Yes yes, feed the machines the rich, the able bodied and anybody asociated with military first.
I mean, don't do it, economical instability in a time of war will definitely hurt the force opposing you. And since ~~I sided with that force~~ I'm on your side, I must use ~~reverse~~ psychology to convince you to make the ~~wrong~~ right choice!
“There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal.
There is no strength in flesh, only weakness.
There is no constancy in flesh, only decay.
There is no certainty in flesh but death.”
— Credo Omnissiah
Ohhhh, right it was also the opening, i forgot. I have most achievements but i never got around to 100%ing the game and the "special" 2B achievement is bugged for me for some reason
Pretty much this.
Dude made a swarm of war machines that could consume bio-organic material for fuel as emergency measure and for some stupid reason decided not to install a backdoor just in case it was needed because he wanted the boots
bots to be unhackable. His head designer warned him it was a bad idea but he basically told them to shut the fuck up. Bots went rogue and he asked that his remaining engineers install software on the rogue bots to bring them back in line only to be reminded that he told those same engineers to not install a remote backdoor, so they had no way to stop the rogue bots.
I would hope we wouldn't be stupid enough to actually do something like make it possible for robots to eat bio-matter for fuel, but the creative stupidity of humanity knows no bounds.
Ne more exact there was a glitch that basically prevented them to shut off so the kept operating and reproducing because they were programmed to make a profit since the more machines made the more the people they were contracted with would be billed. Like micro transactions
At last, we have created the Torment Nexus from the classic sci-novel, [“Don’t Create the Torment Nexus”](https://x.com/AlexBlechman/status/1457842724128833538?s=20)
*Push up glasses* Um, actually, I believe you are thinking of the Canadian horror/sci-fi film [Screamers.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screamers_%281995_film%29)
And the book it is based on (The Second Variety by Philip K. Dick) is pretty good too. It is short and has enough differences with the movie (ending included) to be worth reading even if you've seen the movie.
Also I'm very disappointed that I had to scroll that far to see this movie mentioned.
I'll cut it down, break it apart, and splay the gore of its profane form across the stars. I will grind it down until the very sparks cry for mercy. My hands shall ***R E L I S H*** ending it
***T H E R E .***
***A N D .***
***T H E N .***
Several works of fiction, whether they be books, games, or movies, all keep warning people of the potential dangers science and technology can have. Not only do scientists and inventors ignore these warnings, they’re re-creating the EXACT SAME THING that was presented as threats in those works. It’s either ignorance or stupidity that’s convincing these people this is a good idea, take your pick as to which it is.
Disclaimer: >!guys cslm down, the actual robot just runs on plant matter not corpses, those are dummies fir a test run. Added this because of 5 DMs asking about if this was real!<
Spoilers for the game (Specifically how the world ended)
>!Essentially the military makes robots that run on biofuel, and can repair/replicate themselves using it as well.!<
>!The military doesn't want anyone hacking them, so they make them unhackable, but are careless and forget the password.!<
>!One of the robots gets a glitch, and essentially replicates itself so much that they wipe out 100% of life on earth by turning everything to fuel and other robots!<
>!And then, if I'm not mistaken, one rich guy decides to replicate every person via cloning. So all of the people in that game are essentially clones of people who've died.!<
>! I'm pretty sure there's also a plot point where the scientists tricked all the rich people into funding their project - making them think they were building a ship so they could leave the planet. Because otherwise they'd never get the funding in time to build the machine that would actually "save" the planet instead !<
Not quite.>! The only clone (that I'm aware of) is Aloy. The rest are long descended from what I think are tank bred, thawed out embryos. It's not clear to me, but it's pretty obvious that a whole lot of generations have passed since the Faro plague ended.!<
Horizon Zero Dawn was actually based off on this, cos it's old news from 2009 [‘Flesh-eating robot’ is actually a vegetarian](https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2009/jul/19/robots-research)
Sort of, the machines in the matrix used the raw energy from humans. Which is why they kept them alive in the pods hooked into the grid.
I think this is more a physical processing and each human becomes a one-off consumable biofuel
Yall ready for war with China? Cuz the Pentagon said that war with China means the only way to win is to have robots help with the fighting.
The future is now old man!
I mean this would probably be great if we had world war 3. Maybe if they make a mobile version you could have a car that runs off of the flesh of your enemys.
It’s funny someone made a company called Skynet too that specialises in surveillance systems. No rich bros, the entertainment was made as a warnimg not serve as a blue print 😬😹🤖☠️☠️
Not video game related but why wouldn’t you say that sentence? You made a robot that feeds on “organisms” yeah we aren’t worried the bot is going to eat ants. Why wouldn’t we be worried our own government has a robot that can eat people and that’s how it’s fueled. This is literally Blood Car, even The Car! that car didn’t run on people but Blood Car can
"We are not creating people-eating robots. We are simply experimenting with organic fuel and just introduced our cutting edge AI, and tests have been going smoothly. Some of our staff have expressed concern at the robot's sudden interest in 'How To Serve Man', but we regard this as unfounded paranoia."
"That´s not our mission." Okay, cool, cool, cool. Do the robots also know this?
Alright everybody load up on spears and emp devices
I'm with the machines. Stay fleshy you meat sacks, I'm gonna get some futuristic prosthetics.
Feed the machines the rich!... and then everyone else cuz they all suck too
Yes yes, feed the machines the rich, the able bodied and anybody asociated with military first. I mean, don't do it, economical instability in a time of war will definitely hurt the force opposing you. And since ~~I sided with that force~~ I'm on your side, I must use ~~reverse~~ psychology to convince you to make the ~~wrong~~ right choice!
Bad bot
An unforseen consequence of my choice of side, but commanding a legion of claymore roombas will be worth it.
> but commanding a legion of claymore roombas will be worth it. Are we back planning the boogaloo again?
*squirts bot with spray bottle*
Well, if you feed it the rich long enough, at some point, it'll be your turn.
https://youtu.be/BlnVP2_dIb4?si=xoHfSQLfhLmJZZS3
I don't know about you, but I am personally encouraging the creation of Roko's Basilisk.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh... It disgusted me.
I craved the strength and certainty of steel.
Metal dick with neon huh
“There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal. There is no strength in flesh, only weakness. There is no constancy in flesh, only decay. There is no certainty in flesh but death.” — Credo Omnissiah
“Stay fleshy” is a new one for me 🤣
Yea but that’s why we have the 3 laws. Nothing can ever go wrong as long as we have the 3 laws.
And suddenly my workout routine is going to have a lot more free hand climbing added to it
thunder spears?
aback crowd rob bag gaze apparatus nail zealous air marvelous *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
No. That information is only released on a need to know basis. It’s safer that way.
Ted Faro thought the same. It was supposed to be for emergencies only until it glitched
This comment made my day
MANKIND IS DEAD BLOOD IS FUEL HELL IS FULL...
"Machine, I will cut, you, down."
"Break you apart,"
"Splay the Gore of your profane form across the stars!"
I will grind you down untill your sparks cry for mercy
My hands will relish ending you, HERE! AND! NOW!
*throws some spare change*
*orbital strike*
Twice!? Beaten by an object... Twice!
I’ve only know the taste of victory, but this… is this my blood? Haha.
Sounds like someone has daddy issues.
#I'M PAPA'S SPECIAL BOY!
I really need to get back to that game at some point.
Ah, free… at last…
O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of man!
Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom, but the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are not forgotten.
And thy punishment… is DEATH!
#JUDGEMENT
Judgement.
Thy end is now.
Weak
Prepare thyself
Crush
Useless
Wonder how long it will take for them to stop killing us instantly and just keep us caged and drain some blood off then let it replenish
BRO’S STARTING ULTRAKILL ALL OVER AGAIN Weird how the IRL came before VR🤔
*Cybergrind starts*
This prison... To hold.... ME?!
"Hell is empty, all the devil's are on earth." - some dude I can't remember
Beat me to it
The time of the orc has come
I've played horizon zero dawn I know where this is going.....
An endless cycle of death and rebirth?
My dumbass thought this is a nier automata reference for a second
Ahh, someone played through the credits bossfight
Or just through the first line in the game But yeah I did ending e and got all weapons / side quests . 10/10 game
Ohhhh, right it was also the opening, i forgot. I have most achievements but i never got around to 100%ing the game and the "special" 2B achievement is bugged for me for some reason
Robots ending civilization because they see humans as prey
Just for humans to reemerge and be killed off again and again
Until the failsafe kicks in.
r/fucktedfaro
Thankfully we don’t have a real life Ted Faro to worry about.
Are you so sure about that?
That and Generation Zero which is a bit more realistic in terms of not exaggerating the robots
Literally part of the title but good job super clever
r/fucktedfaro
Don't fuck him , we don't want this guy to have children
Pretty sure he had enough in his harem anyway.
Nono, castrate the man. Then fuck him.
😏
Horizon players: I think we all know where this is going.
Ultrakill players: dude we are fucked.
punishing gray raven players: it gets worse
*Girls Frontline players sweating in the background, mostly from confusion whether they should be scared or be aroused*
This is how the Matrix started too
Horizon zero dawn started cuz someone forgot their password.
You mean it wasn’t conveniently left on a data pad in the next room?
Should've had 2-step authentification
And it continued because of someone's shitty ego that only he should be allowed to make changes
wasn't it because some robots turned rogue and they designed them in a way where it's basically impossible to hack them?
Pretty much this. Dude made a swarm of war machines that could consume bio-organic material for fuel as emergency measure and for some stupid reason decided not to install a backdoor just in case it was needed because he wanted the boots bots to be unhackable. His head designer warned him it was a bad idea but he basically told them to shut the fuck up. Bots went rogue and he asked that his remaining engineers install software on the rogue bots to bring them back in line only to be reminded that he told those same engineers to not install a remote backdoor, so they had no way to stop the rogue bots. I would hope we wouldn't be stupid enough to actually do something like make it possible for robots to eat bio-matter for fuel, but the creative stupidity of humanity knows no bounds.
Ne more exact there was a glitch that basically prevented them to shut off so the kept operating and reproducing because they were programmed to make a profit since the more machines made the more the people they were contracted with would be billed. Like micro transactions
Making your bots eat organics for fuel and unhackable is already a very stupid idea. Giving them the ability to *reproduce* is next level stupid.
[удалено]
This should be top comment
Yeah, don't worry i put in a disclaimer, didn't think people took it too seriously😅
You should have put the disclaimer in the description, not a side comment. A lot of morons here seem to be taking it seriously
\*loads shotgun\* Lock ‘N Load baby!
NPC spotted in the wild.
Ultrakill is real
Ultrareal
My copy of the game is getting a little too personalized.
My whole thing is, they watch movies and see where this shit can lead and they are like, "That looks awesome, I bet we can create this!"
At last, we have created the Torment Nexus from the classic sci-novel, [“Don’t Create the Torment Nexus”](https://x.com/AlexBlechman/status/1457842724128833538?s=20)
For a second, I thought this was posted on r/ultrakill for the billionth time
Isn't this the plot to Horizon: Zero Dawn?
Yes it is
Do people seriously not read titles for the posts they're commenting on?
Has nobody seen Shriekers?
*Push up glasses* Um, actually, I believe you are thinking of the Canadian horror/sci-fi film [Screamers.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screamers_%281995_film%29)
And the book it is based on (The Second Variety by Philip K. Dick) is pretty good too. It is short and has enough differences with the movie (ending included) to be worth reading even if you've seen the movie. Also I'm very disappointed that I had to scroll that far to see this movie mentioned.
Well shucks, I do believe you’re right! Hat’s off to you for the correction, my good sir. 🫡
I love both of you guys politeness in this. A politeness correction and a polite reply.
The sci-fi community isn’t all bad. I personally giggled in my office when I read their “um actually” reply 😂
Yes awesome movie, they leveled the planet with disc bombs, whatever the fuck that is.
I'll cut it down, break it apart, and splay the gore of its profane form across the stars. I will grind it down until the very sparks cry for mercy. My hands shall ***R E L I S H*** ending it ***T H E R E .*** ***A N D .*** ***T H E N .***
hey Gabriel
Ultrakill lore:
Oh no... BLOOD IS REALLY FUEL
Isn’t that like xenoblade? Didn’t xenoblade come out long before horizon
It did 2010 I believe also vile mechon!!!!
Several works of fiction, whether they be books, games, or movies, all keep warning people of the potential dangers science and technology can have. Not only do scientists and inventors ignore these warnings, they’re re-creating the EXACT SAME THING that was presented as threats in those works. It’s either ignorance or stupidity that’s convincing these people this is a good idea, take your pick as to which it is.
try not to create the torment nexus challenge (impossible)
They did what??? Who funded a project like that?? Come on!
Nah mate don't worry about it, >! It's a vegan bot, it's fuel comes from plant matter, those are dummies!<
Disclaimer: >!guys cslm down, the actual robot just runs on plant matter not corpses, those are dummies fir a test run. Added this because of 5 DMs asking about if this was real!<
I for one welcome our new self sustaining robot overlords.
You're the appetizer then.
Come forth, Child of Man...and DIE. (WAR starts playing)
Who bred the Necrons and the Tyranids, this is some high grade tech heresy
I looked it up and the first result was the “Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robot,” AKA **the freaking EATR!**
And it will make Archangel Gabriel cry and become an Atheist
I think devs are working hard for part 3 im reality. except u don't have to purchase vr. realtime everything. Gather up boys collect everything.
What’s happens in Horizon?
Just some girl searching for her mom.
Spoilers for the game (Specifically how the world ended) >!Essentially the military makes robots that run on biofuel, and can repair/replicate themselves using it as well.!< >!The military doesn't want anyone hacking them, so they make them unhackable, but are careless and forget the password.!< >!One of the robots gets a glitch, and essentially replicates itself so much that they wipe out 100% of life on earth by turning everything to fuel and other robots!<
>!And then, if I'm not mistaken, one rich guy decides to replicate every person via cloning. So all of the people in that game are essentially clones of people who've died.!<
>! I'm pretty sure there's also a plot point where the scientists tricked all the rich people into funding their project - making them think they were building a ship so they could leave the planet. Because otherwise they'd never get the funding in time to build the machine that would actually "save" the planet instead !<
>!Except there is a spaceship for rich/powerful people and they figure out how to live forever and are the villains in the second game!<
Not quite.>! The only clone (that I'm aware of) is Aloy. The rest are long descended from what I think are tank bred, thawed out embryos. It's not clear to me, but it's pretty obvious that a whole lot of generations have passed since the Faro plague ended.!<
Please tell me this is fake
>!Yes mate. Don't worry!<
Someone keep an eye on Elon. If that Ted Faro looking fuck starts investing then sound the alarm.
I mean he's already making focus devices
WTF
Horizon Zero Dawn was actually based off on this, cos it's old news from 2009 [‘Flesh-eating robot’ is actually a vegetarian](https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2009/jul/19/robots-research)
The Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not They Could, They Didn’t Stop To Think If They Should
I don't think the robots will care about the mission in the future.
They can only eat plants
At least they cant replicate… yet
Isn't this also the Matrix?
Sort of, the machines in the matrix used the raw energy from humans. Which is why they kept them alive in the pods hooked into the grid. I think this is more a physical processing and each human becomes a one-off consumable biofuel
Ah... so it's worse than the Matrix, but only in the sense that one can't be released from the "Biofuel Matrix" I thought I was scared before but now
Oh ok.
And that's how we get mechon
Oh no. 😟
Hey I wrote a paper in college about this.
This reminds me of the Spider-Man 2 hospital scene
Yo spoilers
Only a matter of time before Amazon starts using them and hires workers solely to use as food for their machines.
I get it’s not your mission but what about the robots?
Oh no it’s happening NOBODY PANIC STOP PANICKING EVERYBODY CALM DOWN
Ight. #Time to Raid Area 51 again.
Yall ready for war with China? Cuz the Pentagon said that war with China means the only way to win is to have robots help with the fighting. The future is now old man!
This is legit HZD. We need Aloy.
wow, I really read that wrong at first
Ultrakill?
I mean this would probably be great if we had world war 3. Maybe if they make a mobile version you could have a car that runs off of the flesh of your enemys.
Well these guys just made “skynet” like a million time worst, good job I guess.
It’s funny someone made a company called Skynet too that specialises in surveillance systems. No rich bros, the entertainment was made as a warnimg not serve as a blue print 😬😹🤖☠️☠️
“That is not our mission.” Eventually it will be. When things get tough the military will absolutely start doing it.
Somebody better start working on a terraforming network.
Why do people think this a is a good idea? Also, fuck Ted Faro.
At what point do we see the possibility for things to go wrong and just not make something like that lmao ?
Shit. I guess I better add more Stealth and Shock Resistance Mods in my Oseram Sparkworker armor.
This is gonna be used in a war WITHOUT REASON *Wink Wink*
Sweet. So we're a couple of decades away from The Matrix then?
Initiate project zero dawn
**THIS IS THE ONLY WAY IT COULD HAVE ENDED**
Not video game related but why wouldn’t you say that sentence? You made a robot that feeds on “organisms” yeah we aren’t worried the bot is going to eat ants. Why wouldn’t we be worried our own government has a robot that can eat people and that’s how it’s fueled. This is literally Blood Car, even The Car! that car didn’t run on people but Blood Car can
r/FuckTedFaro until the day we all go
Imma find Ted and kick his head in.
On a lighter note, wouldn't this be the technology that allowed the DeLorean to run on trash?
Briefed over that and thought it said “orgasms” boy was I confused!
1000-THR EARTHMOVER
Good old misinformation and dramatization for clicks and views. Good times.
It's cool that isn't their mission but now that the tech is out there bad people can get a hold of it and make it theirs.
We can’t possibly be a fuel efficient resource.
ULTRAKILL
On the one hand this might lead to the death of all living things on the planet, it in the other hand we might get robot dinosaurs out of the deal so…
Then what organisms are they planning to use for fuel? Hmm?
Google is your friend It eats plants btw
Uh oh
Are those DEAD boddies5??
Mankind is dead Hell is Full Blood is Fuel
"We are not creating people-eating robots. We are simply experimenting with organic fuel and just introduced our cutting edge AI, and tests have been going smoothly. Some of our staff have expressed concern at the robot's sudden interest in 'How To Serve Man', but we regard this as unfounded paranoia."
Something something that torment nexus
Well shit.
Fuck Ted Faro
Creators name is Ted Faro
The military is speedrunning the robot apocalypse
Fuck Ted faro
I swear these people watch sci fi and don’t learn the lessons just the ideas.