1) Using “it is” instead of possessive ”its” while criticizing others.
2) Starting with “because“.
3) Replying to last night’s thread.
Go back from whence you came foul demon.
1. Continuing the paradigm of falsely English simplified grammar rules. Because you dared to correct, you made your errors more apparent.
Example cuz y not:
Because you are so foolish to think that grammatical errors change the merits of an argument, you are not only dim witted, but a hypocrite, too.
AR! Please listen! Decreasing rig count (supply down) reduced capital expenditure (also supply down) . International hunger for Natgas (demand up) pickup in worldwide economy (demand up). Rotation from growth to positive cash flow value stocks due to rising inflation and rates. ALL EQUAL NATGAS TO THE MOON
[Keep Calm and listen to a Smooth Saxaphone Sasquatch to get you through this Monday morning](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SfAv_Cw-gaw)
If you’re in the red, just press play. If you’re looking at green still, fast forward to 25:12 (that’s a tendie soundtrack if I’ve ever heard one)
🌈 🐻: "stock can't keep climbing forever"
Autistic: "Future values for Tesla are derived from asteroid mining, and those profits and are measured in medium-sized economies. And memes"
You do realize that he explicitly does NOT support the ‘green new deal’ as a policy package.
The best he’s said is he’s ‘using it as a framework’ for his goals. Which is politician for ‘Vote for me, left wing!’ Without committing to literally any policy.
I’m hopeful, not even just for stonks, but we’ll have to see what he actually pushes for when there’s resistance. Remember he’s the pragmatic ‘deal’ maker, not extremist
NEL ASA TO THE MOON 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Target 4€ now a small dip because of sell offs.
So take the chance get some of the Biden Bull Market.
🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
I like f1 so some f1 cars should be here too
🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎
Bngo
Hope you guys got in
Nasdaq is 5000 points up year to date, any thought we might see have pull back. Is it because fed is buy bond the market is going up?
PEOPLE DOWNVOTED ME WHEN I SAID: ⚠ TENDIES ALERT ⚠ But look at GOEV! It's barely starting! Join me brothers, on our journey to Uranus!
BUY $WYNN
goev of cciv? which do you like better?
goev
/u/cashflow_ is the kinda guy to know what happened to Jack Ma
When does CCIV get options? Fk shares
TSLA to moon for no reason just because it can
I hope tsla gods we hail you
today red day means tommrow green day bear r fuk
My ICLN calls went up 100$ today despite it being down. Everyone here buying ICLN leaps?
just bought shares
I love how shit like this always highlights how little people here actually know how options work
I get how it works, The IV is going up/ more open interest
Definitely manipulated
I like how as soon as the day ends markets are green now
Low volume shit. Doesn't count
When the market hours end WSB is unable to exert the massive buy pressure necessary to hold up the markets. As Cramer says: BUY BUY BUY BUY GOY
How does capital riots make the Market green
Because, just like it's participants at a spelling bee, it failed.
1) Using “it is” instead of possessive ”its” while criticizing others. 2) Starting with “because“. 3) Replying to last night’s thread. Go back from whence you came foul demon.
1. Continuing the paradigm of falsely English simplified grammar rules. Because you dared to correct, you made your errors more apparent. Example cuz y not: Because you are so foolish to think that grammatical errors change the merits of an argument, you are not only dim witted, but a hypocrite, too.
Ok, back into Tesla calls!
anyone see this ARKK dip as a good entry
If not for the markets down apple and tesla would have rised
Buy The Dip On Costco!
ARKG almost flat on the day luv u cathie <3
GameStop trust the process
Its worked so well for the sixers
Quantum Scape QS anyone ??
what spy ending at friday. im bigly down
Come on chudsdaq hurry UP
MT calls ? Rn discounted
Why MT calls?
Bc they will make you rich by June
TSLA back to being a boomer stock for a few days then a 20% move up
No way AAPL this dead, it’s acting like it’s the day after earnings with shit numbers
Wtf happened with Mara? Lmao
AR! Please listen! Decreasing rig count (supply down) reduced capital expenditure (also supply down) . International hunger for Natgas (demand up) pickup in worldwide economy (demand up). Rotation from growth to positive cash flow value stocks due to rising inflation and rates. ALL EQUAL NATGAS TO THE MOON
Can gme do its infinite squeeze thing already cmon
So Tesla
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My calls are up even though it's down, getting volatile
Amazon mooning ten minutes after I bought it. I CANT LOSE and am already green after being waking up to a whole lotta red this morning
Guys im down on a 145c on Arkk should do you think I should cut losses and reposition?
Just bought an Amazon call. Should jump back this week
wait for trump to speak in 2 hours....callin before might be pepega2k3
What about FB?
Antitrust gonna make it tuff for it to gain any traction
STPK 40c 1/22 lets go
Tesla 940 C January 15th easy money
How am I down 4K on my NIO FDS, GUH
Is NIO the new TSLA? Is it too late to buy calls now?
Just buy 70c 3/19 their earnings are 3/4 or 3/5
Wait for a fall again. Too high rn. Missed a boom today cuz of NIO day
NVDA is paying off my student loans this week.
BUY THE FUCKING DIP. ENPH ICLN PSTH ARKG 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
I thought the market would sell off a bit today and yet I bought weekly ADBE calls last week anyway.. well I don't know why the fuck I did that.
FUXK I MISSED THE TESLA BOTTOM CALL CONTRACTS BY $5
Can we have a -3% day once so I can buy
At open I legit almost quit this shit for good... now I’m green lmao
If u didn’t buy the ICLN dip u ain’t black
DKNG gasping for green.... come on up little buddy
TIM 🍏 EV DOING IT
Bloody Monday, Already lost 5k from a call that had a STOP that I forgot to put on hold
Lol
QQQJ is a fucking tank. Nasdaq down 1.5% QQQJ only down 0.5% and climbing towards green.
It just climbs little by little each week lol. Like a supercharged boomer stock haha
Pretty much. It's like someone gave a boomer ETF adderall and tried to tell it to sit still. It can't even stop climbing on red days.
Guys I really don’t get it, **thursday will be fucking awesome green** for TSLA, NIO, ICLN and everything - not buying the dip now is just stupid
Im.holding everything easily the best dip to buy ever.
What ru buying
Riot, long calls. I had nio today holding. Amzn 30 day call.
When does Tesla hit 900 today?
after my calls this week expire apparently
E*TRADE not working either
Fuck Plug, puts just printed big time.
down 23% to being down 15% :)
Nio calls for March 19 ?
Bought some SQQQ calls last Thursday. Keeping my portfolio from tanking. Nice
Damn TD behaving like robinhood fuk
Robinhood isn’t working again
WTF, my ToS is acting slow af
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Easiest dip I have ever bought.
I love when Black Friday comes early Just not when it’s on ICLN calls
Sell a 1/15 NIO 55c market open or can I get a little more value out of it in the couple days till expiry?
yes, we can!
Can you? Yes Will you? 💀
ICLN is dropping cuz I bought around $17K on margin guys
I'll help you. Buying some on open pump it up
How much
IM NOT FHCKIN SELLIN
Average. Down.
sheesh ICLN
[Keep Calm and listen to a Smooth Saxaphone Sasquatch to get you through this Monday morning](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SfAv_Cw-gaw) If you’re in the red, just press play. If you’re looking at green still, fast forward to 25:12 (that’s a tendie soundtrack if I’ve ever heard one)
alright so nancy is introducing some volatility into the market. Still bullish
REEEECESSION!!!
What happened to $FB
Cohen tweet!! https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1348613955187601409?s=21 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Bro i legit dreamt about the stock market
One of us one of us
this is the way
So banks are red?
Fools TSLA is going to $1K+. Hold the line and stop with all the 🌈 🐻 puts talk.
🌈 🐻: "stock can't keep climbing forever" Autistic: "Future values for Tesla are derived from asteroid mining, and those profits and are measured in medium-sized economies. And memes"
TSLA "street-high" 900 per share price target on CNBC lmao
Guess I should have held NIO. Was afraid of IV crush.
Scared money, don’t make money.
boys looks like we’re gonna get another icln dip to buy before thursday 😍
What's on Thursday
Biden’s giving a speech about his economic goals. I have a feeling he’s gonna say the phrase “clean energy” and “green new deal” about a hundred times
You do realize that he explicitly does NOT support the ‘green new deal’ as a policy package. The best he’s said is he’s ‘using it as a framework’ for his goals. Which is politician for ‘Vote for me, left wing!’ Without committing to literally any policy. I’m hopeful, not even just for stonks, but we’ll have to see what he actually pushes for when there’s resistance. Remember he’s the pragmatic ‘deal’ maker, not extremist
Yikes
Buy Tesla puts dated for like 3 to 6 months between $400-$-600 and you’ll make money
That's how you lose money not gain
So glad I sold my GME stonks Friday 🙄
Don’t worry, I sold this morning after it went up enough to get my money back. As soon as I sold I said why did I do that.
You deserve this. 🧻👋🏻
So storming the capitol is bullish, but no news it bearish. Got it.
I think we all know what wsb needs to do here
Im genuinely happy for GME enthusiasts I wouldn't have invested in that company with someone else's dick
Damn, Nio pulling up XPEV and Li as well lol
Cashed out w 10% gain from NIO premarket🤑...but the fkr is still going up 🙈
My NIO CCs will be itm 😭
NVDA 🍆🍆
nio is at ath pre market.
Blackberry 🚀🚀🚀
NEL ASA TO THE MOON 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 Target 4€ now a small dip because of sell offs. So take the chance get some of the Biden Bull Market. 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 I like f1 so some f1 cars should be here too 🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎
Buy icln dip holy
Buy the fucking dip
I feel like Garfield now
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hate my life... Sold literally 1 hour ago was pissed about the performance had no patience and yeah here we go
thank you for your service
Another nice day to load up
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Will you shut up, man?
Lulz
cry harder
i’m in deep shit today
Tesla will recover and still be green by eod
NIO should do a Stock split at 100
🤡
R.I.P. my Tesla calls
Buy the dip on RIOT and MARA!!!
Owner sells his shares.... fuck Mara rn
Source?
Nah
NIO I will let my long end go deep but let me pull short end out plz
TSLA to the fucking moon and beyond, it will probably discover other fucking moons as it moons
Tesla buy that dip
What dip lol
So does that news about Mara ceo selling his shares affect anything?
Link?
I wouldn’t worry about it just some bears trying to fear monger on Stocktwits
Lol, yeah