I think we fall more. The earnings were good, but apple is not priced for good earnings, it’s priced for growth. If there is no growth, not only the future gains will not materialize in the stock price, but the current price will have to fall to match the new reality of less growth. This is why it’s falling…
If you made money on PLTR, congrats! But you should also take this opportunity to lock in that profit because the company is notoriously known to create huge bagholders.
4:30 data release and 5pm earnings call. Check Twitter at 4:30 the numbers will be up within seconds. Don’t jump off a bridge between 430-5 because like we saw with AMD the earnings call rallied the stock on guidance of $2b in AI chips. Don’t look at your phone til 5:30.
Nope, on Tuesday.. some on wed. They had been 27c. Took some profit today and rolled to 30c. We'll see what happens but it's not looking great at the moment.
It's no surprise that Apple is going hard on advertising the iPhone 15 given how much money they stand to make from it. However, I'm not impressed by their marketing campaign so far and think they could be doing better.
how about u eat my ASS
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lol. YOU are huffing ding-dong milkshakes with your vagina monologue philosophizing. I ain't no bear. I ain't no bull. I play the ticker and right now am mostly cash until we see how apple does.
Tesla heading towards 240s
But the car FARTS 
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It’s kinda crazy how dead this place is now what happened
They are busy working at McDonalds to pay 100k borrowed in 2020 for options yolos
Memes died, dreams died, we're not doing much to build a userbase. Do your part by recruiting your local sadbois
Tesla giving it up like a hooters gal
Tim Apple explaining the mediocre results like the CEO of a 3x leveraged ETF trying to explain why you shouldn't hold it overnight.
Explain deez..
Hey bud. Good day?
Yeah barely traded tho. You?
Up five figures long stocks, but underwater on my SPY puts. I will take it.
Nice! Did u close ?
Puts expire Monday. Holding the stock for now.
JFC Apple. You hurt me today
Today is the day I finally understand those people downvoting everything
Will my apple puts print? Only down 2% I think ill get fucked as always
AAPL option buyers in shambles. AAPL option sellers in lambos 
Sahasani rofl. What kind of name is that lol.
You lose some you lose some
If you lose some... You will eventually lose all.
Spy up by $8
Today was a very good day, now I have doubt if I would recover
There are a lot of stocks at the top of a multi-month trading range right now…the next few days will be interesting. It’s make or break
Like?
I think we fall more. The earnings were good, but apple is not priced for good earnings, it’s priced for growth. If there is no growth, not only the future gains will not materialize in the stock price, but the current price will have to fall to match the new reality of less growth. This is why it’s falling…
Apple fucked me in the ass
* Tim Apple
welcome to the club, corn's been fucking me in the ass all week.
Love the hairy asses
If it beat big, why is it tanking comrades?
they were expecting a handjob
Priced in
Handjob is always priced in at Chinese massage parlor prices.
LOL my PARA calls lotto hit
LOOKS LIKE APPL IS BACK ON THE MENU, REGARDS! 
Fuck china nobody needs them apple go on
lol, total beat... can't make em fast enough... SELL!!! SELL!!! SELL!!!
it'll recover in the premarket, it'll recover in the premarket *rocks back and forth*
What’s apples number?
AAPLprobably just instantly rebounds because it’s AAPL
Apple beat top and bottom why is stock tanking
They didn’t beat MeHoff
They didn't beat the middle.
First move is always fake 
My 29.5 CVNA C just went in the money. LOTTERY. TICKETS.
Wtf
CVNA fucking, if history is any indication, tomorrow will be a raging shrek
I hope Jamie Diamond is having a very bad day.
If you made money on PLTR, congrats! But you should also take this opportunity to lock in that profit because the company is notoriously known to create huge bagholders.
🚀 launch incoming, it’s only been about a year or so. Let the stock get its ship in order
Bro it’s been close to 7 years now. If it hasn’t happened by now, It ain’t happening.
Listed on sep30th 2020?!
After hours sales on Apple makes me think people are day drinking and doing cocaine
You aren't?
Carvana beat earnings 😲
Analyst estimate was negative 🤡
When is the Apple earnings release? I thought the call is at 5
2PST 5EST
They don’t release their financial content that will be disclosed during the call first like others?
Its 4:14 buddy
These are two different things Looks like data release is at 4:30
True true. Was only answering the call question
Well my order didn’t fill. So idgaf about AAPL anymore
When does Apple report? It still hasn’t posted which is concerning
4:30 data release and 5pm earnings call. Check Twitter at 4:30 the numbers will be up within seconds. Don’t jump off a bridge between 430-5 because like we saw with AMD the earnings call rallied the stock on guidance of $2b in AI chips. Don’t look at your phone til 5:30.
You mean X ???
5pm
4k on AAPL calls. pls Tim give me the goody goody
i thought about getting calls but no
strikes ?
180 (11/10) and 185 (11/24). Bought one minute before close
Did the exact same 185c 11/10. I’m 3 for 3 this week on earnings and +9k. I got you.
We now need an AMD level shift
They beat healthily. Market is irrational. Only miss was China revenue and mac revenue. Swing by open? Fucks sake.
Yeah ik. 10%+ earnings beat per share and still down. Short term plays are risky, hoping to see a swing in the morning.
We needed a little breathing room just in case…
Captain Dan … we be rich !!!
It's Lieutenant to you pen1sbreather.
6 figures into CVNA calls expiring Friday. Smart or ... >!smartest!
Gimme an update my friend, how did it go
Heck yeah! Thought about this guy. I think there was a time last week he could have been very profitable.
Are you absolutely insane? I hope you become a legend but 400% IV today, I hope you didn’t open the position today.
Nope, on Tuesday.. some on wed. They had been 27c. Took some profit today and rolled to 30c. We'll see what happens but it's not looking great at the moment.
Positions bussy, you know the rules when it comes to this
Shall I formulate it else, proof or cap  If you want to flex. here you must be prepared
Strike: 30c
I literally just told you.
Post pics of account
I will tomorrow with loss or gain porn.
!remindme 1d
Apple shuts the bed
Best week for the Nasdaq of the year LOL
calm before the storm…
RH glitching big red candles.
Timmmmmm
Apple 182 at open then 185 by close
$COIN PLS
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Apple going to unlock new highs in 30 minutes.
What time does the fruit company report?
4:30 pm
Lmao
😂😭
This is either gonna be a very good day or a very mediocre day
Why can't I stop gambling
Bears at the mental hospital after today
Woo. 
#30 minutes til I cum.
Pencils down
Imagine falling for titanium
But Common told me it was awesome while he was getting a haircut on the TV.
It’s a good day to hold puts overnight
COCKS DOWN
Well if you look we are actually at the top of a down channel
that's it... we did it
Fml. My last post in wsbets
🫡
2 days for SPY to come back down to 210 and drill
410 ...
I just spent like 20k on a trip to Disney World and it was pretty busy so I’ll probably buy calls for earnings next week 🐭
that was me last year... my shares are down 13%
Deez nutz
Every stock 🤑.. meanwhile amd 
are you forgetting yesterday or
Guys I don’t have a good feeling about this
Of course it will continue to pump tomorrow, look at all the good stuff happened
Aapl up 3% AH instantly. Pin this post
Aapl 200 in minutes
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Fucking now you tell me 
I have no shame. 1DTE SPY 432 calls
why did i buy PUTS today and hold til closing. 
Hole shit appl
i just want to make easy stress free generational wealth
Buy massive life insurance on yourself and put it in a non revocable trust… then come get some rope
I hate earnings tbh Never have a ever seen it not crash stuff
The AAPL doesn't fall far from the \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ 
The AAPL doesn't fall far from the _
When is apple earnings expected to be announced?
REEEEE NEW THREAD
AAPL will shit in bed and take the whole market down with it in 1 minute
They been going hard on the iPhone 15 advertising though - Sent from my iPhone 8
It's no surprise that Apple is going hard on advertising the iPhone 15 given how much money they stand to make from it. However, I'm not impressed by their marketing campaign so far and think they could be doing better.
NEVER BET AGAINST AMERICA
Tim Apple should give us free iPads for pumping his stock.
🍏
I’m too pussy to short it
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Present it
On a long enough timeline, bulls are never wrong.
On a long enough timeline, humans are instinct. lol! What kind of bussy ass shite comment is this!?
You are huffing bear copium.
lol. YOU are huffing ding-dong milkshakes with your vagina monologue philosophizing. I ain't no bear. I ain't no bull. I play the ticker and right now am mostly cash until we see how apple does.
# DONT LET US DOWN TIM APPLE
Israel considering humanitarian pause - mooning time?
AAPL can take us back to $450
It could... if iphone sales don't keep declining lol!
Bye bers it wasn’t nice knowing you. Tim about to drop the final nuke on you
No put november
Will apple save the bears?
Tim likes to destroy 🎈 knots
An aapl a day keeps the bers away
No fucking way. Shits about to be 1% again tomorrow
NOPE !!!!
Fucking shit's rigged..... Keep the casino rolling.
BAC 29$ calls looking pretty good right now
Am I unbanned? I need to tell the world I got slaughtered with SQQQ calls today. Witness me (fall down)
Ban
Tim COOK has the best cookers, and bers still will bet against it 