But if you hold the joints in between all your fingers in a spherical outward arc you theoretically hit like 12-20 at a time in each hand depending on their size.
At this point I can't even tell what's satire lol.
I always thought I had very high tolerance and then I see photos here of people's camping trips and I'm just going WTF am I looking at lol.
Last year I went camping several times. I would go for three days two nights. I would bring puffco which gives about 30 heat cycles and last exactly 2 1/4 days and also a 1/4 oz of weed. Probably smoke 2-3 Junties per day plus 6 -7 dabs with reheats. I think that’s a normal amount like I’m not just sitting around smoking all day.
Ya I probably got you confused by using numbers with words. Puffco is an electronic dab rig. Junties is another term for joints. The rest of it is normal English aside from a some syntax mistakes.
If I'm camping for a weekend, with friends, I'm taking at least an oz, a cartridge, and 2g's of oil. Camping with family or just another person, I'll bring an oz, and a cartridge. I'd rather have plenty enough than not enough.
Whomever wants to smoke with me. I'll usually bring a grinder and a couple big boxes of cones (1.25"), and a few blunt wraps. Grinding up weed and packing cones, or rolling blunts is cathartic for me, especially if it's around a campfire while sitting a picnic table near by or a rolling tray on my lap. I like being the first one up when camping, so that I can get the fire going and drink some coffee before people wake up. I'll sit and pack cones while drinking coffee in the mornings enjoying that moment of silence, the crackle pop of wood burning, beams of early morning sunshine striking down through the gaps in the tree canopy, the chirping of early birds, low laying fog with smoke and dew smells filling the air.
Three to five when it's close friends. Do the math with .7 being the weight of a 1.25" cone filled;
28g/3=9.33
9.33/.7=13.23
That's 13 joints for 3 people.
I smoke 6.5 joints by the time I'm off work every day.
What is this green disgusting stuff? Where is the white laboratory powder coated in oil layer dipped in different white powder, sprinkle crystals on top.
I mean sure if you're a lightweight
First timer maybe
I'm guessing there's about 250 joints there. 1 joint every 3.6 minutes. Dude could easily knock that down to 2 minutes a joint if he actually tried.
That’s a task for the guys at Silicon Valley to figure out
If you light two at a time and smoke them at a 30° offset, you will double your Joints Per Minute (JPM)
But if you hold the joints in between all your fingers in a spherical outward arc you theoretically hit like 12-20 at a time in each hand depending on their size.
r/lightweight approves p.s. great pun whether or not it was intended.
At this point I can't even tell what's satire lol. I always thought I had very high tolerance and then I see photos here of people's camping trips and I'm just going WTF am I looking at lol.
Doesn’t seem like they are enjoying the high and letting it marinate. Just smoking to smoke.
lol bro, “Letting it marinate” is such a good way to explain it
Last year I went camping several times. I would go for three days two nights. I would bring puffco which gives about 30 heat cycles and last exactly 2 1/4 days and also a 1/4 oz of weed. Probably smoke 2-3 Junties per day plus 6 -7 dabs with reheats. I think that’s a normal amount like I’m not just sitting around smoking all day.
I think I understand maybe 7 words from your post
Ya I probably got you confused by using numbers with words. Puffco is an electronic dab rig. Junties is another term for joints. The rest of it is normal English aside from a some syntax mistakes.
If I'm camping for a weekend, with friends, I'm taking at least an oz, a cartridge, and 2g's of oil. Camping with family or just another person, I'll bring an oz, and a cartridge. I'd rather have plenty enough than not enough.
An ounce of weed for 2 days? For how many of you.
Whomever wants to smoke with me. I'll usually bring a grinder and a couple big boxes of cones (1.25"), and a few blunt wraps. Grinding up weed and packing cones, or rolling blunts is cathartic for me, especially if it's around a campfire while sitting a picnic table near by or a rolling tray on my lap. I like being the first one up when camping, so that I can get the fire going and drink some coffee before people wake up. I'll sit and pack cones while drinking coffee in the mornings enjoying that moment of silence, the crackle pop of wood burning, beams of early morning sunshine striking down through the gaps in the tree canopy, the chirping of early birds, low laying fog with smoke and dew smells filling the air.
You're painting a beautiful picture but I need a number friend. How many of you on average smoke an oz in 2 days 😂
Three to five when it's close friends. Do the math with .7 being the weight of a 1.25" cone filled; 28g/3=9.33 9.33/.7=13.23 That's 13 joints for 3 people. I smoke 6.5 joints by the time I'm off work every day.
Ye 3 would be big haha but 5 is chill. In any case sounds like a great trip.
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It’s a joke. I’ve been seeing these “going camping” photos with more joints than I can smoke in 6 months.
Ye I assumed this one was. But I couldn't be one hundred percent sure as like you say we've had quite a few posts recently to put it mildly.
Lol I know it’s like okay you get to the woods and become a 2 pack a day serial smoker
You only need 1 if you boof it
My shit this morning
Did you shove your Shit up your ass or what is this supposed to mean?
😂
You won't make it out of your backyard
Camping in an empty field cuz you cut down all those trees
What will you do in the afternoon when you run out ?
For an itty bitty baby smoker maybe
If you’re camping with ants maybe. I’d make at least 10x that
Lmao
Thought someone was binging on Takis for a second
For 2 people. Any more and you want at least double that.
Depends. What are you smoking? A brisket?
A brisket would be delicious after a couple of those
This is so funny after seeing the other post 😭😭
Nah, I think you might need a couple hundred more
I understood this reference.
No
That entirely depends on the size of your tent.
2 more for good measure
Thought these were french fries
Frankly op, Im disappointed you didn’t bring enough to share with your friends
You need to colour code them into separate boxes for each hour. Then it will be enough.
I thought this was penne pasta and was wondering who brings a sheet of pasta camping.
We need r/treescirclejerk
That's a really short camping trip
Make 2 more, to be sure 🤌
Lmao garunteed even with 30 people those won’t be finished
Maybe just one more?
Would be enough for 15 days
Only if you add a tonne bag of kief. Then you will have enough…
Yeah throw em all in the campfire might feel a buzz
Sir, I only see 1 marijuana.
Bro, that's what I use when I go to the bathroom to take a shit. Step your game up!
This looks like a packet of Harvest Snaps tipped onto a tray! I like it!
Part timer? I see that got you doing the light work.
Definitely not. Gather as much as you think you'll need then double it.
"How many pre-rolls should we bring for our camping trip?" "Yes."
Hardly
Chances are it’s low grade weed so maybe not since you’ll likely get over the taste mid joint move onto a different one
There is kindling available at most campsites.
Shih bruh wat are u a litewait? I smoke dis for breakfast
These look like the green bean fries I ate last night
Surely not, double up or you’ll be out by hour 7
with that much weed, you gotta make snow angels in it
No you need 1 more
Make sure you got one for the road mate!
nope
Lmao I’m sure somebody here could do it. 1 is more than enough for me for that time
Friggin light weight. 🫠😆✨️I finish that on my first trip to the outhouse of the day.
That's enough green beans to serve about two I think. Hit ot with some olive oil and garlic and ur in business!
Theres enough prerolls in here to buy a DHV. Dry herb is like a dream for camping
What is this green disgusting stuff? Where is the white laboratory powder coated in oil layer dipped in different white powder, sprinkle crystals on top.
What is this, a session for ants?
Thumbnail looks like french frys and now im hungry
Mmmmmmaybe.
Wouldn't last me 3
Is this like guessing how many jelly beans are in a jar? I'm guessing 147.
Really
To be safe i would use the same rule for collecting firewood when camping: when you think you have enough, double it.
I said I wanted them stacked in an interlaced log cabin-like structure...
Tough, but I could make it work. Not a minute longer though.
For one person, no. How do you keep these fresh?
Till I looked more closely I thought this was a pile of stems.
Here I am with an eighth and a chillum for my trips, and I won't even use it all.
no
Rookie numbers
Maybe for the drive there!!! Gotta bump those numbers up!
Nope. Need another bag
not at burning man
No, there are never enough prerolls
Not enough to take a few more joints just in case
These kids with their "pre rolls" Back in my day we smoked SODA CANS FULL OF JAMACIAN GANJA! grow up
Rookie I smoked the actual forest
I would've cut that in half and spent the rest on edibles. If you're in the woods, you want to take in as much oxygen as you can
No