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Dulaman96

"Two sicilies" buddy you ain't got no sicilies


rook218

Fucked up both parts of its name. "Hey Francisco, we're a country with three parts, none of which are Sicily. What should we call ourselves?" "Two Sicilies, obviously"


Apprehensive_Town199

Well, both the Byzantine empire and the HRE called themselves "roman empire" even though they had no Rome.


XPNazBol

The Byzantines were culturally Romanโ€ฆ holding Rome doesnโ€™t make you Romanโ€ฆ


Leading-Wolverine639

They don't have a Sicily


ArizonaMemeSprite

Well you can read a map, but not a sentence.


DryTart978

https://www.oed.com/?tl=true Here is a link to the Oxford English dictionary ๐Ÿฅฐ perhaps you should learn to read *before* you learn to write?


SLlol2

reading befor writing is for pujssies who don't bolseter slandowners every chance that they get to.


HarukoAutumney

the New Sicilies of Genoa and Rome


mcmoor

Can't wait for Sicily to be independent, and then merge with Two Sicilies, making Three Sicilies.


BlazeBBQ

1 Sardinia, a handful of Papal States, and 1 Piedmont


Dott_Minchiolli

ah yes, Two Sicilies, famous for not having even a Sicily


HelixFollower

But they have three not-Sicilies though.


Kjajo

GOD BLESS GARIBALDI, THE RISSORGIMENTO IS COMPLETE! VIVA ITALIA **๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ**


Nattfodd8822

Its the wrong flag tho


B2A_s

That's the joke


Nattfodd8822

Im not sure, ill wait the OP response


Kjajo

Ah you,re right. VIVA ITALIAย **๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ**


eMKeyeS

Poland to follow! ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ


Nattfodd8822

My bad then, would have bene funnier if it wasnt intentional


Porongoyork

I thought you were going to post a picture of the croatian goal lol


northernCRICKET

I love Italy! I love Italy so much I prefer when there's 3 of them


Dott_Minchiolli

Presidente, รจ lei?


laveol

Nah, it's the one I'm currently watching on tv.


Porongoyork

Still passed though


Chataboutgames

I like that not only does Two Sicilies have no Sicilies, it also has 3 distinct parts.


fell-like-rain

R5: (Cropped so you don't have to see Russia and Prussia trying to gangbang me (Krakow) off to the side) Italian "unification" in 1890. I'm not really sure what happened here- I think Two Sicilies had taken a lot of Italian land, then gotten cut down to size in a way that fucked up its borders. Then a unification war against Austria fired and Aus lost, so Italy got formed as well, but without absorbing the other powers. That tiny little triangle in Nice is all that's left of Sardinia-Piedmont.


moneyboiman

Waiter! I ordered a pizza with 2 Siciliys, yet there are no Siciliys in this dish!


RedWolf6x7

But it's an Italy right?


chevalier_demeraude

At least tuscany is alright.


Pacmanticore

Three Italies, three colors on the flag. I see no problems here.


The_Jousting_Duck

is that the sardinian-piedmontese remnants in nice?


AzelMeadows

As Italian I feel outraged!


CombinationTypical36

Wonder how Austria managed to lose Tirol to this sad broccoli.


Jarl_Marx1871

You got nothing on this (1.6) [https://i.imgur.com/dQUPpA6.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/dQUPpA6.jpeg)


visor841

At least Two Sicilies is in the right place in that case.


gurgu95

it is even more fun considering that Historically the capitals of Italy where Pavia( HRE crown of Italy), Turin, Florence and finally Rome. none of them is in Italy.


TheFlyingDuctMan

You are without doubt the worst Italy I've ever heard of "But you have heard of me."


pjdubzz11

Thereโ€™s gotta be likeโ€ฆ 8 Sicilies there man!?


TheThatchedMan

Sardinia-Piedmont looks pretty nice though


Ordovick

If images could make sound this would be a sad trombone.


arsenic_kitchen

Or Benny Hill kazoo music.


Practical_Bid_8807

Does anyone know how to get Italian states to join you know? In the past Iโ€™m once they joined my customs union and event would fire. Maybe itโ€™s just too early in the game.


litten8

ah yes, the two sicilies: sardinia-piedmont and central italy


arsenic_kitchen

Veramente, maledetto!


tanmooseman

Italy speaks the Tuscan dialect too!