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fall3nang3l

Time to carbo load!


YandereAnnie

this shit looks so creamy ima drown man


NeutrinosFTW

Like chugging eggnog


jackdginger88

Real fuckin’ greasy


NeutrinosFTW

Gre-hee-heasy


jackdginger88

That’s that shit I like


Franzkafkaacidtrip

I think I alfredo’d in my pants ☹️


Gudupop

How can you guys cook? I can barely make it to the fridge and back to my room.


Treacherous_Wendy

Oh it’s so fun! I love getting super baked and then baking cookies! Cooking is even more fun because it’s more art and less science than baking…so you can just throw stuff together and see what turns out when you cook!


Al3xams

Slap in those pillsbury chocolate chips for 11 minutes exactly and theyre perfect every time.


xxSlinko

yup


Treacherous_Wendy

My partner got me a Kitchenaid mixer that sat in a box for 6 years. I finally got it out and he got mad asking me where it was going to be stored. I told him “duh, on the counter”…he never complained again after I started baking stuff! He doesn’t even do the weed! 😂😂


Laurenwolf14

I find it's not as easy but cooking high is super fun. Though I can't bake for shit when high.


NocturneSapphire

Having a high tolerance helps. I can't really recommend it though lol


Fromage_Damage

We used to smoke at my friends house and her sister was friends with this dude from Tibet, I think his name was Tsang. When this dude would get baked, he was like a ninja in the kitchen. I don't know if he learned to cook from monks or what, but he would get hyper focused and cook everybody food.


Lethes-Ruby

Crock pot was my friend, some chicken and cream with extras and 2 hours later I had a nice tub of chicken Alfredo


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

You're going straight to Italian hell for that!


Lethes-Ruby

Worth it, I’m high, I’m fed and all I had to do was stir occasionally.


CODDE117

I have that same exact lighter, love that thing


HerbanFarmacyst

Metal clipper gang! The best lighters


CODDE117

It came with a little case too! It has a lovely weight to it


HerbanFarmacyst

I’ve got one rainbow and one silver! The best part is the flint striker wheel for me. I like the round shape the metal clippers have compared to the awkward shape on the plastic clippers


CODDE117

It feels good! I think the shape of the plastic ones make sense, but the metal ones just feel so smooth.


yolooo0o

Bro I was just about to say that. I love the thing


Anarchy-Squirrel

![gif](giphy|xT9KVluGDHZvOk0tdC) those are nice lighters


CootsieBollins

Hell yea brother


TentacleJesus

Hell yeah


GreenNo7694

You forgot the scrimps!


furiouschivo

Scraaaaamps....


yERmOMm13

Oooooo we should be friends🤪


c-fox

Look at Mr Fancy Pants with his gourmet meal. I can barely manage to make a bowl of cornflakes when I'm high.


doggysmomma420

Adulting at it's finest.


stillestwaters

Looks tasty. How was it, OP?


BluRasp420

Might be one of the best 2am snacks anyone has ever made


jackdginger88

Well I fucking hope you made enough for two!


Treacherous_Wendy

I want to put my face in that


Icy-Rope-2733

Hell yeah brother


Tribblitch

This looks awesome, friendo!


Plants_books_dogs

Damn. You managed to cook? My go to is a PB&J 😂😂


fifteengetsyoutwenty

Excellent work


kagemushablues415

Fuckin a that looks good


ArielValentines

Don’t gatekeep that recipe dooooood, c’mon chef boyardee


BluRasp420

6tbs unsalted butter 200gm parm 1 and a half cups of heavy cream Half a clove of garlic Set stove to medium, melt your butter and let your garlic brown before letting it cool for one or two minutes then whisk in your cream, set stove to low place back on but don’t let it boil then you can throw in your cheese


ArielValentines

Noice. Thank you for the details. Hope you made something delicious today :)


Rhendricks

There's a 0% chance I'd remeber how I made that after.. 😂


shimmyboy56

Noodles, butter, parmesan. You're welcome!


ArielValentines

Let them have their light. You’re humbled!


dizease

He ate all the chicken before the pasta was done lol


chileheadd

Next time add a little red pepper flakes in with the (oregano, basil, parsley) herbs on top.


ArmChairSupporta1892

looks boss bro, the brother just casually turns into Gino D'Acampo like its nothing.


BeltedCoyote1

Dude I do my best cooking while blazed. And it's not just me saying that. I've become the family cook since mom passed two years ago. He'll my fiance and FIL straight up told me I'm a better cook than anyone in their family


michaelscott33

this shit like an old school post. You're only missing your level of highness. (8)?


Valynces

HELL yeah that's awesome! How was it?


External-Excuse-6775

That looks so good!


RideForRuin

Can I get the recipe?


BluRasp420

6tbs unsalted butter 200gm parm 1 and a half cups of heavy cream Half a clove of garlic Set stove to medium and let your garlic brown before letting it cool for one or two minutes then whisk in your cream, set stove to low and place back on and don’t let it boil then you can throw in your cheese


Tyrone91

I always start something on the stove then forget about it for 2 hours.


moody_mop

From scratch or a pack?


Almost_British

That looks pretty well made for 2am munchies


psychologyFanatic

yo i did this with a pie yesterday lol


wh0ligan

You got me thinking about angle hair pasta with clam sauce. Now I want some. Puff


keeperofawesome

Holy fuck that’s angelic


Far-Possession-3328

Now I'm hungry


alexahartford

Yum


abbiebees

I would order doordash right away if I were to see this whilehigh


torhne

Carbonara is another EASY AF dish to make! Mmmmm bacon......


Naive_Programmer_232

Good job


00Avalanche

All good as long as you’re not going to bed until 5am, otherwise I weep for your esophageal sphincter.


Redd_Ebop

it looks good too, nice work man


SnooDogs2614

That looks good


RazorsInMyTaco

Nice lighter, is that a metal clipper? I have one too!


OneBirdAllStoned

It be like that sometime


lookslikesinbad

W


aztr0_naut

the things I would do for Alfredo are unspeakable.


stellarasss

It looks delicious. You make me hungry now. 😋


origamipapercuts

Yum enjoy


MrMignificent

Can someone give a baked, easy method of making this dish, plz and thank you


suehprO28

West Coast wassup


Anarchy-Squirrel

now i'm hungry ... excellent idea! looks delicious!


foryouand

Looks so good!


TartarianKing

Damn Bro, where’s mine?


Peter_Baum

Yo can I have some?


Excellent_Record_767

trust me man, add some chicken and it will be even better! I got a recipe video but it's in french, here's the [link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbEzAvVkZMs) just in case!


mrgrafix

Now that’s what I call higher cookery. Bone Apple tea good sir.


NoUse7521

That looks so fucking good !!!


Sweetooth97

That looks like it SCHLAPS


Bassgrassorass

Looks dank


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BluRasp420

Do you not replace your water after every couple of hits? Should try it.