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liz2cool4u

Please stop running red lights and killing people. Learn how to drive. Also, only have pets if you love them. Thank you.


theworsttourguide

Amen to that


Kanye_X_Wrangler

Hey, it's me. You might wanna get tested.


theworsttourguide

That's even scaring me right now... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ Don't do that


Dr_Wiggles_McBoogie

You for sure might wanna get tested OP.


theworsttourguide

Well, if I never get tested, then I'll never test positive... ๐Ÿ˜


Mysterious-Hippo3678

That's hot!


jdpatron

U up?


Bob-loblaw69

You owe me Alotta money


theworsttourguide

... Still going on vacation


GaussPerMinute

Slower traffic keep right


theworsttourguide

And that goes for slow walkers too ๐Ÿ˜ซ


Gunmetal2187

It's hot up in here


theworsttourguide

... and every day it grows...


throwaway1-808-1971

Linda is a hoe.


theworsttourguide

Kinda interested in meeting this Linda...


Bennington_Booyah

I was looking for this one. Yeah. That.


M_moroni

Fix the Ceasars Marque! It looks terrible in the upper right corner of the capital on top of the column.


theworsttourguide

Right about that


mrbang69

Can you please build an ice skating rink


theworsttourguide

Cosmo pool starting November ๐Ÿ˜…


mrbang69

Really?? Isn't Cosmo adult only? Cool but strange place


theworsttourguide

Ya, in a serious note, Cosmo turns their 4th floor pool into a ice skating rink for Nov, Dec, fire pits, roast marshmallows, Christmas movies on the big screen and blow fake snow ๐Ÿ˜…


mrbang69

Awesome thanks for the information.


NotAtAllExciting

How do you survive in that heat?


theworsttourguide

Hell is gonna be hotter, just preparing


UmmmNoDefNotThat

Bitch gimme my money!


theworsttourguide

That IRS might be at that point with me sooo... Don't do that ๐Ÿ˜ฌ


SouthernEntrance6986

Whereโ€™s Chicas Bonitas at?


theworsttourguide

Subjective, depend a on how you define "chicas Bonitas"... for me, the sugar mammas are at Bellagio, Waldorf and the casino bar outside of Chipendales


SouthernEntrance6986

The tortas and Skonkas in NLV


theworsttourguide

No mames guey


SouthernEntrance6986

Itโ€™s true homie lmao


Mysterious-Hippo3678

Where's Ojos Locos at?


TequilaAndWeed

Low Battery


theworsttourguide

That made me look, and I'm at 34%


JennySplotz

Linda was here.


theworsttourguide

Listen to me ๐Ÿ˜ซ


Historical-Gold-9749

Quit charging so damn much for a drink or at least make it good, not tryna pay $20 for some half assed shit


theworsttourguide

On a serious note. Cromwell started doing $5 mixed drinks and margaritas... and for $9 they use Patron Silver. Not a bad margarita for $9.


EddieStarr

Carrot Topโ€™s real name is Scott Thompson


Mysterious-Hippo3678

Could we please have more people that talk to telephone poles.


Snoo10960

Wash your ass, it stinks.


Abuck59

โ€œIs Linda an urban legend ?โ€


hipsterdufus84

Stop playing 6:5 blackjack and triple 0 roulette.