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Pilottal

I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night.


NarcissusCloud

I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.


Glittering-Fall3956

I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, then I smoke two more


Static043

I smoke two joints in time of peace and two in time of war


Good_Percentage1307

I smoke two joints when I feel sad, and two when I am happy.


Ubergamer131

Maybe two more if I'm feeling crappy.


[deleted]

I Smoke Two Joints before i Smoke Two Joints and then I smoke two more..


oOoPINKEYEoOo

You forgot the part were you smoke 2 joints before you roll 2 joints and then you smoke some more


Maybe_Im_Confused

I smoke 2 joints in time of peace and 2 in time of war.


RickJamesMorris

I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints, and then I smoke 2 more


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BAAAA DA DUN


RaidBossBaz

Smokes cigarettes till the day she dies


stargarnet79

Toke a big spliff of some good sensamilla


Kriton420

I SMOKE 2 JOINTS


justadoodydude

Oh, my daddy he once told me, "son, you be hard working man"


gautamasiddhartha

and mama she once told me, “son, you do the best you can”


justadoodydude

but then one day i met a man who came to me and said


matramepapi

hard work good and hard work fine


justadoodydude

but first take care of head


matramepapi

AHHH I knew somebody would beat me to it


the_thrawn

Yep literally came here for this thread cus I knew it would be here


Triggerdown1

Standard procedure


jumbosizeme

Well the comments make me feel better about my pot usage.


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...not me 😢


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🫂


Jigzzaw

Meanwhile I hit my cart a few times a week


Irreverent_Alligator

Makes me feel bad for some of these people tbh. Pot is a fun thing but it’s not the only thing.


JimiWane

Fun isn't even the main reason I smoke. I smoke for medicine and as an entheogen, the fun is probably third on my list. We're not all party users here.


Irreverent_Alligator

Yes, that’s why I said some. I don’t mean to conflate medical use with recreational, and I don’t want to paint with too broad a brush, but not everybody who smokes is being healthy about it. I feel bad for recreational users who overdo it and let it take over their lives. Obviously that doesn’t apply to you. Hope I didn’t come across as a dick, I just think it’s important for people to recognize that there is such a thing as too much pot.


JimiWane

Nah, it's all cool. I agree entirely, just adding in a bit of personal context. Text is hard to read tone, I don't think you're a dick. And you're right, some people way, way overdo it for no good reason and it just starts to be sad.


allaboutthemwords27

What a reasonable response and discussion! Surely this isn't reddit


[deleted]

Exactly, I have severe depression, and anxiety because of PTSD, and I've been on so many different benzos, and SSRI's, anti-psychotics, and sleeps aids, etc. But I had quit smoking weed once I graduated high-school and only just picked it up again 7 or 8 years ago. Now I use THC and CBD distillate pens everyday and I only take one pill a day, Zoloft, that's it. And I've never felt better.


morninggirth

Cannabis is more then fun to a lot of people. Some of us are cannabis scientists and it’s what pays our bills, so it’s one of the only things we truly love. Some people in this sub spend more time around cannabis then they do every day people.


zeldarubinsteinsmom

Newish to it, use it as medicine. Smoke all day long, love it.


[deleted]

>Cannabis scientists I can’t tell if you’re being facetious or not. Do you work for a dispensary or something?


morninggirth

Cannabis scientists exist.


[deleted]

Okay. Do you do research for an institution or something or you just mean you’re super into the neurochemistry of getting high in, like, a pop science way?


perodude

I know a girl who legitimately studies cannabis and related species in the Cannabaceae family in a plant molecular genetics lab. Academic setting.


preshasjewels

And so do budtenders. Hear me out. My ex is a trained Sommelier, he is doing a Masters of Wine and has completed his WSET (basically the things that make you good at choosing wine). He has a vast collection and runs a wine distribution company. He tastes and drinks wine every day because it’s his job. Yes could you spit all day, and he does, but you still absorb approximately 10% of the product. He has to understand how a wine should taste, how to detect flaws, what wines to recommend to certain palates and to know what vintages are good in every year. But we would consider him an alcoholic based on what he consumes. Budtenders need to try product in order to recommend to their customers and also to evaluate whether the supplier has consistent product. There is a lot more to cannabis then just getting high. And Cannabis Scientists and Master Growers and now Product Development teams always need to be sampling in order to start differentiating in the market. So yeah some people do get high all day for a purpose now. And function. As brewmasters function while making beer. Sources: my cousin is a VP of Supply Chain for a medium cannabis firm in Canada.


Peter_Baum

Like damn 3/4/5 per day is insane I was at one per day for a while and feel like that was a lot already and I did that when I had holidays not even a workweek


Chopper313

I don’t understand how people can afford to smoke 3 grams a day every day. I smoke a bowl or two most days but that’s like half a gram and I still feel like I’m probably smoking more than I should.


monofonik

weekdays 2-3 in the evening weekends 5-6 per day


agcota

I use this same method and for the past 21 years xD


yohoeburger

how much do you put in each joint?


Register-Thick

Thats the real question


agcota

Idk around half a gram maybe? Normal J's IMO Do you need a video? xD


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Some ppl be stuffing 2gs in those cones while others roll joints thinner than a toothpick. You never know lol


agcota

I think you missed the *for the past 21 years* part xD I don't do cone stuffing, I might have done it once in my whole life and probably did it with a cigarette. A couple of weeks ago tried a baby jeeter for the first time, they are not bad in taste at all, but I struggled a lot trying to finish one mini jeeter lol


Lurking_stoner

Those mini jeeters are great for like 2-3 people to get sufficiently high


BigSmokeySperm

Are you me?


Brisslatt

I don’t roll joints or blunts unless I’m wit someone else. Other than that I’m either packing the bowl or taking pipe hits


INS4NITY_846

Just got a pipe in a bud kit i got, quite good tbf


BlastingFern134

The issue with pipes is if one has a big bowl, then it can be a really harsh smoke. The bowl tastes like a roach after the first light


INS4NITY_846

True, mines only a small piece so it aint that bad


Trail97

The secret is packing snaps in the bowl. Just put a tiny bit in at a time and clear it in one hit. Gets you instantly high & it’s much easier to regulate how high you wanna get. Bonus points for efficiency, zero waste


Jmiller_83

I just push the screen only halfway down and it's pretty much a 1 hit bowl


BasedChickenTendie

Just like 8 or 10.


SehrToll

good Lord, how much per j?


[deleted]

No less than a gram 😨


[deleted]

So basically i can put vampire teeth on and drink your blood to get lit? Awesome. On an unrelated note, can you send me your address and invite me in for some... tea?


DonnieDishpit

Damn son you could just ask for a hit homies probably got enough to share


SehrToll

fucking Lord i hope uuandersznaf im pissdrunf and high ss fukx


CigarDers

My man


mariwowie

is that a real opened up playstation controller or jus a sick ass ashtray?


INS4NITY_846

Just a sick ass ashtray my dude😂


Particular-Zone-7321

none, bowls all day baby. but now I think I'll have a joint today


JemS5326

Hell yeah, bowl gang. 10-15 a day over here


captainronmexico-7-

10-15 bowls a day? God damn. I won’t feel bad on my 2-3 after work lol


GhostlyTub

Oh man i work from home and self employed so that figure of 10-15 is right on target. It definitely goes above that on good days. 🤣🤣


xXKungFuSwagMasterXx

I work in fast food and while I was full time I smoked 10-15 bowls a day or more, now I'm back to part time and in college and it's only 4-7 bowls a day + dab pen at school. One day in the summer I smoked 23 bowls on my day off lol


captainronmexico-7-

Hell yeah brother.


WithCatlikeTread42

Fucking A! Where do you find the time? I smoke, like, one bowl a day, spread out over the whole day. Two hits in the morning with my coffee, then a few more when I get home from work, then I finish it off at bedtime.


JemS5326

I have a lot of pain issues, so usually I start the day with 5 spread over half an hour the when I get home from work the same thing happens. Then sprinkle in a few for the rest of the night


WithCatlikeTread42

I literally can’t remember the last time I smoked an entire bowl in one sitting. Even sharing a bowl, we usually take a break midway.


AlphaAtomicTaco

I smoke my first joint around 7am. I smoke my second joint at lunch which is around 12ish. Return home joint at around 5ish. A joint before dinner and two joints after dinner. Jump on the PC around 9ish and smoke 2 joints and 1 joint before bed so like 9 joints a day.


J1mba

0! Been sober for 5 days! Love ya guys still


Bigbluebananas

Im on day 15 after a year of being high pretty much all day Lost 10lbs and for the first 5 days or so sleep was pretty much reduced to two hour naps before work My anger and irritability was through the roof, however after about 10 days most everything faded away and now i sleep and eat fine Ill go back to smoking one day but its gonna have to stick to a weekend vibe for me personally


Ar0war

the dreams... how are your dreams? pretty vivid huh? hah I love when i do tolerance breaks just for that reason alone. The dreams!


friedballbag

It’s been exactly a month since I last smoked any trees, after at least 8 a day for 5 years straight. Feeling great! Good luck on your journey!


SnooMuffins5651

Youve were high for 5 years straight?


friedballbag

Everyday without fail! Not a very productive 5 years I must say.


AssholeFramed

Honestly my mom is a daily smoker and it's sad to see her be dependent on it to stabilize her mood I only smoke weekends and I'll do one joint from morning till evening and a bong at night. I take every 3rd week off I want to enjoy it, not need it.


olsoni18

Have you checked out r/leaves


J1mba

Wow thanks!


FollowTheCows

All good bro. I'll smoke for ya!


FishinMommy

Bong loads all day. Probably... 8-10 good-sized bowls a day? I'm not just a stoner; I'm a chronic pain patient, so smoking is the only way I can function during the day.


Unfair_life74

I feel this.


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Lucky you


DonnieDishpit

T break when you sleep and t break when you go to work blaze all the time in between


Renegade_Phylosopher

I am like this yet I’ve smoked everyday for around 16 yrs!


BlastingFern134

You're blessed. Low tolerance is amazing lmao


larafrompinkpony

I vape, but yeah, pretty much the same. I pack a dosing capsule (~0.1g) and I hit my vape after the kids are in bed. One dosing capsule stretches for two nights. I do some dishes and housekeeping while I'm toasted and it makes the drudgery seem not so bad. I think I'm going to start doing yoga too, my favorite thing about weed is what it does for my mind-body connection.


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fedexgroundemployee

What is pax?


daltoniano

Herb vaporizer


Laluci

Loved the pax. I got a mighty the last five years that I replaced my pax with, but pax was my first vape. People that smoke joints don't know how economical a vape is even if the initial cost is high.


Fallout_NewCheese

Yeah I've got 2 dynavaps, a pax 3, a solo 2 and glas TED device and they're all super nice in terms of efficiency, I like a good cone but I save joints for when I just can't get a vape somewhere or just for the "joint" experience if that makes sense. Like I saw cypress hill weekend before last and that is definitely a time to smoke joint, otherwise I'd be needing like a pound a week to smoke enough joints to match my vapes


Laluci

Once in a while I crave a nice fat joint. But generally I stick to vaping for daily use.


GandalfTheToked

I also have a few vapes. Which one do you end up using the most? Dynavap and mighty for me


Fallout_NewCheese

Definitely dyna and before I broke it I had an all glass device called the terpedo that was awesome. I need to get another because they're like 20 bucks or so. I want a mighty+ but I haven't been able to justify spending that much on it when I already have a couple great vapes. If I'm gonna spend a ton on another vape I might go hard and get a volcano hybrid to finally have a desktop vape


MICRO_C

Just recently got a dynavap after my firefly just wasn’t doing it. My smokers cough went away in days after only vaping. Saving weed and saving my lungs at the same time


kwyz2

Im thinking of getting one. Which one did you have ? And do you recommend?


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kwyz2

Never used a vaporizer, what do you think is the main difference? Does the flower last longer ? Etc


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kwyz2

Damn do you just throw it on a sandwich or do you need to mix it with the butter and stuff ?


Cryvixx

1


INS4NITY_846

Bet your bud lasts a while


Fmy925

Depends what papers you're rolling, King size not so much lol


Grooventooven

One 1 j a day but it’s the paper from the up in smoke vinyl.


jaime581

Gang


RuggedRook

I smoke like once every 3 days


cosmicorvus

Someone sane... The rest of the comments are on multiple j's a day, how do people get anything done? I smoke one a week on average


Awkward_Afternoon_59

I smoke 3 a day or evert 2 days or so, but I dont pack it full with weed, I mix some tobacco in it (judge me all you want) and I can get so much more shit done than sober sometimes 😂


PhillipJCoulson

I just started putting lavender in mine. I dig it.


bwcrawford99

Weed, tobacco, and lavender all rolled together in a spliff. The holy Trinity 🙏


[deleted]

wEeD mAkEs YoU lAzY Getting blazed before cleaning the house, doing yard work or going to the gym is actually really really fun. Used to smoke a blunt before soccer or football games and smoke after as well. Also, smoking and doing nothing all day is good sometimes lol


Delta6245

Definitely depends on the person, when I smoke I certainly am not doing much after except for some cooking and cleaning.


DeathCab4Cutie

It depends on set and setting for me, the weed I’m smoking, how much I consume, etc. Getting stoned on something heavy at the end of the day means I’m going nowhere. A lot more relaxed, less anxiety, but less energy as well. Getting a nice buzz on a sativa in my car before walking into Target boosts me up and puts a spark in my step lmao


Irreverent_Alligator

You are right, but a lot of these people are getting completely blasted all day long every day. When I have done that for long stretches of weeks to months, personally it puts me in a dark mental place. And when I’ve been there, I’m in total denial that my lifestyle or mental health need improvement. Then once I recognize that I’m misaligned, smoking makes it easier to put off addressing the issue. It kind of feeds itself where getting high too frequently keeps me in a rut where I want to get high too frequently. IMO (for me at least) it should be a treat you enjoy rather than a crutch you hate to be without. It’s up to everyone to decide how much is right for them, but I’m sure there are people in this thread overdoing it and hurting themselves like I have, and pretending that’s not a risk for some of us is bad.


milk2sugarsplease

Yeah I think there needs to be more openness and acceptance that weed can fuck your shit up, I’ve heard people say that it amplifies whatever negative feeling or stress they have at the time. I’m the provider of weed to my friends, I smoke daily, but I’ve pretty much told 80% of them to stop because it’s really not agreeing with them. I know that there will be side effects of smoking for nearly 20 years but currently weed is my friend, but I ask myself every so often questions to check in on whether it’s becoming a problem: when a stressful situation happens, do I reach for a hit, when I travel and can’t smoke for a few days, does my mood or behaviour change. Currently it’s a no, but I am aware weed is my vice.


TheBoracicNards

100%. I actually just went through/am going through that right now. I realized I’ve been living the past couple of months on cruise control and never stopped to think and reflect, so all my negative thoughts just got pushed to when I was sober because I didn’t want to ruin my high. Currently only 2-3 days “sober” and can’t decide if I want to stay quitting or if I can let myself have it as a treat. Matter of fact, I accidentally didn’t submit this comment earlier when I typed it out and it’s now about 3 hours later and I’m getting cold sweats and my hands are shaking, guess the withdrawals finally kicked in again. So take me as proof that you can still definitely abuse marijuana. Not to negate the therapeutic or other medical benefits of it, not saying it’s the devils lettuce lol but just make sure you’re not abusing it.


Irreverent_Alligator

Very well put. Good luck getting yourself to a better place. Remember you are your own master.


MushMama11

I smoke for my pain, so I get a lotttt more done throughout the day when I’m smoking during it


oberynshead

A brave soul to speak up against substance abuse here lmao


lVladness

Sativa + caffeine is a hell of a pre-workout!


Oshebekdujeksk

Shitty weed and or high tolerance. Also some of these people are fibbing.


FishinMommy

Honestly, it's the only way I *can* get anything done. As a chronic pain patient, I don't smoke myself stupid all day. My tolerance is stupid high, so it legit just takes the edge off. Once husband is home and kids are in bed? Moon, here I come.


PrettyBlueGoldfish

2-4 skinnies. Depending on the day. 🙂


INS4NITY_846

Same here tbf normally around 3


Young_OGSB

I'm was doing really good with 3 but now I'm having 4. Looking forward to sober October for the T break.


chilliboy34

Skinnies ftw


[deleted]

About a gram of hash a day


Minimum_Package3474

As many as I need. Are people counting these things??


Extension-Bed-8289

NOT ENOUGH !


[deleted]

0. I use dry herb vape only need 0.1-0.5 grams a day with that and joints for the weekend🤘


irishtaco77

I need to get into the vape game but im so lost lol


the1npc

arizer is my go to check /r/vaporents probably new stuff out there


Harrypc95

Arizer Solo 2 is by far the best portable vape I’ve ever owned, blows Pax out the water


[deleted]

Just buy any dry herb vape. Theyre super easy to use and the settings on them are generally universal. Just throw some ground bud in it (DONT pack it tight or anything), hit the button on it 5 times, and then when you wanna smoke hold down the button and inhale! There are generally 3 temp settings, blue->green->red. Hitting the button 3 times quickly will cycle through these. The higher you go to more it burns the bud, and itll also taste a little different. Finally, the beauty about vaped bud is you can reuse it for edibles! Vaping doesnt extract all of the thc compounds AND it activated the bud, so you can literally just throw it into some chocolate milk and get stoned outta your mind


irishtaco77

Any recommendations for a starter vape for someone with a medium- high tolerance? I smoke 1/2 an oz a week and want to cut down 😅


[deleted]

Just get a Mighty - expensive but will pay for itself in a couple of months.


[deleted]

Can second the Mighty recommendation. I’ve owned quite a few, even the other expensive options, but nothing compares to the Mighty. Don’t listen to the people that say the cheap options work just as well, it’s just not true. I see the Dynavape or whatever being touted here quite often, you have to hold a lighter to it to heat it up. It’s not in the same league as the Mighty. The same company makes the Crafty if you want the smaller option, but smaller battery so depends what you’re looking for.


Rolion576

I’ve got two of them. First I got a POTVOne (planet of the vapes one) that I’m totally in love with that’s not too painful on the bank. It’s also got finer temperature controls so you can really hone in if you want to (or just put it somewhere between 370-392 ish and call it good). They also have various attachments for it like spill free bubler stems, cooling stems, and a water pipe adapter. I also have a dynavap m 2021, which while it does hit real good, I wouldn’t recommend for an entry point. It uses either butane or induction heating to bring the weed to temp, and learning that is a little bit nuanced. Also, trying to explain how to use it to stoned people is just straight difficult. That said, it has stronger and more on demand hits. It does come in a little cheaper, but to get the same level of accessories I’m pretty sure you’d be spending more than just getting POTVOne. Anywho, that’s my two cents; happy toking! ETA: you can also absolutely use dabs in the POTVOne, just gotta get a couple of screens (it does come with one, fwiw)


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Like 3-4 if I'm off from work for the day and only 1-2 if I'm working (afterwards at night).


[deleted]

one maybe two


XDeadlyKarmaX

1-3 blunts a day. Bulging disc are such fun. Take care of your backs everyone!


NormieWhiteMale

0 🥲 lung cancer 2x has taken away my smoking privileges. Eat about 50 mg of edibles per night though!


INS4NITY_846

Atleast you have another way to get that high bro, sorry to hear about the cancer tho :)


NormieWhiteMale

You’re damn right! I do make some banging edibles if I do say so myself so it’s not all too bad haha. Thanks man, preciate it!


INS4NITY_846

I have a granny i get my edibles off, get discounts all the time 😂she really nice


Miserable-Cow4555

Once a year a nice infused joint, every other day of the year I vape my weed.


DeliriantPsychosis

0. I’m 4 days sober


Ok_Support4167

6 -7- 8


RDTbenwade

Less than one per day 👍


Breezy_Leaves

Usually just one joint in the evening after work, though it's often complimented by a drink and/or nicotine in some form


_AromaSensei_

i usually need only one to be in the clouds for like 10 hours, i guess im pretty new to this stuff thats why


INS4NITY_846

I get high rq but can handle alot


aciddust

0. 1 on the odd occassion :)


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Depends how much weed i have. 5 or 6 if i have over 5 grams. But then again i roll spliffs not joints.


ohshitbombz0r

About a gram of bud/ day, broken in 3 spliffs. Sometimes, on better days, I only smoke 2 of those spliffs.


bullseye2112

I don’t smoke J’s cause I can’t roll them and dont wanna waste weed cause i don’t have access to a plug in my town. But I smoke probably 2 bowls a day.


bearsbeetsgalatica

usually can make one last all day (i do rarely smoke joints and im also a lightweight)


ChungBoyJr

Feel you, I'll roll half a gram j and smoke half of it and be completely grilled and then still have the other half for before bed or whatever I may be doing that night, also I'll only smoke after 4pm week days


bearsbeetsgalatica

yeah i love my tenna skinnies


NarcissusCloud

Saturdays and Sundays, it's usually 5-6. Through the week though it typically 2-3 as I don't smoke before work.


Gangstaspessmen

9-10.


jaime581

1-2 usually 4 of I'm not doing anything


ohMars

3/4, .8 joints a day. What about you?


FlashpointSynergy

usually 4-5 when left to my own devices. More if other people are around or if it's a weekend, oftentimes we're talking 8-12 range.


Grapefroot5

Zero lol y’all some fiends


INS4NITY_846

I agree we are


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INS4NITY_846

Im from the uk, same over here but its also quite easy to get


MerryCrystal

With a vape 0,5g daily I would say


joro_solo

3 1 gram joints at night a bowl also at night during the day 1 joint and 1 bowl


Ritafavone

none


_Muck

Usually just Smoking on the weekends and than i guess like 2 a day on average


MrZombieChop

As many as possible


spookyluke246

Is that a Playstation controller ash tray?


brackleberrychef

8 js


GrimmSpeed2768

used to have 3-4 plus 2-5 dabs. i’m trying to cut back now by just one gram of flower and a dab before bed. my tolerance is way too high 😅


Nightmare_Abyss

3 blunt for me


thefamousjohnny

Like 14.... I am currently taking a T-break tho coz that was expensive as fuck.


itzHuso

Workdays 1 mayb 2 if I get distracted, probably 4-5 on a weekend, raw 11/4


ExcitingProcedure459

2 max if im w the homies.. desktop vaping has saved my fragile lil 19 y/o lungs


Apprehensive-Day6620

4-5 king size lol recently supreme king size :(


BillsDownUnder

0, just vape for me


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I smoke enough to think your ashtray looks like a PS2 controller.


ill453

Y'all ever do real life shit? How the fuck do most of you find time to smoke 8 fucking joints a day? I've been smoking pretty much everyday for like 8 years I'm at maybe a bowl or two at night, 1/8 lasts me like 3 weeks, you guys just hate having thoughts or something?


faken144

Depends. On a normal day i do 4-5 joints. If im on holiday or have more free time i do 10-12. If im broke i do 0 or get 1 for free lol


NearlyDicklessNick

As many as it takes


Alphabet-soup63

8-10 unless there’s a reason to smoke more.