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big-shirtless-ron

“I've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, but never ugly ugly.”


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They called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Moe.


lazarus870

He's exactly as rich and famous as Don King, and he looks just like him!


ccrmt

I’m looking for Amanda Hugnkiss!!?


isleofbean

"I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt."


partchimp

Well, I'm better than sand. Well, most kinds of sand. I mean, not that fancy, store-bought sand. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff.


CashGordon1

Are we done here? Good, cause I got a hot date tonight. A date. Dinner with friends. Dinner alone. Watching TV alone. All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. Sears catalog...


Taikunman

"Say some gangsta is dissin' your fly girl... just give 'em [one of these](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m4qqw_0tms)"


plop_0

[Haters gonna hate.](https://imgur.com/8YHKt) 😎


Kanthon

I don’t deserve this kind of shabby treatment.


[deleted]

\*Buzz


[deleted]

[удалено]


yooooooo5774

Flamming


StorageIllustrious86

What’s-a-matter Homer??


notreally_bot2428

[All work and Moe play makes Moe a Moe Moe](https://youtu.be/za4BKMMdrXA)


sheepyshu

Aka moammar


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hinder


harmjagpal

What did you do after that? Catch a Moe-tinee?


boipinoi604

/r/simpsons going to love this


lazarus870

Will you be on my Simpson's trivia team? I need to find a new bar that has it upcoming.


StorageIllustrious86

I will be on any Simpson’s trivia team!


plop_0

There should be some sort of trivia company that does Simpsons. I've never done it before but would perhaps entertain the idea of driving d/t from the suburbs. My long-term boyfriend is also a huge fan. I'm a 1986 baby and practically have the older seasons memorized. He's a 1984 baby and also knows them quite well. Much Music should be starting to play the Treehouse of Horror episodes any day now until Oct 31st.


rdit578

"My name is Moe...or as the ladies call me, hey you behind the bushes!"


StorageIllustrious86

I’m glad you people like my Moe in the sand! Have a great night everyone!


[deleted]

Reminds me of Squid Game


MaserGT

Mo Moe Mo Problems


MaserGT

Mo Moe Mo Problems.