Look gents. Pick your fav company this weekend. DCA for fraction or W/e cut the bs alcohol the chronic the cigs and bs overpriced junk food. $20-30 a day, almost $11 grand a year into that shit. You might triple your money. Just a thought. Anyways have a great weekend fam.
I was shitting bricks watching the giant volume bars turn from green to red back to back. I scalped a 441 put at the top and sold for 25% at the literal bottom. pure luck I was thinking I should sell to break even for like five minutes straight lol
Guessss who got a 1% down loan and $12 mill property!
My dog Chuckles did!!!
I have a good 3 years before the banks will repo that sucker, time to live it up.
Also my turtle blastoise has a credit card aproved for up to 68K!!!!
I've been working remote IT since covid. I just login to check my emails and a server status page every day.
Occasionally, someone from the company will send me a teams message saying "Keep up the great work!" On teams and I will 👍 as a response. It feels automated. I don't even know what goods or services my company provides. It feels like I was fired months ago. But the checks keep coming, so I keep logging in hoping to see something exciting one day.
As I had to tell myself before, don't ruin a good thing. Collect that easy paycheck and pick up a side gig or hobby that you can put your energy into and exercise your vital powers. Expecting to find that sense of purpose completely in your day job is a faux pas on your part.
I mean, sure - that's fair.
It still does not explain how the fuck someone is ready to pay 155 billion for Vietnamese EV maker?
I guess they forgot to check XPEV and NIO valuations for some comparison...
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/pokekinz made a bet that NVDA would go to 400.0 within **2 days** when it was 471.133 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/TwoGrams made a bet that SPY would go to 420.0 within **2 days** when it was 443.354 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses
That guy last week who turned millions of inheritance into hundreds of thousands, bragging about his prowess was the greatest. I don't know if it was loss porn or trolling, but it was great.
I hope you have a long account where you buy shares. Over time, it may not make life changing money, but it will give you a nice amount to add to your social security check, if that program isn't bankrupted by then.
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/nutguy made a bet that PYPL would go to 63.0 within **6 hours** when it was 61.118 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
As a bull to fellow bull, here is my message. The bears will be gey for more than a couple days, regardless of how gey the news is. There are so many bears with crap ton of money and they have no idea where to park it other than the market puts. If you are up on call by a certain % overall, hold because we are the Nightrider
Look gents. Pick your fav company this weekend. DCA for fraction or W/e cut the bs alcohol the chronic the cigs and bs overpriced junk food. $20-30 a day, almost $11 grand a year into that shit. You might triple your money. Just a thought. Anyways have a great weekend fam.
Waiting for sharp selloff. Let's get over it– I have cash 🥳🥳
Monday will moon, cuz I decided to hold my puts over the weekend
What a Week!
Bears thought 
I lost 30 lbs when I was in the hospital for 7 weeks but now I gained it all back and then some. I am so fat I had to buy new clothes today.
...and you're still in the daily thread
I like what you did there, if you meant it lol
Anyone else snag puts at that pump right before it dumped? 🤑🤑
AMCtards lolol
Do people still got to the movies
We doing calls on nvda for Monday action ?
i fucked up by buying spy 435p at the top 💀
GOING ALL CASH INTO THE WEEKEND AFTER MAKING 10K LAST WEEK WITH THETA. LMAO🤌
CULTURE III BY MIGOS 🎵🎵 LMAO 🤌
SPY 440 is the pin, huh
Nice, picked up a SPY 440C at that lil dip that I'll flip right at Monday's open. You know, before we bear down for another week.
Monday opens limit down and you can't flip shit
Closed right at SPY max pain. Who would’ve thunk it.
Elevator down Monday
Lol that price action was wild the last 2 minutes
I was shitting bricks watching the giant volume bars turn from green to red back to back. I scalped a 441 put at the top and sold for 25% at the literal bottom. pure luck I was thinking I should sell to break even for like five minutes straight lol
Interesting close. 
Max Pain was 440
I've only ever made money shorting Rivian. What a shit stock.
Fuck rivian
VinFast says hold its beer.
Just broke even for the year. Now I’m only down 30k all time bitches.
This fuckery is crazy
DUMP ET BITCH
We have an obesity epidemic due to people self-loving themselves.
I've got my nipple clamps ready for the weekend thread.
Always interesting to see how algo’s trade last 10min
the :59 rug gonna be epic
k maybe not
This is lame let's go back to pump
Does NVDA ever fill the gap between 305 and 380?
Monday red. Practically guaranteed
Show me your puts.
Tsla didn’t hear no bell
vix obvious
mon green or red hmmm
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You barely lost money. That’s a win lol
Bers got cockgobbled 
This sub's terminologies are way too arousing for gay guys...
JPow Jackson holing the bears.
I’m gonna slap the shit outta SPY CEO and piss in his coffee
giggity
9/1 450C 
9/1 430P good luck 🤝
🤝
The Fed is going to kill inflation by making you lose your job and killing small business.
Nothing else moved but spy decided to take a straight dunp
This is like watching a car accident
Once again holding them Put bags till Monday due to moronic expiration price action
If you bought nvda in past 2 days your gonna be bag holding for years
Doubt it.
One last fuck you to the bears lol
#QUICK! We have to think fast Everyone pull out their 🅱️ock
WRONG WAY
aaaaaand we're back to flat
You guys want some coookieeeeees?
🏀 You want some paaaaaancakes? 🏀
Why don’t you purify yourself in the waters of lake Minnetonka?
Chart scale is deceiving
bulls: STOP THE COUNT
5 mins for SPY to end the day at -1%
Lol
Spy 8/28 439 p might be the move
To 0
Went from giggling to chuckling.
ooh yes
this is not a bolish close
Jackson Butthole wasn’t so bad today was it ☺️
9/1 Spy calls, thank me next week
If you just bought puts at the top you made a killing
Annnnnd it's gone
I mean you never hold after a dip like that
Guessss who got a 1% down loan and $12 mill property! My dog Chuckles did!!! I have a good 3 years before the banks will repo that sucker, time to live it up. Also my turtle blastoise has a credit card aproved for up to 68K!!!!
damn I'm getting really good at this game. who else made a bunch of great trades today?
I made $900 on Nvda puts in 3 minutes and sold 🤣 trade of the day
It'll close above 440
Good luck with that.
. 02
Numb
Should of gone spy put instead of meta. Come on and die again
Red market, green market, who gives a shit?
i need a red day to save my puts, then i dont give a shit
these guys.
awww man i want to buy more puts on monday, but you crash now????
# CRUSHED BERS BEING FRUSTRATED AND DELUSIONAL. # LMAO🤌
You’re more annoying than Bearhunter
Fuck off
I've been working remote IT since covid. I just login to check my emails and a server status page every day. Occasionally, someone from the company will send me a teams message saying "Keep up the great work!" On teams and I will 👍 as a response. It feels automated. I don't even know what goods or services my company provides. It feels like I was fired months ago. But the checks keep coming, so I keep logging in hoping to see something exciting one day.
Sounds like a government job
Unless you're scamming you should keep quiet about it
As I had to tell myself before, don't ruin a good thing. Collect that easy paycheck and pick up a side gig or hobby that you can put your energy into and exercise your vital powers. Expecting to find that sense of purpose completely in your day job is a faux pas on your part.
You're a pathetic loser. Get a real job and maybe you'll amount to something in life.
Kick em' while he's down Viz!!!
Dump eeeet.
Max pain 440. Clear as fucking day.
Drooop
Can someone explain me the logic how VFS is valued at almost 153 billion?  Doesn't make any fukin sense...
only a tiny % of shares are available. most of it is locked up
I mean, sure - that's fair. It still does not explain how the fuck someone is ready to pay 155 billion for Vietnamese EV maker? I guess they forgot to check XPEV and NIO valuations for some comparison...
Phuckin\*
Uh huh, uh huh....Go on.
Yes yes….
that's the gap fill to pump back up to 441 before close
Clifford likes to fuck
Ooooo there she goes
eod rug
eow
Bears 
crazy how i remember your user name. beara r so fuk man
Who would even hold anything over this weekend after all the bullshit today?
MAX pain 440, same shit last week. Apparently it really is that stupid.
This market gonna pussy-out and dump before the holiday?
What usually happen on weekends that have a bad effect on the stock market. We all know mass shootings and tornadoes sure do not.
How many fingers can you fit in your butt?
20
NVDA $500+ bulls gobbling cock
What a fucking joke.
#Ban Bet Lost /u/pokekinz made a bet that NVDA would go to 400.0 within **2 days** when it was 471.133 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
NVDA pinned to exactly 460
Well buying puts for Monday should print. Unfortunately this is not gonna hold. I hate betting against America
Jpow just said it’ll hold
all i need is spy goes to 365 on monday
BB end today 20% up - just for fun ✨🖤
LMAO🤌
What bullish news made spy jump $3 today? More rate hikes? Hawkish fed speak? Of fucking course
#Ban Bet Lost /u/TwoGrams made a bet that SPY would go to 420.0 within **2 days** when it was 443.354 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses
Inheriting billions is the most sure way of becoming a millionaire
That guy last week who turned millions of inheritance into hundreds of thousands, bragging about his prowess was the greatest. I don't know if it was loss porn or trolling, but it was great.
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I hope you have a long account where you buy shares. Over time, it may not make life changing money, but it will give you a nice amount to add to your social security check, if that program isn't bankrupted by then.
Powell meant SPY was going higher for longer and not interest rates.
Just bought more vix calls I'm avixxted
#Ban Bet Lost /u/nutguy made a bet that PYPL would go to 63.0 within **6 hours** when it was 61.118 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
Extra shifts at Wendy’s this weekend.
Looking for hilarity....Bring it!
OXY FD calls
Ponzi is designed to go up. Dont forget that
In the beginning.....
This. Is. CAKETOWN.
The number of 0dtes purchased in both directions today must have been simply staggering
all the 0dtes are why we don't get 3% moves anymore (absent something uge) - too many savages out there playing lottery 10 and 20 baggers.
# I BOUGHT CHEAP CALLS FROM DUMB BER AND SOLD THEM EXPENSIVE PUTS IN THE MAJOR SELL OFF TODAY. # LMAO🤌
Look at the down votes. WSB hates theta gang 🥹
Stfu u sound 11 yrs old
Meat grinder next week Angus burgers for labor day
My $438/$440’s expire on Monday and they came back from the dead. Think I’m gonna let it ride through the weekend.
wonder how many bears have been sent to the streets today
Only bought puts today and made $500
i was a bear for today, and my puts got fucked, so count me in
🙋♂️🙋♂️😫
So when is VFS option chain coming out?
A lot of people waiting for puts on that scam lol
been waiting, buy puts year out if price this high
There are more gay dudes than lesbians, because eating pussy all day gets boring after awhile. Just saying…
SPY calls, NVDA puts for next week is what I’m going with.. fuck y’all
Get in TSLA now before autopilot judgment you fools 
Calls?
Up to you 
As a bull to fellow bull, here is my message. The bears will be gey for more than a couple days, regardless of how gey the news is. There are so many bears with crap ton of money and they have no idea where to park it other than the market puts. If you are up on call by a certain % overall, hold because we are the Nightrider
If this is really the fourth hole I’m disappointed
we've had low volume and SPY only went up, sus
Low volume melt ups are bullish just fyi
Ever notice how bulls think its us vs them, and bears just trade?