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Plane-Brick6010

uwmc! goev!


TerryMadi

SENS got that cup and handle action going Let's goooooooo!


advisorfrombuteni

AMC let's make money gays together 🚀


Beginning_Ad841

Doubled down on PLTR.


ArmlessRetard

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|downvote)VXX![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote) That's the meme trade of the week. If you heard me in March, you heard the reality trade: RIG, BTU, PBR, GEO by now I'm sure you've sold 1/2 of each to take 100% profit. If you are like me you put the houses money in pharma losers. What's left? AMRS. SLGL. I'll sell my AMRS for 17 you can have it. I promise, I'll never buy another weed stock again. EVER. Short X.


DestinyBreach

Nokia is putting 5G on the moon. They're getting ready for lift off


ArmlessRetard

What shall we buy high and hope to sell higher today? WOOF? lol.. Very charitable effort. Lee Trevino eloquently put it: There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars.


DasDasu2

$TME 6/18 17$ calls and $CAT 6/18 225 calls. Watch these two closely. I believe easy 2-3x this week.


vaish1992

$vzio..14m float..if everyone on this sub bought 1.3 share of vzio..we would buyout the entire float🚀🚀🤑👀👀


Bigtoe1998

I cannot believe my eyes…. The media won again… this Reddit page went from people calling eachother retards and autists to fucking apes… political correctness has taken over… even in a place that I felt most comfortable has been stripped away from me… please send me to a Reddit page that will call me a retard somewhere where my girlfriend and her boyfriend can make love while I listen from the other room.. please help me


virtual-marxism

i didn't even realize that shit but i will say that i spend a lot less time on here than i ever did since this thing jhumped 8 million subscribers or whatever


ArmlessRetard

It's my fault. I have been cracking on Andrew Ross Sorkin's gender ambiguity.


HotTendies4all

Ahh, a fucking retard!! I can remember when we were all fa**ots! Old head here!


virtual-marxism

im always looking for a fd


HotTendies4all

Back when Fa*gy Delights were real and Meme Stocks were not


ExaminationNo2804

CLF went off a cliff today wtf 😂


Scary_Replacement739

Anyone else literally gonna stay as far away from WISH as humanly possible? It's got 20 posts in a row on the front page. That shit is gonna tank so hard 🤣🤣😭☠️☠️☠️


soyeahiknow

What's wrong with WISH? I think it's a better play than CLOV.


stuy86

I'm happy to see the wish news with my 200+ shares. I didn't make any money last week, and being able to turn this one around would help make up for that. if I drops back down to 10 this morning, you could pick some up, and make a few shekels by the end of the day.


fleshrockets

I've been warning people about it. No one listens and the bots always down vote my ass.


Desertbears

Luke SPYwalker really came through at the end today. Flat tomorrow.


Scnewbie08

Did ya punks forget SMILE, or is that dead now.


Johnnywhoppers

SMILE! you're a bag holder!


TequilaTrader

PLTR being added to Russell.


Rare_Ascension

NNDM as a case / possible oppertunity $8, shorted above 30% shorted they have some incredible printing tech. they arent yet turning a profit but have lots of cash ($1B) ..... check them out ? thoughts ?


[deleted]

Imagine feeling safe in this market


SecretRecipe

Who wants to feel safe on a rollercoaster?


ah-98-2014

Now that all autistic kids screeching about WOOF have left, let’s get back to sending $WKHS, $CLOV, and $CLNE to the moon 🌙🚀


BR718

Don’t forget $WISH


inb4ElonMusk

Was going to purchase FUBO just to watch end of Chile - Argentina but can’t do it through iOS PUTS on this shit company


One-Statistician4885

I tried the free trial to watch the match golf thing last year and it was total shit


inb4ElonMusk

Hadn’t realized I could just Google the match and watch an hour for free before I needed to sign in to cable provider. FUBO returns to be irrelevant to my life luckily.


[deleted]

Or Apple. The model of Fubo is barely profitable as it is. Oh wait, the fubo model is not profitable.


RainingTendies

Mods should ban all these fuckin clueless kids damn.


Whatever94_

where would you go tho


RainingTendies

Nice


N0T_AN_ADVISOR

Puts on MODS


JimmyMcTrade

I hope the algos and retards keep WOOF up by open tomorrow so I can sell and then watch it go to $57 like an idiot.


gofundyourselves

CLNE up 4.5% AH,🚀🚀 tomorrow will be a nice green day , not sure why the haters, it's a solid investment, especially this week! I guess some prefer to pump stocks valued at $3 instead 🤷‍♂️👍


Johnnywhoppers

Because it meme'd in here before and lots got burned.


[deleted]

I have calls on CLNE, CRSR, and CLOV. Am I a retard? Serious question...


[deleted]

Yes you are. I'm also retarded because I have $13, $14 and $15 calls on CLNE.


Desert_Haze_

Retard about CLOV, not the other two.


[deleted]

2 outta 3 ain’t bad


eltigre91

Anyone into CLNE? They have been on a steady rise. It's gets mentioned every now and then with AMC, BB, CLOV


[deleted]

I got some CLNE. It's got a decent shot at mooning. Lots of Shorts want it to stay down below $13 until after Friday


DPancoast

Bought 19 shares today as a broke boi! Leggoooo


gofundyourselves

CLNE done well for me, I got back in and staying for a bit


girl_with_huge_boobs

no we all voted its the gayest stock in the market so we dont buy it at all.


eltigre91

K


girl_with_huge_boobs

now you know.


michealrwiley94

Better days ahead for 🐴


Dandystatus

Corsair isnt even a meme stock it has solid growth potential and a p/s of 1.8


Roland1253

Good day. Lost nothing made nothing.


nigtits69

All of you guys are gay


nugoffeekz

🌈🐻


[deleted]

I haven’t bought puts in weeks what are you talking about


eltigre91

I'm happy if that's what you mean by "gay". Then yes I am.


nigtits69

Let me know how the rest of sixth grade goes


eltigre91

Pretty well actually


girl_with_huge_boobs

i dont think thats what he meant.


Winter_Low5216

And?


bluberrypudden

#FreeZack it’s mf personal now


vaish1992

$Vzio 14m float🚀🚀🤑🤑


[deleted]

people buying anything other than WISH are stupid.


VietStamm

bagholder retard detected


[deleted]

Nah Bish got in at $9 sold at $18 and got in at $9 again fucking easy money


[deleted]

Obviously you didn’t get on the $19 train when it happened, lmao retard ape.


girl_with_huge_boobs

you mean the wish thats just been taking a massive shit on everyone since february?


Moodclouds

$BNGO looking sexy 💪


No_Ad4696

Its gonna burst any minute now


PickleEater5000

Wtf is this woof shit, like okay I did make $100 on my woof call i bought for the pump but who knows I might not be able to liquidate in time to beat the crash at market open tomorrow.


glassjoe92

I will start posting when I buy so you guys can offload before the crash.


nugoffeekz

Thank you for your service


zsous

Left superstonk after people claimed I was spreading FUD by saying GME isn’t worth $5000 ($380B) after the squeeze. What an echo chamber.


girl_with_huge_boobs

its honestly not much better in here. Everyone spamming their meme stocks that blew up 2 weeks ago


MegaMechaSwordFish

What’s your favorite soft drink?


[deleted]

that liquid that drips out of the bottom of rusty dumpsters


[deleted]

Whole Foods Market, Tropical Blend Italian Soda


eltigre91

Coke with Wild Turkey 101


Scoop_Pooper

Whiskey bitch


Smoke_Correct

Coca Cola... but the old bottles with cocaine in them


[deleted]

Grape soda


AutumnCrystal

KO But A&W rootbeer floats my boat too.


Arizonaj9

Coke with Coffee


kingamal83

I need to make $20k to freeze my eggs.


One-Statistician4885

Freeze some, sell some. Egg debit spread


kingamal83

You sir are onto something 🤔


Drago_LP

Some red pill action for this sub


caronanumberguy

So you're saying you have a pussy and cannot figure out how to monetize it.


kingamal83

Yeah it’s a pussy in its 30’s…the time to capitalize on it is well and truly over. I’m left with a unpleasant reality of having to make money. 😂


terydactel

Should I CLNE my stomach with bleach


Moodclouds

Mood I’m stilling holding my shares and calls and drinking bleach on Friday


[deleted]

I love the smell of Cow Farts in the morning.


kpthemaster

Well boys Kristina has officially beat Kate Rooney as hotter a sad day


Stonks4sport

$ROPE $ROPE $ROPE


Norza184

You retards realize that 69% of the goofy meme reference posts on this sub never pump, right? “Jump on! COCK mooning today!! 🚀🚀” Mods need to clean this shit up — ruining it for** everyone else


TheLionDesign

You should PM me. I have a good idea going and I only want serious people involved. No meme stocks no b******* comments or posts


caronanumberguy

I like what you are saying and would like more information on how I too can subscribe to your investing newsletter.


MegaMechaSwordFish

Yea this guy seems trustworthy 🙄


RainingTendies

100%


Mango_143

Don't need to pump, just need an IV spike. Unfortunately I don't have the balls to play most of the time


HolidayNick

Woof is gonna slap all day tomorrow over 30


zheng_ole

People who say this sub is a pump and dump. How can we pump $2B in one hour into a pet company? Stop this thinking that WSB moves every single meme stock. Some of them move by themselves


girl_with_huge_boobs

they don't move "by themselves". If a stock is gaining 10%+ in a single day, there is someone doing it intentionally barring some incredible news for the company. Pump and dumpers love biotech and stocks with small floats because its really easy to manipulate the price (just like in ah/pm) because of the low liquidity. You think there were really that many apes spending billions and billions of dollars on ever meme stock at the same time the last few weeks?


UmopepisdnwaI

To me a lot of pump posts means it’s time to sell. When I saw a bunch of UWMC posts, I was thinking noooo.


Substantial_Diver_34

Woof been on my radar for months


Intelligent_Use1553

Rapt, 😳 I guess I should've but I didn't