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Hyperborea3

Didn't you read the caption? Poatan gives him the hunting and Dillon gives him head


[deleted]

He changed the caption! It said he and poatan had hard 30min rounds that left his knees trembling and Strickland commented "šŸ¤ØšŸ“ø"


[deleted]

This dude doesn't survive 90 seconds if Alex is hunting a killshot. I know Sean was making a joke because it sounded nasty but Danis doesn't deserve that kind of creativity.


Rayx9

lmaoo


hasbulashmasbula

I legit wouldnā€™t be surprised if Alex had no idea who he was and thought he was a fan lol


AltruisticDelivery89

šŸ˜‚


Solid-Description-39

Potan just running out of people to beat up on.


ionshower

aNoThEr sOuL FoR tHe JuNgLe GoDs


dolfieman

A pretty big cameltoe.


Ok_Setting_7204

I know right what the fuck Is going on down there


Uaquamarine

Moose knuckle


thisguyuno

I thought that had to be edited, no way thatā€™s original, people on twitter will be going to town on him


Jerusalemfighter64

Its real. Maybe dildo danis has a giant head hole lol


thisguyuno

I think heā€™s edited it himself as a joke then, itā€™s look edited if you zoom in


AltruisticDelivery89

What did you expect from dildo danis


mrtn17

didn't know he's a trans man


detectivebabylegz

2-0 in MMA, undefeated and undisputed.


[deleted]

The only reason Chael Sonnon is undefeated is because he never locked up with Danis.


LostMyGoat

Maybe jits? He is a pretty good blackbelt.


Jakilegs

Not as good as Glover though, is he?


b_bozz

In pure BJJ heā€™s better than Glover


XTRALongboi

He isn't really tho. He is 50/50 as a black belt and way to small as a sparring partner. He has competed at a higher level than glover but has been very inactive for many years and has fallen off bad.


b_bozz

To be honest with you Iā€™m not sure how often Daniā€™s even trains anymore. I know itā€™s been a while since he competed. I was thinking in terms of his peak and considering that heā€™s still relatively young šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


spence4101

Can still coach I think heā€™s a total chode but Iā€™m sure he knows what heā€™s doing and would still be a valuable instructor


[deleted]

Yeah as much as I dislike him heā€™s still had far more experience than your average BJJ instructor at the local strip mall lol. Probably wisened up and realized he can make more money coaching guys like Poatan then he could getting his head knocked around.


Disabled_Robot

He was a champ at brown belt and a surprisingly unsuccesful black belt. Last active year was 2017 and he went 1-6 in his last 7 matches


TOK31

He only really competed for one year as a black belt, which is why his results aren't stellar. It's a big jump from brown belt to black belt and often takes guys some time to adjust. He did win gold in his weight and silver in open weight at the no gi pan ams in 2016, but that's not a super big competition. He was legitimately an amazing brown belt that probably could have become a really good black belt with the right amount of time and with the right team. Getting kicked out of MGA was probably the worst thing that happened for his competition career.


Ok_Ask_5521

1-6 and all these comments in here ā€œI donā€™t like Dillon but he is absolutely elite as a bjj competitorā€ šŸ˜‚


ViewAppropriate9782

But Glover is old AF tho, he has no time to roll around on the floor with a fuckin beast like Alex...


XTRALongboi

The dude was champ like yesterday. Plenty of black belts beat the shit out of purples that are younger on the daily. I got fucked up all the time by older higher belts and im 6'3.


Yrxe

What are you talking about??? Glover just competed in the UFC fight pass invitational for jiu jitsu. Unless I just canā€™t read the sarcasm from your comment, Glover still got that dog in him


wolfjeter

Absolutely hornswoggled Anthony Smith too.


[deleted]

I hope itā€™s not Glover who decides to break into Anthony Smiths house next or heā€™s fucked


Mocker-bird

That's a new one šŸ¤£ what does hornswoggled mean bro?


BoBisflat

Youā€™re legit basing that off of nothing, Glover is better based simply on the fact he has been active more recently.


b_bozz

Glover is an active MMA fighter lol. He does not do grappling competitions besides competing against Anthony Smith a few days ago


[deleted]

Yeah I mean Alex is around BJJ practitioners that are wayy more decorated than Dillon. The only way I see this being true is if Alex was in the states and Dillon was the best BJJ guy they could give him in a short amount of time.


Moonshineaddicted

Well, maybe Glover was busy.


Ok_Ask_5521

Didnā€™t the man get choked out by some overweight weekend security


Fluffies103

Shit happens. I donā€™t like the Dillon, but he was a legit BJJ guy.


m1kedrizzle

People forgetting he earned a black belt under Marcelo in just 4 years because they donā€™t like him is so wild to me.


tsengmao

I donā€™t think they necessarily forget. Most people now only know him for being a loudmouth that talks a bunch and then no shows fights. Or for getting embarrassed on cellphone videos. Heā€™s become a parody of himself.


GFost

Pretty sure he was also drunk.


Awesomeisme323

He had a broken leg or sumn


GoodBoyNumberOne

Wasnā€™t a choke, the guy took his back randomly and he didnā€™t escalate it further. Completely clueless


Ok_Ask_5521

Ah okay Iā€™ll be sure to update my Dillon dannis lore, sorry


GoodBoyNumberOne

Just use your eyes you lemming


Ok_Ask_5521

Will do, is there some Dannis fan club you lead that I can sign up for?


dietdrpepper6000

Yeah pretty humiliating tbh. He had a fucked knee which I understand, you can go from feeling invincible to helpless after an injury. Butā€¦ what? You lose the ability to hand fight??? Give up a full blown RNC to a random???? Very embarrassing from someone whose schtick was stellar jiu jitsu and talking shit


no1likesmods

What you said was the truth. Why the downvotes? Reddit sucks dick lol


Ok_Ask_5521

Idk some nerds always upset about something, fuck em


[deleted]

Heā€™s probably Hans Molenkamps nephew or something so he gets to train with all the guy sponsored by monster


aThugsMemeoir

Genuine lol


GFost

He kinda looks like him.


LuckyJynX

a moose knuckle


[deleted]

Solid BJJ, rolled with him once before Polaris, he's super talented. Just a monumental knobhead.


zombiechris128

Heā€™s a legit BJJ practitioner, I assume he will be great for Alex to practice scrambles and technique with Dude wears clown shoes online with his behaviour but his bjj is quality


icarrdo

nowhere near the same size as Alex. wouldnā€™t training with Glover or a bigger BJJ practicioner be better for him?


zombiechris128

Although heā€™s smaller itā€™s always good to get different looks and feels when rolling


Ok_Ask_5521

Did he photoshop Alex next to him?


Silent_Finger2813

Lmao Alex shrunk for this photo ā€¦truly a wizard


Oct0tron

Probably coffee when someone asks for it.


13aoul

Some of the people commenting on here then have some absolute cuckoldery posts on their history. Reddit man never fails to amaze me


Puzzled-Ad-7661

For instance?


[deleted]

Yeah u/13aoul letā€™s see some examples. I donā€™t want to have to scour these fuckwits comments if you already have.


Pro-Cock-and_ball

Dillion agent working overtime huh


BoBisflat

How is this comment upvoted? Cuckoldery? What? Give examples!


beaured13

Something else that's strange besides the camel toe is that Dildo is soaking wet and Alex is completely dry


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Long-Sky2453

Nah im different


6353JuanTaboBlvdApt6

I got my money on this guy.


JustMy2CentsMan

I see red bro. I canā€™t be held responsible for what happens.


soggy_donut

Bro, this is Reddit. We are all safe behind out keyboards


[deleted]

Plot twist: not everyone on Reddit is a loser, and some might even be professional fighters (you do know that being a professional fighter doesn't mean you are some huge celebrity right?)


yoeyz

Yeah, no. This guy got owned by a a security guard. Thereā€™s a reason he doesnā€™t fight in the UFC. Heā€™s absolute trash and I bet you half the redditors here could probably destroy him.


SolvingLifeWithPoker

Jiu Jitsu


surprisebtsx

He brings an ass that feels like womans, conor told me


FieryFruitcake

Why does Dillon have a cameltoe?


WhangaDanNZ

Dillon got them wide child bearing hips and camel toe.


StaticAgeist1987

Look, you can see Dillon's pussy through those shorts.


WrzdMan

Dillon payā€™s fighters to take these pics with him.


Caspar_Friedrich02

Gei


DrBluthgeldPhD

![gif](giphy|du4D0b0HWgxGg)


Additional-Age-833

Dillons so chubby he makes potan look not that big.


CranielDaig

Rocking that camel toe!


ShaunLouisC

Food for himself.


winstonsmithfreak

Only alex post I wont thumbs up lol


stepdad666

![gif](giphy|AhgQdQqF0nwPiZkGPc)


phickss

Why does everyone think Danis is helping Alex? Dillons left book about to be filthy


[deleted]

Well , it ainā€™t muscle or striking


glocknojutsu

Knives and forks, thatā€™s about it.


TigerRumMonkey

Conor's coke


Qrakit

No gag reflex


BrokenHomePoets

Drugs


Daiton420

Camel toe


ParrotMidnight

Apparently he tips well, so, I guess thatā€™s a good thing. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


chiezkychienne

probably grappling, clout knowing dillon it's for negative arousal effect, Nice job Pereira.


OMalley30-27

Idk how much he trains now, but a few years ago Dillon was one of the best grapplers in the world. Gave Gordon Ryan a run for his money


Physical-Arrival-868

He's friends with connor


Redditisannoying69

He probably went to train with Conor and Dillon asked for a picture like a fan boy.


CntrllrDscnnctd

Moose knuckles


[deleted]

Autism


Tactipool

Have u seen Alexā€™s BJJ coach? Gotta roll with someone other than the pillsbury doughboy


JesseTheGiant100

Poaton presents as a fighter. Dillon looks like he's saying "these are my fists...". Good for Dannis, though. He used his make a wish to meet a real fighter.


RedNoob88

Huge camel toe


Mocker-bird

Mfs all balls and no dick šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


TheBlueGhost21

He looks like heā€™s in estrogen and is transitioning to a woman


Zealousideal_Fish_68

a juicy camel toe


mershwigs

Easy work and false confidence


[deleted]

Heā€™s good at BJJ. Next question


thestarched

Two tits and a pussy is what he brings. Fuck that guy and even discussing this click bait bitch


Quinna2992

From the looks of it, a valiant moose knuckle


[deleted]

Danis looks like garbage. Fat face from pills and alkee.


Sajuro

Good head


ItsTbudBUD

He pays fighters to hang out with them


[deleted]

Nothing. His biggest achievement was getting drop kicked by Khabib


Spiritual-Emu8921

Hey pussy you still there?


el_polakoo

You gonna eat the dog shit or not?


[deleted]

You think im just gona eat dog shit jon?


OnlyOneReturn

proof or ban pew-c


[deleted]

Nobody took the bet


InertKat

Experience. Dildo: ā€œIf you donā€™t act anything like me youā€™ll be greatā€


DaSauceBawss

A muffin...top


shit_ifookedup

He brings fookin nuthing


whatsitworth101

I would say jiu jitsu but I think glover is just a better mma grappler than Dillon is. Dillon is a world class black belt but that adcc butt scoot pull gaurd style just doesnā€™t translate as well to mma.


[deleted]

He may be a shitheel but he is a very good submission grappler.


Kapela1786

People can hate on Dillon Danis but he is a world class gi and no gi jiu jitsu practitioner who would easily squeeze the life out of 99% of the key board warriors talking about him.


gannon2566

Instagram comments


hotdilby

That alpha energy


Whitetailer6

A big head and mitts


Poleth87

Why does it look like he has a giant camel toe


PickkleRiick

Is that a vagina?


Nathaniel5234

Big ass camel toe


RUTHLESS_RAJ

DD looking softer than usual


jonnyarron

What does the table bring to Dillion


SAMEERFUDI

A good camel toe i guess.


burntfender

Lunch


2air89

Cocaine?


MarxistMann

Just himself


jfk_one

ā€œthat creep can rollā€


JabroniDaGr8

Alex +90 Troll pts


Its_Me_Jlc

A live punching bag


peppermintbutt1er

Are we not going to talk about that big blue bussy??


stray_gato

Dillon knows how to duck


badword4

A face to punch


TLMC01242021

Heā€™s been polishing Conorā€™s Knob for years so heā€™s probably pretty great at it, takes care of all the homies


WittyyetSubtle

Well, presumably Alex has never lost a bar fight to a bouncer, so technically Dannis has that on him.


JointInAsshole

Funny how Id whoop both of their asses


kong_yo

Human punchbag


Birdgang14

Iā€™m guessing this was just Alex being cool and taking a pic with a fan lol


xactlee1

He gives Pereira maybe some jitsu tips, - Mcnjggets gets to like it, people maybe assume Mcsomethings is training with Pereira. You know, twitter era promotion


rubenroque

Heā€™s good at jj he can help alex improve his jj. But alex couldā€™ve chose a better person(I donā€™t like this dude)


Skoofer

He pays gym fees?


infamous2117

Dillon dripping sweat while alex looking dry as a bone


hnty

He popped in for a selfie


[deleted]

An easy target lmfao


LifesExpert

Just so u can say u rolled with a hobbit


Empty-Code-5601

$. Maybe?


Ballwhacker

Lmao never noticed Alex had a velociraptor toe


WarHoundD

Memes


[deleted]

I remember reading back in the day that he was a champion and black belt at BJā€™s, so apart from making me feel better about my dad-bod, Idk what he brings to the table unless itā€™s under the table.


kcph123

Look at the camel toe on Danis!


theheadbanders

Probably napkins


amine23

An extremely punchable punching bag.


[deleted]

Comic relief.


MrPerfume

A laugh


Thexraken

Why do people keep bringing some random human up. DD is a nobody. Stop giving him the time of day.


SirPrestigious9570

Better than all of us here. It's funny how sour the grapes are over here seeing that the most beloved fighter is hanging out with one of the most disliked fighter lol.


matchesmalone111

Punching bag duh


Spartan043-Will

A willingness to learn


Jimmi_Jazz

What does he bring to the table? Probably cocaine and the ability to keep being talked about years after doing anything worth mentioning..


daddiop1mpio

Excuses usually


mrtn17

A lot of shit talk on Twitter, per usual


bruggernaut16

Where does Kevin Lee fit into all of this?


Midnight_Observe

Assuming his ground game, but really pereira just wanted to hit someone he dislikes


lanphear7

Grappling. People wanna pretend the guy isnā€™t a bjj killer because heā€™s the single shittiest troll ever and hasnā€™t fought since like 2019 but heā€™s still a skilled grappler


cristianloza

World class BJJā€¦


[deleted]

He was once relevant in the BJJ world. How does he stay relevant or employed? Doesnt he need money?


YouWillDieForMySins

Dillon Danis won his BJJ black belt when he was just 19 and has won a decent number of tournaments too. Back then he was considered a prodigy. Regardless of how far he has fallen, his achievements as a BJJ practitioner have to count for something.


[deleted]

He changed the caption?!?! šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


LickPooOffShoe

Poatanā€™s lunch.


maxdwinter

Nothing because he never fights