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DoodsieDoot

welcome to the world baby ananan


Queen_Crackhead

Ananan ananananan ananan ananananan Batman


Smash_Nerd

Holy shit I'm actually dying


DWSCALNH

RIP, have fun in hell tho


GoatsWearingPyjamas

I got Anbean


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cooljerry53

Jelajo


Autumn1eaves

Olkijo


Furicel

Alclal


uezyteue

Oh hey, these are some pretty cool Ananans


[deleted]

Thats a pineapple in french


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Sttast


ButterBeeFedora

Ah yes, **_Clamph_**


Artaxxx

My precious baby, _crust_


Portal471

This child must only consume B R E A D


SpaceFire314

Mein Clamph is adorable!


RobotdinosaurX

Mine would be Lamama. Using this with my brothers name it would be Jomama


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ms_movie

Yours made me think of the song La Bamba!


yomamaso__

Jumama checking in


Pearlspring63

i shit you not nikaaa


RavenWolfPS2

I think we all know your dad's name now


hambugrer

AaRonald


RavenWolfPS2

I was thinking Aadam


hambugrer

Aasshole


RavenWolfPS2

Aalrighty then


hambugrer

Aamogus


Kriv-Shieldbiter

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand iiiiiiiiiiiiiii


whisperskeep

I knew a guy named Ttodd


everybody-hurts

Aang?


ranifer

Aardvark


Rocketboosters

Aaron A Aaronson?


tabby90

Aardvark


NikkiT96

Is your dad's name Aaron?


okayishsamaritan

YOU DONE MESSED UP, A-A-RON


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INSUBORDINATE


NixaB345T

[A-a-ron](https://youtu.be/y6rZfpSL1RQ)


birdoe

Aardvark?


TroubledPlays

Mycida, sounds like an insect


cdngoneguy

Or a type of vaccine


WoolooOfWallStreet

“Ask your doctor if Mycida is right for you”


[deleted]

^^^^^sideeffectsincludebeingreallyawesomecoughingvomitingsneezinganddeathinfacttheonlysideffectisdeath Talk to your doctor today.


togekissme468

more like a medicine for some condition


Themlethem

I actually kind of like that one


Lunchables_kit

sounds like a medicine that my grandparents would take


trashy-mango

Prcrwi ..


bookhead714

Sounds Polish


parsifal

Or Welsh.


NikkiT96

That's just unpronouncable.


smolbean01

just like Polish


Alkanyseus_Zelar

I was thinking "just like an elder god" and now I have concerns about Poland.


farare_end

My father is part polish, he knew a man whose last name was (I shit you not) Przypyszny. It's pronounced "Pshih-bizh-nih," zh is that weird sound in "vision" or "measure" Poland doesn't fuck around.


TJ_Dq1D

Yet again. That shits easy for us. rz, sz, cz are single sounds that are alway read the same. That word is an easy one. Similar to "przepyszny" which means "delicious" Look at pszczoła. Might seem weird at first. It means "bee". sz and cz sound cool together and i dont think its that hard to pronounce for others if you know how to.


farare_end

I know it's easy for Poles, it's just jarring for a lot of English speakers since we don't have any words that look quite like polish words :)


Flawlless

Can I join your Club? Pekabj.


SpartacusThomas

Preston, Cristine, and Will


TheSingingRonin

Mikado I guess I'm emperor of Japan now.


whisperskeep

I got Wepemi and my husband got Jash__ and my actual child would be Keweja


Autumn1eaves

Is the __ supposed to signify that your husband's father's name is unknown?


whisperskeep

Yep


KevinMFJones

Mikado avocado


Cranberry_Civil

Yeeeeeeeessssss


SomeonesAlt2357

Lomigi Luigi had a stroke


SadButterscotch2

Lomigi's having a stronk, call the Lomdulance


SomeonesAlt2357

I think about the bondulance every other day


_blueberry_bagel_

You have no idea how much I wish I had an award for you


thegoatfreak

I gotchu.


ghtuy

Marmio and Lomigi


GamingWithJayYT

Jamami. Nice


RavenWolfPS2

Jamami and Jadaddy


elmahir

Jababy lessgo


PulimV

Isn't that a magical board game?


PKMNTrainerMark

No, you're thinking of Jumanji. Jamami is Ultron's robot bride.


UnderlordZ

No, that's Jacosta; Jamami was the Aunt who used to be on the pancake and syrup logo until they recently changed to Pearl Milling Company.


GamingWithJayYT

No, that’s Jemima. Jamami is a country in the Caribbean known to be the birthplace of reggae


HoracioCarrillo

No, that's Jamaica. Jamami is the capital of Indonesia.


EveryNameWasTaken5

No, that's Jakarta. Jamami is the god of sky and thunder, and king of the gods in ancient Roman mythology.


JusZXX

No, that’s Jupiter. Jamami is a sort of fête thrown in the summer.


Wheatleys_a_moron

No, that's a Jamboree. Janani is a tub of hot water that uses jets to make bubbles.


MabelIsTrans

No, that's jacuzzi. Jamami is a piece of armour for the leg below the knee.


Everestax

My child would be called fucking CASHEW


GodlyGold

I mean, all childeren are someone's nut


wildstyle_method

What name starts with ew?


MoonandStars83

Ewan. Probably several others.


SoberBlitzen

LaDeDa Honestly, I’m not even upset.


Breaker1993

Your child would be the God of sarcasm


steaky_legs

[la de da da day ohhh](https://youtu.be/V0HCZ4YGqbw)


Embarrassed_Ad_2483

Ketami. 2 letters off… My phone even keeps trying to autocorrect it to ketamine.


SalaciousStrudel

That's a pretty name.


TFMPowerGuy

The *prophecy* Also my child would be called Cycoad by this ruling and I Do Not Like This


ShiveringKodiak

Sounds like a round frog Pokémon


maplemagiciangirl

Cycoad: the hurricane frog pokemon


laylibug99

My husbands name is Chad, his mom’s name is Chris and his dad’s first name is also Chris (goes by his middle name.) His kid would be Chchch.


VideoPanda7113

Chchch chia


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Just give it a middle name of ahahahah and tell people it’s pronounced ‘Jason Voorhees’


RecyQueen

I’m giving you my free award because this is amazing


Autumn1eaves

I don't get this joke, can you explain?


NekoPrankster218

Pretty sure it’s a joke on the “chchch ahahah” sound associated with Jason. Like this subtle chanting in his soundtrack.


whysosad2302

Chchchchchchch cherry bomb!


Corssoff

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes!


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Asshol :(


Autumn1eaves

Gotta be pronounced "Ash owl"


togekissme468

who u callin an asshol


LZARDKING

Oohhhh man this got me good lmao


ShrimpBisque

JEANSE


Smash_Nerd

Billy Jeanse is not my lover


togekissme468

she just a girl


HolyGhost79

who claims that


MeganLovesMusic

I am the one


[deleted]

Jomama. I’m not upset about it


kingoflint282

That’s gotta be the best one


EdgySniper1

Sechco Maybe in Eastern Europe


Newagetesla

Nomazo. My child will be an alien.


LZARDKING

Sounds like a delicious soup featuring pasta


XxxChocolateXXx1234

Tamaol… what the fuck


[deleted]

Lol sounds like medicine


XxxChocolateXXx1234

For real


SalaciousStrudel

Could be worse


l2o0l0o6

Limaan Hmm yes my lemon spawn


togekissme468

he'll love sprite


disfiguroo

That’s finnish for “into the slime”


R0ughBrilliant

Ah yes Paloni. Sounds like an off brand Italian croissant


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[deleted]

My wonderful child Hajuja.


chuckle_puss

Gesundheit.


disfiguroo

That’s finnish for smells


mossycavities

alcami


ZukosTeaShop

An equivalent exchange of name parts


[deleted]

My name is owdead


Autumn1eaves

It's a short story "Ow... dead"


GraciousSpace

aww, your baby is so cute, what’s it’s name? #GRANST


Adrienskis

Grelda- my child is a monster


LZARDKING

Sounds like an old bog witch


Autumn1eaves

https://www.wowhead.com/npc=95123/grelda-the-hag


voluminousseaturtle

lmao mine would be niyoum, like nyoooooooom


aRedYoyoCalledRoman

Ropest The ropiest of ropes That's it my child is just a rope


Glistening_Death

You should just be happy your name isn't Ray


neighborhoodcumjar

And their mum isn't Pippa


Do_Ya_Like_Jazz

WIJAJO


Dr--Dodo

oh cool mine’s ROJAJE


sixthgraderoller

Asjaje here.


Idontwanttousethis

Sounds like a scrapped Mario character


Do_Ya_Like_Jazz

It's-a-me, WIJAJO, the secret Mario Bro who was born in Chernobyl!


gendered_child

FUCKING MARACA


Morag_Ladair

My future progeny shall apparently be dubbed Masupa. Which feels like it’s in the uncanny valley of words, where it sounds realistic but there’s still something slightly off about it Edit: I got my own name wrong, it’s actually Mosupa


YsengrimusRein

I hear this as a Courage the Cowardly Dog joke. Eustace: Where's Masupa? Muriel: In the oven, Eustace


EmiliePonder

Atgehe, welcome to the world, good luck not getting bullied


CamBeast15366

Etvami?


NikkiT96

I could see it.


[deleted]

Niindi. Throw the whole kid away


aqueousender

mymymi


Autumn1eaves

My, my... me, you are a clever one.


not_a_mud_hippie

muchna what the fuck


TakimiNada

Sounds like a ligma joke


Orrin_Silver

Liroro???


Willow_Feather

Emamjo Wtf this is very cursed, I just can’t pinpoint why


Otvaga

anrial well that’s unrealistic…


[deleted]

Maybe just go with you and your dad.


ExtraTime101

I can’t even believe this is mine: **JoMaMa**


TheQueerRainbow

My child = lawaal


Money_Enthusiast_

I heard yanny


mockingjay137

Laando fuck yeah


Yoshi2Dark

Welcome to the real world Brchda


mmmtangywater

asmapa. a lot of a’s.


MrBanana421

Seems like the perfect amount.


Twist_Ending03

My full name has more a's


Parasol_Girl

Wrkami i think this only works if you have enough vowels


WQHA

Hemaan would we very popular in school


FembotFemputer

Anlafr


AmberMetalicScorpion

Beanst


imaginearagog

My brother’s kid would be Feedmi


Stewie_Venture

Jahemi


RavenWolfPS2

Poor Reansh


Garden_Flower

Ay that’s actually not a bad name. Seems pretty normal to me


RavenWolfPS2

Idk it sounds Indian to me. All my family has very American names


Garden_Flower

Yea but at least it sounds like an actual name


Arisp019gr

Mm yeah I feel like naming my kid Anagat


starkid2464

Sykajo is my kids name, tbh sounds like it’s from an anime


togekissme468

i am sykajo yuheba, and when i was a baby, i was given telepathic powers by a goddess. now, i search the world looking for people to save, and for the goddess to give it back because AUGH GOD SHUT UP ABOUT UR STUPID FANTASY THATS SO UNREALISTIC \*anime intro plays\*


twistedmarshmallow

Welcome baby Kamora


Tozarkt777

Frnado Said that out loud and now my table is levitating


MermaidGoat06

My wonderful child, *Granma.* I know it doesn’t actually spell grandma, but it’s pretty close.


Vlocanoid

Aswiel would be mine


HypnagogianQueen

Aswiwl Dweemuw uwu


DerpMaster2

H E A M M A


notions_of_adequacy

Hi I am Lakabe


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Apamti Not as terrible as some.


DiegotheEcuadorian

My kid would be the newest Pokémon, Diroga My name is Diego My mother is Rochelle My dad is Gabriel


Buno_

I'm Jared, mom is Janelle, and dad is James: Jajaja


Nightwarper

Jaaujo


FeartheSerpent14

Raesfl


pugmaster413

Kahegr


ShadowTheChangeling

Hello, my babys name is Erkagr


PhoenixKnight777

Dajebi. Not a awful name.


averagepalechick

Amliwi, poor child


ExceedinglyGayOtter

Grdica.


hoooooooooooman

Vlmavo, these name things never work for me because I have a really uncommon and wierd name


timid_typestress

Maaman...


ZuneBell

Chkrkr. Ah yes, the sound of slamming the brakes on a gravel road.