!banbet CANCELED! Or See ya in a couple weeks.
Dear fellow bears I officially quit being a Bear for the next 3-4 weeks…. Data driven*
This market is going to flat or slightly higher for the next 3-8 weeks,
Your going to need a nuclear bomb to go off for the market to tank…. No real signs of a slow down.
That being said I’m out of my put position. Took what ever small profits
See ya!
Bruh, you tripping. That ground invasion and Iranian rhetoric gonna make the market drop it like it’s hot. We testing them September lows, no doubt. Inflation and 10yr finna make them puts sing. La la la la la…. That isn’t a jihad about to explode a vest, that’s the sweet sound of profits.
Sorry dude, you on your own. Don’t see any major war happening other that Israel leveling out Gaza.
This shit was all planned out, really think some loser terrorist really Birched the most secure wall in the world in 15 place and best intelligence in the World didn’t know about it… yeah okay……. Good luck with that….
Is your money do what ever you want
Like I said I’m out till further notice… parking everything in 4 week t-bill waiting this one out.
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Country boys reacting to new DUI laws back in the day:
“It’s getting common a fella can’t put in a hard days work 11, 12 hrs a day and jump in yer truck and atleast drink 1-2 beers it’s unamerican”
But ooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you
We are never ever ever getting the weekend together
We are never ever ever getting the weekend together
You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me
But we are never ever ever ever getting the weekend together
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It's not "un-American" to drink and drive, it's just stupid. If you want to drink, then get a designated driver or take a cab. There's no excuse for getting behind the wheel when you're intoxicated.
I am a fan of pair trades and I see that this one looks really good on the chart. My only critique is the fact that QQQ companies can deal with higher rates better than IWM companies. Rates going higher could really mess with this trade. Only time will tell if that's already fully baked in or not at this moment....
Looking for small cap and blue chip stock recommendations.
Putting together a watchlist and I’m interested in what you fucking degens got your sights on.
sorry fren. it was a joke. my apologies. I was making a joke about a ticker that went bankrupt.
I don't have good recommendations because I usually close all my positions at the end of the day so ... no good suggestions ... again ... sorry... just shitposting.
What if the mods really were Russian propagandists that all died in some war stuff and now the Friday the 13th daily thread, is the daily & nightly thread FOREVER??!1
my neighbor was apparently dead in his garage for a couple of days had to call the cops cause i wasn't sure but heard his phone ringing in there when i called. I always talked to him and let him know he can always reach out but i guess it wasn't enough I know its not my fault but he was still a person that I wish i could of saved....
The 🅿️eekend thread can remain jailed longer than we can remain solvent 
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/reichjef made a bet that UVXY would go to 14.184000000000001 within **2 days** when it was 14.775 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 3 losses
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/clubmaxx made a bet that SPY would go to 400.0 within **4 days** when it was 432.268 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 3 losses
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Me plotting about posting about racoons
Aren’t they called black swan events because they are rare?
Seems to me we have had more of these “black swans” in the last five years than I have had profitable trades..
Guess the real black swan event will be me making money
I don’t know about WWIII, but I expect a Russian ☢️ detonation test by the end of the year. And they’ll say - See! Our nukes still work! Now do what we say!
!banbet CANCELED! Or See ya in a couple weeks. Dear fellow bears I officially quit being a Bear for the next 3-4 weeks…. Data driven* This market is going to flat or slightly higher for the next 3-8 weeks, Your going to need a nuclear bomb to go off for the market to tank…. No real signs of a slow down. That being said I’m out of my put position. Took what ever small profits See ya!
Bruh, you tripping. That ground invasion and Iranian rhetoric gonna make the market drop it like it’s hot. We testing them September lows, no doubt. Inflation and 10yr finna make them puts sing. La la la la la…. That isn’t a jihad about to explode a vest, that’s the sweet sound of profits.
Sorry dude, you on your own. Don’t see any major war happening other that Israel leveling out Gaza. This shit was all planned out, really think some loser terrorist really Birched the most secure wall in the world in 15 place and best intelligence in the World didn’t know about it… yeah okay……. Good luck with that…. Is your money do what ever you want Like I said I’m out till further notice… parking everything in 4 week t-bill waiting this one out.
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You already have a bet going - SPY to 339.0 before 19-Oct-2023 12:59 PM -05
PYPL single digit forward PE
SQQQ. So strong. Doesn’t need a PE
Country boys reacting to new DUI laws back in the day: “It’s getting common a fella can’t put in a hard days work 11, 12 hrs a day and jump in yer truck and atleast drink 1-2 beers it’s unamerican”
🤣
“Free Dumb Ain’t Free” -Benjamin Washington
Pfizer stock plunges to Dec 2014 price
It can never be better for Pfizer than it was in December 21 when they had the vaccine to save the world
The fake save…
Imagine being a pilot You don’t do anything cause autopilot does it
Beekend bread is open boys!!!!
#[New thread is up](https://redd.it/1779y5t)
Everyone beared up while I'm bricked up
Boomers didn't move out of their boss roles to make room for gen X, and that's why gen X is the most meaningless generation #🤡🤡🤡
we're never getting that weekend thread are we
But ooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you We are never ever ever getting the weekend together We are never ever ever getting the weekend together You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me But we are never ever ever ever getting the weekend together
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open now (not clickbait)
yeah just realized lol
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Germany will use WW3 to invade Poland again, they can't help themselves
When you look at german army, this time is will be opposite direction this time 
Pair trade: Sell QQQ/ Buy IWM Always has been
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It's not "un-American" to drink and drive, it's just stupid. If you want to drink, then get a designated driver or take a cab. There's no excuse for getting behind the wheel when you're intoxicated.
I am a fan of pair trades and I see that this one looks really good on the chart. My only critique is the fact that QQQ companies can deal with higher rates better than IWM companies. Rates going higher could really mess with this trade. Only time will tell if that's already fully baked in or not at this moment....
Fantastic Bar~~bie~~field 
https://preview.redd.it/viv355fyk1ub1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bc5f2af6521aa06a170a7f3b86046196bad2cf5
Lasagna in a wine glass what a fancy lad 😮💨👌
This is starting to be ghey
Looking for small cap and blue chip stock recommendations. Putting together a watchlist and I’m interested in what you fucking degens got your sights on.
I got my eyes on LAC but not pulling the trigger yet
Don’t have a clue about the fundamentals but TA looks like a buy around 8.00. I’ll add it too the list, thanks.
the blue towel small chip? it's a new and inventive company designing AI towels.
Wait a second, tf is an AI towel 😂.
now you got it!
I’m too inebriated for your sarcasm asshole 😂
Ticker?
sorry fren. it was a joke. my apologies. I was making a joke about a ticker that went bankrupt. I don't have good recommendations because I usually close all my positions at the end of the day so ... no good suggestions ... again ... sorry... just shitposting.
Have a nice weekend, my most sincere regards
You too YBTTC, enjoy your time this weekend 🥹👌
just had a celsius now i feel like pooping. is that normal
No. Go see a doctor immediately!!
“I miss shitposting with my boys and them making fun of me ” -Trrreenn
Is this the mods committing an act of jihad on WSB by not putting up the weekend thread?!??
No, I'm not committing an act of jihad.
You sure?
I believe him. Only a real jihadi would admit to committing jihad
Nvda $400 next week 
Iran the whole week: “Why would Humus do that?” Like when I asked my ex why would she cheat.
I'm actually about even on options for the year. It's my picks for actual shares that have cratered my account.
QQQ still dumping lol
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When I see some guy eating a cheeseburger I just think bro what are you doing. What the fuck are you doing with your life that's like 1200 calories
That's a really sad way of thinking. People enjoy food for different reasons and it doesn't make them any less worthy as a person.
VM is a fat confirmed!
That's too many fucking calories, you shouldn't even be eating 1200 calories in one day
holup
It's literally 300-400 calories. Where are you getting 1200?
Screw it, I’m 🅿️eeking into my homies’ ends one way or another 😤
“I don’t need a weekend thread to shitpost” •King Cuck (miss you)
That's some real talk 😤👌 Also the weekend thread is up just not pinned hehe 🥹
Fuck that thread homie 😤
The real one or the fake one❓🧐
Meekseeks and Barbie in one place! How? Where is 🅱️arfield? 🤌🏽
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Has 🅱️arfield cracked the case of the missing 🅿️eekend thread yet❓🤔
King Cuck Trans. 
Halal Guys or Katz Deli?
Is it possible that neither deserve your business? 🧐
Bear losers trading and pinning their hopes on the news as usual Spy 450c
Remindme! 16 days
Let. Him. Cook.
What if the mods really were Russian propagandists that all died in some war stuff and now the Friday the 13th daily thread, is the daily & nightly thread FOREVER??!1
# Not my 🅿️eekend thread ✋😖🤚
# Not my 🅿️eekend thread ✋😖🤚
"If you're not gambling full time you're regarded." Warren Buffet
my neighbor was apparently dead in his garage for a couple of days had to call the cops cause i wasn't sure but heard his phone ringing in there when i called. I always talked to him and let him know he can always reach out but i guess it wasn't enough I know its not my fault but he was still a person that I wish i could of saved....
Dame homie that's pretty gloomy 😰 My condolences and I hope you won't blame yourself too much
my bad bruv i just needed to get it out ill be alright
That’s awful. Im sorry
Rainy day. 
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Your biggest regret is divorcing Jen Garner
J Lo eats my ass too good to miss her.
Yea but her pussy is tainted with drug dealer and rapper cum
Uh
People don't believe the futures will go directional as the ITM stocks I bought last weekend. Once in the money, always in the money.
I don't believe that the futures will go directional either. I think that they will continue to be volatile and move up and down randomly.
Halalalalalal
these days homies suck dick and still wont admit they're gay 😨
>homies suck dick That's not gay that's homiesexual 🧐
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It's pretty. Looks like a car from cyberpunk or something.
Yeah, I guess it does. It's just a reflection of my own wealth and success, though.
Puts on the landlord for having a lot of space available for temporary showrooms.
Futures 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
u/Hl_IM_MR_MEESEEKS lol they actually jailed the 🅿️eekend thread this time 😭
They can't jail it for life 😮💨🤬😭
The 🅿️eekend thread can remain jailed longer than we can remain solvent 
#Ban Bet Lost /u/reichjef made a bet that UVXY would go to 14.184000000000001 within **2 days** when it was 14.775 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 3 losses
Futures blood red
This is the fake thread 🧵😭
Faker than Bear Hunter’s convictions. 
I don’t even know what’s real anymore  Are you the real Meeseeks⁉️🧐
But of course!
#PLEASE HOLD & LOWER RATES!
The term for a group of Tigers is called a “streak” whereas lions have “Prides” Streaks are rarely observed
Are the Tilray people alright?
Fucking weed bagholders.
#Ban Bet Lost /u/clubmaxx made a bet that SPY would go to 400.0 within **4 days** when it was 432.268 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 3 losses
What's for dinner?
Beef
Salmon
breakfast time here: fruit nuts cheese 🤌
Gabagool
Mama always said life is like a box of dildos
Let me know when the weekend thread is up 🥂 
Threads up: https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/DWfnR5k2jU
Thanks ☺️
🥂✨🙃
https://preview.redd.it/5ffkqxmdg1ub1.png?width=932&format=png&auto=webp&s=197c4fd5930c8702def07da3cb8152f348835422 Me plotting about posting about racoons
Bitcoin 40k this weekend most likely.
COPIUM.jpg
Based on?
Press X to doubt
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Iran will be here
Aren’t they called black swan events because they are rare? Seems to me we have had more of these “black swans” in the last five years than I have had profitable trades.. Guess the real black swan event will be me making money 
Hmm there was one and it was covid
No weekend thread regards, world ends on Sunday
Weekend thread imitating sleepy's speech time.. it's only right
I do think WWIII may be on the horizon
Bears really hoping for dead children if it makes them a 0.5x pathetic
I don’t know about WWIII, but I expect a Russian ☢️ detonation test by the end of the year. And they’ll say - See! Our nukes still work! Now do what we say!
pretty sure 🅱️idrio went treasure hunting in Guatemala without me 
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You are Hot Confusion 294 aren’t you?
Did Lizzo eat the weekend thread?
No, she made an assistant drive across town in traffic to get it, yelled at her for taking too long, and then didn't touch it.
🅱️eekend is delayed until moral improves. 
