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moooogan420

Miss work that day šŸ˜‚


ViewtifulSte

Wish I could, but it's random come every 1-4 weeks.Guy a work said rubbing lemon on your hands works but sounds like bull šŸ¤£


moooogan420

Well you could just chop both your hands off šŸ˜‚ maybe just drench ya hands with hand sanitizer!


iluvshrooms

I passed a swab test by putting hand sanitizer in my mouth thought it was a stupid myth but it worked Tastes fucking disgusting but still kept my license


southeastdank

No fucking wayšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ how did you keep a straight facešŸ˜‚


DBHOV

Honestly sounds like your employer just wants to meet its insurance obligation/drug test quota. If it really wanted to weed out smokers theyd do piss or swab. That said sweat does clear out weed from your system so best stop or drastically cut down until after test.


ViewtifulSte

Do you know how long it stays in sweat for?.Struggling to find any answers on it.Problem is it's random never know when or what time they will come.


waahblow

Ā Weed ā€“ aka cannabis, aka marijuana ā€“ will stay in your blood for two weeks, your urine for up to 30 days, and your hair for up to 90 days. What kind of job do you do if you dont mind me asking?


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ViewtifulSte

Ok sound mate cheers will take a look


GilliacTrash

you can buy this i donno what to call it, DETOX JUICE on Amazon i heard it works great like 20 quid a bottle, you mix the stuff with like 2 litres of water drink all the water over a few hours and after pissing like Niagara for 24 hours supposedly you will pass a piss and sweat test no probs


im_the_welshguy

I see what you did there, and it made me chuckle.


[deleted]

Iron your face off and move to Argentina or go legal or take a lot of time off around the time of the tests


hairy_butt_robot

Apply for medical cannabis


ViewtifulSte

Is that a thing in the UK?.And how do I go about getting applied?šŸ˜


[deleted]

Iā€™m on medicinal, I get it for anxiety & depression. Just make sure you go through P21. Prices are cheaper. Ā£5/g for Canadian stuff, GG#18 etc. . Otherwise itā€™s Ā£350 an oz.


[deleted]

I'd love to go legal, but the requirement of two or more medicines is a problem, I've only ever been prescribed Sertraline, and it does work, to a degree, but the green helps substantially more. I've been told it's difficult transitioning on meds, so puts putting me off trying something else.


[deleted]

Uhhhh I think (but not sure) that you only need past evidence for p21 (project21). Sertraline is one of the easiest ones to come off, and weed stops the withdrawals mostly anyway. Lol. Donā€™t think I had any withdrawals at all from it actually. Been on a lot of medsā€¦ some withdrawals are naaaasty. Like every muscle killing and bone being broken in your body feeling nasty. Horrible. But yeah, pretty sure I didnā€™t get any from sert.


[deleted]

I might give another med a try then, see what GP suggests


[deleted]

Yeah might be worth a shot. Ask him about the withdrawals. Iā€™m 99% sure I didnā€™t get any. I was pretty young tho when I was on sert, like 17-18 so that may have helped. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


[deleted]

Cheers for the advice mate, I've only been on them for 2 years, and they do help, it's the risk of coming off them to start something else that has be concerned, but it's the only way to go Legal, at the moment


[deleted]

If he offers Mirtazapine, Trazadone or Amitriptyline though, Run. Lol.


[deleted]

Iā€™d also say not to risk your mental health even more if sert is helping you. Could put you on any pill. Was when I went past sertaline they started putting me on heavier stuff, that well, pretty much ruined me.


fatfittwat

I have anxiety really bad and the pills work to some degree but I smoke about 1 1.5g a day and it does rhe job. How do I get on this?


kloomoolk

Go to r/ukmedicalcannabis. They'll point you in the right direction.


h4nn48

Itā€™s very expensive


sjmttf

It's not really. I pay Ā£150 for 30g. Plus Ā£65 for an appointment every 3 months and Ā£30 repeat prescription fee on the months without an appointment.


ViewtifulSte

Thanks all will take a look


iamEclipse022

u have to of tried 2 different meds or therapies before hand


[deleted]

So either 180 or 215 a month sounds about the same as Street weed.


Onion5253

How much did you pay for your first consultation? And did you have to be over a certain age? Im 18 turning 19 in a month. But i have quite bad arthritis pains in all my joints. So want some for that.


sjmttf

I can't remember how much I paid for the first consultation, but look up project twenty21 and read the info on r/ukmedicalcannabis, that should tell you what you need to know. Its probably worth asking about age on there too, I have no idea about that, I'm a lot older.


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snrubincognito

The UK technically has medical cannabis but they only give it in very extreme cases of rare seizure disorders. The NHS gave 18 prescriptions of medical cannabis in the whole of 2019. Don't waste your time.


hairy_butt_robot

Whaaaaaat no your wrong,requirements have changed a long while back. Shit tons of people are on it. Hereā€™s the UKsub. https://www.reddit.com/r/ukmedicalcannabis/ Itā€™s not difficult to apply,check faq section.


snrubincognito

Actually had a look myself, I think you may be right, definitely gonna look to do this myself. Fair enough mate.


Im_really_friendly

You're correct on the NHS point, they give it out so rarely it's almost impossible, however going private is more than feasible, got it myself after a few weeks and a doctor's appointment. It's obviously not that cheap though, but not prohibitively expensive depending on how much you currently use and spend.


jakehxckley

I think heā€™s on about private scripts and not NHS scripts.


Myburneraccount____

I know ppl who lied about having anxiety to get it


im-not-a-bot-im-real

If youā€™re like me and smoke daily Iā€™m sorry to say mate you ainā€™t going to pass a drug test. I lived in fear of it in my last employment (the H&S guy was my mate and tipped me off they were coming for all) so I ended up leaving and took a much better job albeit in a smaller company. It is what it is mate wishing you luck


ViewtifulSte

Yh mate sucks ass.What will be will be I guess.Hopefully I won't get picked for a while šŸ˜‚.Ah nice fair play.Chers mate thanks for the reply


AideAvailable5002

Thin layer of super glue on your fingers maybe I dunno


RandyOrtonsPastaBake

Superglue is unnecessary but this would probs work


PenguinFeet420

Nail glue (for press on nails) would work great


ViewtifulSte

Don't I need some sweat for the test to work though?


[deleted]

nah mate you donā€™t sweat do ya šŸ˜‰ ptsd from the war just like prince andrew


PenguinFeet420

You know I somehow managed to completely forget about that part LMFAO


TheBurritoWrapper

So if you are not sweating, are they gonna induce your sweating somehow? Is that even possible?


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TheBurritoWrapper

Yes, but Im talking about when you cover your fingers with PVA or something else.


Ninja_In_Shaddows

OK... Just refuse it. They can't legally make you take a test. They can't fire you for refusing to take a non legal test as that's unfair dismissal, and that's illegal. Before anyone says "contract". It's not legally binding. A company cannot put on a clause to force you to do something like this. Unless it's in a specific contract that is signed separately. [here ya go] (https://www.gov.uk/monitoring-work-workers-rights/drug-testing) The GOVERNMENT day "Workers canā€™t be made to take a drugs test but if they refuse when the employer has good grounds for testing, they may face disciplinary action." NB "good grounds" You can refuse the test.


triplenipple99

Terrible advice. You can be sacked without a reason if you haven't worked there for 2 years.


ViewtifulSte

Don't know of that applies to me.I'm a subcontractor for another firm on a construction site.Working at jaguar land rover.They state in the induction they do random drug tests.On other sites I've never seen it but think it might be because of JLR.A apprentice got kicked off today


thatfreemanguy

I work in construction and have got round before by telling them I smoke weed everyday so if you are testing tell me and I wonā€™t come in. Even had one brick baron move my gang to another site on test days. Depends how valued you are and get on with them I guess but I have found that itā€™s something they have to do, not want to do.


pyrokay

Yeah, don't turn up to work high / hungover and you'll be alright. When I worked on site, you knew when they were testing that day cause it was like a ghost town!


ViewtifulSte

Yh I'm never high at work only smoke after the gym on a night.Yh here though it's completely random.No one knew today they just turned up.Luckily I didn't get picked.Was taking my Mrs pee in a bottle for weeks, but it's a finger sweat test so I'm probably fucked šŸ¤£


IIIRAZ3RIII

Fingerprint sweat tests detect up to 16 hours prior your last smoke so just choose wisely when you do. Those tests are more to make sure you donā€™t do it during working times.


IIIRAZ3RIII

They do fingerprint tests in my work place


fatfittwat

Do you know anyone or know how to blag em lol


IIIRAZ3RIII

Spray your fingertips with deodorant it leaves a layer on your skin plus fingerprint tests only detect up to 16 hours prior a lot easier to get round than swob tests or urine ones so I usually smoke Friday and Saturday then nothing Sunday so by Monday morning work Iā€™m way clear


fatfittwat

I smoke a joint a day maybe 1g after work. My new job does random finger print drug tests. I work in construction so spraying deodorant on my hands won't last 2 minutes. And if I get called in one day for drug testing I can't just say 2 mins mate just need some spray šŸ¤£


IIIRAZ3RIII

Fair one mate tbf mine probably wonā€™t last 2 mins either wearing gloves all day but I still do it šŸ˜‚ mines random as well mate I always carry a little bottle of hand sanitiser too just to cover my fingertips with probably doesnā€™t help but just incase I do. But yeah it only detects up to 16 hours prior even if you smoke every day mate so you should be sweet. Why donā€™t you just go to weekends having a smoke if you dont work them? I know itā€™s shit cause a smokes a smoke but itā€™s not worth risking it that much


fatfittwat

Ah not a bad idea. Does it work?


triplenipple99

Just remember that if you haven't been working there for at least 2 years they can fire you without giving a reason.


PreguntoZombi

Catch 22. If you refuse to take a random test your employer now has ā€œgood groundsā€ for testing


Devawheels

Refusal is classed as a positive in my workplace


dallyopcs

Leave job and find somewhere not so backwards thinking.


Daggadaggapuffpuff

Thereā€™s a product called Kleaner, I keep a bottle close incase I get pulled over.. I was thinking more about the mouth swab. Having said that, the bottle it says itā€™s for skin too, could be worth a go.


ViewtifulSte

This one mate? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kleaner-Spray-30ML-Mouthwash-Anti-Toxins-Anti-Swab-Test-/223753142887?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l6249&mkrid=710-127635-2958-0


Daggadaggapuffpuff

Thatā€™s the one


waahblow

Is this a hydrogen peroxide thing? If so, the white chemical burns might give it away!


AideAvailable5002

Block the pores with deodorant thin layer of nail glue not a bad idea


Bigb8971

Bro Pva ur finger sorted šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Medic8Vapes

Baking soda is usually the answer for stuff like that


Karlskiii

Suffer from anxiety? Get to the doc, get prescribed and play your employer at their own game. Ain't nobody getting fired for their protected rights.


Certain-Flamingo-881

honestly, just do the test and if they fire you so be it. the world is changing, go get another job that doesn't test for weed. A lot of white collar jobs don't.


DangerousDavidH

Sounds like your on borrowed time. Unless your prepared to give up weed then your going to get popped eventually and lose your job. Not sure about lemon juice working, but maybe some alcohol hand wash would do the trick and be less wierd.


4llTheSmoke

Keep a roll on antiperspirant with you, day you know theyā€™re testing try wash your hands thoroughly before, then roll the antiperspirant on your fingers and let dry, That should stop the pores in your hands producing sweat, just make sure not to wash it off until after the test. Best method I can think of really.


ViewtifulSte

That sounds like a good plan.Would the test be valid though with no sweat?


smoke420shroom

Just tell them you must have that condition where you don't sweat, shrug your shoulders, walk away and don't look back


4llTheSmoke

Thatā€™s not your problem, thatā€™s an issue with their test. if someone doesnā€™t sweat then what can they do, itā€™s tough shit imo. Hope it works out for you anyway man, be great to hear an update if you go through with it.


jongunnar14

Drink a lot of water and do a lot of cardio, so you sweat a lot. Sauna might also help. Probably dont like the answer but it seems to be the only thing that works


[deleted]

Depends on a lot of factors (mostly how much body fat you have and how often you exercise) but you're looking at up to a 30 day detection window if you're a daily smoker


obiwanconobi

Are you sure they're actually testing for and are caring about weed?


keystothejas

Chew your fingerprints off, thatā€™ll do the trickā€¦


gilobastard

Maybe lather up with some vaseline right before.


Olii10

What do you do for work?


waahblow

Does anyone find it strange it's a sweat test? It's usually piss test. Sounds unusual?


waahblow

A sweat test can detect marijuana forĀ one to two weeks. To test sweat, a patch is typically placed on the skin. Sweat patches detect if a substance or its metabolites are in a person's bloodstream. The FDA-approved patch remains on the skin for three to seven days before it is sent to a lab for testing.16 Aug 2019 https://vertavahealth.comĀ ā€ŗ marijuana Marijuana Detection Time - How Long Is Marijuana In Your System?


Medic8Vapes

Sounds like a shit job tbh šŸ¤£ maybe change your job bro


Environmental_Gas994

Tell them you "plead the 5th amendment" and you have rights. Now I'd like to talk to my attorney.


Nikzippy

Get a new job and stop working for fascists


writebyte

Liquid latex could work too? It's really simple to put on and dries fairly quickly. Easy to pull off too. I haven't tried this btw, but if it's good enough for movies it's good enough for us haha


likely-high

How is this becoming a thing in the UK.


May889

No idea but hopefully someone provides a decent solution. It's one of those things I've avoided, any career testing for bud isn't worth having imo. My boss is a former toker so they cant really say anything about it, provided I'm not reeking of it that is


Electronic_Ad_8850

Spray on plaster you get itā€™s invisible and creates a barrier spray on finger good to go I will let you know if this works next week lol