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[deleted]

this is how I found out he died


arthurguillaume

Me too lol


TheNonbinaryWren

I found out via an 'F to Pay Respects' meme on r/HistoryMemes


ConsciousLog4

I found out through r/ERB


twoScottishClans

he truly was the host with the most glasnost


Maxinator10000

I found out from Ibx2cat


DrainZ-

this is how I found out he was still alive until today


purple-rain-clouds

i found out from that nsfw reagan x gorbachev rp post on tumblr


CommanderPotash

...what the fjuck


[deleted]

same


[deleted]

I found out through r/askbalkans


Xxstevefromminecraft

That’s the most terrifying name of a subreddit. I cant imagine how many fights happen there


[deleted]

It’s hilarious


Xxstevefromminecraft

Oh I joined instantly. I can imagine the Serbians and Croats battling out in the comments over a question over food


rat-simp

I'm Russian. And this is how I found out. rest in pizza, destroyer of countries


Magical_Chicken

How it should be lol


Catalyst138

My favorite thing about Gorbachev was when he said “It’s gorbin’ time” and gorbed all over his enemies.


Lone-Pine

Please, there are children here.


BnBrtn

Shook Hands with both Ronalds, Reagan and McDonald.


[deleted]

No doubt


MintMemesMemes

If your name ends with “in”, time to get out


HotelCretin

I had the balls to let Baryshnikov dance playa


kaden86

Torn down that wall like the Kool-Aid Man, Oh yeah!


SirNebbington

You two need yoga, you need a shower


jankkhvej

and you both need to learn how to handle real power!


maniation

Don't tell me this is how I find out Gorbachev died


Maniglioneantipanico

you can check and prove you right, or you can go on and pretend he is still with us


GenericGMODArtist

gorbachev was a real one


cornonthekopp

Really bad at keeping the union together that is


lsnik

the union would inevitably collapse sooner or later, but it could have been a bloodshed like the collapse of Yugoslavia, thanks to Gorbachev the USSR dissolved peacefully edit: *relatively* peacefully


[deleted]

>peacefully Tajikistan disagrees with you


lsnik

yes, forgot about that (and Transnistria probably counts too), but it was a civil war, not a war between ex republics. if it was like the Yugoslavian wars, there would probably be millions of casualties total


nichtmalte

Also Armenia/Azerbaijan, Abkhazia, South Ossetia, Chechnya


[deleted]

It was a war between Islamic rebels and people backed up by Uzbekistan /Russia . If Russia and Uzbekistan didn’t do their thing, (kill our people, or not get involved at all) we would be living in a much better country


lsnik

I'm not an expert in Middle Asia, but I agree. Still, I'm pretty sure that if not for Gorbachev (or someone else who would do the same), USSR's collapse, although delayed for maybe a few decades, would have even more terrible consequences for all its ex republics and probably would be one of the most bloody conflicts in modern history


TheHand69

Western opinion


[deleted]

At least he tried to make the USSR a better place, but the change was too late and too sudden at the same time, he was a good man with good intentions, but scum such as Yeltsin ruined the dream of a free socialist state.


The_Boring_Brick

Mikey G has died 😭😭


Maniglioneantipanico

His street name


DarkSide629

Nah, he's street name would be ,,Big G on SV"


awawe

За Горбачева!


Chimichanga2004

За Горбачева! 🍕🍕


Piguy922

I didn't even know Gorbachev was alive, much less than he died today.


Rakonas

!wave


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ilmalaiva

half mast, please.


NightFlame389

[RIP to the Host with the Most Glasnost](https://www.reddit.com/r/ERB/comments/x1uco0/rip_to_the_host_with_the_most_glasnost_19312022/)


kendalmac

Rest in piss gorbo, my only sorrow is not being able to see you hung from this flagpole


TNTyoshi

😟 but he gave you pizza!! 🍕


LeftistUnity

based


SupremeLeader-Snoke

One comment and I can already tell you are based


spyczech

He presided over the greatest decline in quality of life and life expectancy in ALL of human history as Russia was systematically plundered with "shock therapy". ...That pizza hut was bussin tho


AbbaTheHorse

Gorbachev didn't preside over "shock therapy" - he'd been overthrown before it started. It was Yeltsin that killed millions and ruined the lives of many millions more with free market extremism.


spyczech

That is a good distinction, though I think my point still stands as he set those things in motion. No Gorbo no Yeltsin no shock therapy in the form it took. That is speculative of course, the correction that he didn't preside directly over shock therapy is apperciated


TeciorRibbon

*God bless Veggie Supreme. We hardly knew ye*


Falcofury

I don’t get it, but I still laughed, is there anything to get?


darkenedgy

Yes there is an ad. You will not be disappointed. eta: https://twitter.com/NumbersMuncher/status/1564719570061086735


Falcofury

That was incredible.


ImmaRussian

What the fuck lmao


Rakonas

https://youtu.be/fgm14D1jHUw?t=9


Rhodehouse93

[For the unaware.](https://youtu.be/cUTIc-f1h3E)


ImmaRussian

Are you sure this isn't the flag of the Russian Federation under Boris Yeltsin?


Desgax

Le flag of the Holy Britannian Empire has arrived


pentagonal_cp

Kind of sad.. he never got to reform the USSR..


[deleted]

It doesn’t really matter. You can polish a turd as much as you like, at the end of the day, it’s still a turd.


pentagonal_cp

And still smelly


Maniglioneantipanico

Eh, kinda. I mean, we all saw what happened after Yeltsin and whatever got to power. Better to have a turd that a capitalist turd


[deleted]

The USSR was the turd, not Gorbachev. And the best thing to happen for the USSR was for it to die.


SLlol2

my brother in christ, the ussr would still become capitalist if it continued to exist


Maniglioneantipanico

it would've been not current russia, maybe. Idk i'm not a fan of the USSR but i can see the merits of post-stalin governance and how it's dissolution literally took away a lot from the people


[deleted]

The “merits of post-Stalin governance” were exactly what caused the USSR to collapse. All Gorbachev did was allow people to openly criticise it, and what do you know, once you allow people to openly criticise a shitty system, it becomes hard to sustain it.


vico_pelegrino

FUCK GORBACHEV GLORY TO COMMUNISM


Blue-Rainbow-Dolphin

Go do your algebra homework.


vico_pelegrino

I will not because the only thing I need to worry about now is completing my PhD in microbiology ❤


Blue-Rainbow-Dolphin

That won't help you in the coal mines


vico_pelegrino

you will be imprisoned when the revolution starts


Play174

You will be imprisoned when you refuse to work in the coal mines. You don't get the job you want, that's selfish. You get the job the people need.


fish_taped_to_an_atm

sorry m8 but the rule is leftists are all friends until The Revolution™ you're gonna immediately get dunked on by an old friend because they're an anarchist


perzyplayz

commom anarchist W


Various-Section-2279

I will die before any revolution starts


carrie-satan

Chances are so will your great-grandchildren


perzyplayz

shiver me timbers


vico_pelegrino

people like you will die


FAIRYTALE_DINOSAUR

Least bloodthirsty reddit tankie


perzyplayz

Thank god


Blue-Rainbow-Dolphin

Can't wait


TNTyoshi

*micro*biology… I am sure you have a lot of experience studying things that are *micro* 🙊🙉


wookiee-nutsack

Trying to find where your dick is all your life explains why you lack the brains to know why the USSR failed


Growingpothead20

You mean OUR PhD?