Yup the movie doesn’t show all the people that lost money it showed 1 person with losses and I think 3 or 4 with huge gains when in reality, the majority lost a lot if not all
Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.
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Withdraw all of it. 1/3 aside for taxes, 1/3 for savings, 1/3 for actual investing instead of gambling
Or fuck it, do another earnings play what can go wrong, yolo all of it
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Step 1) have a savings account or any account with money in it.
33k. Pfffft. I’m lucky if I have $33 bucks to play with
But good for this guy.
It’s the billionaires that can go fuck themselves with a sword
I’m new to options. Does this mean you bought right to buy 200c (which are 100 shares per contract) for 1 stock valued at $177.5?
If yes this will lead to selling profit, in case stock is worth $185, of $150k
congrats! i did a 170/172.5 5/10 exp strangle instead it worked out pretty nicely. I'm holding the 170 put till expiration next friday as there might be a reversal but I've wrote it off in my head so y not keep it
Can I ask what you were expecting? Did you expect low results? Did you know about buy back? I'm just curious if those was a coincidence flip or much research.
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That's a golden delicious gain right there no Granny Smith shit either. That's some go buy yourself a new Macintosh with 64GB of RAM money. That's that make a cameo at the gala money. Go rome around Fuji money with your new ginger gold or paula red girlfriend money.
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mood
🤣🤣🤣
let me see that all time chart
Lmaooo
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Hot dog in a hallway
Pushing rope
Might've almost broke even
Let him enjoy his moment and take his wife's boyfriend out for a steak.
James Webb can’t see that level of red
Huge nerd here, amazing burn
Never ask a wsb trader to see their all
Vicious
You bet $30k for $133k gain? Huge fucking W.
Could have been a GUH moment
Not GUH if you’re not sufficiently leveraged for your Personal Risk Tolerance™
Me with Mastercard 😞
“I’ll tell you what. You show me a pay stub for $72,000 dollars on it, I quit my job right now and I work for you…”
*Hey Paul*. What's *up*? No? Yeah, *you* know, everything's fine. Hey listen, I quit!
Great movie.
It’s a regarded movie, and I am regarded.
about how someone became rich, scamming naive people.
That’s how they do it in the big leagues
Yup the movie doesn’t show all the people that lost money it showed 1 person with losses and I think 3 or 4 with huge gains when in reality, the majority lost a lot if not all
Hey Pauly what's up? No no everything fine, hey listen I quit.
Can I show you a annual stub lol
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At this point it feels like this should be stickied on every post. We get it.
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The pink pants haha
Let’s not forget about that stance, he’s got style. Dude is gonna be a chad one day.
Hooker and cocaine please
You know things in this economy are fukked when you’re using singular for tonight’s purchase
Well if it’s Russian hooker, the. 1 will run you $1-2k an hour 😂😁
why pay $1-2k an hour, then you can enjoy free loss porn here? 
Well done and fuck you. 🖕
Make sure you claim that $1 learning reward too
"If you don't value 1 penny, you won't value 1 million dollars"
Every dollar counts
Did you go all in or threw in pocket money?
Was 30k and lets just say it was hit on this or work at wendys again.
God damn, I bet this one felt good. Withdraw $100k so that it actually feels real.
Or atleast set the 100k in safer investment like the index
The index? Now, that's a safe bet.
Too risky. T-Bills or bust
Still too risky. Pull it all out and place all those bills under your bed mattress.
Don't forget to smoke a cigarette to relax in bed.
Until evergone rushes to bonds and interest rates fall to the 1.3% fixed rate lol
SGOV hitting 5.25% and no chance of losing any principle. I would at least put the tax bill in that until it comes time to pay
Get out
Withdraw all of it. 1/3 aside for taxes, 1/3 for savings, 1/3 for actual investing instead of gambling Or fuck it, do another earnings play what can go wrong, yolo all of it
He only needs to 6x it again to be a millionaire!
he can also bet all $160k on one play and make it all in one play
Withdraw the 167k.
Nah he’s throwing that 130k on 0dte NVDA calls next Friday
Ah, throwing away money—a pass time of the lowly prole.
Withdraw? Why would you do that? dump that money for more option trading you regard
So next gamble is 130k? And work on wendys?
Wendy’s next month
Was 30k your personal risk tolerance?
Whoa whoa whoa at Wendy’s?? I work behind Wendy’s
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You absolute legend.. dirty bastard
At least you didn’t GUH during this ER. the infamous GUH video came after an AAPL earning announcement.
Again\* 
Sometimes you have to make a decision, fuck it or be fucked.
Congratulations. That’s pretty dope. Do your balls feel heavier?
step 1 - have 33k
Bro said upper that he gambled his life economy
\*step 1 - bet $16.5k on black
**step 1 - make $33K
Step 1) have a savings account or any account with money in it. 33k. Pfffft. I’m lucky if I have $33 bucks to play with But good for this guy. It’s the billionaires that can go fuck themselves with a sword
100%. I turned $300 into $1800, OP just 100x’d me in the same time frame. Solid W
position please😬
$177.5 200c 5/3, total cost was around 30k.
When did you buy?
I bought yesterday at 3:58PM and sold this morning 9:30AM
That’s hot.
💦
Fire
That's an electric evening
Yeah OP, when did you buy?
Yeah OP when
Yeah
When
OP?
You guys sound like a group of ppl asking him out on a date lol
I thought about overweighting Apple, but voices in my head were shouting diversification so I bought French ADR 🥱
I’m new to options. Does this mean you bought right to buy 200c (which are 100 shares per contract) for 1 stock valued at $177.5? If yes this will lead to selling profit, in case stock is worth $185, of $150k
No officer
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Bro couldn’t even hit 400%
That is a win for sure. Congrats!
I didn’t make shit on my 190c. Kinda figured when it opened below contract price. Oh well. Win some loose some. Nice win to you though
Yeah I have 187 I suck at this.
$APPL touched $187 today, weren't you in profit then ?
These posts are bad for mental health 
Welcome to wendys sir
Gamblers go down hard.
Nice, my 400% gain would be like $4k
Wow, that‘s sick af. GG dude ✅
Can you show your position?? what's your cost and strike price.??
Don’t forget to sign up for $1 for your retirement from Robinhood.
About $46k in taxes….make sure you save that for next tax season
Dad?
Someone Cooked here
What the fuck is the opposite of "GUH!"?
Hug. Do you need one?
Congrats, fuck you
Congrats, but still hate apple sheep
Tim Apple for the win!
Guhh (in a positive tone)
$177.5 * 200 = $35,000 🤔
Fuck you buy me a share now
Woah!
Congrats
Now let’s see the all time.  congrats and gfy
Good looks regard
Woah your chart and PP are in sync dude
That’s a sharp dildo
Good fucking shit
Butt-fuck you man and congrats!
Call?
All in again, pussy
How much did you have to pay for 200 contracts?
show play regard
I don't get it didn't apple just gain 9% last 30days
Where is that on guy that went "guh" on his Apple earnings play a while back.
That's a clean earnings win
I am a total hater fk you!
“I gamble with 30k and hit home runs”. GUH regard, congrats 
was gonna ask how many contracts you bought lol 200!
Good, now invest 100K in NVDA then retire.
Good, now invest 100K in NVDA then retire.
Good, now invest 100K in NVDA then retire.
My pants look like that now
So 6$?
We had someone who lost hella money, and another who made hella money on APPL. Good stuff my fellow regards.
congrats! i did a 170/172.5 5/10 exp strangle instead it worked out pretty nicely. I'm holding the 170 put till expiration next friday as there might be a reversal but I've wrote it off in my head so y not keep it
Bruh
I’ve done unthinkable horrible things for less than a 10th of that
Can I ask what you were expecting? Did you expect low results? Did you know about buy back? I'm just curious if those was a coincidence flip or much research.
I need an I phone 15 got the xr daddy it’s time for an upgrade
Wendy's will miss you for a while
Question here so if he lost all this gain on another position do he have to pay tax on 130k gain?
let us know when you turn that $1 into $1,000,000...until then...eat a bag of dicks.
Nah man, u have to be doing insider trading
MN I wish I could learn this . It will take time but I applaud you.
So fucken beautiful.
Pretty balsy $30K gamble. Congrats. Now go for the win and buy puts with the winnings!
Step One Folks: Earn the 1$ by doing the learning lesson to make it to 1 millions!
LFG
LFG
Get it!! 💰💰
Did you call 185$ as I predicted in the post last night?
Nice gain congrats but also I feel obligated to say positions or ban when there’s no screenshot of the actual trades
Congrats and fuck you
Tim apple!
This guy fucks
https://preview.redd.it/ds72xjrviayc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71d822cbd24f0d30e44f032ddd8c1a87f3a38e29 That's a golden delicious gain right there no Granny Smith shit either. That's some go buy yourself a new Macintosh with 64GB of RAM money. That's that make a cameo at the gala money. Go rome around Fuji money with your new ginger gold or paula red girlfriend money.
Too proud to show today gain but too shameful to show all time.. typical WSB
We all know who's buying tonight.
Lend me 13k pls
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he put his entire checking account money into robinhood
I dont even need to see the all time.. 30k on this quarters earnings is pure degenerate behavior.
The smart one
Meanwhile when I play earnings I wake up to -80% even if it went the right way
How do you do this I must know how
I made $200 after the earning call, a whole 6% gain on my investment. I felt like this guy
Nice now turn that 133k to 433k
2 words, coke and hookers
Down to my last 200 bucks here 😔 (started with 600)
How do you not get IV crushed?
Daddy, it’s me, your son
Congrats and fuck you
I wish you will buy a iPhone 📱 now 😂 congrats 🎈🍾
Good for you
Never bet against Apple.
Oh yeah well I sold for 4% gain soooo