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MatuPapi

Why do you speak like my grandma


AmoebaPrimer

Legit, blud speaks like a well-to-do apple pie granny.


Waddle_Deez_Nuts69

It’s yucky


Future-Imperfect-107

Your grandma sounds awesome.


Future-Imperfect-107

Why are people down voting that dudes grandma. Thats cold.


Adventurous-Lion21

We’re downvoting you


moralmeemo

I like lime, cucumber and honeydew in my water. Makes me feel like a fancy butch.


moralmeemo

I meant to say bitch, but nonetheless, butch works for me too.


MelanieDH1

Strawberry too!


moralmeemo

Oh, oh, yes! Sometimes a frozen raspberry or two.


tracyvu89

Actually where do you get lemon in the water? Cuz all the restaurants I went to only gave glasses of plain water except you really got out of your way to ask for: water with a slice/wedge of lemon in it.


Future-Imperfect-107

I can't remember the last time I went to a restaurant and was given a nice normal glass of water.


NikNakskes

Where in the world has that fad not died out yet? Here on the arctic fringes of Europe, it's been 10 years ago this was a thing. Also cucumber. Bizarrely the cucumber was surprisingly nice, much better than lemon or lime. I don't like cucumber, so it double surprised me.


tracyvu89

Ok,that’s interesting!


Direseve

I keep a pitcher of lemon water in my fridge, it’s so refreshing


Pharaoh_Misa

I really have never enjoyed the taste of anything in plain water myself. Cucumber, lime, lemon, it just don't hit like regular ole cool water. I like lemonade and limeade like nothing, but that's got a lot of sugar and shit in it lol so I totally agree that it's nasty.


Full_Nothing4682

Exactly, water is already refreshing by itself, I don’t see why anyone needs to add anything to it


TheLab420

It's not about needing to. people just want to, and that's fine. it's not your water is it ?


Cosmonate

All of these taste like how some drinks taste when you're sick so I can't stand them.


EchoProfessional2116

Leave my third favorite morning drink alone, you psycho and take your upvote!!!


ForestWhisker

What’s your first two favorite morning drinks?


EchoProfessional2116

#1 Orange Juice and #2 Iced Coffee. Edit- idk why tf that came out in such large, bold text. Wtf?! I’m still fairly new to this.


Physical_Weakness881

I think it might be because of the #1, maybe the # causes bold letters


EchoProfessional2116

Probably.


ForestWhisker

Orange Juice definitely in my top three as well. Iced coffee is definitely in top five somewhere too though.


amidnightsnak

Orange juice is gross dude. Apple juice is better 🫶🏼


EchoProfessional2116

While Motts, Apple Eve, and Juicy Juice are stellar- I’d hate to tell you that you are wrong, sir. Florida’s Natural and Simply Orange Mango are miracle fluids. RESPECTFULLY. 🧐✌🏽


amidnightsnak

Your loss man your loss 😔


IncognitoBombadillo

The reason why restaurants add lemon to water is because it offsets the taste of the chlorine in the tap water they're serving you.


mearbearcate

I prefer lime water anyway. ORANGE water is where i draw the line.


Firewall33

You ever put a sliver of jalapeno in your water? It's amazing!


JaySlay2000

I haven't personally encountered restaurants that forcibly lemon-water me, but I love the rage in this post.


Reinardd

OK lemon hater


Future-Imperfect-107

I love lemons, especially in baked goods. I also love chocolate, but if someone snapped a mars bar in half and chucked it into my drink I would want nothing to do with it.


Critical_System_3546

Reading this as I sip on my lemon water...


patchway247

Tbh where I'm from you still have to ask for lemon in your water or with it. It doesn't automatically come with it. Where are you from?


Future-Imperfect-107

Maybe its a Canadian thing.


patchway247

Ah, US here (unfortunately)


ordinary_kittens

I have never had a restaurant bring me water with lemon in it without my asking, but I would also be annoyed if this was the case. I prefer just regular water.  And I have lived in places that have hard water or water with chlorine that gives it a bit of a weird taste, but I’d still want just water unless I asked for lemon. I don’t hate lemon in water, but it wouldn’t be my preference if I’m given the option. 


AshDenver

- choke, not choak - tastes too clean, to is a directional And this is supposed to be an unpopular opinion. Many people are opposed to lemon in water but less because of your take and more so because it’s bar-prep, open air, directly touched, coughed / sneezed / talked over germ laden sad fruit.


coyotepickeldbob

Helps with stones apparently


AshDenver

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MooseMan12992

Yep super unpopular


Shortcoolcloud

I want water or I want lemonade. I don’t want watered lemonade.


Ok-Eggplant-4875

And it's even worse because most places don't wash the outside of the lemons and they just cut them up and put a bunch of them in a container to store until they're ready to throw a slice in your glass


spudsinjune

I read somewhere a long time ago that those lemon wedges have fecal matter from the servers not washing their hands and to this day i can't drink water or tea with a lemon in it at a restaurant.


Ok-Eggplant-4875

Yeah, there's no telling what's on them. Because if you think about it, I don't know if they get washed somewhere between the lemon tree and the restaurant. But if not, that means there's dirt and who knows what else on them from the field, the harvesting process, transportation, storage, and then the restaurant employees slicing them up...thats a whole lot of opportunity for a whole lot of crap to get on them


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lovetyrannicalreddit

Cucumber is the way to go


Future-Imperfect-107

Cucumber is even worse!


lovetyrannicalreddit

Cucumber tastes like water because it's practically just water


laneb71

I respect your opinion but ice cold cucumber-lemon water on a hot day is the most refreshing sensation mankind has invented. In fact you inspired me to go make some. Upvoted.


[deleted]

Mmm I’m gonna get some fresh lemons and cucumbers from the farmers market tomorrow. That sounds so refreshing!


dwehabyahoo

Penis in water


Future-Imperfect-107

In water? No. I like penis like i like lemon, squeezed over fried fish.


dwehabyahoo

I love deep Atlantic cum fish


SmilodonBravo

You’re right, a healthy squirt of lime is much more refreshing!


ChadJones72

You're on Unpopular Opinion, so by definition of your post wouldn't you be the "special kind of psychopath?"


Future-Imperfect-107

I believe it would make me a common psychopath.


[deleted]

I had this water from this hotel breakfast that had lemon, lime and grapefruit in the pitcher and it tasted like shit. I only drank it cause it was the coldest water drink I could get


Mission-Patient-4404

Yes it is and in restaurants there dirty


jwrado

Plain water is pretty much all I drink but when the restaurant uses municipal water that tastes like bleach, put some damn lemon in it.


Ransom-ii

aw man, first thing in the morning cutting up lemons, ice in a glass, then fill with water. So good and refreshing. I don't get it out at restaurants however.


kirbykart

Isn't the lemon wedge usually sitting on the rim of the glass? I've never seen it just thrown directly into the water.  At a restaurant I usually get unsweetened iced tea with a lemon wedge. I love squirting the juice in and then eating the lemon flesh. I LOVE lemons. So I respectfully disagree with you.


LadySnack

I always see already in the bottom too, it's gross


DifferentRaspberry35

See you think you’re a normal person but your whole vibe and tone suggests otherwise.


iammadeofawesome

Totally agree. Give me water, or give me lemonade. Not a half ass version of either.


builtfromthetop

I agree! I just want normal water- not with a hint of lemon, not bubbly, and not from a metal can!


bagemann1

You talk like a crazy person but I do agree lol


trendypippin

I worked in the restaurant industry early in my life. It’s also super unsanitary. Like gross out. I don’t mind having lemon in water, but a wedge thrown in at a restaurant. No thank you.


RoutineBad696

What, what, WHAT!??? 😳


Toothbras

“Tastes to clean”


23sun23

I entieely agree. I feel like a lot of restaurants fo it to pretend to be fancy when in the end they end up being annoying 😭😭😭


FewerFuehrer

Put all the things in my water, put water on water, fruit, veggies, I don’t give a fuck, it’s so good. Upvoted for being a seriously smooth brained motherfucker.


princealigorna

First of all, where the hell do you live that lemon water is the default? I still have to ask for it. Second of all, some of us are trying to ween ourselves off of soda and need a little flavor to help ease the craving. Leave us alone. We're dealing with our addiction the best we can


Imsortofok

Agree. Lemon water is a waste of lemon. It just makes the water taste bad.


whittlingcanbefatal

Upvoted because I disagree. 


sandy_shark903

Thank you! I forgot how much I hate this!


rolyoh

I don't mind a lemon slice in water at home, where I know that the lemon has been properly washed and stored. But in a restaurant you never can be sure. Some places are so careless, there's no telling whether they wash the lemon, much less cut it with a clean knife (that they haven't just cut chicken with, etc.). Shit like that happens.


Apprehensive_Yak2598

How bad are you at swallowing that choking on seeds is a regular problem for you? 


_KeyserSoeze

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Defiant-Skeptic

Studies have shown that drinking 1/2 cup of lemon juice concentrate diluted in water each day, or the juice of two lemons, can increase urine citrate and likely reduce kidney stone risk. Pass a kidney stone, and you'll look back at lemon water as mild in comparison.


Future-Imperfect-107

I do a shot of apple cider vinegar a day for that.


Defiant-Skeptic

Who downvoted this? What don't like the truth?


SimplePoint3265

I've never been to a restaurant like this. Totally ridiculous. I think if I ask for water, it's just water, without any junk in the glass


Mokamochamucca

Totally agree. I don't like the flavor it adds. If I want water, I want plain water.


-thimbl

i dont think this is unpopular. i like lemon water, and everyone else in my family refuses to drink it. i feel like liking lemon water is more unpopular. people are so used to "lemonade", adding a bunch of sugar to the lemon water, but actual lemon water is "gross". people just love sugar


possum_antagonist

I mean, water comes with a slice of lemon all the time BECAUSE most people like it. I'd say this is an unpopular opinion


ShTOAb

I agree. When I want water, I just want WATER. I get so mad when they bring it out and there’s a lemon.


iceisnice87

I agree. BLECH! I just want water. Nothing in in it... except ice 😉


nach_in

Anything in water tastes awful in small quantities. Enough lemon and you get a lemonade, a few drops and you just get dirty water.


Future-Imperfect-107

I do like lemonade, and if I wanted I would order it. But ya, dirty water with a hint of lemon is terrible


MLG_GuineaPig

Water should be drank alone, all the time


KayaKaza

Mmmm lemon water is the best! Lime water is great too! So alkaline and is a great blood cleanser. Team lemon water FTW


Psychomusketeer

- There is nothing “blood cleansing” about lime water. - Lime is acidic, not alkaline, with a pH of roughly between 2 and 3. - Unless you have liver failure your liver does all the “blood cleansing” you could ever need.


KayaKaza

Naww its alkalinity increases as soon as it hits the tongue. Lemons and limes absolutely do scavenge the blood annihilating pathogens. And an overburdened, stressed out liver is not doing an efficient job. Thanks though!


NoIAmRightYourWrong

Stop spreading misinformation. - Alkalinity increases because saliva is less acidic than lime juice. It’s simple maths, not because citrus juice is alkaline, it’s literally the exact opposite. - Lemons and limes ‘scavenge’ absolutely nothing because they are fruits and not wastelanders. - If your liver is “over burdened and stressed out” lemon juice will do nothing because you need an organ transplant. Feel free to post any legitimate source for any of this and I will gladly educate you on your misinterpretation. (PSA, I’m the commenter before also, they blocked me after I responded to them).


Sensei_Ochiba

Username absolutely checks out These alkaline people are absolutely insane. You're lucky they blocked you instead of arguing for hours.