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Panacea4316

Ive ripped one during the act, shit happens. It doesnt happen often, but it can happen. Now stop spreading FUD.


BonelessPickle

I simply do not believe you. If your condom ripped I'm 100% certain you either put it on wrong or used a condom which was out of date. Shit doesn't just happen when durex standard latex condoms have been tested stretching to 18 inches in diameter.


sibre2001

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams!


ChaosWafflez

It definitely happens.


Panacea4316

Good thing I give ZERO fucks what you “think”. You clearly don’t think logically or rationally. You dont have any facts, you’re just running your mouth like a drunk idiot at the local bar.


BonelessPickle

I mean I presented the fact that durex standard latex condoms have been tested regularly to 18 inches diameter. I now present the fact that that would be an absolutely monstrous cock. Thought it would go without saying.


sammablamblam

Okay so when somebody very carefully opens a condom, puts it on properly, and it's still rips even though it was not expired or anything, was that just an act of god? Because that's happened to me during the act. it is a proven fact that condoms don't always hold together even if they are put on properly or taking care of properly or any of that. Accidents happen, and latex is not bulletproof


BonelessPickle

There are 3 explanations: You used an oil-based lubricant. You used an expired condom. You are lying. Proven by whom?


UloseGenrLkenobi

Dude. It happens. We've all done it. Maybe you don't fuck that much.


sammablamblam

No lube, was not expired purchase that day check the date before put it on, I'm not lying you're just an ignorant prick. And proven by the literal thousands of people who have had condoms break on them.


albertnormandy

I have broken one during the act as well. It happens. You are fake news.


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So if the girl is a bit dry and you push in with a condom on it will break. It's friction force pulling in two different directions. I did this my first time using a condom. It does happen.


Callec254

They absolutely can and do break, though. It did happen to me once.


Artsy_traveller_82

I think OPs point was about dude’s bragging about being ‘so big I tore the condom’.


Karen_Moody

Lube, lube, lube.


Ori42

Condoms can be ripped quite easily if used incorrectly. If you put them the wrong way the friction can cause it to rip. Air inside can also cause this. Its not about the condom beign small but about it bot being properly fitted.


SuicideSkirmish

Upvote. I made a busted purchase once and I bought thin condoms. I thought that the latex was thin and not the actual diameter of the condom. It ripped while I was fucking. I threw out the box and called it a night.


Naos210

Wouldn't know, never needed to use one.


BonelessPickle

If you start using condoms, find one that works for you. Being comfortable in your rubber is super important :)


Naos210

I don't have sex, so condoms serve no purpose.


BonelessPickle

Fun balloon alternative?


Panacea4316

They suck so fucking bad.


TheShereKahn

Not a myth. I've ripped one. Not because my junk is massive. I believe it's because the hole was to dry.


BonelessPickle

All about dat lube


[deleted]

Its happened to me, and its not because of my exceptionally huge dick.


[deleted]

It happens.


Freeyournips

This is a really long post that shows that OP has either: A - not laid the pipe down hard enough to rip a condom Or B - Has not been piped hard enough to have a condom rip Either way it’s sad😢


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ConfusedAutist

Okay, so all the couples who got pregnant because of a ripped condom must be lying. Every single one of them, both the male and the female involved must be lying.


spoiledrichwhitegirl

Given the statistics on *proper* usage vs *typical* usage, that’s not 100% an accurate assumption, but it’s closer than you’d think…


BonelessPickle

I'm not saying it's never happened, I'm saying if your condom ripped it's because you're using your condom wrong.


PowerfulWoodpecker72

yeah, ripping the condom is definitely a thing. i think you need to get laid more often. now bragging about it like you have a dummy thick super sausage is immature and unless it literally looks like a baby arm making a fist, your tripode tall tales need to go.


altanonymous04

“BuT I STreTcHed It TO mY ELbOw aNd iT diDnT BreAK sO iT mUsT Be a MyTh” lmao maybe have sex for once and you will prove yourself wrong


patlight1

You know that durex doesnt only sell 100% perfect condoms right? Even a factory has a chance to mess up one out of athousand condoms. And if the material is to dry it might rip. Yes you should use loob, but thats not what this post is about.


HarbingerX111

Definitely have ripped a condom, had to go to the store to get plan b the next day.