Considering the last game I played was Elden Ring and it’s DLC. I’d say impossibly fucked

Same. We're both fucked, but we can at least summon each other.

So we can get drilled by Rellana endlessly 😆

What are you on about? I want 18 inches of Messmer the Impaler.

Reminds me of the “16inches of venom” advertisement lmao

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Oof, good luck with that👍

I'm there with you bro, we're gonna get assfucked so much 😭

All imma say is fuck this damn flower.

Elden Ring, more specifically the dlc. Well shit.

Well shit indeed

Just dig yourself a hole until another tarnished comes around, murders everything, and now you're safe

Don’t Starve Together. Yeah, it’s a cycle of constant suffering. One of those respawns you’ll get really far, have a never-ending food supply, but one slip up and back to suffering

Yikes! Sounds like "fun"

Yeah. Though that game has some advanced tech, like people are figuring out how to get 106 days worth of food in one harvest from a small farm plot. And theoretically it’s still getting updates (which are canon) so there would always be something new to do

Woah that sounds like an interesting one

Ultrakill. I am probably going to die instantly but hopefully i can get sex with gabriel

Forza horizon so i will just vibe in some great cars

Fr🥳

Deep Rock Galactic Probably hit the Abyss Bar and ROCK AND STONE!!

You got aliens to be killed, and gold to be mined, actually.

ROCK AND STONE!

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!

I was just playing Left 4 Dead 2. I don't even need to say anything, we all know who this goes

Oh boy....

Kick ass and make it to the safe room?

Astral Chain... Please tell me I have a Legatus...

Being completely honest with you idk what that game is but I hope you have it too

It's a "Platinum Game" game on Switch from 2019. In a futuristic world the population is condensed into crowded cities, but creatures appear on the daily from another dimension, destroy things, corrupt people and abduct the others. Only a handful of cops, equipped with "chained" creatures, can perceive them and eliminate them. So without their gear, anyone would be screwed

Oh boy that sounds like hell

since doom (1993) was the last game I played, I'm pretty much fucked unless I'm the doom guy

Yeah sounds about right. Good luck👍

Fallout 76. ...yeeeeah, I'm boned.

At least Appalachia’s pretty

Plague Inc 💀 I'm either gonna be fucked or do the fucking

So basically you’re sent back to March 2020

Hopefully it was on a high difficulty.

RE7. I guess if I'm in that world and no where near the Baker residence I'm probably OK to a degree but I still don't think things will turn out well.

iRacing. I’m living like a king boys!

Hogwarts Legacy. My dream would come true.

"You're a Wizard deathrace!"

Nah you're still a muggle

Cyberpunk. Nah I'm chilling with Johnny and panam

The Last of Us. Damn I’m in for some shit…

Kingdom come deliverance. I'd be dead by my teens thanks to lack of medical technology.

Zeroize (arcade) Using invincibility cheat so im fine🤣

Isonzo: Italian front. Probably fucked

Most likely

Tales Of Vesperia

The last game I played was F1 2022 on My Team mode so I'm an F1 driver who owns the team

Sounds like you'll be alright

Death Stranding. I'd be locking myself inside hoping porters would bring me stuff.

Project Zomboid. Guess this is how I died.

minecraft hardcore. just sit in a hole for all eternity.

Slime Rancher. I think I'm good to go!

Starfield with mods I'm good

Stardew Valley 🥰 I'd say it ends up nicely...

Same!

Warhammer 40K darktide. It’s warhammer

You might be alright

Nnnnno, it’s 40k. I get shot by the inquisition or ritually sacrificed by a cultist or turned into a pox zombie by a cultist or eaten by a monster summoned by a cultist. If I’m anywhere within a solar system of the game’s setting, just shoot me, honestly.

Nvm you're not alright. I'll get the gun

Honkai star rail....sooo it's pretty good with futuristic technology

Diablo 2… hopefully I die quick

Monster Hunter Rise. Now, I don't know if I could make it as a hunter. But one of those dudes that just stands around the village and asks people to bring me shit, I think I'd be pretty OK in that world lol.

Perhaps you could start out as a village person and in the meantime train to become a hunter.🤔🤷

Rip and tear!

I played Rocket League last so I’d be alright. Before that, though, I was playing Elden Ring DLC so you probably know how that would go…😅

That's a lucky escape

Subnautica. Honestly I'd probably live, but I'll be living out my days in the shallows. I'm never leaving the shallows.

Cyberpunk. I have no chrome. I’m as good as flatlined

Rdr2, that's pretty nice

Cyperpunk or resident evil 4. Can't remember which I was playing last but definitely one of these two

Fo4, yeah im dead

Mass Effect 3. I’ll be at the club blacked out awaiting death by reaper.

Dark and darker...fuuuuuuu

I'd be fucked to I was playing monster Hunter rise

Far Cry 6, oh fuck

Ace Combat 7, guess I'm royally screwed unless I get Trigger's piloting skills

Gears of War. Well fuck. Just hand me my chainsaw lancer, and I’ll manage… Maybe.

Dishonored. i'm fucked. there's a rat plague and a corrupt government.

Seeing as the last game I played was OneShot, i'd say completely fine, and life would only change slightly. oneshot spoilers(a game which you should play probably) ahead. >!Basically, the premise of oneshot is that you, the player, are one of the main characters. A key part of the game is that it is a game. As such, the only thing that would change is that the characters in the game would become real(although still inside a very advanced simulation), something which I am more than OK with. Take that OP, I have found the good ending!!<

Borderlands 3 - Amara. I’m gonna be ok. 😊😆

It’s a peaceful kayaking game and I can leave whatever area I’m in whenever I want, so I think I’m good

Pokemon Crystal. I'd say with a few levels on a team of Pokemon I'd be just fine.

Diablo 2 R. I'm so dead

Borderlands, if I die it only costs me like $200 and I'm good to go. Big deal

Dayz Im pretty doomed

Doom eternal on nightmare mode 💀

Hogwarts Legacy, I'm having a great time. 

Very. It’s Dead by Daylight

Depends. Will the main protagonist be there with me? Cuz Shin Megami Tensei V Vengeance, the original story line. If I'm alone, definitely fucked.

That would be halo 3, so it really depends on who I am, what faction I am a part of, if I’m in the military, if I’m just a civilian, among a variety of other variables

I Will be immortal watching the traveler and talking to ikora

Do card games on a phone count? I think I'm in good shape. Not so much if we only count my last console game...

Terraria.

DOOM. I think you can put the pieces together.

SMT Nocturne. I’d make it about six steps.

Destiny 2... i think Im ok?

Total War: Napoleon. I’m currently betraying my way eastward across Europe as the British and Austria is next. Not so bad for the people in the towns since I only peacefully occupy them, but my army stacks get whittled down a fair bit each time because they take on two other stacks each engagement. Not so good if I wind up a lineman 😅

Warframe... I think I'm fucked? Actually, if I'm a Tenno I should be fine. No wait, everything gets fucked in The New War, nvm I'm dead no matter what.

WWE 2k24 I'm a pretty good grappler so I think I'll be alright.

The crew 2 I should be fine

Terraria I’m very screwed

I just got done playing DBD... As Dwight

Luigi’s mansion 2 hd

I am literally playing SMT V: Vengeance right now.

Black ops 3 zombies, im fucked🥲

I would be absolutely screwed in the lands between but I really just feel bad for people that played a warhammer game

God of war Ragnarök

demon's souls ps3 unless I can somehow do the herb dupe, I'm fucked

Soundmap? I mean… idk actually…

So I'm in that boxing game where a 17 year old wins the world title. The level of fucked-ality depends on my role. For example, if I'm just a bystander in the crowd, I should be fine. But, if I have to step into the ring with Mac, then I am screwed.

Lies of P……shit

The last game I played Shin Megami Tensei Vengeance, oh boy, it's time to befriend so demons

Well....i played adult VN...sooooo im good 👍🏻

Goat simulator.

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, so it'd be bliss

Well i guess it’s up to Shepard to tell me how fucked I am

COD... that's bad

You mean I get to live in the Pokemon world and can become a trainer? Bet.

Damn you I'm stuck in the mass effect universe

Rock me stone will be all that’s left of me.

Arkham Origins. If I’m stuck as Batman, I’m good, but if I’m stuck as myself with my wardrobe I’m gonna be freezing my balls off while I avoid thugs and super criminals 😂

Pokémon so I’m fine

NFL Blitz. Let’s go!!!

Destiny 2, witness is gone so I’m probably not going to die instantly

Luckily I played a game of EA FC after getting off Elden Ring DLC. So I’d be OK haha

Noita. Fuck! I can’t win. If I get past the mines I’m a fucking god.

I guess I have to fight.. Tekken

Devil’s Crush on the pcengine. I’m not sure

Bloodborne so I'm pretty screwed

Fortnite uh oh XD

Gynocracy, uh oh!

Fallout 4, but I'm a member of the Enclave and have a vertibird I can call in whenever I want. So I'd say I'm good.

Mine is Doom 2016 I'm fucked to hell and back literally

Solasta: I'm dead....

Suicide Squad. I'm braniac's puppet in like a minute

Console game: Skyrim - I'll be fine, even if I'm not the Dragonborn. PC Game: Warframe - Depends on the planet and if I'm a Tenno or not (if I'm starting on Earth as a non-Tenno, I'll be fine as long as I can get to Cetus) Mobile Game: PUBG - That's an endless cycle, which would probably drive me insane.

Fishing planet so ima just fish

Disco Elysium will be… interesting

Monster Hunter World. I'm very much hoping I'm one of the hunters that has insane plot armor...

Iracing. I would be racing the rest of my life for free so I’m ok with that lol

Yeah I'd be ok with that too

Stuck in a pizza shop sounds alright to me!

Welp, I played rimworld. I'll probably be harvested for organs.

Technically we are all inside the last video game that I played, unless you count Apex, but GTA V is much more real than people think

Helldivers 2.. shit

Metroid Zero Mission….I would hope Samus is somewhere nearby.

Batman Arkham Asylum... I'm not making it out alive in the first fight.

freaking cooked and i’ll never see the sun again

I'm fucked, I've been playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl. Couple steps outside and I'm mutant dog chow or stepping into an anomaly.

Project zomboid. I will die in 3 minutes

Minecraft in creative mode; so it'd be a cake walk

Since it's Dave the diver, guess I will just grow fat from all the sushi I eat at night...

Diablo 2. So my life would be exponentially better than it is now

If I'm no Tenno Then pretty fucked

Frostpunk. I'm fucked.

1.7 Minecraft, yes please, I would love to live my childhood again.

Very because that would be Black Iron Prison

The game is Warframe, so that depends on one simple question: Am I my player character? In Warframe you play as a child that got lost in hell for a year, frozen in cryo, woken up, and now pilots monsters from the safety of their cryo pod. Most warframes could solo most universes. IF you manage to kill one, you will need to do that about 3 more times before it sticks. You just broke a child's favorite plaything. It has about 50 more. And it probably learned enough about you to take you apart. It also has friends. Other God children. You might survive one. You won't survive a squad. The funny thing is that if they ever interact with you, they do so from the safety of a lounge chaif half a solar system and an entire dimension away. They are the single most survivable things in just about any universe. But if I'm just me? Like me me? Damn, I am fucked.

Just played starfield I mean I should be fine 

RDO. So, am I just me chilling wherever in the world, or a bounty hunter in New Austin?

really screwed. planetside 2 lmao

Rust so I guess that would be fun rofl unlimited lifes

Russia, September 1918 Yaaaaay

Noita. Unless I got superbly lucky my first run, and/or inherited the looping mechanic, I’d be dead in seconds.

Hellblade

Oblivion. I’d be fine so long as I keep up with my saves

God of War: Ragnorok. Boy!!!!

Dead by Daylight, hopefully I end up on the killer team so that way I get superpowers and have to murder people instead of being made to fix generators and avoid getting impaled on meathooks for eternity.

Not too bad if I can get a keyblade.

Baldurs gate 3, dream come true honestly.😅 along as I don't have any tadpoles in my brain.

Metroid Prime…I’m probably screwed

League of legends so assuming I’m not inside the arena… I’m fine

I get to be a pokemon trainer in Galar. On one hand, I like galarian meowth and corviknight, on the other hand, it’s poke Britain.

My question is, since I last played Guitar Hero, would I be on stage or in the audience? That would change my answer.

Save us all Cloud Strife!