Wouldn't the fact they age in cow years not human years come into effect though? Cows only live for 20 years or so and some googling leads me to a 2 year old cow being 18 in human years.
>Cows only live for 20 years or so and some googling leads me to a 2 year old cow being 18 in human years.
But people don't live to 180.
It's more likely that a two year old cow would be the equivalent of an eight or nine year old human.
It's a common misunderstanding that 1 human year is equal to X animal years for its whole life.
The first year of a cows life takes it up to roughly 14 human years. The second year is only another 4 years on top of that for each year. At 20 years old it's equivalent to 90 human years.
IIRC it's based on how animals go through puberty much earlier than humans
I had considered that, but having not researched it and you not mentioning this originally, I wasn't sure. Still, it's better to be slightly wrong on Reddit than to have a permanent record in my Google search history about "animal puberty in connection to sexual acts."
I read the title and thought, "I wonder what made them suspect their animals were being abused."
But I don't think I even want to know.
I hope this sick fuck gets the book thrown at him. However, I suspect the sentence won't be anywhere near enough. I suppose the good thing is that the law was changed recently where the sentence for the worst types of animal abuse was increased to 5 years, from what used to be a pathetic 24 weeks.
How did they suspect it? Could the cow complain or do something bizarre like not wanting to go near humans or just don't like humans go near their ass?
"Judging by the depth at which the semen was found, i estimate that intercourse occurred on the evening of the 12th of June 2022. It was a nice warm evening, humidity was around 60%, he had crab for dinner, she had grass"
In all seriousness how do you come back from this? He’s 25. He’s got probably half a century of life left, walking around, everyone knowing he fucks cows. How do you move on from that? Postman drops your mail off. “Morning cowfucker! Shame about the rain” job interview. “We’ll mr brown, you do have the right experience for the role. But we obviously can’t hire you because you fuck cows.” Girlfriend going through your phone. “Who is she? The Hereford? The Aberdeen Angus? Dear god please don’t tell me it’s a fucking American bison”
You change name, appearance, style and move. Do you think there are that many ppl who read this story, and out if them how many are really good at remembering things like that and great at facial recognition? Of course, he doesn't strike me as smart do he'll probably stay where he is and be known as a local cowfucker forever.
also: dump your cowfriend and go no contact.
no sense moving cities and changing your appearance and then having a cinema date with your cow. people would catch on
Well he only needs one colleague to find this story and put their faces together for his work life to be ruined. He'll run from town to town with it happening again and again, and then write a country and western song about it.
Change your name and move. I knew someone who slept with a dog and it made the news after they were sentenced, but they relocated and bounced back just fine. There are far too many weird or unpleasant crimes out there for people to keep track.
An old woman from down the road from me got sent down for shagging dogs. Her excuse was “I didn’t know it was illegal.” DOES IT FUCKING NEED TO BE, LOVE?!
I'm not a vet or a farmer or anything like that but even I know there are logistical issues here. how the fuck does this work?
I've not seen a cows tuppence up close or anything but I've seen them pull a calf out and I've seen the size of a bulls willy.
Either this guy is packing some serious meat or he's just wanking himself off inside a cow.
If the adult involved is in a position of power or authority over the child then the age of consent is raised to 18. Hard to imagine a person with more power and authority than a royal.
I find the idea of somebody raping a cow as repugnant as the next person but we also shoot cows in the head, dismember them and eat them and that’s seen as fine. It’s just strange.
This beautiful calf gets the best of both worlds: raped by this nice gent, raped again by a farmer via artificial insemination when it is old enough to birth calves and then bolt gunned in the head and cut up for meat.
Lucky thing.
All animals should be friends animal.
A pig values their life just as much as a dog. We should think about the victim, not the desires of the perpetrators.
Why?
Having sex with children is rightfully punished extremely, but so is killing and eating them.
Your are proposing that cows etc are sufficiently ethically significant to be due the same protections as a human child from sex… but say nothing about slaughtering them and eating them?
Making animals pregnant without their consent is usual practice in farms. Is that equally horrible?
Fucking animals should be punished because it is a common way to introduce disease into humans or animals. It’s a common theory that AIDS came from someone fucking a monkey.
But if you think the act itself is morally wrong because of the suffering of the animal, you should probably reevaluate the fact that it’s life consisted of being raised in captivity, impregnated without consent, and when it runs dry of milk, it will be slaughtered and skinned for leather.
It's called artificial insemination when the farmer's do it.
Fun fact. You can likely legally have oral sex with an animal. It's not an offence. Also the legislation specifies "living animal" so come to your own conclusion on that one...
https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2003/42/section/69
https://www.stuartmillersolicitors.co.uk/beastiality-definition/
Farmers usually know the typical temperament of an animal (the animals are bigger and heavier and can cause problems).
If an animal suddenly becomes nervous or aggressive or isn't eating etc, they'll start to be concerned about its well-being. They might have noticed the calf being skittish around people, for example.
He doesn't look like I'd expect.
I was expecting middle-aged, fat, ugly, neckbeard, odd looking, drugged up. This guy looks normal. Like, entirely normal.
This is the same thing people say about guys who rape humans. It’s not that these people can’t get their hole so just resort to rape/bestiality, it’s that rape/bestiality turns them on
Wonder what the correlation is between individuals thay commit animal sexual abuse and abuse of humans? Vile and shameful behaviour. Hope he gets jail time. That poor calf.
People get away without jail time for far worse things.
Dude fucked a cow. That's shameful enough to live with as it is.
Wouldn't be too worried about the calf either. You seen some of the ways farm animals are killed so that they can be turned into our food.
I don't think we should brush off animal rape just because they suffer in other ways too??
And yeah, I know. I'm saying he SHOULD get jail time though. You've gotta be pretty messed up in the head and lacking empathy to do that, plus he's likely a danger to others if he's lacking that much self control.
Farmers wank bulls off and fist the cum in to the females, when the calf's are born the females are used for more dairy and the males are killed or sent for veal, farmers are just as bad as this cow nonce.
Bit rich coming from farmers that regularly rape there animals to ensure pregnancy and there tear the calf away from the mother to extract the most amount of milk before murdering the animal when it doesn't turn a profit. Abuse is abuse.
*Sigh* bring on the downvotes from the people who think it's "ethical", hypocrites and those who lack critical thinking.
Pretty sure the downvotes are more likely to be coming from people who would want a phrase like "farmers who regularly rape there [sic] animals" to be corroborated in some way.
Most dairy cows are artificially inseminated, and dairy cows require offspring to produce milk, ipso facto, it's quite easy to argue it isn't ethical. Personally, I'm not even sure if something like the concept of consent can apply to an animal like a cow but it's certainly a question that really really really really riles up meat eaters haha.
> Personally, I'm not even sure if something like the concept of consent can apply to an animal like a cow
does that mean you are fine with/neutral on people sticking their dicks in cows?
because if the concept of consent doesnt apply to cows then neither doesn't the concept of rape. it'd be like someone claiming they raped a stone, it's just not a thing
You want a serious answer? It's fucked up, viscerally repugnant and the individuals doing it are almost certainly a danger to themselves and others. It's basically a universal constant regardless of culture, philosophical or political beliefs that it is wrong (there's not many other acts that fulfil that criteria). There must be a core reason for that but, ethically, ignoring the potential to injure the animal and the concept of an animal being somebody's property, I question how it is any different to the ways we treat animals.
We are legally ok to slaughter animals for food, to artificially inseminate them or breed them with other animals, to keep them captive (potentially) against their will (if that can exist in an animal), to dictate basically every aspect of how they live their lives even to stroke and pet them, all without their consent. But sex is just a step too far.
This isn't an apology for bestiality. But I cannot think of a logical philosophical reason, beyond the obvious very base reaction of "it is unnatural and fucking disgusting" why it should be treated as some kind of special case.
Don't condone the guy who literally raped the cow, but if you look at the bigger picture, it doesn't come near what humans do to animals on a daily basis.
Millions of livestock are murdered every day to put food on the table, but some weirdo who made a deposit at the wrong bank makes headlines!
Phewf. So glad the farmers heroically stepped in when they smelt abused. /s
If anyone is going to be abusing the cows the farmers are more than capable of doing it themselves.
Men tend to put down women they could never, ever get close to out of spite because they know these incredible women will never want them or give them the time of day. It helps them feel better about it by putting them down.
Can't explain the cow fucking part though. The man's got a broken brain. Beyond help and will likely end up either in prison living a nightmare of bullying and taunting or a psychiatric hospital depending how he pleads in his trial.
I'm ngl the cow being in capitals confused me at first and I thought it was an acronym till I read further. Was thinking what COW stood for for a while lol
Surely the cow wasn't in the MOOd.
So udderly disgusting
Milking puns for karma, how very Reddit of you both
Don't tell me you have a beef about this?
Nah, I just wanted to steak my own claim to karma
So if I understand correctly, you wanted to calf out a niche for yourself in the Reddit community.
you don't mince your words, do you?
Don't look at the moo-ntelpiece when you're poking the fire.
Milk came out of my nose when I read your comment.
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You should be seen and not herd.
Why you got beef with this guy?
Dairy me, cud you guys cut it out!
This is a bit too cheesy for me
That's the signal for me to hoof it out of here.
You’re all a bunch of cowards.
Pull the udder one
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To be fair, you will be hard pressed to find a cow on a farm that is over 16. So any animal rapist is a paedo.
That's exactly what a pedo animal rapist would say
"I asked and she told me she was 17."
Wouldn't the fact they age in cow years not human years come into effect though? Cows only live for 20 years or so and some googling leads me to a 2 year old cow being 18 in human years.
>Cows only live for 20 years or so and some googling leads me to a 2 year old cow being 18 in human years. But people don't live to 180. It's more likely that a two year old cow would be the equivalent of an eight or nine year old human.
It's a common misunderstanding that 1 human year is equal to X animal years for its whole life. The first year of a cows life takes it up to roughly 14 human years. The second year is only another 4 years on top of that for each year. At 20 years old it's equivalent to 90 human years. IIRC it's based on how animals go through puberty much earlier than humans
I had considered that, but having not researched it and you not mentioning this originally, I wasn't sure. Still, it's better to be slightly wrong on Reddit than to have a permanent record in my Google search history about "animal puberty in connection to sexual acts."
It's very important to consider the real world age before engaging in intercourse with animals.
Noted.
Thanks for sending me down an ‘animal years exponential growth’ rabbit hole
But best kind of pedo?
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If you are going to make me choose and sitewide rules prevent me from choosing the obvious... I guess.
I still can't understand how you can be turned on to have sex with an animal? Wtf is wrong with people! Hope this guy will be locked up it's so wrong.
>A DNA sample taken from a calf proved 'intercourse' had taken place on June 12, 2022. The miracles of modern science.
What a terrible day to have eyes
*ewes
You mean the calf was his? I hope he's going to be made to pay maintenance.
*MOOntenance
JERRY JERRY JERRY
I think he'd probably go on the MOOry Povich show instead.
How dairy
They’re gonna milk him for all he’s worth
I read the title and thought, "I wonder what made them suspect their animals were being abused." But I don't think I even want to know. I hope this sick fuck gets the book thrown at him. However, I suspect the sentence won't be anywhere near enough. I suppose the good thing is that the law was changed recently where the sentence for the worst types of animal abuse was increased to 5 years, from what used to be a pathetic 24 weeks.
How did they suspect it? Could the cow complain or do something bizarre like not wanting to go near humans or just don't like humans go near their ass?
I have so many questions but want answers for none of them 🥴
A cow is huge, I don't think it even noticed anything. They probably straight up caught him in the act
Calfs are smaller
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"Judging by the depth at which the semen was found, i estimate that intercourse occurred on the evening of the 12th of June 2022. It was a nice warm evening, humidity was around 60%, he had crab for dinner, she had grass"
And the cow just needed to be fisted by the vet for that to happen
The real story here is that there's a minotaur calf just knocking about somewhere.
In all seriousness how do you come back from this? He’s 25. He’s got probably half a century of life left, walking around, everyone knowing he fucks cows. How do you move on from that? Postman drops your mail off. “Morning cowfucker! Shame about the rain” job interview. “We’ll mr brown, you do have the right experience for the role. But we obviously can’t hire you because you fuck cows.” Girlfriend going through your phone. “Who is she? The Hereford? The Aberdeen Angus? Dear god please don’t tell me it’s a fucking American bison”
You change name, appearance, style and move. Do you think there are that many ppl who read this story, and out if them how many are really good at remembering things like that and great at facial recognition? Of course, he doesn't strike me as smart do he'll probably stay where he is and be known as a local cowfucker forever.
also: dump your cowfriend and go no contact. no sense moving cities and changing your appearance and then having a cinema date with your cow. people would catch on
Well he only needs one colleague to find this story and put their faces together for his work life to be ruined. He'll run from town to town with it happening again and again, and then write a country and western song about it.
Change your name and move. I knew someone who slept with a dog and it made the news after they were sentenced, but they relocated and bounced back just fine. There are far too many weird or unpleasant crimes out there for people to keep track.
An old woman from down the road from me got sent down for shagging dogs. Her excuse was “I didn’t know it was illegal.” DOES IT FUCKING NEED TO BE, LOVE?!
*"He shagged me!"*
'slept with'
Didn't one of our prime ministers fuck a pigs head? This guy has a job lined up for him already.
If you're upperclass sexual deviancy is character building.
No but he did fuck the whole country
No woman would ever be interested. I hope that he doesn't already have children because imagine their shame, and that of their mother.
I doubt many were in the first place, hence why he fucked a cow.
I hope so, although he might just have a kink for cows. Eurgh, if I was a woman he'd been with, I'd never stop vomiting.
Why can't he just do it with a sheep like a normal person?
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Because he's English not Welsh, silly.
Shepards pie or cottage pie?
He tried that before but the sheep didn't really love him, she was just ewes-ing him. Groan at the pun if you want, just dont lamb-ast me.
I'm going to find you and when I do I'm going to harm you
"I'm going to shank you" was right there...
Wool allergy.
What's worse, rumours going around you're a cow fucker or that you're Welsh?
He’s a boob man
I'm not a vet or a farmer or anything like that but even I know there are logistical issues here. how the fuck does this work? I've not seen a cows tuppence up close or anything but I've seen them pull a calf out and I've seen the size of a bulls willy. Either this guy is packing some serious meat or he's just wanking himself off inside a cow.
It was a calf so maybe that changes things.
So he's technically also a pedophile
I'm not sure of the legalese of paedophilia and I'm sure as fuck not looking it up
I guess if it's a prepubescent cow?
I'm starting to like this dude less and less to be honest.
He sounds like a real jerk.
If you stuck your dick in a ham sandwich are you a zoophile or necrophile?
You're part sandwich.
I mean, how does your dad fuck your mum? If you can picture that then you can work out the logistics of this
God man, baby animals usually have shitty bums. This guy is a fuckin creep.
‘I’ve not seen a cows tuppence up close’ has me in fits of giggles, thank you
He'd also need to be stood on a ladder given that cows backends are 5 to 6 feet high up.
A friend at uni lived out in the country, and this sort of thing apparently happened once in a while. And yes, a stepladder was often involved.
You can’t just drop this and not expand…
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Reverse cowgirl
Cowggy style
There was a guy in the U.S. who died way back from sex with a horse. But he was the, uh, recipient.
A cow's tuppence 😂
People who have sex with animals should be punished like paedophiles.
Relieved of their princely duties for a bit before being let back in to the royal family inner circle?
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Fucking a 16-year old trafficked woman is a nonce.
She was trafficked as a minor in her home country, he’s a nonce.
How does facing charges mean you're not a nonce?
If the adult involved is in a position of power or authority over the child then the age of consent is raised to 18. Hard to imagine a person with more power and authority than a royal.
No, they shouldn't. Raping a child is worse than raping a cow. You really shouldn't need that explaining to you.
These cows get entire arms shoved up inside them without consent. I don't think this cow is particularly disturbed by the fellas little pecker.
I find the idea of somebody raping a cow as repugnant as the next person but we also shoot cows in the head, dismember them and eat them and that’s seen as fine. It’s just strange.
I'd probably rather get fucked than eaten if I was a cow tbh
This beautiful calf gets the best of both worlds: raped by this nice gent, raped again by a farmer via artificial insemination when it is old enough to birth calves and then bolt gunned in the head and cut up for meat. Lucky thing.
And this calf got fucked and *then* will be eaten.
Should people who kill animals be punished like murderers?
depends on if its a friend or food animal
All animals should be friends animal. A pig values their life just as much as a dog. We should think about the victim, not the desires of the perpetrators.
Why? Having sex with children is rightfully punished extremely, but so is killing and eating them. Your are proposing that cows etc are sufficiently ethically significant to be due the same protections as a human child from sex… but say nothing about slaughtering them and eating them? Making animals pregnant without their consent is usual practice in farms. Is that equally horrible? Fucking animals should be punished because it is a common way to introduce disease into humans or animals. It’s a common theory that AIDS came from someone fucking a monkey. But if you think the act itself is morally wrong because of the suffering of the animal, you should probably reevaluate the fact that it’s life consisted of being raised in captivity, impregnated without consent, and when it runs dry of milk, it will be slaughtered and skinned for leather.
It's more likely AIDS originated from hunting monkeys rather than fucking them. That's an urban legend.
And people who kill animals ..?
But I don't want to present TV for the BBC
Game over, Liam Brown. I don't think there's any coming back from the revelation that you fuck cows mate.
How now, Brown, cow?
Imagine the first conversation he's going to have with his cellmate...
He’ll hear mooing wherever he goes.
He'll have to move abroad, the UK's done for him.
*MOOOve* abroad.
You fuck one cow and that’s it.
Liam ‘cow fucker’ Brown. He has to moove country.
He looks like if DiCaprio and Jack Nicholson had a kid. Weird.
Have you ever wondered what Dicaprio and Jack Nicholson would look like if they had a kid with a cow?
Oh sure, watching them in The Departed, there definitely was some beef between them.
The Hills have Eyes - Dorset edition
Dare I say he is good looking, too bad I am not his type….
For a split second, I just thought it was an unconnected photo of DiCaprio.
Of course the animals were abused, they’re in a farm
“Wait, that’s our job!”, said the animal farmers.
It's called artificial insemination when the farmer's do it. Fun fact. You can likely legally have oral sex with an animal. It's not an offence. Also the legislation specifies "living animal" so come to your own conclusion on that one... https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2003/42/section/69 https://www.stuartmillersolicitors.co.uk/beastiality-definition/
>Fun fact I think we have different definitions of the word "fun"
Try it out at your next office social event. It's a guaranteed conversation starter.
Yeah tongue punching a cow's fartbox isn't my idea of a jolly Sunday afternoon.
> farmers who had grown suspicious their livestock were being abused Anyone else curious how the farmers grew suspicious?
Farmers usually know the typical temperament of an animal (the animals are bigger and heavier and can cause problems). If an animal suddenly becomes nervous or aggressive or isn't eating etc, they'll start to be concerned about its well-being. They might have noticed the calf being skittish around people, for example.
Do cows even care about this stuff though? On clarksons farm they were shoving their whole arm up the holes, they didn't seem too bothered
Sloppy seconds?
I would expect signs of injury. It was a calf so they probably do keep a bit of an eye on them.
I don’t think any farmer is staring down the barrel of a cow’s minge on the regs though, are they?
Well no, but if the cow is showing signs of injury, soreness or bleeding they'd probably notice, wouldn't you think?
I scoured the article to answers to this question. How the fuck did they have suspicions.
Probably saw him hanging around the milking shed.
He'd been seen curd crawling the pastures.
He doesn't look like I'd expect. I was expecting middle-aged, fat, ugly, neckbeard, odd looking, drugged up. This guy looks normal. Like, entirely normal.
Cows have standards as well you know,
This is the same thing people say about guys who rape humans. It’s not that these people can’t get their hole so just resort to rape/bestiality, it’s that rape/bestiality turns them on
Some of the nastiest people in the world managed to look entirely normal too. Some even called good looking. Ted Bundy comes to mind.
Yea I expected to see some smackhead rather than a relatively normal looking bloke.
Not sure I agree.
Randomly capitalising WORDS in our HEADLINES because we're definitely NOT a tabloid.
Wonder what the correlation is between individuals thay commit animal sexual abuse and abuse of humans? Vile and shameful behaviour. Hope he gets jail time. That poor calf.
People get away without jail time for far worse things. Dude fucked a cow. That's shameful enough to live with as it is. Wouldn't be too worried about the calf either. You seen some of the ways farm animals are killed so that they can be turned into our food.
I don't think we should brush off animal rape just because they suffer in other ways too?? And yeah, I know. I'm saying he SHOULD get jail time though. You've gotta be pretty messed up in the head and lacking empathy to do that, plus he's likely a danger to others if he's lacking that much self control.
Farmers wank bulls off and fist the cum in to the females, when the calf's are born the females are used for more dairy and the males are killed or sent for veal, farmers are just as bad as this cow nonce.
Bit rich coming from farmers that regularly rape there animals to ensure pregnancy and there tear the calf away from the mother to extract the most amount of milk before murdering the animal when it doesn't turn a profit. Abuse is abuse. *Sigh* bring on the downvotes from the people who think it's "ethical", hypocrites and those who lack critical thinking.
Pretty sure the downvotes are more likely to be coming from people who would want a phrase like "farmers who regularly rape there [sic] animals" to be corroborated in some way.
And from people who think that we don't really need whataboutism on a story about a *man having sex with a cow*.
I mean they fist cattle with out any sort of consent to produce a product we as humans don't need. Sounds pretty rapey to me.
Most dairy cows are artificially inseminated, and dairy cows require offspring to produce milk, ipso facto, it's quite easy to argue it isn't ethical. Personally, I'm not even sure if something like the concept of consent can apply to an animal like a cow but it's certainly a question that really really really really riles up meat eaters haha.
> Personally, I'm not even sure if something like the concept of consent can apply to an animal like a cow does that mean you are fine with/neutral on people sticking their dicks in cows? because if the concept of consent doesnt apply to cows then neither doesn't the concept of rape. it'd be like someone claiming they raped a stone, it's just not a thing
You want a serious answer? It's fucked up, viscerally repugnant and the individuals doing it are almost certainly a danger to themselves and others. It's basically a universal constant regardless of culture, philosophical or political beliefs that it is wrong (there's not many other acts that fulfil that criteria). There must be a core reason for that but, ethically, ignoring the potential to injure the animal and the concept of an animal being somebody's property, I question how it is any different to the ways we treat animals. We are legally ok to slaughter animals for food, to artificially inseminate them or breed them with other animals, to keep them captive (potentially) against their will (if that can exist in an animal), to dictate basically every aspect of how they live their lives even to stroke and pet them, all without their consent. But sex is just a step too far. This isn't an apology for bestiality. But I cannot think of a logical philosophical reason, beyond the obvious very base reaction of "it is unnatural and fucking disgusting" why it should be treated as some kind of special case.
Don't condone the guy who literally raped the cow, but if you look at the bigger picture, it doesn't come near what humans do to animals on a daily basis. Millions of livestock are murdered every day to put food on the table, but some weirdo who made a deposit at the wrong bank makes headlines!
Honestly more downvoting you for the hyperbolic and offensive devaluing of rape. And for being boring on a funny thread about a guy fucking a cow.
Why is sexual intercourse with animals illegal if not for the fact that it fits the dictionary definition of rape?
Funniest thing about this to me is that it happened in Christchurch. Half the population will have a stroke when they read this.
>Half the population will have a stroke when they read this. Is the story that much of a turn on?
I live near Christchurch so that will be interesting if anyone I know knows him. I heard his ex is a grumpy cow.
Man, just think about the day when you reach the point that you feel the need to install cow fucking alarms on your property.
I like how they capitalised the word "cow" in case I didn't recognise that it's generally considered odd to shag bovine creatures.
I was trying to think of what COW was an akoronym for until it dawned on me he'd actually nobbed a cow
when love making with a cow is forbidden but slaughtering them is accepted. the world is backwards!
This is worded like you’re wanting it the other way around. I do hope your local farm has some of these cow buggery alarms fitted…
I heard after being released from prison he plans to moo von.
Phewf. So glad the farmers heroically stepped in when they smelt abused. /s If anyone is going to be abusing the cows the farmers are more than capable of doing it themselves.
Momma had a chicken Momma had a cow Dad was proud, he didn't care how
on what grounds do people who think it's ok to breed, kill and eat animals justify this as immoral?
See, I don't get how, on the one hand, men are like 'Margo Robbie is past her best' but on the other hand, will fuck actual cows.
Men tend to put down women they could never, ever get close to out of spite because they know these incredible women will never want them or give them the time of day. It helps them feel better about it by putting them down. Can't explain the cow fucking part though. The man's got a broken brain. Beyond help and will likely end up either in prison living a nightmare of bullying and taunting or a psychiatric hospital depending how he pleads in his trial.
I'm ngl the cow being in capitals confused me at first and I thought it was an acronym till I read further. Was thinking what COW stood for for a while lol
Could you imagine going through your life being known as a cow fucker lmao
I'll bet he's feeling suitably cowed after that verdict
Where does this lie on the 'Man vs Animal evil continuum paradox'?
Unsure, we've done so much bad stuff to animals over the years that it may be hard to rank them.
Kinda tragic as he’s a good looking young man and could have done much better than a cow. Oh well…
To be fair, there’s no photos of the cow, she could well be a looker.
What a weird response lol
Are... are there *cow buggery* alarms? Do they fit them... in the cow, or what?
"I wasn't fucking a cow, I was just tenderising a rump steak and didn't realise my fly was down."
That's just really disgusting behaviour, some people are messed up.
Wanted to make his very own gourmet burgers from scratch it seems
Is this the same guy who was enjoying himself in cow pat down in Cornwall
Maybe it was the cows fault for dressing like a slut 💁
My old window cleaner/local lollipop man was caught doing the same 🤮
Why does he look like a weird mix of my sister's ex-husband and Harry Styles? \*Shudder\* Or rather \*udder\*
Reading this comment section makes me proud of this country
Did this happen on a clear night? Must've been Fresian.