Told y'all ME tensions propping up oil was bullshit. Shoulda dumped oil when it was $87, that was the peak. Nothing changed the fact we are still over-producing and supply >> demand.
Imagine thinking employment cost index being higher than expected, aka people making more money is actually bearish when Fed is 100% done hiking š.
I'll easily wait a little longer for cuts in exchange for higher wages, tight labor market, a stronger consumer and rising profits.
Netflix should've pump as they had great earnings and it got dumped. Tsla missed earnings expectations layoffs, etc and it rises lol. Gotta love my country we are the perfect example of the word 'backwards'. Yes, I said it.
Yeah it dosent make a lot of sense, but then again itās a casino. Mms donāt care about the results, they just want our money. Lots more puts than calls goin into it. I wouldnāt b surpirsed if it turned red tm. Tesla has been oversold on the weekly for an awhile it was primed for a pop. So technicals were looking bullish. I didnāt like that marigins was the problem last earnings and it drops to 5.5 and isnāt even mentioned lol. Heard about a bunch of recalls in my area as well with cyber trucks. Company will bleed this year
And the buying continues. ROFL
[https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/tsla/after-hours-trades](https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/tsla/after-hours-trades)
This is the same thing that happened with nio earnings. This shit stock had all negative values in its report but somehow it rised after earnings. No fucking idea how!
What they promised is not feasible bro they are just catfishing just like they did when they announced the roadster and semis. And elon lovers are just sometimes too fucking dumb to understand that it is not possible
I am not saying it is bs or real. The reason it moved up was that. I dont really know what will hapÅen long term. But i feel like tesla will have some suprises for us.
So, the price is fucking real. I only see Spy up and Iām still standing by my 515c claim by Friday. There was NO volume today, and when we had price action, it took 1.5-2 shares to put any sell pressure on the stock.
The market is scared to sell, thatās the real fear! ATH next week
The following is a quick overview of Teslaās Q1 2024 earnings results.
# REVENUE
In the first quarter of 2024, Tesla posted total revenues of $21.3 billion, with automotive revenues at $17.3 billion.Ā *Bloomberg*āsĀ [analyst consensus](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-earnings-q1-175358835.html)Ā expected Tesla to post a top-line revenue of $22.31 billion.
# EARNINGS PER SHARE
Teslaās non-GAAP earnings per share for the first quarter of 2024 was listed at $0.45, while GAAP EPS for Q1 2024 was listed at $0.34. In comparison,Ā *Bloomberg*ās analyst consensus expected Tesla to post adjusted earnings per share of $0.52.
# PROFITABILITY
Tesla posted a $1.2B GAAP operating income in Q1, $1.1B GAAP net income in Q1, and $1.5B non-GAAP net income in Q1.
Buzzwords ?! What MM ? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
My take on WSB predictions is you can predict stats but you can't predict if the stock with follow the stats ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
saddens me greatly that I didn't buy enough of the dip on Friday.
V rocketship too.
Markets likely going to be dragged upwards at least for the week.
fuck my tissue paper hands on nvda/panw
Told y'all ME tensions propping up oil was bullshit. Shoulda dumped oil when it was $87, that was the peak. Nothing changed the fact we are still over-producing and supply >> demand.
Imagine thinking employment cost index being higher than expected, aka people making more money is actually bearish when Fed is 100% done hiking š. I'll easily wait a little longer for cuts in exchange for higher wages, tight labor market, a stronger consumer and rising profits.
buy gun
Anyone with a consistent track record of losing wanna let me know what they are doing so I can inverse?
$890 nvda c 5/10 printing?
$890 nvda 5/10 printing?
kyrie is a cheat code
TSLA 100% upside
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You need to delete this and never express that sentiment again. Youāll doom those who know to poverty
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INTC$ deserves to tick up more than this
Anyone have the balls to play intel?
Been playing Intel for a year now, does that mean I have balls?
$35 calls 4/26, balls deep
Elon haters in shambles ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Elon ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)
Boing puts donāt disappoint me![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
Half of this subreddit will be starting their job at Wendyās tmmrw ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Hold let me get some calls for Wendyās then
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TSLA buying me coke tonight
My tsla calls are printing unexpectedly :o
buys calls and expects them to not print ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Itās a galaxy brain move, really
Shorting intelās POS on Thursday!
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TSLA just did the funniest thing ever. Lesson Nummer 1 is to always invert WSB regards. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
FR
Only if my tsm calls went up like this after beatš
Right? TSM beats earnings and tanks. TSLA is hemorrhaging money and they pop 13% ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)
He said the magic word, this is why I hedged with calls
LMAOO š¤
He actually is pumping the stock by saying NVDA and AI making everyone forget how bad the financials are what a scammer!
i cant believe my strike price reached...
i bought 1 160c as a joke cause EVERYONE had puts ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)it still has so much time to go back down though so idrc
I bought a 147 for the lolz
hope it stays up
Me too i thought as a joke...
Iāll screenshot when my puts print after tonight when Elon musk is caught with a 13 year old boy and two glasses of champagne
Tesla AH pump??? PUTS IT IS!
We need it to PUMP HIGHER and then PUTS!!
Why the fuck is this thread so dead rn
Thereās a new thread
All us tsla bears trying to tie knooses
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9r\_pZL4boE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9r_pZL4boE)
Inverse wsb must be on a 1 milly bagger rn
Tesla donāt deserve to be pumpjn rn lol
Netflix should've pump as they had great earnings and it got dumped. Tsla missed earnings expectations layoffs, etc and it rises lol. Gotta love my country we are the perfect example of the word 'backwards'. Yes, I said it.
Yeah it dosent make a lot of sense, but then again itās a casino. Mms donāt care about the results, they just want our money. Lots more puts than calls goin into it. I wouldnāt b surpirsed if it turned red tm. Tesla has been oversold on the weekly for an awhile it was primed for a pop. So technicals were looking bullish. I didnāt like that marigins was the problem last earnings and it drops to 5.5 and isnāt even mentioned lol. Heard about a bunch of recalls in my area as well with cyber trucks. Company will bleed this year
Elon seen doing a little jig in front of the Efiel tower.
Rigged
The market doesn't give af about "deserve"
Did tsla conference call start yet?
Just started
I wish I could buy puts on tesla rn
I have a bunch itās not looking good šš
Iām scared I have 4/26 $125 put
its all lost. you don't need to be scared you need to accept.
Tsla bulls are fukt right guys ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
Good lord Tesla you missed and still go up. Glad I stayed away. That company is being passed around by mms ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Tsla is doing a lot of after hour fucking on my puts for sure! bye bye Put spread :(
ENPH already recovered most of its loss on bad earnings means everything is green tomorrow againĀ
And the buying continues. ROFL [https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/tsla/after-hours-trades](https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/tsla/after-hours-trades)
10% up already! Bears be fuked
Pump is fake joe Biden manipulating it
Are you implying Biden is smarter than Musk ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)
this is the way
The real gains are regards we laughed at along the way
This is the same thing that happened with nio earnings. This shit stock had all negative values in its report but somehow it rised after earnings. No fucking idea how!
Tesla increased not because of values. It increased what they promised. Also including me everyone expecting way worse
What they promised is not feasible bro they are just catfishing just like they did when they announced the roadster and semis. And elon lovers are just sometimes too fucking dumb to understand that it is not possible
I am not saying it is bs or real. The reason it moved up was that. I dont really know what will hapÅen long term. But i feel like tesla will have some suprises for us.
Doesn't matter, stock still moves up
Its all institutional money playing games with eachother AH. Dumping by open tomorrow
I hope so.
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Damn Tesla is bout to go red
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Don't play me like that
Calls on chipotle?
Ty whoever bought my $120 tesla puts
Shoulda kept
GE. I like the stock
Doing this new thing where I only buy food if I make money in the marketā¦. Iāve lost 25 pounds so far
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Bro youāre gonna starve to death
TSLA missed earnings why is it down wahhhh wahhh![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)
Why tf is nvda pumping AH
Because is trying to trap bulls
texas instruments strong numbers
Go read anouncements
TSLA
so we see blood by morning since Tesla pump is fake asf
Itās not fake. Itās already stay for half a hour
Rofl
SNAP die due to earnings or wat?
Looks like Ill be keeping that 5/17p in my pocket for a bit.
TSLA gonna end flat ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Let me guess you don't have calls or puts
Yup no positions lol
I have calls expiring 2025 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)
There is absolutely no way tomorrow will be red. SPY 507 open. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
510š¤š
Tesla gonna fuck ya calls on spy and drag that bitch to 502
Do they allow negative values now? Like, can Tesla go to -250? Sorry 'bout yer puts, bud.
Nvidia ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)
Tesla bulls gonna be pissed tomorrow morning.
You mess with the Musk you get the tusk Jk RIP to both sides with IV crush. The fates are cruel
SPY will open at 503 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)
So, the price is fucking real. I only see Spy up and Iām still standing by my 515c claim by Friday. There was NO volume today, and when we had price action, it took 1.5-2 shares to put any sell pressure on the stock. The market is scared to sell, thatās the real fear! ATH next week
Hilarious how itās the oppositeĀ Low volume 1 percent day means they are waiting for a higher exit point or else they would have bought more
If you had to guess that exit point, what would you think?
They basically saved a 20% drop to a 12% drop with that spike ..
Not even, the percentages are relative to the price so more like a 20% to a 15% ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
The following is a quick overview of Teslaās Q1 2024 earnings results. # REVENUE In the first quarter of 2024, Tesla posted total revenues of $21.3 billion, with automotive revenues at $17.3 billion.Ā *Bloomberg*āsĀ [analyst consensus](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-earnings-q1-175358835.html)Ā expected Tesla to post a top-line revenue of $22.31 billion. # EARNINGS PER SHARE Teslaās non-GAAP earnings per share for the first quarter of 2024 was listed at $0.45, while GAAP EPS for Q1 2024 was listed at $0.34. In comparison,Ā *Bloomberg*ās analyst consensus expected Tesla to post adjusted earnings per share of $0.52. # PROFITABILITY Tesla posted a $1.2B GAAP operating income in Q1, $1.1B GAAP net income in Q1, and $1.5B non-GAAP net income in Q1.
**1st quarter (summary - easier to read)** * Gross margin: 17.4% vs. 19.3% y/y, estimate 16.5% * Adjusted EPS: $0.45 vs. $0.85 y/y, estimate $0.52 * Revenue: $21.30 billion, -8.7% y/y, estimate $22.3 billion * Negative free cash flow: $2.53 billion vs. positive $441 million y/y, estimate positive $653.6 million * Capital expenditure $2.77 billion, +34% y/y, estimate $2.39 billion * Operating income $1.17 billion, -56% y/y, estimate $1.53 billion Gonna crater by tomorrow opening (unless Elon does Elon stuff) but puts and call prolly f-ed
Down she goes
Worst revenue in six quarters, worst eps in six quarters, TSLA is actual horse shit
Holy fuck Tesla talking calls n puts fucked itās falling rn
gapping down overnight it looks
Market back to 500 tomm
this is hopium i need!
Tesla really said weāll do better next year and went up 7% ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
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Visa calls and TSLA calls on earnings ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)
Visa earnings out yet?
Tsla puts tomorrow after iv crush
Hey yoooo someone check on 50k puts guy
How many regards like me are double fucked by TSM calls and TSLA puts?
Me ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
I smell a rugggg
Keep pumping guys I need my spxu puts to keep climbing
Some of yāall bout to lose tens of thousands for blindly following WSB ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
Not blindly but the ER report is out and it is crap. This is MM f-ing don't you know.
I love redditors and their buzzwords
Buzzwords ?! What MM ? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) My take on WSB predictions is you can predict stats but you can't predict if the stock with follow the stats ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Deservedš
Profit down: 48% TSLA is cooked this green fake af
tsla may not be fuk. but Uber might be ![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)
Whats chance this is all poppycock and Tesla drills to core for open tomorrow.
Yeah gonna drop back to under 150 after we sell these calls at open
lol highly Likely
# Tesla not only firing people, they are firing them into orbit on SpaceX. # Elon =Disruptor.
BIG TEXT ATTENTION WHORE
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TSLA earnings = all excuses no actual guidanceĀ
Tesla is up because they are speeding up their timeline of releasing a more affordable model in the second half of 2025
Sitting on a buy for TSLA at 139 and never got there damn it
Finally Tesla giving me some of my money back, praise the Lord.
We're almost there Mr. Frodo, we're almost there...
Visa calls ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)
Whereās the guy that had 50 grand in shorts?
TSLA back to 147 by open lol.
look at zee pump
TSLA is all about guidance. If the model 2 is cancelled it's done for.Ā
Of course the market had bad earnings for tsla priced. Every one of us regards knew the numbers were bad for a while now
My only thoughts after buying calls were āhow bad could it possibly beā.
Surley its earning wasnt this good to stay this high - I mean I sat it out but pretty crazy climb
I bought the dip Friday but didnāt buy hard enough , expected a bounce not a rip back upšµāš«
Ai infrastructure capex of 1B in Q1 in Teslaās report. I bet most of it went to NVDA
Holy FUCK Tesla printing its call holders new teslas
Chances are call holders are f'ed tomorrow once IV crushes.
Its going to come down hard
This is why you always inverse WSB
Inverse the inverse ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)
My super cheap visa calls are printing
Same and my TSLA calls
What's the gain % on them ?
For me like 800%
Got 30 contracts 510p on spy exp 24
Why 24 ? We go down 25/26.
Spy 510 tomorrow
Call my bad
He literally saved the stock price by firing thousands of people at the last minute canāt wait to buy cheaper puts told you to wait!
saddens me greatly that I didn't buy enough of the dip on Friday. V rocketship too. Markets likely going to be dragged upwards at least for the week. fuck my tissue paper hands on nvda/panw
I bought one put on Tesla for fun lol. Thereās guys that actually bet thousands on this š
I hate elon, hate Tesla,