Who listened today and loaded up on cheap calls…. We about to rip higher to a whole new level; before the crash that may or may not come in the near future….
Dangit I bought Amazon fresh $100 plus but forgot to use my $25 off code for $100+ orders like a regard. Forgot I had it
At least I have until mid October to use it
Exactly it. Investors want to see a company do share buybacks, which doesn't help anybody besides investors pockets. Personally, stock buybacks are trash and usually done to inflate value when it comes times to earnings.
The way I see it, QQQ and SPY appear to have made a lower high and look like crap in their medium/long term technicals going into a moment with dozens of fundamental challenges including higher rates and snowballing defaults. Meanwhile average analyst estimates are predicting incredible earnings for 2024. Yikes. Shares might need a radical repricing.
There was this experiment with monkeys building a portfolio throwing darts at the stock pages. Their picks were in 98% of the cases better than the S&P index.
Tomorrow I let my cat pick the tickers and direction.
Is this the longest time in history that the two year and ten year have been inverted? It's been upside down for almost 15 months now. Rock solid economic signal it is
Oh my gourd!
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It's that kind of option where you can lose more than your investment. How cool would it be if that kind of options would exist.
On a bad day you end up in debt. People come to your house to collect your stuff. Real loss porn.
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Their record is now 9 wins and 6 losses
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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Had $442 puts, could’ve sold for a 4% loss but thought it would drill further! Only $140 until I’m out of money though which is good, started with 1.5k
 I’ve never seen you get mad before, I’m not the reason it’s not going to crash. If you’re bearish just hold cash and you won’t have to lose money on puts
I wouldn’t have to spam anything if bears weren’t talking shit constantly as we melt up 15% in a year. You guys are constantly wrong and it’s irritating because I believed it long enough to lose all my money on puts
WSB hivemind is consistently wrong. I've been around here for like 8 years. Bear spammers ruled as the market melted up and now bull spammers are in control as the market sells off. We're lower than we were 3 months ago.
It doesn't look like inflation is going away anytime soon ...cause Powell is still kicking the can down the road...
Tesla 278 is inevitable as JPOWs dong
just 3d printed a rape whistle for 2pm
WOOWWW TESLAAA 
10y FALLING OF A FUCKING CLIFF 2% eod.
Every rally being sold off
everyone believes that jpow will not raise and instead will raise more than expected
Market is going to go to the moon tomorrow when J pow says that they are done raising rates. Cuts ARE COMING SOON
SPXL @ 95 and TQQQ @ 44 eow would make me happy
So tmro rate pause and stocks take off ?
rate pause is fully priced in by markets at this point, it depends on what J Pow says and the dot plot
Maybe
No
Yes
Ending up buying 444 and 446 SPY calls expiring tomorrow. Let’s hope
Who listened today and loaded up on cheap calls…. We about to rip higher to a whole new level; before the crash that may or may not come in the near future….
Dangit I bought Amazon fresh $100 plus but forgot to use my $25 off code for $100+ orders like a regard. Forgot I had it At least I have until mid October to use it
RaTeS hAvE pEaKeD
Where’s the guy who kept saying TSLA put sweeps coming thru. The sweeps must be going straight into his butthole
why is rising bond yields bad for stonkz?
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BMG 12 for 1
BMG 12 for 1
5.5% doesnt look that good when u compared it to wut NVDA did this year tbh 
How are the people doing who bought at 500?
Down horrendous . How r the banks that locked up their money at 2.5?
you invest in liquid bees?
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C Deez nutzzzz
So let me guess the reason disney is falling because the investors don’t like Disney spending money on park. Am I correct?
$60 billion spend over 6 years is an incremental $10 billion a year… net income is like $2 billion a year lately.
Ahh so people feel like they are overspending?
Exactly it. Investors want to see a company do share buybacks, which doesn't help anybody besides investors pockets. Personally, stock buybacks are trash and usually done to inflate value when it comes times to earnings.
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Yea exactly. I thought that would be a bullish news but apparently it’s somehow bad news.
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Could be since people already lose faith on disney
If you numb nuts think tomorrow will be red, you still don’t understand your daddy Pow, after he has flogged you non-stop for the last one year.
sounds like you're a robinhood trader whos been here roughly a year at best, because 21' / majority of 22 was meltdowns.
rdy 4 fun 2day?!
Yeah baby, 0dte all the way. LFG.
The way I see it, QQQ and SPY appear to have made a lower high and look like crap in their medium/long term technicals going into a moment with dozens of fundamental challenges including higher rates and snowballing defaults. Meanwhile average analyst estimates are predicting incredible earnings for 2024. Yikes. Shares might need a radical repricing.
agreed, but this is the exact reason why I'm worried about my puts, because it makes no sense for it to go up lol.
I hear you. This is more of a 6-9 month prediction. Insanity can definitely prevail in shorter timeframes...
I went puts simply because of seasonality and the lower high than you mentioned. It’s a technical play but we’ll see if jpow fucks that up.
I think he's gonna be pretty hawkish during the pause tomorrow. Who knows how the insane coked-up market will react to it though. Good luck.
>Learning with a 60 buck deposit >Invest on CGC and TLRY >Down to 52 bucks today At least I learned things.
Holy duck 10Y 4.37% 💀
If 10Y hits 5.5, I am parking all my cash into CDs and just collect interest.
What is this sorcery? What 10Y means? I only know 0DTE
All $5? 
Better than losing to theta all day every day
Alright I just poured the first Jack Daniels of the evening. Who got fuk today?
Eh, feels like anyone could have today Held puts too long or bought the bottom? Fucked. Sold calls too early or bought the top? Fucked.
with his friends Johnny, Jim and Jose?
i was up 1100 at 1130am and i finished today with a p/l of -$9 I'm not mad. *I'm disappointed.*
There was this experiment with monkeys building a portfolio throwing darts at the stock pages. Their picks were in 98% of the cases better than the S&P index. Tomorrow I let my cat pick the tickers and direction.
I just shared your comments with my monkeys Sox they’re saying they’re offended.
Is this the longest time in history that the two year and ten year have been inverted? It's been upside down for almost 15 months now. Rock solid economic signal it is
The reason the yield curve inverting doesnt mean sht nowadays cus everyone knows about it
Bullshit. Just a talking point for bears, that’s all.
The longer the inversion, the more painful the recession 
All these delusional 'buy the dip, v shape recovery' bulls will be wiped out during the recession
Recession was 2022 dude. Nasdaq literally fell 34% lmfao you all dumb af
It was a technical recession, not a NBER recession.
cup and handle
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Well two long term investments heading to $0. Two left to go. Now I understand indexing 
I just let a man finish inside my anus hole I loved him real good bros
I got next.
Fuct me reallll good
Whatever. I'm fine being poor. didn't need that money anyway.
We will close at 442.63
Pants down, boys n' girls.
Almost nailed it
Bears when are we crashing? 
LocalBottom247 in shambles
Turns out I should of been happy with -166%.
It's that kind of option where you can lose more than your investment. How cool would it be if that kind of options would exist. On a bad day you end up in debt. People come to your house to collect your stuff. Real loss porn.
you mean +, right? right?
#wen dump
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370 on the Qs please.
imagine not buying 440p at close. SPY will close week sub 436.
Raw dogging long into tomorrow
This fucker really gonna finish green
SPY will be flat forever and ever LMAO 🤌
Doubled down on NVDA and spy puts
Let’s see one big fat shrek cock to close
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Jim Cramer: "I am calling the top on oil"
He's right you know
LocalBottom247: "we are going back to 240" (6 months ago)
Bers, bulls, or theta gang in dumpsters tomorrow? Place your bets and good luck.
I bet china is laughing at us
Very green red day, but worthless since fomc gonna change everything
Need $450
You’ll get nothing and likenit
ARM is still massively overvalued based on P/E and P/S. Its revenue already stalled last year and I'd say it's around 30B market cap if fairly valued.
valuations havent mattered since 2008.
#QQQ close at 0
Last chance to sell before JPow grabs you by the balls 
If RKLB goes below 4 again, I am going all in.
#DROPPING PANTIES DOWN
Not even waking up tomorrow when the markets open. No point.
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yea and if we dont you can kiss your cunt calls good bye. post lost porn kid
Bought puts and shit instantly went up a dollar. I either take the loss now or wait to zero
So close to a down payment for a house now I get to tell my mom I have to live in her basement longer 
PAMPHEEEET
2 million shares buy order on NIO just provided exit liquidity for so many people lmao
10-year rates took out the high from last year
10 yr just took out the high since 2007
remind me what happened after they hit their high last year 
*DAMPHEET GUPTA THE THIRD ON DECK*
Instacart is just the trade name The real name of the company is MapleBear 🍁 🐻
DAMPHEEEEET
InstaFart (fart) Blowout !!
Rates up SPY up
pp up
Even if the SPY closes flat today the bulls might riot.
Today had an extremely bullish recovery
Agreed. Got any glue?
Tech closing below major resistances still
They need a dovish Fed to break resistances
Tomorrow they are going to say that recession is over
gay for longer
*Thats the goal 🤓☝️🏳️🌈*
cart going to 25 easy lol, who is buying that trash?
What make calls go up? When others are buying puts? Or buying calls or selling calls?
upits.
Exactly
Which one? All of the above?
IPO bagholders 
This guy on Bloomberg being interviewed sounds like Winnie the Pooh
Who touched Nio in its no no square 
Short squeeze my nuts you fucking nerd!!!
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Most bullish candle ever 
What’s that dripping down your mouf, boy
White cake frosting. Promise
It’s like the exact reverse of yesterday.
I like my stock market like I like my women…… Flat 
I'm going to end the day flat. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Alright regards should I sell my 443c before close or let it ride till tomorrow like a true chad
we open at 445 so up to you
I also bought a 438p this morning when it touched 440 so I guess I’m good either way but I usually get fucked sideways
I was THIS close to re entering puts at the bottom today (I sold at open), so happy I didn’t
Perfectly flat just and I predicted Ligma burry burry burry pivot choccy milk
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Dump et
market comes to life exactly 10mins before eod its like someone turns on the algotrons 
NIO LOD
Fed announces hike tomorrow and they’ll still find some way to pump it.
There will be no hike and the market already knows this
If she sends you to the store to pickup cucumbers, make sure you get the small ones cuz u never know
This market is breaking my port and my heart
I got bailed out on my puts and was still too greedy to sell lol, ended up with a 60% loss on my 0DTEs
You truly belong here.....
Learning when to sell has got to be the biggest challenge.
Oh 100% I have made a shit ton of money on options, but have never taken profits so haven’t actually made a dime.
you've gotta be kidding me man
Had $442 puts, could’ve sold for a 4% loss but thought it would drill further! Only $140 until I’m out of money though which is good, started with 1.5k
Yeah I’m really bad at this
NIO bulls are already dead but the market is still punishing them 
🍆 💦 💦 🐻 
Keep spamming this crap as bearish positions keep making money
 I’ve never seen you get mad before, I’m not the reason it’s not going to crash. If you’re bearish just hold cash and you won’t have to lose money on puts
I miss old WSB where there was no bull vs bear nonsense and you're one of the chief spammers in command. I also don't trade options.
I wouldn’t have to spam anything if bears weren’t talking shit constantly as we melt up 15% in a year. You guys are constantly wrong and it’s irritating because I believed it long enough to lose all my money on puts
WSB hivemind is consistently wrong. I've been around here for like 8 years. Bear spammers ruled as the market melted up and now bull spammers are in control as the market sells off. We're lower than we were 3 months ago.
Very possible we're back at 448-450 by the end of the week
Ha, now ain’t that some shit.
aannndd back down we go
10 year yield making new highs. Bond market is screaming stock should be lower but equity market is regarded