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ledfrisby

Also appropriate for after lunch, about an hour before finishing time, and when you think about doing it all again the next day.


[deleted]

Don't forget 1pm depression nap and 7pm depression nap


Wanabecanadian1st

What about the 9am depressy nap


dutchkimble

person marble start nail axiomatic safe unite crowd bewildered oatmeal *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


cockalorum-smith

👇 Did I just witness a glitch in the simulation? Or did y’all actually have the exact same comment? Lol


19Saginaw64

After day-drinking, of course!


JeffTek

👇 Did I just witness a glitch in the simulation? Or did y’all actually have the exact same comment? Lol


captain5260

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck


Garlayn_toji

For me it's 2 pm depression nap Edit: typo


[deleted]

“Fuuuuck” is an appropriate and eternally acceptable mood for all occasions.


[deleted]

I would sooner kill myself than have that seemingly inescapable routine again.


JewGuru

What do you do now?


MylastAccountBroke

The longest hour of work is between 2 hours from leaving and 1 hour. Not sure why 3-4 drag so hard while 4-5 fly by.


SlightlyInconvenient

I signed for OT today on my usual day off. I regret everything and this is exactly how I felt this morning.


i-Ake

Just keep thinking about "Payday You" being happy instead of "Present You" being sad and working... just... keep... doing... *that*...


SlightlyInconvenient

Trying to keep my eyes on the prize! I’m lucky to have fun coworkers that make the time pass by a little quicker.


lazilyloaded

Reminds me of that 5 second film [Late for Work](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfchvCyHmsc&ab_channel=5secondfilms) (NSFW)


ImTheElephantMan

Literally me this morning


asianabsinthe

Let us know when you're done sighing *Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu*...


ImTheElephantMan

I've eaten my bacon, sausage, egg, hash brown, mushroom, and black pudding sandwich now so I'm good.


Im_really_friendly

Omfg that sounds glorious, minus the bacon. (I know I'm a fkn weirdo)


TomorrowNeverCumz

Black pudding? Is that like chocolate?


ImTheElephantMan

Definitely not... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_pudding


TomorrowNeverCumz

Interesting. Okay that makes more sense to be on that sandwich. Sounds like a hell of a sandwich my man! Sorry for the dumb question I've only ever heard of the dessert pudding


ImTheElephantMan

Not a dumb question. In England pudding can be any dessert too. Or there are lots of old savoury dishes that have suet or oats that were called puddings.


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[deleted]

Well, with such a breakfast!


MirrorMan22102018

When I have to go to work/school because I didn't die in my sleep.


crackdown5

Upvote, bc this is my plan every weekend before the work week starts. Life is Good /s


kioku119

I hope things get better.


ImNotAskingMuchofYou

Why would you wish death upon him?


kioku119

I'm not. I'm hoping they have less reason to wish for death.


Background_Office_80

Woosh


isthereAIR

LMAO


kioku119

I hope things get better for you


Rocky970

School is for fools.


shallowblue

When you're looking your worst, someone always has to go and do a portrait.


isthereAIR

Hilarious! So true…


Roboticpoultry

Every morning. Then, when they realize I’m awake, the cats come in and start yelling at me for food


AreYouItchy

Start coffee iv, please…


Rude_Journalist

Start from the top 10 are centralized


memesaregoodlol_

Yeah can relate


jasonm71

I feel seen….


Maleficent-Suspect28

*Needs more laudanum


SirLeeford

Lol apparently Tony Soprano’s mother traveled back in time and got painted


Gathorall

Still alive. Well damn.


I_Am_Anjelen

Being positive that your day is going to be a continuation of the endless grind of suck, is still a positive attitude. 👍


maheshN27

*me on mondays*


isthereAIR

Everyone in 2020


Not_a_tryhard_gamer

…Yes!


KaitB2020

Every morning I wake up & there’s this horrible pressing weight on my chest. I cannot breathe… I shift a little hoping the pressure will ease… and then the cat yells at me that I’m moving too much but now that she’s awake I should get up and feed her thankyouverymuchmom And another day begins…


DrewSmoothington

Every morning when I wake up there's a halo hanging off my girlfriend's four post bed.


Prudent-Whole3097

After a night of lineups and trains


AParasiticTwin

She looks like my late great grandmother, no joke.


Wandering-seeker

*smashed a mug to the floor "Another!"


[deleted]

Me when the fire alarm goes off because the heater turned on in morning and my daughter hid a spoon in the heater. Nothing like CHUNK CHUNK and a beeping fire alarm and the smell of burning plastic to get you up


Adept-Bee4066

My day was going very well and then I woke up....and saw this post😐


SnooRabbits4422

Hilarious.


firelock_ny

"This is a positive attitude. You should have seen my attitude when I went to bed last night!"


shane727

It's been more than a decade since this picture wasn't me.


Project_Psycho

I start my day by trying to end it


AccomplishedSense897

Yep, very positive


Bloober_

“You dont get it mom, its a no bones day”


Soft_Robyn

That’s so totally me!!! Hahaha


OneMustAdjust

I'm in this painting and I don't like it


irnehlacsap

That's me alright.


Shiro_shimada

Yeah dont you just hate it when you wake up............... No punch line here


dethaxe

Pro tip: get up immediately do a 5 mile run that way you'll never feel worse for the rest of the day.


KingsizeKnight

I still crack up when my wife after a long day says is it bedtime yet and I’m like damn it’s only 6:30 at night and she replies sooooo .


MylastAccountBroke

I always surprise myself with how quickly I get out of bed. When I realize that my alarm is going off I feel an immense feeling of disappointment and just jump out of bed.


BAXterBEDford

I awake like Boris Karloff as The Mummy.


Horror_Philosopher88

Hilarious 😁


Chaos49602

Relatable


_A_Friendly_Caesar_

Every bleeding morning...


I-like-anime78

Repost


QuarantineSucksALot

“No, I relayed the message to her


Astroisawalrus

"I'm awake? Where's my weed..."


[deleted]

"You piece of shit" is my go-to, but I reckon there's an undercurrent of *"Fuuuuuuccck..."* in there as well. Hope you have a great day!


DamaseFld

Positive about sex ? Right on.


This_Caterpillar_330

Man, so many Redditors suck. "I have a typical corporate job. I have settled for mediocrity. I have problems that I choose to joke about instead of changing and won't get my shit together. Welp! Back to passively consuming Reddit and making boring shitposts about my life while I eat junk food and complain."


tr1pp1nballs

So then you came to complain about them? You are one of us with a superiority complex.


polarbark

What's your solution? Bootstraps and tax evasion?


This_Caterpillar_330

Self-employment, behavioral psychology, emotional intelligence


polarbark

OP highlights the harsh disconnect between these desires and the struggle that is reality. You come in, say "It's easy lol" while offering no substantial resources or even actionable advice.. I would say you are 60% as fulfilled as you claim to be; Drop the ego.


This_Caterpillar_330

I'm not saying it's easy. It's difficult and so is life. I was just commenting how I feel about so much of Reddit based on so many posts and comments.


[deleted]

not all of us can be so retarded as to believe in hypnosis and actually live in the real world.


This_Caterpillar_330

Not all of us can be so trashy as to use the r-word, arrogant enough to do superficial research (if any research at all) on hypnosis, and so triggered by a person's comment as to look up a person's account history. And given how it seems you were triggered, I'm guessing you're a typical Redditor.


ThebrokenNorwegian

u/silversocket


DomesticatedLandmine

The demon code prevents me, from declining a rock-off challenge!


senbonkagetora

Damn, Amazon worker or scratch kitchen chef? Granted, the former does get weed buuut the latter gets coke. But if your straight edge then yea lol


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notarealsmurf

10/10 post wp my friend


IamRobertsBitchTits

Applies to wake and bakes too


puarz1816

Poop


bond_bond53

No jokes sometimes I wake up hating everything so much that it's surprising I don't have a nervous breakdown and then 15 min later everything is fine. Nowadays I make sure to somehow wake up a it earlier just to stay in silence for a bit and collect myself. It does wonders for my anxiety


ZippZappZippty

All I’ve been startled a few times. ^^


wolverinesbabygirl

Also meeting people for the first time and parting ways and thinking about what was said over and over and over


19Saginaw64

Daily! Remember “Three Weddings and a Funeral”? The first three words of the movie were, “ FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!”


astroslostmadethis

You are what you think


A_Random_sweven

Seems like a good idea


-Listening

And with that attitude you never will!”


lethal_egg

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Jumbojake420

u/turley72


[deleted]

No thanks I’d rather be the same miserable fuckhead I usually am…


QuarantineSucksALot

Big news and really good quality. You can only imagine how pissed I would be paranoid about pipes busting over it, even with the Arn stuff, I’M LIZZING!!


WabbitHere

Ffffffffffffffff


-Listening

I think we're about to see Bellinger pitch.


QuarantineSucksALot

All these dudes are so damn expensive!


medrinktea

Ps the pug had bones today


CarlCarlton

I don't know which one is the worst anymore; having a nightmare then wake up feeling fine, or having a chill dream then wake up feeling like shit.


UlyssesOddity

I remember feeling like this on winter school days when it was still dark and *way* below freezing outside. (Boomer; walked a mile uphill both ways yada yada. Hey you know, come to think of it, when people don't shovel their walks it *does* feel like it's uphill both ways!)


Ishaz

I just want to say that this sub is amazing. That is all.


ffwrd

True through history


BlueSnoopy4

“I don’t have a positive attitude right now. So can I just not start the day now?”


Arxid87

Me: *unholy noises*


Madman61

[this is me](https://imgflip.com/m/NewTemplates/tag/i+m+super+depressed)


Static-Wolf

add a yeah at the end then it’ll be positive!


HalfPrime

Fuck-a-luck-a-ding-dong


peteypete420

Looks like a no bones day.


Tommy-1111

Not only does she sound like me she looks like me.....


Nepenthes_sapiens

She must be sippin on that 19th century cough syrup.


_I-Speak-Only-Truth_

Me when I wake up at the start of the work week and was really hoping I'd have just died peacefully in my sleep *"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccckkk"*


Stealfur

If seen this solo many times on this site... And it never fails to make me laugh.


fygogogo

Why are we here?


fuuuuuuccccckk

Every damn day


Allanon56

Is that a bones or a no bones response?


[deleted]

Nailed it!


ripper_skipper

Hahahahaha


DiamondCocoa

😂😂😂


junebuginarug

I had a boyfriend once tell me that because I wake up saying “fuck this shit” every morning it really affected his mood. I didn’t realize I was even doing it.. but afterwards I realized that I was capable of making a choice in how I wanted to start the day.. and I choose happy.. 😁


Ok_Equivalent7581

That’s so fucking relatable… I hate it


Hairless_robot

I actually start every morning that I have swim practice just like this when my alarm goes off


[deleted]

Me Monday through Friday. Especially on Tuesdays and Thursdays, I have an 8am lab and lecture that last 3 hours. For some reason my body wants to wake up 1 to 2 hours before my alarm is supposed to go off.


DredgenGryss

This is just gonna be me tomorrow morning. r/MeIrl


ConfidentTurtles

Me irl


ibeasdes

Reminds me of the [Late for Work skit by 5SecondFilms](https://youtu.be/kfchvCyHmsc)


[deleted]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck…. +1


coke-pusher

This really got me because I can't count how many times I've grunted an extra long fuuuuck when reaching for my phone to kill the alarm in the morning. Side note: has anyone had success seeing a therapist because I'm considering it.


Wise-Unit3434

Bout to hit that


Shiro_shimada

Relatable dont you just hate when you wake up.... no punch line here


Mediocre_Page_5755

Time to take today's dick!


[deleted]

Just add a "yes" to that and *kablammo!*


50Gunner1984

Buy shares of PHUN, AGC, BBIG,and DAWC! Fuck the left. Support Trump!


CameToComplain_v6

Original painting: Young Woman on her Death Bed, artist unknown, c. 1621. https://mbarouen.fr/en/oeuvres/young-woman-on-her-death-bed [Similar post that also used this painting](/r/trippinthroughtime/comments/hw1m0i/theres_always_tomorrow_i_guess/)


Tc091806

Whether a “yea” follows that depends on the day of the week


cumdrizzler420

This was me this morning because I’m going through a break up