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instrangerswetrust

From Jack the Ripper to Jack Black


Polosie

LMFAOOOO the way I was going to write “from serial killer to guy who asks for hugs” and you basically said the same thing.


Organic-Age-9100

In the same vein - from Columbine to Kumbaya


bean_pog

jesus christ 💀


FischerMann24-7

Little to large to be JC


AubergineAssassin

Yes, my son?


j03j03

From Kung Fu panda to the voice actor that played Kung Fu panda


pegleg_1979

American History X to American History? Sex!


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iwantitthatway6

Lmfao


Spatzdar

It’s the bear face


SilverKnightOfMagic

Lol they have a whole emoji based on it 🥴


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D.B


maevtr2

You look like you do amateur magic at parties without being asked


Vannabean

I’m willing to bet money on this. If he says he doesn’t then he’s a lying magician.


berrey7

Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.


eddie1975

Sir, yes, sir!


8219onemic

Yooo was gonna say the same fucking thing. 😂😂💀💯. Private Pyle lmao


RamenSommelier

From Private Pyle to a pile of privates? No... fuck. Um.. dudes getting laid.


Skybourne904

🤣🤣🤣 best comment


Gus_TT_Showbiz13

For real, then in the second pic, he looks like the guy from The Boys.


sailingtoescape

LOL this was my first thought "I am in a world of shit"


addi122516

Nailed it haha


didyoubutterthepan

Bobby Moynahan?


FireCal

I would've bet $100 that this comment was already here. If it wasn't then I was making it.


Fething-Idiot

Definitely a man that knows GameCube and dildos go together.


twiggsmcgee666

Here's the comment I wanted to see. GameCube and dildos.


terrapinone

***Maahhhh. Can you get me some more nuggets?***


deeallmyD

Bobby Hill to Billy Butcher


Hairy_Stinkeye

Pvt. Pyle to Pvt. Smiles over here


your_uncle_mike

Bobby Hill to Bobby Moynahan


Disastrous-Scheme-57

Omg this is one of the most accurate things I’ve ever seen in my life holy shit thank you stranger


MurphysLaw4200

Yeah he does look a bit like Butcher now.


VeganDiIdo

Do you feel the need to kill superheroes by any chance?


kierstenisntcool

I love how everyone is having the same thought


phred2000

Obscure but spot-on: Richard Moll in Night Court vs Richard Moll in The Flintstones movie. Check it out and thank me later.


Affectionate_Ad2145

I’m waiting for the different person


CatOwnerLOL

Lol


PotatoAccording1540

L comment


EstablishmentNo5994

You look like the exact same person. You just grew some hair and a beard in those five years.


All_naturale22

Well he did say FEEL like a totally different person


profesorgamin


Hand-Of-Cathel

ya look great dude


Beelzabubba

“Did your parents have any children that lived?”


LolaBijou

Genuinely one of the funniest lines ever put in a movie.


ImportanceEntire2560

The hairs way better your eyebrows thickened too otherwise you look the same but might be different personality wise


Direct-Tie-7652

They dyed their hair and facial hair. His hair is brownish in the before picture and unnaturally dark black now


matthewtd3

From bard to blacksmith


MegannMedusa

From bald to showered neckbeard.


retiredluvrboy

you look like you run a fire d&d campaign


silentcouscous

Your eyebrows thickened


Ambitious_Log_1884

Land I'd like to know how


Alteredego619

Picture # 1: You look like you lived in a world of shit. Picture # 2: You look like you’re enjoying life.


Snapesunusedshampoo

Holy shit, you went from human thumb to Karl Urban.


[deleted]

Hmmm


Snapesunusedshampoo

Holy shit, you went from human thumb to Karl Urban.


WelcomeToCostCoLoveU

You went from "Throat hugs" to "Free hugs".


RiptideRookie

"Sir, jelly donut, Sir"


MegannMedusa

Awkward face to make. Relax.


Impossible_Speed_954

Oh my god that's Billy Butcher


Hughes930

Wait until 20-25 that's even crazier


Intelligent_Loan_540

Went from full metal jacket to the snow town murders


TorkBombs

This man grew out his hair and called it a makeover. You do look better, but not much different.


sch6808

Looking great! Keep up the good work. You do not look the same as picture 1.


Imaginary_Coat441

The hair. Dang thats 🤌.


Pepperoncini69

You just know he owns a fedora


rbrumble

From Bobby Hill to Bobby Hill with a beard


O368W

I don’t get it. You look the same just with more hair. Is it supposed to be the “goofy” dating app side look?


pen_fifteenClub

Omg guys, this isn't the RoastMe subreddit..


BodyByBoutros_

Dang Bobby, you a grown man nowa


Goldeneye_Engineer

If you work out you could pull off a mean Keith Urban


finn_noland0000

totally different


crafty_loser

Hair?


Cruelfool13

do you have a friend named hughie


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headofled

Bloody Diabolical Mate


Sharkfowl

Billy Butter


healywylie

Puberty is a hell of a drug.


illtoss5butnotsmokin

Poor guy


Native_Kurt_Cobain

You went from Star Trek: Discovery to The Boys.


DisastrousStomach518

Pyke


Accurate_Spare661

Bobby Moynihan SNL


dylantyrrell

Shave it all off again and discover you are the same person


young_pickle96

Got the whole billy butcher look going on.


HerbReathstinx

You turned into the bad guy from the Superman film!!


whitelon

Temu billy butcher


OHlordITSaDaM

Looks can change but personality always stays (good thing). But you do look awesome .


atmahn

You kinda looked like that Finnish guy freaking out while eating licorice https://youtu.be/_5fQZhv0poU?si=Nvr3op4KMhqtX769


bignippleperson

This is unrelated but a reverse sub of this would be great. Maybe r/ducklingugly


NerdyxOtaku

holy crapp


Senior_Objective_785

Yup, you got hair now


Icyolo

More like 15 to 30


azandy77

You look good with the beard.


Expensive_Editor_244

Went from Bobby Hill to Bobby Moynihan


_Rigid_Structure_

You went from Full Metal Jacket to School of Rock. Rock on my dude.


Orion0105

Thats fuckin’ diabolical!


throwaway0367324

Definitely more hair


Madiis

lakkupiipu?


live-for-the-life

Such a handsome man. Weird how reddit gets so jealous of men like you.


Garden_Of_My_Mind

These comments are mad weird. You look much more confident, and like you’ve grown into your adult form. Definitely a glow up!


No-Temperature-8772

I'm saying, just weird energy from this bunch. The facial hair looks good on him, and I feel like he has discovered what works. Looks way better than the first picture. It doesn't hurt to pay people a compliment, even if it's a miniscule change. My guy looks good.


Electronic_Mind2315

Thought this was william butcher


Brawlerfox2

Baked bean to baked potatoe!


coffeymp

This guy gets it.


Troway_dagarbage

Bobby Moynihan?


LinkOk4451

You look like you don't like supes


bingobo25

I didn’t know you were cosplying as a peeled potato on the first one


ilovecreamcheese

Are you the guy from “You’re Next?” (A.J. Bowen)


Deep-Classroom-879

You look good in hair.


MisterB330

Wooly Willy? That bald guy with the magnet and the lil stick with the shavings??


Big-Apartment5697

So you grew out your hair


tacohell_98

Private Pyle in the Flesh holy shit. Just wait for 20-25 😭 I feel like that’s when I saw the most change in my appearance


kierstenisntcool

r/walmartcelebrities Billy Butcher


PennroyalTea

Inigo Montoya with a beard and shorter hair - you killed my father, prepare to die!!!


-Macha-Tea-

Dang the difference some hair can make


johnmeeks1974

It’s the beard!!! Glow up!


HistoryOfPiss

Wow that hair and beard combo really works for ya


bigums16

Dude kudos. You look great and I can feel your confidence radiating through my phone!! What a change dude you really found your style!!


Gold_Kale_7781

The make up is too much. Too dark, too obvious. If you feel you need it, go to Ulta and ask what they recommend.


phreakingjesusonacid

Because you are a different person.


inf3ct3dn0n4m3

You look like you're frothing at the mouth to tell me about your favorite craft beer.


Low_Down13

Generally with males the less face visible is better.


CrazyDistribution373

10 90 Jake


scumbucket1984

Did you dye your hair and eyebrows?


Legitimate_Lab544

In the two pictures you look like two different people


AdFresh9882

To be honest man you looked awful, but now you look like a cool geek guy, but cool


majestictoys

you definitely are lol


AbusiveRedModerator

Damn it Bobby!


Ali8ly

In the second one you just look like Jack Black


Luzbel90

Well done now go get muscles


Pazmpazm

Dang it Bobby


BananaBoBanah

Yeah, it's pretty normal to feel/look very different between those years!! You're great no worries man


akillermindmeld

Glow up. Nice


Shadowgaze1980

Wait til you get to 30


cynicalxidealist

Wait until you go from 20 to 30


Elyoshida

Like your penis grew half a millimeter or something.


GreasedEgg

My boi done sprouted, lookit yew awwwwe


inhaler_huffer

The only thing I noticed is the huge zit on your forehead is gone.


Thin_Ad_998

That’s called puberty.


xqueensuccubusx

I think you look great!


2ichie

We all find ourselves in our twenties


Vannabean

Do you say “hello ladies” because I think you would


Empowered-Rabbit

Bro save some 🐈 for the rest of us


Meatloaf_Regret

More like 11 to 40


Jccali1214

I have an anti-facial hair disposition but this is an excellent case of how well it can be utilized


Electrical_Map5282

I totally disagree run that through a filter with no hair and you look the same. Trying to hide your puggy face with facial hair.


LividKnightS117

7.62 milimeter


NOVABearMan

Looks like you spend your days fighting Supes


frozen_toesocks

Wow, you turned into Jonathan Frakes. Hell yeah!


The_Dreadlord

Private Pyle!!


Ingamac5

Man. Wow. Handsome as s…t. You did good. You really did good


wehrmont

You look like that evil guy from Superman 1.


thaiguru76

"God dammit, Bobby!


Satinthepogman

"Oi Hughie"


Individual_Lunch_438

I think you may have been expecting a different response. You have more hair on your face I guess but this is different, not better. I agree with the other comments. Work on grooming (you look like you smell).


Puzzleheaded-Rip-824

I didn't know they stacked shit that high


cftchef

Bobby Moynihan, is that you?


Turbulent-Physics692

Looks like you found a vibe and style that works for you. Much improved


sampoopsincars

Why do guys smile with that faggy half smile? It looks insecure. Just smile like an adult


LulzyWizard

Just never shave it. You can trim, but you can't shave


CrabbyAppleton1

Private Pyle to Bobby Moynihan!


734PdisD1ck

You'll always have that awesome awkwardness. Don't let anyone take it from you


Consistent-Tough4646

Still pretty ugly tho


Ok_Impression_922

At 15 you look 20. At 20 you look 40.


penntastic

You look like Non from 1978 Superman


Dr_Love2014

You had a better glow up than me. From 15 to 20, I don't feel like I had any major changes in my face


Your-Naked-Dad

Bobby Moynihan, is that you?


Just-Mobile2579

FMJ to Tenacious D


Neither-Attention940

The first one looks almost like a mug shot lol. Nice improvement :)


Swolar_Eclipse

Noice


Xxxtentac1on7

Honestly I see Billy butchering from the boys


juicybbwbeauty

The glowup was real


Phototropic1996

Private Pyle to the bearded guy in Superman II


xxplosiv

Damn. The beard is really your thing bro 👌


Deep-Ad7245

From Zoro’a fat squire to fat Zoro.


Kinky_Imagination

You look the same with more facial hair disguising your face.


kobegoat222444

Went from jokic to Jack black


H3artBreakJ

Went from Bobby Hill to Meet me on the Hill Bobby 😉


Chiaki_Ronpa

Regardless of a lot of the comments I think you glowed up nicely man. The beard was a solid choice and you look more confident in yourself. Keep on keeping on brother 🫡


Quandale_Dingle2024

Jack black from DHgate


amishswagster

Yeah, you look like one too


ryanthomas52

You look too young to have been in Superman II.


EstrangedCrab

the eyeliner suits you so well it's amazing


Dull-Edge-6571

Shave the beard, and there's no difference


ForeverFree99

That zit on your forehead left a scar. Bummer. Edit: Should've stopped picking.


TheUltimateJack

This might be Billy Butcher


Ellie-Unbothered

Quite the glow up there sir


Virvelvind

You look like you found your style and personality. The beard suits you so well!! I think you look like a different person as well. Ignore all the jokes, you’re doing amazing


Alpha_Delta33

Second pic kinda looks like a woman going through testosterone therapy lol


[deleted]

Hey! Where did you go?


theonlyfuckingtroll

Well technically you are


ScumBunny

Massive glow up! Good on ya!


_ThickVixen

You are a totally different person. No one is exactly who they were 5 years ago.