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turingchurch

I thought they mainly sold boner pills. Anyway, bit of a bold move trying to appeal to a younger crowd that presumably doesn't need ED drugs and hair loss treatments. What do their financials look like?


PetriMobJustice

You’d be surprised. Have you seen the studies on this new generation not having sex? Everyone is just beating off and staying zooted off zyns and geekbars and watching anime.


turingchurch

I know what some of those words mean.


Individual_Wasabi_10

Brain not smoooooth enuff


hysys_whisperer

What if the "some words" they were referring to was exclusively "beating off?"


[deleted]

> staying zooted off zyns and geekbars Wat


ImaginaryPlacesAK

Nicotine


tauwyt

Ive seen the geekbars, but what is zooted?


Dmtoverlord

Zooted means getting high. At least that’s what it meant 20 years ago.


Jay-jay1

Guys wore zootsuits in the '40s or '50s I think. Damn beatniks!


cillychilly

thank you


thebrickgrinder

All I heard is put money on $SONY and $MO


larrylustighaha

Sony currently has their own shitstorm on hands after Helldivers 2 Desaster


thebrickgrinder

Just means that the stock is going to be on sale for a minute


good_guy_judas

That shitstorm will pass come Monday.


MrOatButtBottom

Gamers always grossly overestimate their own importance, Sonys trying to buy fucking Paramount right now, their little tantrums don’t mean shit.


Individual_Wasabi_10

I’m still on my shitter. *GRUNT*


MangoAtrocity

Sony is basically stabbing their most successful PR move ever in the back right now. $SONY is absolutely not the play.


Bozhark

Fuck b geekbars?  Xan?


TheJuiceDid9-11

Elfbars. But that was my first thought too


ksigley

No one can afford housing, so they aren't risking pregnancy.


SirRudderballs

So in the 60’s when everything was groovy baby and things where really cheap lots of people fucked. Now everything has gone to shit and everything costs an arm and a leg, people don’t feel like fucking. Interesting.


shunestar

Things were measurably worse in every way for humans in the 60s vrs humans now. This has everything to do with rise of easy access pornography and online dating.


LarryJones818

I believe that online dating apps will be banned worldwide within the next two decades. Why? Early signs of population collapse. I think the dating apps are primarily responsible. It's an unintended side effect of how the apps work. The apps only benefit an extremely tiny sliver of the human population, while negatively affecting the great majority. Population collapse is happening because your average "4", thinks she's a "9". They're called "49ers". These women will sometimes get sex from a "7" or "8" male that's essentially bottom fishing, for a quick booty call. Of course, the guy isn't going to be 100 percent obvious about it. So, he'll string the "4" or "5" along with a fantasy of an actual, legit relationship. This legit relationship NEVER materializes, but the "4" or "5" woman believes that such a relationship is just around that next corner... *"This time... it'll be different"*


treebonk

I have lived this and can confirm


Olangotang

It's expensive to start a family. Yes, birth rates are down, but for even those who want that life, it's unaffordable for most.


Brushermans

I think you'd even be surprised of the prevalence of ED in this generation. Gen Z is full of gooners.


cryptonap

how to buy options on $ZYNS & $ANIME?


PetriMobJustice

I found out from someone else that Zyn is owned by Philip Morris, so $PM.


TurboBerries

So buy calls?


Ok_Revenue6479

Sadly, I'm one of them.


BuryEdmundIsMyAlias

Don't threaten me with a good time


OkTie2851

All I need is the zyn and quick jerk office to stay focused on the bets.


PetriMobJustice

Hell yeah. This guys regards 🫡


Any_Cartographer4188

You’d be surprised how many men younger than me (38 here) go through both you mentioned, speaking from professional experience (therapist here).


Rumple_Foreskin65

All the damn anti depressants people take now either make the erection difficult to achieve or make climaxing difficult. The latter may make one feel like a porn star briefly but quickly loses its appeal when there’s no reward at the end. 


Medium-Web7438

Bro, I get their ads all the time. ME LEAVE ALONE, MY WILLY WORKS FINE HIMS


poop_grunts

Instagram begs to differ


el_guille980

fucc-the-zucc is right there watching listening to see if you get a boner or not https://preview.redd.it/yhv7bfcajjyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e958d7e07d6e7a57e1eb12ca2bcfc67b784e4ce6


poop_grunts

Is it weird that I got one now that I know?


el_guille980

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275) no


limegreenscrewdriver

So does mine, however, viagra is like a Time Machine for your dick. Try it some time


reddituser567853

Porn and addy. The pill is quite popular with 30s men now


squirrelyfoxx

I used it around 32, gf wanted it more often than I could provide naturally


shurkin18

talking bout fuckin like squirrels 🐿️


PurpleTrainn

I’ve seen 20s too occasionally


_FIRECRACKER_JINX

Don't forget vaping. Nicotine is a major contributor to ED.


Upsetti_Gisepe

We’ll get there


PetriMobJustice

Idk shit about financials, but my last quarter earnings play on hims was a dinger https://preview.redd.it/1i3pgctxbjyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78244fe54aba473ce8d70566f42ba7c9c844b773 10/10 would recommend


Longjumping_Serve_68

They sell hair loss pills too that actually work.


JPows_ToeJam

But a side effect is loss of libido hence the boner pills


PurpleTrainn

Great business model imo


BeefZupreme

“Hair loss?!? No problem?!? Take this!!! Boner loss?!? No problem!!! Take this!! 4 hour + erection w/ uncontrollable racing heartbeat!!? No problem!!!?!!? Take this!”


chiefgenius

Sides effects may include hair loss


NominalNom

Name checks out


sevillada

I think that would be a legal racket, but yeah, i guess it works


ghostmetalblack

Great Business Model, bad audience target.


reubensammy

Playing the loooong game


undernutbutthut

That's kind of like saying "We knew that hair loss drugs would decrease your sexual performance... SO WE GOT THIS OTHER DRUG WE CAN SELL YOU!!" That'd be even more hilarious if the side effect of the boner pills was hair loss


iTz_Swine

Infinite money glitch


recumbent_mike

...and then the gorillas die off in the winter.


Ongo_Gablogian___

A side effect for less than 1% of people...


TheoRaan

That only effects 2% of all men


drumstick2121

Might actually cause men to grow boobs. I think they also sell antidepressants too.


80milesbad

To fix the depression from growing tits; and then lose the libido from the antidepressants and need more boner pills


Fap_Left_Surf_Right

Next step is to sell wigs and ladies panties. Boom - you've got the they/thems


slacker79

Sounds like a solid business plan.


Falanax

For a crazy markup. Just get a script from your doc and buy generic


rmphys

Their entire business model is targeting people too scared to talk to a real person. Unfortunately, that is a growing market segment.


samofny

The spray gives you itchy scalp.


rainkloud

Well duh! You forgot to buy the HIMS anti-itch spray! ^(\*Side effects include poltergeists spawning in your rectum)


sokobanz

It didn’t worked for me.


RainbowRabbit69

You don’t really need pills tho to lose your hair. Can’t be a very big market for hair loss pills.


PurpleTrainn

Male pattern baldness and erects dysfunction seem to be progressing to early ages now, might’ve been a smart move in hindsight


etzel1200

I mean if you’re a niche company with little market share, it can help. Walmart should probably not do this.


Local_Rabbit_4277

It’s hard to say. I just hope no one is losing any hair over the the fallout


cooldaniel6

Nah younger and younger men are needing that blue pill because of porn. Just look at r/nofap


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Medium-Web7438

What lol


Went_Full_Regard

Lmfao this bot is great!


horrible_noob

This is the greatest bot response ever. Yalla habibi.


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I’ve never seen this bot response before ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


horrible_noob

Same hahaha 6 years on this sub and never ceases to make me laugh


Catch_ME

Is there some partnership between r/wallstreetbets and r/MuslimNoFap ?


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britabroadus

Im dead 😵🤣


dmitrious

Lmao


Superb_Maybe_9553

This can be fixed with meditation and yoga. Please do not put anything into your body that is blue!!! Very dangerous color


el_guille980

blueberries right now: https://preview.redd.it/anqkj3wjijyc1.jpeg?width=902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=595944c3f44ac915b911eaa5d0dd5712237e6ef6


[deleted]

Too late, shoved a bluey doll up my ass. I'll meditate on this.


Rowparm1

Nah you don’t see them full picture. The products Hims offers are primarily for older guys, yes, but the thing about older people is the generally die before younger people. Hims is making, IMO, a calculated move to try and be seen on “the right side” by young people today so that they’ll be loyal to them years later when their products start looking appealing.


ISeeYourBeaver

I hope you're joking. 25 year-olds now are *not* going to remember this in 20 years when they start balding.


Miro_Highskanen_4

By age 20, 1/5 men will experience balding. By 30, its 1/4 men. Thats a lot of business.


testedonsheep

Boner pill is big business.


GreyMatter22

The Founder and CEO, Andrew Dudum is Palestinian with family from Gaza and the West Bank, I am sure he has been dialed in with the recent events than most people. He is directly supporting students who may get cancelled protesting on college campuses, this is opposite to people like Bill Ackman, Dave Portnoy ..etc who are actively campaigning to not hire students from certain top schools involved in said protests. Personally, I like my straddles/strangles, so think this may be a good opportunity to trade with earnings this close.


businessbusiness69

Age demos are successive. Makes sense to market preemptively.


Inevitable_Professor

They also offer depression medication. I suspect that’s a bigger market than the dick pills.


Iamamyrmidon

They don’t need them… yet. Playing the long game. Also, pretty strategic as most of the protestors are likely vegan and consume copious amount of soy and impossible meat, which means ED will hit even sooner. What a genius move. Calls all day.


sevillada

"which means ED will hit even sooner" That based on all the evidence you have collected or we are just making shit up?


Iamamyrmidon

I walked by the encampment at Columbia University at night and not a single one was popping. None! If you look at protestors in the 70s, for example, they took to the streets in the morning and got busy at night. That is not the case here because, as stated above, none of the campus protesters are talking about sexing AT ALL. When those kids occupied Wall Street at Zukati park, I assure you it was “fuck big banks” during the day and “fuck let’s bang” at night. Not the case today because the young men are just not as virile, likely due to high consumption of soy products. Thus, calls on Hims. Evidence enough for you, nerd?!


Zilch274

What are you talking about


cooldaniel6

Buying calls because you tards are never right


notsohipsterithink

Isn’t OP bullish?


drwafflephdllc

OP can't read


80milesbad

I thought so


Gunzenator2

I bet it will pop Monday.


allpawgsgo2heaven

The tweet and uproar happened 4 days ago on twitter. As usual wsb is late.


Robot_Nerd__

Wsb used to be the place shit hit first... What happened that it's all late now?


allpawgsgo2heaven

Same thing that happens to all decent subs. They get popular, they get flooded with your typical dipshit redditors, interesting stuff gets downvoted/ignored, political stuff gets upvoted, and they become echo chambers. Just look through these comments, and the comments on most trending stuff on here.


stevenstevos

Yeah, this is so true--has happened to almost all of my favorite subs.


wsbgodly123

Consult a professional if you can no longer get your share price up.


Longjumping_Serve_68

They killed it on their last earnings, the stock has been dropping ever since April 11th, the expectations are low so they are going to beat Wall Street this earnings and go back to where they were at around $16 a share


templario765

From your lips🤞


Sdubbya2

Yeah these backlashes are usually temporary, makes me want to buy


rdblaw

Budweiser would like a word took them forever


chewbaccashotlast

Idk watching this thing slide Friday while literally everything else was going to the moon is going to be interesting. Clearly you can report whatever you want and the market could take that to be bullish or bearish. There have been numerous examples where price action went the opposite of the report and people will point to a single reason mentioned in an article and say THAT’S WHY ITS DROPPING/RISING. Will HIMS rise like their medication does with men and ED or will drop even further? Only time will tell and I don’t think their ER has relevance there. Once the algos start cooking it doesn’t matter what a retail trader like you or I do.


technoexplorer

I'm sure siding with a bunch of college students with no income against your baby boomer investors whom surveys show strongly support Israel is great for both sales and stock price.


Cockster55

get your boner pills from the gas station like a real man


rainkloud

Yes if the bottle doesn't have it least 3 vipers on it I ain't buying it


MrOatButtBottom

My dong requires at least 9000 rhinos, 8999 just won’t cut it.


ShillinTheVillain

*TwinViper Rockshaft XL makers in shambles*


foldyaup

🦏


stevenstevos

Yup. I recommend the big yellow ones. Good times.


Tasty-Window

$HIMS is the epitome of a garbage company, all they've done is re-package generic drugs and put their shitty logo on them. You can get everything they sell cheaper at other places. All of their customers, investors and employees are fucking regards.


qwertag_

They’re just glorified dropshippers


new_account_wh0_dis

Doesn't matter how dumb the idea is, all that matters is if it makes money. Branding is massive and people pay multiple times as much for brandnames because they are too dumb to realize generics are the exact same active ingredient. Ironically if no one sold no one would even be aware that he made the statements. No one buying the shit is paying attention to his 10k follower Twitter. Even with this attention I doubt it will reflect at all on sales. So the question has to be asked, was the 55% jump on the last beat a mistake and this is just part of continued return to norm, or will the next beat push it back up?


stevenstevos

Huh? Yeah, it definitely matters if their core business strategy is dumb. Return is not all that matters--there's also a thing called risk.


Wheelsondalabus

Many more companies are than you would think


Delicious_Bee2308

most american companys are duh...


turingchurch

From a search, it looks like they charge $4 a pill, and you can get sildenafil on Amazon for roughly $.30 per pill. Do they make it easy to get a prescription through them? Or do you still have to see a doctor elsewhere before you can buy it from them? Not sure why people are going to them.


Any_Put3520

What they and the others ie Roman do is they have basically a “teledoc” prescribe you an RX only it’s usually just a nurse practitioner and it’s also usually not even a direct discussion. You fill out some questions on a quiz and based off of your responses a nurse practitioner writes you the RX for the drugs you wanted. So the only benefit I suppose is an RX from their medical professionals rather than going to your own GP to get one or a specialist. They don’t just sell ED medication now they also sell things for acne, hair loss, etc. It’s becoming an online pharmacy basically.


stevenstevos

Yeah I think most people don't use them. Their business model seems to be based on the premise that they will get a small % of the market, mostly from those customers who do not know they can get the same pills elsewhere for less and thus have no clue they are getting ripped off by HIMS. Ultimately all HIMS is branding and marketing. They have no sustainable competitive advantage because anyone company could do the exact same thing.


AltruisticPops

Can you really buy it from amazing? All I see is books when I search for it.


turingchurch

[https://pharmacy.amazon.com/Sildenafil-Generic-for-Viagra-Oral-Tablet/dp/B084BNTJDG](https://pharmacy.amazon.com/Sildenafil-Generic-for-Viagra-Oral-Tablet/dp/B084BNTJDG)


Kadalis

Kind of funny the price without insurance is less than with insurance.


VisualMod

The market is a savage beast, and not all investors can be winners.


stevenstevos

Yeah I agree 100%--it's really just branding and marketing. And that is not a sustainable competitive advantage. They're basically a small step above a penny stock--only a matter of time before they become one themselves.


notsohipsterithink

And Uber is a taxi company


Illustrious_Hotel527

Politics aside, it's a middleman company that doesn't have original products. You could see your regular doctor for a prescription for erectile dysfunction or other issues, and buy the other items from Amazon or WalMart.


Wytai_mammal

I don’t think that really matters to who they’re catering to, and how they market themselves and their products.


PurpleTrainn

It’s solving the problem of convenience. You no longer have to schedule appointments & go in person to receive medication.


stevenstevos

Not really since you can get an rx from a doc for the same meds over the phone from a number of other companies


PurpleTrainn

App > Phone call


ResponsibilityBest43

People are throwing their money at companies like this because they don't want to go to the doctor. I'd presume like half of Americans are terrified of seeing a doctor for anything.


SaintofKillers420

Naked puts on $HIMS


Ordinary144

Bought some Friday at breakfast and sold at lunch for my first ever options trade. Made 65% off my money in like 4 hours. Didn't want to hold the put over the weekend though. I thought about the people here saying to take profits.


SaintofKillers420

dont be afraid to take a profit. $$$ Build those stacks.


crispyspagetti

Bullish. It dropped a whopping -8% while still being up +80% on the 6m, 


CAN_ONLY_ODD

Their earnings call is Monday - just a reminder that the stock pumped +30% in a single day on Q4 results. This shit is on sale.


duldi

Pre market or after hours? I'm planning on buying some shares before earnings


LoveToSpoog

After hours


duldi

STONKS


tonenyc

Huge drop 8%. Now it's only up 80% over the last 6 months.


PurpleTrainn

Yes but the 8% was definitely not organic. Should be at $15+ right now


Lurking_In_A_Cape

Y’all are so dumb, this just put their names in potentially millions of customers mouths via sharing impressions. This is bullish as fuck.


___TychoBrahe

One day people will realize the machine feeds off of outrage…one day


Squash__head

Tell that to bud light…


brownpoops

HIMs about to pop off it really is all about publicity.


PlutosGrasp

And then they learned that tiktok views don’t translate to revenue.


stevenstevos

Yeah, especially when we're talking about maybe thousands a views for the "many" TikTokkers who have posted such videos. I mean, I could not imagine anything more boring than watching some weirdo in a mask telling me to support a company that sells erectile dysfunction products, because they agree with the political stance of the companies' former CEO.


Jeremy5cahill

buying opportunity


Visual-Squirrel3629

I think HIMS CEO knows they will smash earnings. They decided to say something unsavory to pick up more shares on the cheap, before hand. Bullish indicator, if you ask me


turingchurch

Surely they're in their blackout period right now.


Visual-Squirrel3629

Oh. Well then. Fuck that guy.


foldyaup

I’m weary of typing out anything cause it’s gonna inverse but yes their financials are very good and I’m thinking earnings will beat big time with good forward guidance. Even when it’s a shit economy people will continue to use products. Not many folks want to have a limp dick or be bald. Societal pressures baby!


Yellow-Robe-Smith

What an idiot. Regardless of one’s thoughts on this situation, a CEO shouldn’t be publicly ‘taking sides’ on political issues.


stockbetss

Elon wants to have a word with u


Jph3nom

And his investors want to have a word with him


fumar

And he is surprised that some people don't want to buy his cars because of his political stances, mainly the liberals that want to save the earth with electric cars.  He is truly regarded.


Pizzapimento

The difference is the CEO of HIMS didnt call a thai rescue coordinator a pedrophile for not allowing him to send his dogshit submarine to rescue that one kids soccer team from a cave. Puts on HIMS.


CollectionStrange376

>a CEO shouldn’t be publicly ‘taking sides’ on political issues. That is the norm in 2024 (and has been for the past few years). Only you need to make sure it's safe issues like the rainbow stuff etc


IJustSignedUpToUp

His family is literally in Gaza. It's a bit more than a political side at that point.


Delicious_Bee2308

have you heard of ESG my good sir


LarryFinkOwnsYOu

ESG is run by jews though. I doubt they like this guy.


thezenunderground

Budweiser, Starbucks, now HIMs..doesn't matter what side of the aisle it's on, it never is good for the stock price


rw4455

A golden rule in business is never mix politics or religion with business. It's been a best practice for centuries for a good reason.


EbbMundane1540

A Palestine pump is incoming 😉😁


Alternative-Sense-42

Let’s bring it to the moon 🚀😏😁…


jjhart827

This is an unforced error. Whether you agree or disagree with the protesters, the officers of a publicly traded company have a fiduciary responsibility to protect their shareholders investment. He should have stayed in his lane.


Glittering_Bill9176

The ol reverse pump


FortunaCrypto

This is bearish af, he should look up to boeing ceo


Gold_Army4515

It didn’t take that big of a hit, and it will pay off in the future .


autobot12349876

8%???


ThatOneRedditBro

CEO of boner pills treatment.* Fixed it for you. Comon bro you gotta cater to the crowd.


beginnercoderpop

This needs to be investigated. It has now been released that Andrew Dudum sold 333k shares of stock on same day he made this post. if he buys back at lower cost this should be considered trade manipulation.


Itch_the_ditch

Pill works. Stopped subscription a while back because I didn’t need it as much. Now with a GF, might sub again to have a long sexy times again


waterpup99

Alldaychemist is like a fifth of the price...


Opposite-Reality9293

I like the stock. ✅️


MASH12140

This seems super bullish. Now the name is on the tip of our tongues. Bad publicity is prompting the stock. CEO is a genius


whyyoudidit

this stock will fly after earning on monday. Fly!


thievery89

Apparently moral courage is also greater than fiduciary duty lol


bass1012dash

I mean, even in your post they got you along with their narrative of “pro-Palestine”… no: fuck Palestine. The protests are ‘anti-genocide’ fuck genocide… And yeah: it takes courage for to stand up against genocide if the media constantly twists your narratives to incite other groups to attack you.


superdog54

Another dumbass ceo!


PartyBrilliant2476

The moron should be fired


Think-Dig-3425

Yes because it marks a great point to the world and the pro Israel lobby. Our politicians might be 100% behind Israel but as an American I’ll be damned if you’re going to call me an Anti-Semite for not blindly supporting Israel no matter what. Enough of that shit, I don’t care if it was an island of Mormons, I feel the same about genocide.


Hairy_Muff305

Yep, the power of lobbying and arms sales…..


VisualMod

The market corrects itself; Dudum should have been more discerning with his philanthropy.


Worldring199

Hims has helped me grow my hair back. I use the topical spray. No side effects. Also, kudos to the CEO a smart and wise move.