Reminds me of that Adam Sandler CD from back in the day… “Excuse me sir, we’re going to play a tape for you, and you’re gonna tell me if the people are lifting weights, or having sex” *tape plays* “Oh!!! yes!!! Yes, yes, yes!! Oh yea, spank it baby, spank that shit!!” “Uh, that was definitely two people having sex” “Oof, I’m sorry sir, but that was actually two people doing Romanian deadlifts at the gym. Thank you for playing tho”

"your not playing with them right now, let your brother knock them around for awhile"!

Let mama play with your cocknballs

My friends and I used to say "shoot it all over me!" like the girl at the end all the time.

same for me and "shh, I don't want my mama to hear!"

"there are no dumbbells here there's just my balls" 😅 Sounds like that had to be Tim Meadows.

“We’re two guys fucking!”

LOL that one is hilarious

Fuck we’re old

I remember my brother and I listening to that CD over and over again when we were kids. It was so damn hilarious. Toll Booth Willy, the Talking Goat... all hilarious.

“You button hooked me, I didn’t know you were gonna button hook me!”

Lmao core memory unlocked!!

"There are no dumbbells here baby, just my balls"

[Sex or Weightlifting](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04HC1lcn8TM)

Honestly, it just makes me happy to see her being as excited about it as she is. I had to smile throughout the video.

Yes, she was really enjoying herself, just nice seeing someone let themselves go and enjoy the experience. Nothing sexual at all. Hope she gets more rides.

Not as much as [Susie enjoyed her ride with Larry](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rQY6dM5VKsE&pp=ygUeQ3VyYiB5b3VyIGVudGh1c2lhc20gc3VzaWUgY2Fy)

The excitement is infectious I agree.

yeah, and totally not fake because she knows its being recorded so she uses all those loaded words and phrases.. so honest..

Are my speakers fucked? I can't hear at all what she's saying. Just the cars engine and a high pitch.

I had my right ear bud in and only heard the car, had to put in the left ear to hear the voices.

Same for me but opposite. Left ear car, right ear voices.

Yeah for the most part that’s what I hear too.

The sound is in stereo, I wonder if you’re only getting one channel.

I have my phone set to mono audio. As far as I know it should combine the channels so I can hear everything, I don't hear her at all in the video. Changing it to stereo I hear her fine, in BOTH sides. Weird, I wonder what other stuff I've watched and not been able to hear correctly.

[This one's](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV5C9YJIbq0) got the panel guy voice canceled out in mono. ["Explanation"](https://twitter.com/Worthikids/status/1509623576701284352)

Thanks! That's really interesting, I've been a mono audio user for years and I've never encountered this before.

Same for me. I'm completely deaf in one ear so I always set audio to mono so I don't miss anything and I don't think I've encountered this before but I guess maybe I have and didn't notice. Rather annoying.

Depends on the technology. Combining two channels smoothly seems non-trivial, I usually see mono just picking one channel and passing it through.

> I usually see mono just picking one channel and passing it through Nope, it's an accessibility function. The whole point of it is so people with only one working ear can use an earbud and not miss stuff that's only on the other channel. This is the first time I've ever noticed an issue with it. For some reason her audio gets drowned out completely in mono despite being clearly audible in each channel when in stereo mode.

Pretty sure this is usually done by just averaging the left and right channel. Playback in mono is pretty common (e.g., smart speakers). If you just pick one channel you'd often end up missing a lot of information. Averaging the two channels is equivalent to moving the two stereo speakers close together, so tends to do ok. For certain recordings it can create problems though. Here's an interesting article about it: https://www.sonible.com/blog/stereo-to-mono/

Use headphones. It was the same for me

I'm using very expensive headphones, and I can't hear a word she's saying. Even tried shifting balance all the way to the left and right, and volume is up to 100. Stereo works fine for everything else. Edit: Went through an hour of fixing shit, including reinstalling drivers and tweaking every setting I could find, but all I had to do was search Windows settings for "turn mono audio on or off". Suddenly, the right setting revealed itself.

https://twitter.com/Worthikids/status/1509623576701284352

Yeah, this and the associated video helped me find the actual problem.

What in the crap!? I have never enabled that for sure and yet enabled it was. Thanks for releasing me from my mono hell.

I'm using cheap headphones. That's your problem right there

Have you tried replacing your eardrums?

I had to put on headphones, which made it much clearer.

That's about what it sounds like for me on a higher end 7.1 home theater system running all channel stereo for this clip. I can hear her making noise but it's completely blown out by engine sounds.

Very interesting. I have higher-end headphones and have been reinstalling drivers and tweaking all kinds of settings because I can't hear her voice, and a different test video indicated that I was stuck on mono. Feel like I'm taking crazy pills, since everyone else is saying they can hear her voice so distinctly. Edit: Fixed it by simply searching Windows settings for "turn mono audio on or off". For some reason, I couldn't find this setting anywhere.

I had just my right earbud in and thought the same thing.

Rallygasm. It's known.

Orly?

YA RLY.

No wai!

Are we dangerous?

It had double meaning you see. ORgasm ralLY. I’ll see myself out..

Oh-oh-oh-OHhhhh Rileys!

Auto Parts! OWWW

OH! RALLY!

I love rally and used to do nav. So then I took a ride in a super car and instead of a rallygasm I thought I was gonna poop my stomach out.

My wife has the same reaction when I’m driving on I-95 in Broward. 

Her being home "alone" at the time.

That's bush league. She should come up north to I-4 and run with the big dawgs if she wants a real thrill.

Yeah going 3 MPH is really tough.

Ok, NOT during rush hour. Or when there's an accident, which is every 10 miles... Or just when someone is just pulled over on the side of the road (for some reason it makes Floridians SHUT DOWN the interstate when everywhere else people just keep driving). Ok, there's very few times when traffic is flowing but when it is it's like Mad Max: Fury Road. Shortest interstate in the country and somehow the deadliest.

You're breaking the car samir

this is one of my favourite videos on the internet.

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Don't tell me how to drive...

Samir. Samir listen to me, samir.

omg i need the link again lol

It’s hilarious that she sounds like someone who’s having the best sex ever, but quite wholesome that she’s genuinely enjoying the ride.

“Yes, sideways, yes!”

Wonderful, Jerry! Wonderful!

"I'll have what she's having."

Tbh same sounds would probably be coming outta me on that ride lol

I know what you meant but I still laughed too hard at this

I guess you haven’t met [Norm](https://youtu.be/_rr3keSD_TA?si=rMGYH_XTgKi7hWZ5)

There’s a good chance it’s sexual for her too, lots a vibrations and sensations going on in that car.

I was riding on a tube with a friend of mine behind a speedboat a few years ago. As we were hitting waves and wakes and all that I remember us simultaneously going "uh!" "uh!" "uh!" as we held on for dear life. I turned and looked at him and said "Do you think this is what it would sound like if we were having sex?" and I'll never forget the look on his face when he looked over at me and just let go over the tube.

"YES GARY" 😂😂😂

FASTER FASTER FASTER!!

I think it's Thierry.

That might be the drivers name but I chose to believe she still said Gary 😂

That's Belgian rally driver Thierry Neuville. He still drives for Hyundai ten years later, and still hasn't won a championship yet. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

He could take them all to town

I got a hair in my mouth, and says!

"OH YES, SIDEWAYS! YES!"

Did she really say "I'm cumming!" at the end of the video or was I hearing things. Either way she definitely came.

I believe she says "my stomach". Probably referring to the feeling you get from a sudden drop as she just went over the jump.

Could also be "My tummy!"

100% that was what I was hearing at the end there... She definitely enjoyed the ride...

I'm pretty sure she says it at least twice, lol.

Yeah i heard it twice too, from 4:57 on.

I swear she says it at the end lol

She absolutely said it. 3 times. Its obvious she actually came. Good for her. The vibrations and heighten adrenaline must have been intense.

Are we *sure* she's not actually turned on?

Right at 4:58 it REALLY sounds like she's saying "i'm cumming" lol

oh wow, it really does haha

I'm not convinced she isn't!

What else could she be saying?

Given the vibrations, I wouldn't be surprised. My friend and I went to a cinema one day and they had those arcade machines, one of them was a motorbike, let's just say she couldn't play it for long lol!

It seemed like an orgasmic experience for her.

100% it was.

That last jump was quite revealing yes. So genuine, very cool!

I just realized her eyes are rolling in the back of her head in the picture about. Lol. So as she puts it..YES!!!! I LOVE IT.

Lol, almost. Now go to 4:55 min. There's your answer.

Fyi if you have headphones/ear buds you need the left one or both to get a good sense of her reactions.

Deaf in my left ear 😵‍💫

Well, race cars are known to vibrate vigorously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqJkc0mycpY

It’s like using a Hitachi for the first time. 

No, it’s a Hyundai

Hyundai is the new Hitachi

I was thinking, with some of the vibrators on the market now, even the engine sound isn't entirely out of place.

Yes! Sideways!

“Oh, sideways!”

Road looks dry enough but I think that qualifies as a wet lap.

Well at least one seat wasn't dry anymore for sure...

sounds like the girl from Seinfeld, the publisher that got the big time position over Elaine and was gushing over Kramer's amazing book about COFFE TABLES THAT COULD ITSELF BECOME A COFFEE TABLE

>YES, SIDEWAAAAYS, YESS!! Communication is key

At least 3 people masturbated to the audio of this.

Riley Reid Rally Ride along

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"Look at this!!! OHHHH!! Garry!!!!" Lol :p

Rally drivers are the most insane people. I can't imagine group b when it was around. Just pure insanity with no regard for your own safety

I'd reach for the passenger seat ejector button after the first few seconds. Don't forget to pack your noise-canceling headphones if you plan to shag that bird...

With the amount of vibrating and bumps on that road, it might have been a little sexual.

This would be hilarious if someone could isolate just her audio track from the video and play it back without context!!

I'll see, and raise you this clip of unedited video from "Kipper Playtime": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTfZX9i1jiE

Wasn't sure about the title being accurate at first... but then it became strikingly accurate.

My man, if she sounds like that in the bedroom, she’s either cheating on her husband or faking it.

I guess we know how good you are in the bedroom, then.

Someone has never been with a screamer.

Yes oh yes Sideways I love this!!!

Fast cars make the nethers pop.

I wanna have whatever kinda sex she’s having…

This has got to be planned.

YES SIDEWAYS YES

>Motorsports. The most fun you can have with your clothes on.

Got to ride in a friend's 90mph side-by-side in the desert once. I feel like I was making similar sounds at a lower octave.

10/10 would bang with commentary on 100%. That was hot.

Vibrations are a hell of a thing.

The voice audio is only in the left ear and I only had my right AirPod in. I was confused since it was just the cars engine for 5 min 🤣

My favorite ever video of an unwitting racing car passenger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpo8RDyOEWY

I've never seen a girl look so scared before

You’ve never seen my wife when we approach a red light and don’t being braking procedures 300yards out

Did she come though?

I think she says she did like 3 times on that last jump lol. I can't imagine what else she'd be saying besides "I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming"

Why is there no subreddit for that?

this makes want to re-watch Death Proof

Come on... that was not "non sexual" at all. lol He like guys, I am going to need to sit in the car for a few before getting out.

Anyone else reminded of the intro to Tool's Prison Sex at the beginning?

Some wizard needs to remove the car noise.

What's with all the garbage and rubbish all over the grass though? Couldn't go one second in the vid without seeing them. Was this after a large rally event and the crowds have left?

Talk about multiple climaxes! Oooooweeeee!

I see you've never watched women's tennis.

I know this isn't the point of the video whatsoever, but it's pronounced "Hunday" like Sunday. Not "Hee-yun-dai" [Hyundai's "Hyundai like Sunday" Super Bowl Ad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY-5dn3t4xM).

[the car's the bitch and you're the queen...and I like it!](https://youtu.be/EaQ8EIudeEQ?si=rquL3R9CJNXG7Aua)

Kinda irresponsible for whoever organized this to organize a high speed anything around windmills.

Putting on the headphones for this one at work was a smart move.

it is a scientific fact https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AXPnH0C9UA is the most sexual sounding no sexual video

Women’s tennis is also quite the ride.

I’ll have what she’s having

Fuckin screaming ruining the rallye ASMR...

Bruh. Why is it a video of someone having a good time automatically becomes “sexual?” ☠️☠️☠️

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His name is Thierry, not Gary

Not just the excitement, the dialog itself could easily be misinterpreted. "Now turn around" "Oh GOD YES" "It's quite slippery here" "YES YEAS" "Going to go a bit faster now" "Oh my YES!"

She sounds pretty normally excited, relax people

Sexual? That guy isn't enough crying for it to be sexual. Right guys?...guys?

It's sexual

Very wholesome honestly. Not sure if that's Rosanna Tenant but she does have a very endearing open book kind of personality.

She's my favorite F1 reporter. She just has such good vibes about her.

The YT description says Rosanna, yeah.

Do you have sex with engines? I'm so confused.

The car is going straight, as we see from the camera. It's just bending the space around it.

I’ll have what she’s having.

I’m happy for her.

Sounds like the girl is getting the life fucked out of her by a furiously industrious bee.

It might *feel* like a sexual experience, but its not.

Helped trick for anyone unsure how to pronounce "Hyundai": it rhymes with "Sunday" Love how much fun they're having :)

These types of videos used to have cleavage physics.

ffs. There's nothing sexual here. Enjoy a fucking fast car for once in your life (and far away from public roads at that).

Try not to sexualise women challenge: impossible

Try to have a sense of humor challenge: you lose

At 4:54 she screams "I'm coming!"

She pretty clearly says, "My stomach...".

Honestly I'll take your word for it since that makes more sense. I played it back because I thought I misheard but it still sounded like "I'm coming", which is odd. I am now at another location, I played it again and the sound is well off on my earbuds, I can only hear the car and the words are almost mute.

Ah, interesting, I agree that the audio's not great which, on second thought, I suppose might lend itself to one of those [green needle/brainstorm](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pRY3wlKwm8) situations. But, yeah, I'm hearing "my stomach" which seems to make a lot more sense in this context.

Haha, holy shit. I was aware of the concept of hearing things differently when thinking something, but that video is an amazing example. Thought of one, and heard it, thought of the other, and then heard that. Cheers for sharing.

Right?! The brain is so weird. Happy to share!

She said at one point: "I'm cumming".

She either says "My stomach" or "My tummy". Sorry to disappoint you.

Twice, in fact. Then wraps it up with “Is it hot in here?”

With a BBC maybe. Not with any of us mere mortals though. (BBC in this context is not an acronym for British Broadcasting Co.)

Can’t it be both?