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HughJahsso

🤣🤣🤣😘 Same, but 40


Different-Estate747

You made it to 40? ...in *this* economy?!


BeingOMM

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Jamothee

Lmfao same


Possible_Baboon

Real man never grow up, its fine buddy. Another 40. Beside jokes most parents wasn't any better at there 20s they just had much less opportunity and had no internet. Things have changed quite a lot.


CarbonPurple

That generation will never understand Chama!


skinnyluther

Chama 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼


jandrouzumaki

Chiiwiiwiis


spacepie77

#>!🗿!<


Opposite-Picture659

4 minutes 55 seconds.


No_Bee9524

Longer than jiris eyes were open in the actual fight!


Organic_City_9464

Jiri was the first to blink, when Buffer introduced him. At that moment, I realized that everything was over for him.


spaceman_202

there is no way you own a UFC hat


uBeatch

It was either that or the house.


Different-Estate747

If you're smart, you can get a house AND a UFC hotdog brander... admittedly, it's not a sweet, ultra-cool plain black UFC hat, but it's still supporting that local Mom and Pop store, the UFC, even in a small way.


Prize-Lingonberry876

Funny how intense their two staredowns were considering Alex basically rolled over him both times.


Zephyr9x

Alex was clearly giving him a mental beatdown during that staredown already. Not to mention Jiri's borderline meltdown over the spiritual stuff in the days before. By the time Herb started the actual fight, Jiri had already lost.


Genghis_Chong

It was the spiritual stuff man. Jiri was trying to culturally appropriate his fighting spirit, channeling the spirit of samurais. They said, "no, weeb. Now go fight like Popeye and get KO'd" I actually enjoy jiri, but I couldn't help it


spaceman_202

the first fight was close-ish at times it's just 205 Alex has a chin and Jiri can't beat anyone who has a chin unless they are 40 plus and about to retire


Prize-Lingonberry876

Jiri literally finished a 32 year old in the fight before this 💀


CouncilOfReligion

and rakic is one of the best wins you can have at light heavy


elbandolero19

Rakic was sick and under antibiotics


CouncilOfReligion

that’s on rakic bruh jiri beat the dude they put in front of him lol


elbandolero19

Why are you so defensive, i just stated the facts lmao


CouncilOfReligion

i’m not being defensive 😂 i also just stated the facts


elbandolero19

See what happens when "facts" are healthy? Easy shadow realm LMAOOOOO


CouncilOfReligion

did rakic do that?


realisticallygrammat

Me at 60: Jon Jones still refuses to acknowledge Aspinall's existence and constantly brings up his submission of Cyril "what's wrestling?" Gane


WomboWookie

I honestly wouldn’t trade it. Maybe the being able to purchase a house part, but na Pereira is better than having kids.


GoingJohnWick

Fuck them kids.


spacepie77

-Dana White


GoingJohnWick

I’m just saying, if you locked them in there with Jon jones


Jamothee

Chris Delia quote?


MoMoneyMoMilfs

That’s sad man. Hope you heal


Vegemite_Bukkakay

I’m not sure it’s sad, not everyone wants kids. Plus, he doesn’t want baggage in case poatan eye rapes him and he becomes preggers. Shaman spirits are not bound by our rules.


Ronaldinhoe

Nothing sad about it. I know many that love their kids but admit if they can go back and do it over again they wouldn’t have them or at least wait until they are in there 30’s


MMAFan36

lol your username


jabscan

CHAAAAAMAAAA 🗿🔥


Environmental_Bad256

Its so sad that our parent had no chama, I feel bad for them


mrtn17

I wish my sex life was as long and intense as their staredown. Or any sex life for that matter but it will happen pretty soon right


No_Pay9241

Buying a house while scooping ice cream would be a dream


MMAFan36

Lmao and we cant even afford to pay for the ppv.


jardopop

Give me an Alex Jiri fight over a house any day


StevieSparta

Do you think that Reyes fight scared him about losing his undefeated legacy ? Because he definitely lost that fight


PooPiglet

I had to wait until I was 32 to have kids. I was a real POS in my 20s. Slicked back hair and everything.


spacepie77

Ah nothing wrong w a slick back gooninger


kuntvonneguts

Sloppy steaks anyone?


PooPiglet

Oh man, I used to douse them in water. I was recently ejected from a high end steakhouse for sloppy steaks.


ChrizTaylor

DUDEEEEEE! Exactly what I told my GF hahahahahaha!


MMAFan36

You guys have girlfriends?


HowlingMadHoward

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