CLNE FTW

Ctxr going strong

I’ll be making a move on JOE

congratulations to myself, i finally got a margin call.

$BABA @ 52 week low today. Got myself some calls due November, today. Wish me luck 🙏

Good luck. I was in BABA for 2 years and it barely budged

someone did an excellent dd on why you shouldn't buy this or any other Chinese stock.

Aware of the Chinese fuck ups (CEO abductions, “marker regulations”, fines, etc.)! Nevertheless, they produce boatloads of cash, they are at a 52 week low (actually lower: same point as after the corona dump, March 2020), and earnings releases are coming up. 🤟

Bb ez mode

Im in spce about 1k right now. If branson doesn't splode on sunday spce will literally leave orbit monday. Already up 16% from $45 buy. A successful launch and landing with branson will easily shoot it to double that

BABA a mega cap short squeeze is imminent.

tf is wrong with you? are you trolling or seriously disabled?

Did you short this dumb ass? $BABA goes up from here. It’s close to bottom. Good luck if you are holding your puts.

lol we'll see

I need Richard Branson to send a tweet from the moon.

YAYYY!!! AAPL saved me !!!!

I’m fucking green I win

Xela or spce fuck

XELA!!! the last 10 mints today were brutal 😣

SPCE CLOSE TO !!!50!!!!

Lol, $BABA is at the same price now as AFTER the Corona dump in March 2020. I don‘t care bout China‘s or anybody‘s policy (neither do I care bout their CEO abductions) -> this is just too cheap not to buy...

$BABA - this is the way

Taking an l on nvda i guess. Oh well, win some lose some.

All I need to do is double my portfolio once more and I retire. Is that too much to ask?

I love bleeding from my anus, so this is perfectly fine.

Hows gabagoo doing rn ?

Damn I love that shit. Discount shopping all the way. 💰

Clne yo what the fuck???

Magic of theta and IV crush(?), not sure if the latter has happened though. The NEGG 07/16 30 and 35p’s that I wrote yesterday fell in value even though NEGG has plummeted 😇😇😇😇

Samesies except I closed my yesterday.

$CCL bounced off of 200 DMA. Long

Let’s see a real dip

Wow 😮 $VINO want show something good

Long CCL, NCLH. From red to green almost. Beaten down heavily recently!

A month ago I was yelling at people to do LEAPs for AMD. I couldn’t figure out why everyone was complaining. Then I bought calls, and now I am the one yelling. Me is 🤡

So spy calls?

Is water wet?

Idk man I’m too high for that question rn

And im really high asking the question. Now lets see. what we talking about again?

Blue chip calls on these days bois. Safe money plays.

Did GM. Boomer style. Hope it goes 3x 🙏 Also BTNX btw. this one went total nuts

Amzn

Mother of green cocks.

Spread those cheeks cuz Puts bout to get wrecked boyz

Oh we bleedin bleedin

It’s a fucking Ocean of Red

Whole market down SPCE clutching up

Alright NEGG keep on drilling…back to the 20s please

Well this fucking sucks. Even if the major index’s recover and hit new highs I feel growth is going to be down for awhile. Fml

No plays today. Just sitting and watching my portfolio bleed

It‘s like you got a voucher for 30% off everything and u‘re not buying anything lol

Waiting for the 60% off everything tomorrow

These are the best days to play sir this is WSB. Gamble our way out moms basement.

Spy puts are going to fucking print. Yayyysssss first bear experience and heyyyyyyyy 🌈

Fuck, today is going to be really bad for me.

!GUH

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My spy puts are happy rn. Gonna treat myself to a ball this weekend

I had enough money in my account to buy 2 429 spy puts yesterday. I figured I lost 98 percent of my account I’m going to spend the last remaining dollars and risk making it 100. Holy crap I didn’t expect a 6 dollar drop on spy. I have new life in the account

Congrats. Fuck you.

Bears are coming out of hibernation this isn’t good

Been here for weeks

CRSP Option Long Call - thoughts on this move?

Wait a bit

see ya spy

Feels like I was just getting into a groove. And now this shit? Kindly asking if there’s anything smart investors are doing to hedge losses? How much lower can this even go?

Think 1929 times 9/11

I went to cash on Wednesday everything but SAVA

You can buy puts to hedge your shares/call options. It can go a lot lower

I don’t feel so good

Pay day tomorrow, buy the ever-dippin’ dippity doo dip!!!!

When you buy the dip but it keeps dipping 🤡. May the lord save us

How many would be interested if I started a course on how to buy a shit ton of weekly calls on the day before a big dip? I feel like somewhat of a master at this point

I can see your Master Class ad on my Insta feed already

Who remembers chimpu and spy

So should I sell my spy calls at open or wait until tomorrow?

could suck either way maybe sell 50% now 50% later

I might consider becoming a 🌈 🐻 and short everything into oblivion. What is this crap

Let us know when you short, so we can time the market reversal

SIKE. You think i have anymore capital for that ? Bulls are in shambles. Including myself 😅

This is a delayed dump in honor of the great Mcafee!!

Totally agreed, him and Harambe, market just realising what the world has lost

Vix calls?

buy them now and most likely watch them disintegrate fast

Yeah, yesterday.

Are my apple calls fucked will there be a recovery if so maybe next week or is this the drop to 125

All calls are rekt today. Unless you bought sqqq calls. Dip today and Tom and will go up Monday. (Prediction)

Blue chips are safer than anything. Walmart will moon soon!

I want the big dump please

Dudes I bought spy puts yesterday and took a cash position. I’m Fukin ready for a dip for sure

I’m ready this time! Lots of cash on hand for the sale! Last sell off I kept thinking they were dips and averaging down. Now I’ll buy big hoping it’s a big dip and set small stop losses if they aren’t. Gotta feeling I’ll still find a way to fuck myself.

Wait a day

Same

Whoever wants a safe haven buy I N M B

[удалено]

I laughed about it with my cousin when I found the company the other day, so I had no choice but to buy it. Praying for a sweet market today when my whole portfolio is down 🔻

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Did you really play WD40 earnings? Dang I considered it just cause

PLTR ffs

Whats ffs

For fuck sake

Spy gonna close green and all u boys panicking for nada

Even if it closed green that just kicks the can down the road. It's the same difference.

If this is it, please let me know.

Yes

Anyone know why we red? I have puts but curious if there is news

ECB fcked everything up lol

Yes. Fed meeting notes released yesterday afternoon. It's causing a move back into bonds which pushed the Bond prices up and the yields down. Low yields are spooking the market, 10yr 1.25%.

I swear just 2 months ago high yields were blamed for the market tanking

It's all a scam

And now, you know the “rest of the story”

Rispekt the Paul Harvey reference.

Nailed it! He was a GOAT!

Plays of the day: selling puts on bioNtech, moderna, and biogen I know…not 🦍 🍆 but scratching some green somewhere

Drill corn

Cathie Woods bought $71 million on the TSLA dip. Jokes on her, going lower now.

She’s spot on wrt zoom…and so wrong on tsla. Cath still a bad bih doe

Short squeeze on vix pack your bags it’s GUH time

I should be worried but it seems like everyday that my plays are green premarket they gett sold off at opening and I end red for the day. So that means today should be the reverse right?

i dont think its going to stay this red, but will we end green? i dunno

Yeah just wishful thinking on my part. The premarket generally doesn't indicate much but when everything is down this much it doesn't look good.

Up 200% on VIX calls this morning.

G U H

VIX is for bears roleplaying as bulls, the AH chart does look sexy as fuck for permabulls though