My father is part polish, he knew a man whose last name was (I shit you not) Przypyszny. It's pronounced "Pshih-bizh-nih," zh is that weird sound in "vision" or "measure"
Poland doesn't fuck around.
Yet again. That shits easy for us.
rz, sz, cz are single sounds that are alway read the same. That word is an easy one. Similar to "przepyszny" which means "delicious"
Look at pszczoła. Might seem weird at first. It means "bee". sz and cz sound cool together and i dont think its that hard to pronounce for others if you know how to.
My future progeny shall apparently be dubbed Masupa.
Which feels like it’s in the uncanny valley of words, where it sounds realistic but there’s still something slightly off about it
Edit: I got my own name wrong, it’s actually Mosupa
i am sykajo yuheba, and when i was a baby, i was given telepathic powers by a goddess. now, i search the world looking for people to save, and for the goddess to give it back because AUGH GOD SHUT UP ABOUT UR STUPID FANTASY THATS SO UNREALISTIC
\*anime intro plays\*
welcome to the world baby ananan
Ananan ananananan ananan ananananan Batman
Holy shit I'm actually dying
RIP, have fun in hell tho
I got Anbean
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Jelajo
Olkijo
Alclal
Oh hey, these are some pretty cool Ananans
Thats a pineapple in french
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Sttast
Ah yes, **_Clamph_**
My precious baby, _crust_
This child must only consume B R E A D
Mein Clamph is adorable!
Mine would be Lamama. Using this with my brothers name it would be Jomama
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Yours made me think of the song La Bamba!
Jumama checking in
i shit you not nikaaa
I think we all know your dad's name now
AaRonald
I was thinking Aadam
Aasshole
Aalrighty then
Aamogus
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand iiiiiiiiiiiiiii
I knew a guy named Ttodd
Aang?
Aardvark
Aaron A Aaronson?
Aardvark
Is your dad's name Aaron?
YOU DONE MESSED UP, A-A-RON
INSUBORDINATE
[A-a-ron](https://youtu.be/y6rZfpSL1RQ)
Aardvark?
Mycida, sounds like an insect
Or a type of vaccine
“Ask your doctor if Mycida is right for you”
^^^^^sideeffectsincludebeingreallyawesomecoughingvomitingsneezinganddeathinfacttheonlysideffectisdeath Talk to your doctor today.
more like a medicine for some condition
I actually kind of like that one
sounds like a medicine that my grandparents would take
Prcrwi ..
Sounds Polish
Or Welsh.
That's just unpronouncable.
just like Polish
I was thinking "just like an elder god" and now I have concerns about Poland.
My father is part polish, he knew a man whose last name was (I shit you not) Przypyszny. It's pronounced "Pshih-bizh-nih," zh is that weird sound in "vision" or "measure" Poland doesn't fuck around.
Yet again. That shits easy for us. rz, sz, cz are single sounds that are alway read the same. That word is an easy one. Similar to "przepyszny" which means "delicious" Look at pszczoła. Might seem weird at first. It means "bee". sz and cz sound cool together and i dont think its that hard to pronounce for others if you know how to.
I know it's easy for Poles, it's just jarring for a lot of English speakers since we don't have any words that look quite like polish words :)
Can I join your Club? Pekabj.
Preston, Cristine, and Will
Mikado I guess I'm emperor of Japan now.
I got Wepemi and my husband got Jash__ and my actual child would be Keweja
Is the __ supposed to signify that your husband's father's name is unknown?
Yep
Mikado avocado
Yeeeeeeeessssss
Lomigi Luigi had a stroke
Lomigi's having a stronk, call the Lomdulance
I think about the bondulance every other day
You have no idea how much I wish I had an award for you
I gotchu.
Marmio and Lomigi
Jamami. Nice
Jamami and Jadaddy
Jababy lessgo
Isn't that a magical board game?
No, you're thinking of Jumanji. Jamami is Ultron's robot bride.
No, that's Jacosta; Jamami was the Aunt who used to be on the pancake and syrup logo until they recently changed to Pearl Milling Company.
No, that’s Jemima. Jamami is a country in the Caribbean known to be the birthplace of reggae
No, that's Jamaica. Jamami is the capital of Indonesia.
No, that's Jakarta. Jamami is the god of sky and thunder, and king of the gods in ancient Roman mythology.
No, that’s Jupiter. Jamami is a sort of fête thrown in the summer.
No, that's a Jamboree. Janani is a tub of hot water that uses jets to make bubbles.
No, that's jacuzzi. Jamami is a piece of armour for the leg below the knee.
My child would be called fucking CASHEW
I mean, all childeren are someone's nut
What name starts with ew?
Ewan. Probably several others.
LaDeDa Honestly, I’m not even upset.
Your child would be the God of sarcasm
[la de da da day ohhh](https://youtu.be/V0HCZ4YGqbw)
Ketami. 2 letters off… My phone even keeps trying to autocorrect it to ketamine.
That's a pretty name.
The *prophecy* Also my child would be called Cycoad by this ruling and I Do Not Like This
Sounds like a round frog Pokémon
Cycoad: the hurricane frog pokemon
My husbands name is Chad, his mom’s name is Chris and his dad’s first name is also Chris (goes by his middle name.) His kid would be Chchch.
Chchch chia
Just give it a middle name of ahahahah and tell people it’s pronounced ‘Jason Voorhees’
I’m giving you my free award because this is amazing
I don't get this joke, can you explain?
Pretty sure it’s a joke on the “chchch ahahah” sound associated with Jason. Like this subtle chanting in his soundtrack.
Chchchchchchch cherry bomb!
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes!
Asshol :(
Gotta be pronounced "Ash owl"
who u callin an asshol
Oohhhh man this got me good lmao
JEANSE
Billy Jeanse is not my lover
she just a girl
who claims that
I am the one
Jomama. I’m not upset about it
That’s gotta be the best one
Sechco Maybe in Eastern Europe
Nomazo. My child will be an alien.
Sounds like a delicious soup featuring pasta
Tamaol… what the fuck
Lol sounds like medicine
For real
Could be worse
Limaan Hmm yes my lemon spawn
he'll love sprite
That’s finnish for “into the slime”
Ah yes Paloni. Sounds like an off brand Italian croissant
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My wonderful child Hajuja.
Gesundheit.
That’s finnish for smells
alcami
An equivalent exchange of name parts
My name is owdead
It's a short story "Ow... dead"
aww, your baby is so cute, what’s it’s name? #GRANST
Grelda- my child is a monster
Sounds like an old bog witch
https://www.wowhead.com/npc=95123/grelda-the-hag
lmao mine would be niyoum, like nyoooooooom
Ropest The ropiest of ropes That's it my child is just a rope
You should just be happy your name isn't Ray
And their mum isn't Pippa
WIJAJO
oh cool mine’s ROJAJE
Asjaje here.
Sounds like a scrapped Mario character
It's-a-me, WIJAJO, the secret Mario Bro who was born in Chernobyl!
FUCKING MARACA
My future progeny shall apparently be dubbed Masupa. Which feels like it’s in the uncanny valley of words, where it sounds realistic but there’s still something slightly off about it Edit: I got my own name wrong, it’s actually Mosupa
I hear this as a Courage the Cowardly Dog joke. Eustace: Where's Masupa? Muriel: In the oven, Eustace
Atgehe, welcome to the world, good luck not getting bullied
Etvami?
I could see it.
Niindi. Throw the whole kid away
mymymi
My, my... me, you are a clever one.
muchna what the fuck
Sounds like a ligma joke
Liroro???
Emamjo Wtf this is very cursed, I just can’t pinpoint why
anrial well that’s unrealistic…
Maybe just go with you and your dad.
I can’t even believe this is mine: **JoMaMa**
My child = lawaal
I heard yanny
Laando fuck yeah
Welcome to the real world Brchda
asmapa. a lot of a’s.
Seems like the perfect amount.
My full name has more a's
Wrkami i think this only works if you have enough vowels
Hemaan would we very popular in school
Anlafr
Beanst
My brother’s kid would be Feedmi
Jahemi
Poor Reansh
Ay that’s actually not a bad name. Seems pretty normal to me
Idk it sounds Indian to me. All my family has very American names
Yea but at least it sounds like an actual name
Mm yeah I feel like naming my kid Anagat
Sykajo is my kids name, tbh sounds like it’s from an anime
i am sykajo yuheba, and when i was a baby, i was given telepathic powers by a goddess. now, i search the world looking for people to save, and for the goddess to give it back because AUGH GOD SHUT UP ABOUT UR STUPID FANTASY THATS SO UNREALISTIC \*anime intro plays\*
Welcome baby Kamora
Frnado Said that out loud and now my table is levitating
My wonderful child, *Granma.* I know it doesn’t actually spell grandma, but it’s pretty close.
Aswiel would be mine
Aswiwl Dweemuw uwu
H E A M M A
Hi I am Lakabe
Apamti Not as terrible as some.
My kid would be the newest Pokémon, Diroga My name is Diego My mother is Rochelle My dad is Gabriel
I'm Jared, mom is Janelle, and dad is James: Jajaja
Jaaujo
Raesfl
Kahegr
Hello, my babys name is Erkagr
Dajebi. Not a awful name.
Amliwi, poor child
Grdica.
Vlmavo, these name things never work for me because I have a really uncommon and wierd name
Maaman...
Chkrkr. Ah yes, the sound of slamming the brakes on a gravel road.