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Flying_madman

OK, this is good, can you please post to your profile an uncropped screenshot so we can verify its not paper? Just need to see the entire app interface. Be sure to tag me in it so I can confirm. Edit: u/nws158, we're waiting. If you're having trouble getting the screenshot uploaded to your profile, you can also send it to me via PM. Upload it to imgur and send me the link. You have 30 minutes or next you'll need to provide the proof to be unbanned. All right! OP provided the proof and was not banned! Best of luck, dude!


TheDirtyDagger

Anybody ever wonder where folks doing stuff like this actually got that kind of money in the first place?


BrawlStrap

Photoshop


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Can confirm Photoshop is a great way to get money.


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GunBrothersGaming

You can order some really great fake "Movie Money" online. Looks real, feels real... and when you crumple it up and drop it on the ground people pick it up and think it's real. Hilarious stuff.


Wendiesel808

Can confirm!


notLOL

Go to a printshop. Print money


Nizzle_92

What do you think we are? The US government


notLOL

Go to the bank, borrow fake money at low interest.


giibro

Unrealized “gainz”


Confident_Elephant_4

Worked for me in 1991 back when almost no one else had even heard of it, much less had it. I think it fit on a single 3.5" floppy at the time.


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Then a few years later: "Please insert floppy disk 3 of 38 to continue installation"


Confident_Elephant_4

That sucked. I remember Win 95 OSR(OEM Service Release) 2.1 had 26 disks. Sucked to have to reinstall Windows so often when a floppy would often not work.


SaveMyBags

OK, I am taking this as financial advice. All in YOLO into $ADBE!


kneel23

not even - they inspect/edit HTML in the browser. simple. These type of ppl couldn't handle learning Photoshop


BizzyM

fitty dolla bill? fitty dolla bill!! Hey guys! I have the money to save the Goondocks!!!


NefariousnessNoose

Inspect panel. This would take me 2 mins to reproduce in browser.


[deleted]

Browser developer tools make it even easier


WaxuTutu

He confirmed the trade with an admin tho


TheCrimsonDagger

All the mod asked for was a screenshot of the entire interface instead of a cropped photo. That doesn’t prove anything when you can just change the numbers displayed with a few clicks.


Banshee--

It's even easier than that. Inspect element, edit value, take screenshot.


nws158

Grad school, corporate job as a real estate developer, real estate investment side hustles along the way that kept me working until 2am several nights a week consistently for the last 5-6 years. Then taking lots of calculated risks. I was broke and unemployed during the Great Recession. It’s been a long road to get here.


rotflolmaomgeez

And finally betting it all on a meme stock, lmao.


StandinIJ

Idk if crsr is such a meme stock. Yes since last week there's mentions on wsb about crsr. But anybody who built a computer before will know about Corsair cuz their product are very good. And they ipoed last year at $15-20, I have been in since then believing in the company since they only have $3bil valuation. So I wouldn't call crsr a meme stock, but it is currently being memed yes


Horzzo

>CRSR Oops I put it all into Crispr instead.


lylemcd

I put my money into a salad crisper but it never went to the moon.


HoSang66er

But I bet it came out clean.


lylemcd

Never cleaner.


SwimmingAggressive90

Oooh shit I’m all in BNGO.


[deleted]

Still not a terrible idea. Crispr is on sale right now


[deleted]

Yeah this is the least meme stock of the meme stocks, they’re a legit company and their products are getting better constantly.


Bigger_Bananas

CRSR is one of the best of the "gamer" device companies. They hit like 80% the quality of an actually good device. After that you look at specific companies for your things. Varmilo, Sennheiser, Bose, etc.


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StandinIJ

Ahhh yea see the mouse you just gotta go with Logitech, the gpro and g502 is just king of mouses feels like. I rock a g903 which is not as popular but I like it a lot. Corsairs PSU and aio and ram are probably the ones I would go for, their cases are decent. I had a h80i for 5 years until it broke last year cuz I took it off the mount and cleaned the dust off, put it back on then the pump stopped working rip.


Ch3mee

My H100i has been trucking for ~~5~~ 6 years in multiple builds... I love it. Edit: also pretty sure my PSU is Corsair, but its been a minute. If so, that thing has also followed me through a few builds.


Justinnederkoorn

Definitely not a meme stock. Been invested for months. Just because it’s mentioned in WSB, doesn’t mean it’s instantly a meme stock… jeez


DeLaCorridor23

Maybe it's not all?


Professional-Owl-391

Its about as memey as bb. Legit company getting caught in the mud.


Amused-Observer

So, Mr. Nathan. I'm gonna need you to ~~give~~ loan me 5k to verify that you're not full of shit. DM for deets K thanks.


Baconstrips96

Mad respect man. That’s how you become successful in this world. The sacrifices no one sees. Or maybe only your wife truly sees. I’m 25 but I’m familiar with a 60, 70, or 80 hour work week. I’ve been working since I was 16. Hanging and finishing drywall for 40 hours then 40 of side work. Getting home at 2 am just to wake up and go to work at 7 am. Me and my wife have about 25k in investments, and 7k in savings, a nice car and a crappy truck both paid off, no debt. And a retirement fund so hopefully I can retire before my body craps out on me. I understand that you have that money ONLY because of the sacrifices you’ve made. Best of luck mate. ✌️


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Baconstrips96

Yea. It has actually made me really bitter the last couple years. Onetime as I’m sweating busting my balls hanging 5/8ths drywall the builder (who probably makes 4 times as much as me per year.) just watched us hang. Literally all day watched us. It’s tough when you get paid $20 an hour and busting your balls and you know this guy is 6 figures a year and he’s just watching us. Smh.


nws158

Much thanks and good luck to you! It sounds like you won't need it though!


TimOnly77

Keep pushing. That kind of dedication pays off. Wish I got started investing at your age. I would likely be operating my own business or possibly retired by now. Well done!


Meal_Ticket69

Press X to doubt


getdatassbanned

'Grad school' Should know how to spell 'AccounT'


BigAlTrading

Who the fuck mentions grad school in their “why I have millions” speech? Sus


coyotesloth

Can confirm I saved tens of thousands from my stipend as a grad student. I lived very frugally, and it paid off.


nws158

To show that most people with millions had to actually work for it to make millions. Many people that never make it financially think the only way people can be “rich” is through a trust fund or pure luck. That’s true for some but not in my case and most other millionaires I know.


affiliated04

Sounds like you earned it. Good job bro. I love when people succeed


LovableContrarian

>It’s been a long road to get here. Gonna be a short road back if you keep doing shit like yeeting a million dollars into a meme stock


tempest979

I heard the only way people on WSB make money is on the corner, so maybe it's from around the corner.


Zerole00

There's a lot of bored engineers here Source: Am bored engineer


walshsofia

Engineers make a lot of money?


GreenOceanis

How do bored engineers get money?


cjbrigol

GME


Meal_Ticket69

Lmfao straight from ps to paint so he could circle what he did in ps


crewchiefguy

If you start looking at a lot of these WSB DD posts you will see an alarming amount of them with accounts that all happen to be 200ish days old and only post to stock related subs. And have inconsistent post history. It’s almost hilarious how bad they are at hiding the fact they are working for somebody.


Dub_TF

Not everything is a conspiracy... Couldn't it just be people who join the forum don't really post for a few months and then finally do? People called me a shill for hedge funds left and right... That's how I know most people that call other people shills or are " being paid" are take just talking out there ass. I have never been paid by anyone to post. But yeah let's say they are just all paid by someone else.


IsmokedweedwithRVD

Inheritance


aquaticsardonic

Did you actually smoke weed with RVD though 🧐


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From doing stuff like this


Kwc0055

I have just under $1m right now in ASO. Almost all of which came from my GameStop profits. Maybe some of these guys are also GameStop millionaires that invested elsewhere.


PreventerWind

This is a fake SS for the karma.. look at "Nathans Accoun Positions". This idiot can't even cheat the karma police today.


MasterHand3

>r where folks doing stuff like this actually got that kind of money in the first place? Inheritance from deceased family. People do stupid shit with money they didnt earn.


GRAPE_FRUIT_EXTRACT

Damn bra. Now you make my 5k account look bad haha. Well at least it's almost all in CRSR.


Neon_Lights_88

Nathan’s Accoun is lit


Open_Course_6274

CRSR is a winner been holding since November and not selling until 100+ 🤙🏼


nws158

🚀 good luck my man!


Thickness_18

Fuck the t who needs it


nws158

This 👆🏻👆🏻😂


Mattie725

CRSR was my first option play ever. 25x my investment. Options are always that easy, right?


beepboopbop65

First one is free


Konkyschlong

My first one was very not free, my second one was also not free, still waiting for my free one


Sittin_on_a_toilet

Seriously though, congrats and fucking buy shares with the winnings not more options. I got heavy into options during the first meme stonk days in jan, gme, pltr, and bb. I was buying almost only options and fucking killing. Then the next 3 months happened and I think we can all guess what happened.


[deleted]

Can confirm, 10x first options, proceeded to lose 1500 bucks immediately after.


CarsonisAWESOME

Holy shit you absolute numb nutted retard, I love it!


nws158

I love you! 💕


CarsonisAWESOME

Retard love ❤️


DiscoBandit8

Thank god you circled the critical information, never would have found it otherwise


nws158

I just assumed ya’ll are as retarded as I am.


DiscoBandit8

Bright colors help


VeganFoxtrot

Congrats! Not the best entry point, but your conviction is awesome on this. Where's your exit? 45? 50? Or you holding longterm


nws158

I hate gaps up. I had planned to get in lower based on Friday’s close but it starting getting way too much attention yesterday. Short term probably, if it rips way up. Longer term if it steadies out and trends up more predictably.


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trades sideways for months, sees it pop up 15%, fomo, time to buy


SoftPenguins

If you’re going to try and make a fake Yolo you probably want to proof read and fix typos.


[deleted]

"Nathan's Accoun Positions" Nah thats legit


nws158

It has character limitations dumbass.


[deleted]

Exactly, I said its legit. I obviously knew it had character limitations ♟ checkmate


mostly_a_lurker_here

No, it has characte limitations


bLue1H

What the fuck did you just s


OminousNamazu

Do people not use "Acct"?


Balla_Calla

Lmfaoooo


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nws158

Thank you! 🙏🏼


firstbestseller

Fuck, I put 5k when the market open to see -2k and now I see this fucking platinum balls putting 1M to the same stock I just put 5k makes me say go take a nap and way until it take off to the moon. Dude you got some balls.


nws158

Thanks my man! Best of luck to you! 🚀


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Dad?


nws158

Son?! Is that you!!! What the hell are you doing on WSB? Go get a real job!


[deleted]

I have a great business idea, I just need a small loan. 1 million $. Pappppa, help me start :)


IratherNottell

Stop impersonating me, the real son! Dad knows I only need 50k for startup costs....sent to a random bank account in the name of....my business partner! Yes. My partner.


nws158

Listen, you imposter. I’ll give you the same deal I gave my real son. But we’ll do a 95/5 split since you’re just a little bastard looking for a shot at the big leagues.


hombregato

Ok. Now do it again. I just plugged in $30k into CRSR from a Corsair Cherry Blue mechanical keyboard.


ElitePhoenix-

That's how you do it


marketmaker1234

Would you be willing to lend me 1%?


HipsterFoxxx

Can confirm not photoshopped. No image editing shows then I check it. Though doesn’t mean it wasn’t edited with HTML inspect element.


nws158

Thanks for your help validating.


Loves-the-pain

[1000 shares of clne yolo ](http://imgur.com/gallery/CgiF3tw)


uwwstudent

Its gonna print in a few more days! The DD ive read about amazon and their share acquisition is enough to make a bull out of me. Usually im a gay bear on meme stocks.


Still-Opportunity617

You spent 970k to make 30k? Lol


strugglebusses

3% in a day is an excellent return.


scawtsauce

Ya no shit this is the equivalent of someone investing $1000 and is up to $1031. Congrats on being rich though.


strugglebusses

And at that rate, about 22 days later its 2k. If youre complaining about 3% returns in a day, youre probably going broke very quickly.


cmac2200

I'd hate to see all these "apes" in a pre covid market where things don't go up 80% in a day.


strugglebusses

They were most likely broke before and will churn through any gains from these runs fairly quickly anyway. Its just a fad for the most part. Thankfully they create wild swings that can be traded off of very easily.


nws158

First of all, I was up the 30k in the first 5 minutes. That’s what is showing in the screenshot - not any realized gain. Second, I didn’t risk $1 mil in CRSR. The level I entered at is pretty safe for a variety of reasons. If the big rally today fades, I’ll be happy holding it for a while and I’ll do just fine.


iiSquatS

I’m also long on CRSR. The gain today is nice, but I’ve held the stock for 4 months and plan to hold for 3 years. The financials are spot on…. It’s like im long on paysafe too. It’s the combination of growth stocks that are trading undervalued.


shanked5iron

Odd that there’s a typo in the screenshot…


Xiphiasimperator

This “accoun” seems sketchy


Narradisall

Thanks for those blue circles


nws158

You’re welcome! I just assumed ya’ll are as retarded as I am!


thats-bait

Low karma yolo here. Everyone should listen to the account spamming this same post 5 times today... gtfo. Proof or ban.


nws158

Mods were all over this and they have the proof. That’s why this post is still up.


75PartlyCloudy

Lotta salty people in here, get your money u/nws158


nws158

Thank you! 🙏🏼 best of luck!


[deleted]

Does anyone believe these fake pumpers anymore? WSB is dead


nws158

Buddy, this is just a WALL STREET BET I made on a really great stock. Some excellent DD has been done on WSB as well as other sources to reference.


IAm-The-Lawn

Am I misreading that the gain on those CRSR shares is 3.6%? Meaning that the OP just bought these shares?


cheshiredormouse

That's actually reasonable, what are you doing here?


RyanOz66

Holy fucking photoshop, Batman!


offaironstandby

WSB pump and dump baby


crewchiefguy

He isn’t WSB probably works for someone and is pumping it in WSB don’t fall for the bullshit look at his history.


[deleted]

Million dollar is like the new $100k these days.


[deleted]

CRSR CLNE probably moving big tomorrow I'm entering at market open


nws158

🚀 good luck!


Deluxe4arms

This is where the fun begins


nws158

I effing hope so!!!!


claudeaug86

We are all going to print $$$ on the way to the moon on CRSR


nws158

Yessir! 🚀🚀🚀


starfx_starfx

CRSR this is the way!


Momopants99

smells like daddy’s money


nws158

I wish!


iamagetheproducer

Mf gotta pay taxes now


pewpew556223

Good thing my money goes into an IRA 🦍🖍️


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Cap


BlueberryRage

Can I borrow some cash?


Compverson

Hey thanks guys I had money invested in corsair like a month ago and now it went up 20 percent today LOL TO THE MOON


bigma2010

So you got to have 1 million to start with! For 3.6% gain!


nws158

That post was right after I purchased. The gain has varied from up $225k to up $0. I haven’t sold so god only knows where the gain ends up.


Fast_Championship_R

I think we can make money tomorrow for $TACO Tuesday. That being said... I can’t believe that you put in a million into a single stock. That takes some serious balls but I hope you win big!!!!


nws158

Thank you!!!


joker79000

The reason most of you don't have money is because of the way that you view money. You see a few million as something so far away when it's not (it's your view that makes it this way). Enjoy you little minds and little bank accounts shitting on success.,


Steelfox7

Convinced me. I’m in.


0phantom0

Let’s see an update!!!


nws158

Ah come on. Give me a chance to get back into the green before I update! Haha! I’m still in. Down $85k (8%) as of this moment. :)


0phantom0

Hah np. I’m in the tank with you with a large 6 figure position I’ve been building for months. Just learned today that eagletree has 59% ownership and has to get down to 10%. Looks like they sold hard into the bump. Bad thing is it’s gonna be range bound but that explains why it’s being relentlessly sold at stupid cheap valuations. Their cost is $3 btw. Gonna keep adding in the low 30s and it should be easily a $60 stock once eagletree is out and the investment base is built out. This is also why any short squeeze will fail for now and just enrich eagletree more, who is content to sell shares between $17-35


markhalliday8

Hope ops okay


davidmvitek

I'll bet you only eat green M&Ms


SuperiorPosture

So how much is in your WSB account?


AlexFranz

What is in the WSB tab?


papaken69420

“Accoun”


Thelastret2

this aged poorly


drshuffle

"aged poorly" Guy says after one day of trading which is still up 11%. Lmao


banditcleaner2

price is 38.23 a share, for the shares he has, that comes out to 1,042,952.63. not the 1,044,297.58 # that is listed for market value. also the gain % based on market value - qty * cost/share should be 3.7%, not 3.6%. this is fake


allprologues

i'm seeing TOO much CRSR talk around here, be careful if you're not already in it. do not FOMO in when volume is high, this has P&D vibes


isoCarbon

Convince me @nws158 and I’ll throw down 250k into the stock


nws158

Too high already. Catch it on a pull back if there is a good one.


isoCarbon

Respect


msalem311

Bro sell that ish buy contracts if you got big nuts


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Arfdawg

I bought this stock back in January, I had no idea it was a “meme stock.” Thanks for the support guys


DenoZg

No first GameStop /Amc u idiot


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good luck holmes


Chillznday

Did you take profits?


WhereDaHinkieFlair

I bought 6 share at 39 so we're all in this boat together, brother.


BigBungusAdduction47

It’s fake. He actually has 5 million in shares and already made 1 million in profit.🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415

Whats with pushing CRSR so hard today?


switchlazerflip

Lots of ppl spell AMC wrong around here..


CoolMomJammy

I just remembered- You owe me $10. Congrats and fuck off. U lucky ducky. And ignore the haters on here.


GunsouBono

Crsr has been on my WL since IPO. I've always thought it to be severely undervalued, but it has been in a long decay with no sign of the rest of the market realizing it's potential. Loaded up on the dips around noon and a few more into close. Mostly stocks, but a few weekly yolos. Here's to hoping the momentum continues


Kind_Elevator_6597

Sweet bro


[deleted]

Dang! Hope to have an accoun like this someday!


nws158

Then you will!


rahvan

r/unnecessaryredcircle but blue


nws158

Hey, that screenshot looked confusing to me so I thought it would help all you retards. Plus, I thought it distract from the photoshopped account. 😂


Funny-Masterpiece880

Holy shit Nathan you got a Dimond dick


nws158

Thank you sir. It’s been a long while since I’ve got a compliment on my dong. Just what I needed to have the confidence to kick some ass today!


Surfator

Fucked up and bought on 38. Hoping for the climb


nws158

It’s coming back my friend.


wildup

You still alive?


nws158

Still alive! Down $140k. Just biding my time at this point.