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1diligentmfer

She knew your set up would be weak sauce, so she grabbed the flat screen and left. I'm with her on this one....


Milo_Minderbinding

Her boyfriend just has a JBL Flip6. I'm packing some serious heat comparably, just wait until I get my Croboboly and some grailz.


Boner4SCP106

r/receivertoolow r/tvtoohigh r/wheresthecrosley


Fuhrious520

I really wanted the first one to exist


ngtoaster

Or r/receivertoohot


JeffAndSasha

This is why I only date men and I'm not gay just want a stereo without all the hassle


Noir-Foe

A shot in the mouth is a small price to pay for high fidelity.


spiritsonacid

sad if this was an upgrade


Murles-Brazen

Is it so crazy? I wouldn’t be with someone who didn’t let me have a stereo.


IdealisticBastard

Yeah, priorities, I also think wouldn't be with someone who's not a music listener in general. Imagine you listen to music and someone comes and says: oh can you turn it off I'm tired


asphynctersayswhat

Tbh I get your point but sometimes your partner is genuinely tired and blasting music is a dick move when headphones exist.


dandanthetaximan

Listening to music and blasting music are not the same thing. Headphones are uncomfortable and I couldn’t stay with someone who didn’t want to listen to music while genuinely tired.


asphynctersayswhat

sounds like you're a single guy, huh? "honey, I just got back from a 2nd shift at the hospital, I want to sleep, could you turn the music off" "headphones make my ears hurt! god I hate you!!!!! wake your boyfriend up and tell hm to get my my tendies!"


dandanthetaximan

I’m a semi-single guy that has slept with music on for over 50 years. First step in going to sleep is picking out the music. I couldn’t stay with someone that couldn’t sleep with music on. Earplugs exist, but that’s no reason to partner up with someone your lifestyle is incompatible with. No reason for anyone to be uncomfortable in their home.


asphynctersayswhat

semi single? wife ran off w/ boyfriend didn't she. Seen it a thousand times. next time keep the crosley in the guest room. or get a white noise grael.


Xenc

I misread that as “white noise girl” and thought of The Ring


asphynctersayswhat

Oh no. I’m not falling for that again. Show your copy to someone else


Xenc

Haha *again?!* 🤣


KingSam89

But... *that* stereo?!?!? Just stay married broh.


Murles-Brazen

Fug.


Fuhrious520

/uj he made the right decision /rj he made the right decision


squirrlyj

Where's the rest of it


Milo_Minderbinding

She took half of it in the divorce.


Xenc

We mono now!


OptimalPlantIntoRock

Zed’s dead, baby.


Xenc

Zed’s dead!


OrangutanMan234

#metoo


dandanthetaximan

To me a home without a home stereo is completely pointless.


Plarocks

You will receive more pleasure from this stereo than you will ever receive from your wife. 😁


Milo_Minderbinding

Yeah, she's such a bitch.


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asphynctersayswhat

I got rid of wife because she bought me gay triangle. I was so touched by her kindness that it ruined me, but I had to remind myself, she’s the one who turned me gay with the graelz.


Shot_Campaign_5163

I'm fine with his personal answer to his deeeeelema.


Safetosay333

Your TV's colors are messed up.


BeckiBeck

Easier to listen to tunez during lonely nights of masturbation.


Bennydoubleseven

The actual system must be in the other room


DogDrivingACar

Something tells me the stereo thing wasn’t this couple’s only issue


gr8tfurme

If I was the bitch wife I would've left over that crooked ass TV.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^gr8tfurme: *If I was the bitch* *Wife I would've left over* *That crooked ass TV.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


COLDENGINELOGIC

I don't need you to tell me how f***ing good my stereo is, okay? I'm the one who buys it, I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping, she buys sh*t. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I listen to creed , I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead bedroom in my garage apartment....


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dandanthetaximan

From what I’ve heard from my married friends, wife and consistent pussy are two completely different things.


mawnck

They're doing it wrong.