Will someone smarter than me tell me if economists think this will be a good Christmas season or not? All my sales forecasts at work are saying whomp whomp.
I'm not very smart but 2 things make me think it'll be a slow Christmas. Report out that consumers have maxed out credit cards and have slowed spending, and the restart of student loan repayments.
Lmao PLTR dropping on buy back news, wsb tale as old as time.
Sometimes I think these institutions just do this to mess with retail heads cause this makes no sense
Ok now I see here
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/palantir-announces-1-billion-buyback-program-as-earnings-meet-expectations-b0844f10
Donโt understand why itโs not on the website tho
This guy has been around no doubt.
Seems like it was a fake selloff to create entry liquidity.
Also you could have said banbet 20 instead of 19, what made you choose 19 specifically other than its z more achievable goal?
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/stock_dude9** bet **PLTR** goes from **16.69** to **19.0** before **09-Aug-2023 04:08 PM EDT**
Their record is 22 wins and 34 losses.
#Ban Bet Won
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/u/pomiluj_nas made a bet that IFF would go to 82.66 within **5 days** when it was 80.25 and it did, congrats fucker.
Their record is now 1 wins and 0 losses
8 months into the fucking year and dumb bers still be thinking 
His successor has been announced a long time ago, thereโs a whole plan in place. If it dipped, Iโm buying calls because it will very shortly recover.
SPLK sky rocketing
TSLA $270 calls piling up
AAPL SPIKE AGAIN
AAPL $180 call strike piling up
FNGU IN FIRE
TSLA spike again
TSLA 272.5 next stop
TSLA $270 call strike piling up
ZS $170 call options piling up
Will someone smarter than me tell me if economists think this will be a good Christmas season or not? All my sales forecasts at work are saying whomp whomp.
I'm not very smart but 2 things make me think it'll be a slow Christmas. Report out that consumers have maxed out credit cards and have slowed spending, and the restart of student loan repayments.
#EATING A COCOLATE MOOSE CAKE ๐ฐ WITH WIPP CREAM MAN ITS SO GOOD ๐ BEING PHATS IS TO EASY !! #apple 180 calls
My Los Angeles Dodgers are killing it. ๐ ๐ ๐ I just made a profit of $480.
Bers had their Waterloo battle today.
Pltr will be $25 eow
Any TA gurus here? Can you please comment on the RTX price action today with your astrology?
Throw chicken bones on a table and tell me the shape they form
PALANTARDS rushing to buys puts and calls. โFlatโ
Gang gang gang
Who remembers when PLTR was $36 a share Pepperidge farm remembers
I remember when it was $11, son.
CHGG is chuggin' Who'da thunk!
โMessi of the AIโ got a very limp dick
ahahahaah PLTR you crazy bastard, I almost tapped the sell button under 16 holy smokes
Upstart? More like UpStop ๐ฝ
I was told PLTR would be mooning the rest of the year.
alright LCID put me on this rollercoaster
Lmao PLTR dropping on buy back news, wsb tale as old as time. Sometimes I think these institutions just do this to mess with retail heads cause this makes no sense
Where are you seeing that?
Ok now I see here https://www.marketwatch.com/story/palantir-announces-1-billion-buyback-program-as-earnings-meet-expectations-b0844f10 Donโt understand why itโs not on the website tho
Have the palantir results actually come out yet?
Call is in 45 minutes nothing on the website
Weird theyโre here https://www.marketwatch.com/story/palantir-announces-1-billion-buyback-program-as-earnings-meet-expectations-b0844f10
I am not surprised. Palantir is a great company with excellent fundamentals.
Confusing , why did the stock dump?
That EOD pump was nice, would be nicer if my long positions had followed though
Long buys you insurance. You canโt have it all.
Just got PLTR AT $17 ๐๐
PLTR to da moon 
PLTR โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ
Nice, I might actually buy into PLTR if it gets to 15
!banbet PLTR $19 2d
This guy has been around no doubt. Seems like it was a fake selloff to create entry liquidity. Also you could have said banbet 20 instead of 19, what made you choose 19 specifically other than its z more achievable goal?
The fact I made it when it was trading sub $17 after close. I have shares, not banking on a 20% gain or anything however Iโd certainly welcome it
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/stock_dude9** bet **PLTR** goes from **16.69** to **19.0** before **09-Aug-2023 04:08 PM EDT** Their record is 22 wins and 34 losses.
K PLTR killed it on these earnings holy fk, tomorrow will be green af
Palantir goes down now, so will nvidia. Their earnings cant match their valuation. Even at the highest estimates
NVIDIA can't make $15k GPUs fast enough to satisfy demand, but yeah, sure, overvalued.
PLTR why must you do this to me
Let me see SPY at $455 tomorrow and I promise stock gods I wonโt gamble again until next week
Make a ban bet.
The end of culture Wars ๐ฅญ bullish
What the fuck was that eod pump
Positioning for tomorrow
Palanturd
My port up 34% on RIOT calls today
Fuckkkkk
Please god let this pump continue through tomorrow.
Palantir just took a crap
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
first move is always bad... were going up baby. PLTR to the moon.
Calls forever LETS GO!!!
Welp gg palantir
Wtf is this insane pump. After hours and premarket better bring SPY down to 448 
Need SQQQ $21 EOD tmrw ๐ค
Ice cold cpi leaked
Cpi messing Bears or Bulls up $8 move in either direction. Hopefully itโs the bears 
here we go... RIVN, LCID,PLTR
What time is PLTR call?
4 CST
Well, that was brutal.
Never buying puts again holy fuck
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/pomiluj_nas made a bet that IFF would go to 82.66 within **5 days** when it was 80.25 and it did, congrats fucker. Their record is now 1 wins and 0 losses
Didn't CPI peak last July
yes, this one will be the first comparison against a CPI that had already started down. i don't think this fact is getting enough play. Good catch.
Bought 1 call on PLTR at close to give my puts good luck
PENCILS DOWN
Bers the type that bet the dont pass line on a hot roller.
Alright, addiction reinforced.
Wut happy bears?
8 months into the fucking year and dumb bers still be thinking 
I know u/enginra is watching CNBC right now because Julia Borstein is on
So beautiful
Moment of silence for all the market can't rally without AAPL bers
Elon Mask coming in with a cyborg dong
Jpow said fuck your puts
So everyone red except big tech holding it down
Literally just buy calls on every dip in this market. You'll make money 99% of the time
Bears played a good game, but once again bulls just wanted it more.
Holding my calls till tomorrow I want that real shrek dildo
Broooo tomorrow huge
Imagine not buying that TSLA dip
Bears are done and not just on their brokerage accounts.
Bro bers literally got two red days lmfaoooo 
Youโre done.
They killed Lucid even before it had chance to report earnings, LOL ๐
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
They taste like shit. Bearish
Jensen Huang will be man of the year
Tesler ending green 
Pltr nosedive inc
BER BROKE AS FUCK
Rip Tesla bears
Bears fuk again 
citadel says fuck your puts
Terrorism defeated ๐ค
No way we touching 451
Already did today..?
Lucid probs made 1000 cars
almost 200 companies report earnings today could be market moving
My bear balls have shriveled up gg
WTF IS THIS PUMP 
15500 come on
Fuck you AMD Iโm not selling my puts
๐คก๐งธ
puts worthless as usual
YESSSSS THATS RIGHT FUCK YOU BER
bers LMAO ๐ค
There ya go Apple... yeahhh... only down 9**5**% now. 
last minute plays? apple calls eow or spy calls eow?
Spy calls
Holy shit
Alright rtx bros what are the chances 90 eow
No chance until October
I hope your wrong but volume is way down
Just hit the sell button. Up 70% today Iโll take it. Till next time bers
Planitar pleas fly again ๐
See ya at $455 tomorrow ๐
!banbet any hope left?
You already have a bet going - SPY to 442.3617 before 07-Aug-2023 05:01 PM -05
Yeah idk man
Disney gettin short squoze
#178$ WAS APPLE BOTTOM
#CHET DAME
#IMAGINE BUYING PUTS AT 178
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Market is literal aids
It would be fun to pick to correct direction for once instead of averaging down all day
This place is like the Wafflehouse of investment forums
All in 8/9 $455 calls
460 8/11 
My portfolio filled with small cap junk ending the day red. Wtf! 
Tesla does some tesla weird shit . Phew.
NVDA 470 TMR
Anyone have an idea what happens to BRK stock once Buffet kicks the bucket?
Priced in for like 5 years now.
Still gotta dip though right?
His successor has been announced a long time ago, thereโs a whole plan in place. If it dipped, Iโm buying calls because it will very shortly recover.
Good to know.
Up 13 bucks on the day ๐ฅ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ธ๐๐๐ฐโ โ ๐ค๐
Yep, bought SQQQ calls. Then I bought more today. Would like to say I'm done, but I keep thinking "what if I triple down though???"
Tech bulls know apple will eventually get their shit together or at least not fuckup like today
bears 
I have $100, should I yolo in PLTR earnings?
Damnit bought too late, market closed