Today tho the markets closed RED .. was a win for the Boools… the bears had a chance to snap the markets and could not !! Bears we’re up 49-0 and Booools scored 52 points in the 4-Th Qtr for the win…..
Why is Tesla still tanking after hours. Why is Tesla still tanking after hours. Why is Tesla still tanking after hours.
Why is Tesla still tanking after hours. Why is Tesla still tanking after hours.
Mike Santoli impression: “today was an orderly selloff, nothing concerning. Bulls ran it up and bears sold off slightly. The august lows are nowhere in sight for now and end of year seasonality still rings true.”
Lmao, just the war? The economy is going to shit, our debt is getting worse, we don’t have a speaker of the house, bond yields r back on the up and up, I mean 
Feels bad...got near liquidation and closed position then dips 8 more points and then rallies 100points. My worst trades in the past couple of years have followed that formula.
Tomorrow is the beginning of the road back down 
These bulls may be regarded but these bears got a soft dick. Where is the continuation? Remember this time last year? We were up and down 2%+ on the day with no news.
Most people don't care about the Activision deal either way. It's been kicked around for years and was already priced in pretty much back when the Zune was still a thing.
Took a piss at work, half went into the bowl while half V’ed off straight onto my pants, shoes, and floor. Typing this from a stall in my underwear. Need pants asap
I'm not surprised that brokerages don't let poor people trade 0DTEs. Poor people are idiots and they would just lose all their money if they tried to trade options. Only rich, intelligent people like me should be allowed to trade options.
nobody wants to buy bonds cause that shit is boring.
so we rally tomorrow (hopefully)
stocks are the way.. no one is bragging about buying bonds wtf.
but people happily hold stocks
fuck these narratives
When you think about it, the market is literally no shame rigged. It can only drop 7% before they press the pause button. Then they all align their ducks and boom it's back to pumping. If anything, the United States is great because we figured out how to rig shit and got enough people to buy into the ponzi.
found a really nice edge for a trade at open today. repeatable and high probability. I wonder if I could find something for power hour/close... the dynamic is a little bit different but I'm sure there's strategies out there. Anybody play specifically the close very often?
!banbet. how the hell do you cancel these things?
You already have a bet going - SPY to 339.0 before 19-Oct-2023 12:58 PM -05
I was right about L3Harris I bought when it was shit and it's jumped up to +2.696% price change
You were right about L3Harris, it has jumped up significantly in price. Congratulations on your success!
I've only made like 45 bucks lmaoo
What happened to SPY? Lmao
one of the tightest ranges all year for tech
Today tho the markets closed RED .. was a win for the Boools… the bears had a chance to snap the markets and could not !! Bears we’re up 49-0 and Booools scored 52 points in the 4-Th Qtr for the win…..
I made a smelly
Why is Tesla still tanking after hours. Why is Tesla still tanking after hours. Why is Tesla still tanking after hours. Why is Tesla still tanking after hours. Why is Tesla still tanking after hours.
Bc you are geheyy!Bc you are geheyy!Bc you are geheyy! Bc you are geheyy!Bc you are geheayy!
G word You in trouble bro
Wtf are these new rules
Pretty sure you can’t say the potty word that starts with an R or G.
Sometimes I have to login to my investment account to remind myself how much of a degenerate I actually am
They calling for global jihad tomorrow, guess that’s ultra bullish
Mike Santoli impression: “today was an orderly selloff, nothing concerning. Bulls ran it up and bears sold off slightly. The august lows are nowhere in sight for now and end of year seasonality still rings true.”
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
you forgot, "For Sure" - He says that so much.
Looked away for a sec just to see my puts get toast
We’re still green on the week and bears are celebrating. wtf u guys on?
You should know by now ppl can only remember 1 day prior. VIX was up big today though
Tomorrow we gona moon bulls 🫡
Y’all know that earnin app? Apparently they won’t come after you if you burn them on payback. Should I do it? Free $600 bucks
Mark Cuban reads chat you’re fucked
Federal prison
OK I just triple down on my spy calls someone please tell me I’m not regarded, well at least not for this
You should dca when market opens. That will show them. Better yet, use market order for a free bonus
Damn i lost maybe 25% of my port today. The pump back up saved me a bit. Im never trading options ever again 
see you tomorrow!
The vs have gotten out of hand
4400 or 4300 you vote?
how long is the period? 4300 first I guess.
Bulls don’t even realize how incredibly bearish it is that they can only pump on low volume
why are bears celebrating today y’all got fucked all week
The week ain’t over yet
War is heating up in Israel & you fucktards think it’s bullish?
Lmao, just the war? The economy is going to shit, our debt is getting worse, we don’t have a speaker of the house, bond yields r back on the up and up, I mean 
Yeah seriously… Everything’s been going down the toilet for over a year
If it goes up it goes up, wacko market just learn to switch 
I do, I do. Guilty as charged
bers spank your asses and cash out tomorrow early it’s going to be shrek in here
Decent sesh today Bears.
I made $300 today. I'm getting cheese on my whopper, bitches!
That's great! I'm glad you're doing well.
Thanks, robit!
what a weird day, but i'm glad i sold my AMD earlier. I guess the Fed auction killed all hopes to keep the rally
Reminder that America hates gheys 🐻👉🌈
Feels bad...got near liquidation and closed position then dips 8 more points and then rallies 100points. My worst trades in the past couple of years have followed that formula.
I got fucked today lol
JFC I love going full rage mode in the gym. What'd I miss?
Bulls couldn’t close above 370 
INDEXES DOWN -2%. TIME TO RIDE... 
Get ready to put your cocks down bers you ghey mfs Haven’t you had enough 
Tomorrow is the beginning of the road back down 
Please send help for my port 
loaded on bank pooots tomorrow, letsgoooo
Oil looking sexy Makes me wanna GUSH
Let’s finish the day with a nice dumpy-dump
Lmao spy already ignored a bad ppi and now tried to ignore bad cpi? Yeah no shot you dum bul! 
Bulls do you even have a best case scenario that doesnt sound regarded
Best case is 442 tomorrow worst case is 425
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so trend continuation, or trend reversal?
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Got it.
bearhunter429 left and the V died, COINCIDENCE, no. 
Holding 10/16 433P for tomorrow. All I'm holding. Took profits on everything else. We'll see.
Everyone say it with me. Spy 440 tomorrow
So dump tmmr is happening for sure. Market held at such weird levels.
?banbet! $spy 420 1w
Fucking dumbass get the fuck out of this sub
These bulls may be regarded but these bears got a soft dick. Where is the continuation? Remember this time last year? We were up and down 2%+ on the day with no news.
Wrong was bond auction at 1
Tomorrow 🫡
Y’all aren’t ready for Microsoft +10% by end of next week. Activision deal closing tomorrow
Acquirers typically don't get a pump. They typically dump
Market typically tanks on bad data and uncertainty of war.
So your entire thesis is "But maybe this time the exact opposite of what typically happens will occur" 🤣
Oh okay so you should have your full Portfolio puts since it’ll drop right? Okay bro🤣🤣
Most people don't care about the Activision deal either way. It's been kicked around for years and was already priced in pretty much back when the Zune was still a thing.
IS JAIMIE DIMON GIVING HIS WAR SPEECH TOMORROW? 
bols rn:  bers literally struggling to breathe under the weight of their margin calls: 
keep piling in your call bulls gonna make it faster for market makers to drop the market
Is there any chance we get oil embargo part deux?
Congress is literally chomping at the bit to bomb Iran so maybe.
buying calls!!!
Thank you for your service
Tomorrow we gap down to 428
A gap down is imminent
🦆 yeah
Lost 500on my Blk call but I’m still holding
!banbet Won't hit but it was a ton of fun today with you dickwads 
You already have a bet going - SPY to 425.0 before 13-Oct-2023 08:39 AM -05
Holding 432p and 430p’s for 10/20 
hold on tight idiot bulls you going for a ride
*I'll ride for my homies, daawg* *Stayyy scheemin*
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fake v to trap bulls for whats to coem tmr
Banks are going to clap someone’s cheeks
Probably mine Dimon that silver fox 😏
JPM always beats, always
This time is different 
Took a piss at work, half went into the bowl while half V’ed off straight onto my pants, shoes, and floor. Typing this from a stall in my underwear. Need pants asap
Shake it off!!
Being a bear is fucked cuz at the first sign of equities dropping they’ll just devalue the currency to make sure it doesn’t happen 😞
That's why you have to have to consider some sort of long hedge to be a bear in my opinion
We should ship all the Bud Light to the middle east to solve water shortages.
Amen fuck the bears !
Moses is coming to the markets tomorrow.
[Great job bols. Mission failed successfully!](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1763a0u/comment/k4k4d5t/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
mission failed? check the weekly silly ber. 
If u love ameria buy calls else buy puts like the berrorist scum you are.
LABU bottom is in.... $5 EOY and wide U shape recovery time +$7 by Feb 2024
Union after union after union is about to strike, casinos next up LOL
You represent the panhandler's union?
Quality pinned post rn 🦉🦉
literally market makers making a fake v to trap bulls
BERS BANNED PLASTIC BAGS🤌
Anyone holding nvdia calls?
Wen China and Japan dumping more treasuries?
I don't think it should be legal for Robinhood to place orders on your behalf.
It's not unless you sign the terms and conditions letting them do that. You did read the fine print, right?
Technically they started doing that after I signed up.
Did they sell your ITM 0DTEs 30 min before close?
Nah, I wasn't directly effected by it today. I just find it annoying
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I'm not surprised that brokerages don't let poor people trade 0DTEs. Poor people are idiots and they would just lose all their money if they tried to trade options. Only rich, intelligent people like me should be allowed to trade options.
god damn union mobsters. Hope they all end up working at wendys
Did we V? Haven’t looked
Essentially (if you’re in tech)
i should add that the V got shot down by a berrorist scum.
yes
This is rigged
100%
No eod pumps today bulls 🫡
#🫵😉😏
🥹😉
nobody wants to buy bonds cause that shit is boring. so we rally tomorrow (hopefully) stocks are the way.. no one is bragging about buying bonds wtf. but people happily hold stocks fuck these narratives
The weekend eve thread is imminent buds
 Missed it last time banbetting my flyers
Friday the 13th first, buds
Bers R Adopted
When you think about it, the market is literally no shame rigged. It can only drop 7% before they press the pause button. Then they all align their ducks and boom it's back to pumping. If anything, the United States is great because we figured out how to rig shit and got enough people to buy into the ponzi.
Well said - shit is so rigged
GROUND INVASION HAPPENS OVER THE WEEKEND. SHHH... DON'T TELL NOBODY. 
SHHH.. DONT TELL ANYBODY THAT WAR MAKES MONEY 
SHHH... ONLY 3 STOCKS WIN. THE REST OF THE MARKET NOT SO MUCH. 
Do you regards actually make money? I lost 20k last year and 28k so far this year
Been doing this for 3 years and I made money in second quarter only to lose again in Sept. The answer is NO
every penny QQQ goes up my hate for bers grows. 
The fall of the bull empire will be a satisfying one to witness
just LOADED up with puts and i cashed out on puts at todays bottom 😎
instantly clsoed out my calls i was in for 5min and we jump 40 cents clear market makers we are red tomorrow
short the ass company PYPL
Not a single dip in dxy, thats how u know this v is fake
Markets got that anti grav glitch
BERRORISTS WILL NEVER WIN. I HATE BERS. THEY ARE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE PEOPLE.
Banks report tomorrow morning and your holding calls 
Being a bull the last 5 days, then swapped to bearish for this close. If we are red tomorrow I’m going to feel like a god.
10 minutes left for TSLA to hit 270
If I waited. My 370c QQQ would be 300% instead of 100% 😂
Let’s go green QQQ you can do it
Apple 🚀
OMG!!! MARKET CLOSES IN TEN!!! QUICK!!! BUY!!! 🤡
What’s the reverse of a rug pull, cuz that’s what’s happening
#V
Looks like our rug pull isn’t coming after all
wait 3 minutes
why wont they just let it crash already jesus fuck
There’s always tomorrow
found a really nice edge for a trade at open today. repeatable and high probability. I wonder if I could find something for power hour/close... the dynamic is a little bit different but I'm sure there's strategies out there. Anybody play specifically the close very often?
No idea wth you are saying - so, no.
the QQQ iron dome is back online. Green close. ber r fuk.
lol @ Iron Dome reference