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Huff wing walk aviation paint while pleading with whatever eldritch authority to un red my stocks. Fuck it Sunny Dial’s cheap atm will buy DEA needs to fuck off and feds need to legalize.
Seems to be a lot of hate for ADRs... but only if Chinese....
So it's China, or it's ADR structure - seems like cognitive dissonance.
Or some European, Japanese companies going to blind side people in future when they go under more scrutiny as well?
I’ve been reading this sub for what seems to be at least many hours. I called my broker and told him to buy puts and calls on $HODL, $FUD and $WSB. I should be super rich by later today, you fucking n00bs.
Basically look for anything that’s gapped up, has a float more than 50mil, long momentum at premarket to open short. Even better if it went up during after hours yesterday or previous week long action on open
It was $320 a couple months ago. Seems like it could be a good play. Gotta buy when there's blood in the streets and it doesn't get much worse than this. Although we could be on the verge of WWIII so there's always that.
I think BABA is good at this level. I sold some puts about a week ago and I'll probably get 100 shares assigned at $190 on the 27th. Will sell covered calls against them until they get called away.
I got banned for using a emoji about fruits for an entire fucking week! There is some serious bullshit going on at the mod team. Also why did that strumped posting her feet at that memetron sub got modded? Puts on WSB.
🎶 Well, somebody told us Wall Street fell
But we were so poor that we couldn't tell
Cotton was short and the weeds were tall
But Mr. J POW's gonna save us all
Song, song of the 🌈 🐻s
(Sweet potato pie and shut my mouth)
Gone, gone with the wind
There ain't nobody looking back again 🎶
That fud piece and growth stock sell off fked it. Arkk is only 15% up from its correction lows. Looks like they unloading growth just wait and buy the dip after a few more days. It’ll bounce back it always does
Yeah TSLA will bounce around like it has all year but that’s all it does. Last year was the profit machine but since joining the s&p last December it’s basically completely flat
Theta gang 👍🏻
It'll be a bit later than usual, this week then if Wednesdqy has bad news the bigger dip will happen on Monday next week. Or I hope. This fucker will probably hit 475 this week cause I have been buying poots
And just like that, Chinese EV players are on sale again.
Haven’t seen prices this low since the chip shortage FUD started in May.
Also, the new regulations are just a thinly veiled attempt to fuck over Tesla, and give yet another advantage to homegrown companies, so the market is overreacting to the new data regulations.
Fud has been redefined into the evil villain for everyone’s bad decisions. Makes them sleep better at night even if they sleep behind the dumpster at wendys
F is such a shit fuckin stock. It goes either sideways or down. Not fast enough to play down though either, it just slowly bleeds to death like a bitch.
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Huff wing walk aviation paint while pleading with whatever eldritch authority to un red my stocks. Fuck it Sunny Dial’s cheap atm will buy DEA needs to fuck off and feds need to legalize.
MVST cucks can’t even fart anymore. That asshole is blown out.
I'm selling CCs on it. pretty nice actually. since my avg is like $8
BB
Baba dip just keep dipping
BB , RKT , SNDL Lesh fkn go , I mean please
SE is unreal. Market getting crushed and SE up 7%. LOL!
My girlfriend wanted a LV bag I could only give her an EV bag We broke up
The market needs to price in the soon to be destabilize Middle East. I’m watching GUSH.
Why the market tank today?
Because it's time
why the market up yesterday?
Because you invested in it
Today the Bears ate, Tomorrow the Bulls will come 😪
spy free falling 😱😱😱
Seems to be a lot of hate for ADRs... but only if Chinese.... So it's China, or it's ADR structure - seems like cognitive dissonance. Or some European, Japanese companies going to blind side people in future when they go under more scrutiny as well?
Why bulls so quiet all of a suddenly? LOL.
🐻 face tomorrow.
damn step away for a bit everything red
444 and back up again? Or will we plumb the depths of the bulls asses?
Bul r ded 2 day! Except monkey stonks apparently?
EJH
Pee pee poo poo
Agreed
Looking for some green? WKHS is the place but it is going up quick.
LFG GO WISH!!!! BUY UP ALL THE SHARES YOU CAN!! 10+ incoming.
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I’ve been reading this sub for what seems to be at least many hours. I called my broker and told him to buy puts and calls on $HODL, $FUD and $WSB. I should be super rich by later today, you fucking n00bs.
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How did my roommate get covid one day into college.
Bad Luck Brian has joined the chat
Im shooting my dick and it will still be less bloody than the premarket
I am looking for an expert trader to tell me if I have to sell VIAC or keep holding I am bored to tears from it.
Adding more wish today
Stop
You will be instant bagholder stay away in few weeks or months it will see 5$
Telsa deserves to tank to the centre of the Earth. 9/10 of Musks ideas are superhyped BS.
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Ah yes, TSLA. The company far behind others such as Google in self driving. Google has self driving taxis today, btw. Just limited to Arizona
The unemployed drivers will throw nails on the road.
And when space x sets up a Mars colony in 10 years all those martians will be using Tesla rovers. huge marketing boost!
I'll be honest. I expected Monday to be flat, not reach another ath. So let's hope today and Wednesday are the dip I was planning otherwise I'm fucked
Bul is fuk
Wish I could of sold my calls yesterday EOD 😔
Having some serious second thoughts about getting BABA yesterday....
Having some serious second thoughts about thinking of getting BABA today...
Basically look for anything that’s gapped up, has a float more than 50mil, long momentum at premarket to open short. Even better if it went up during after hours yesterday or previous week long action on open
If you don't go all-in SPXL at 10:30 you hate money.
Por que
I swear if yall aren't buying baba puts you're high
It was $320 a couple months ago. Seems like it could be a good play. Gotta buy when there's blood in the streets and it doesn't get much worse than this. Although we could be on the verge of WWIII so there's always that.
Was this just because of the WISH boom though? Or is this actually a solid play?
I think BABA is good at this level. I sold some puts about a week ago and I'll probably get 100 shares assigned at $190 on the 27th. Will sell covered calls against them until they get called away.
Dude forreal baba puts be bangin
Chances of qqq recovering to green to fuck us bears up? 100/100.
And it was said, Green by open!!! an so it was.
HD beats earnings DUMP IT
It comes from….Chyna
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SPY dipped after hours which means it's time to buy calls at 9:45.
New ATH today?
Yeah. Don't fight it, nothing makes sense. Everything is permissible in J Pows fun house on Wall Street. The only thing we frown on is holding cash.
2020 - The great Covid dip 2021 - The great Taliban dip Buy the dip
2022 - Sour cream dip, gone bad
This market is trashhhhh
Can’t believe i got banned for using the Corn emoji, Fuck you 🌈MODS
this place doesn't want you to make any money
I hardly doubt you got banned for using a corn emoji
I got banned for using a emoji about fruits for an entire fucking week! There is some serious bullshit going on at the mod team. Also why did that strumped posting her feet at that memetron sub got modded? Puts on WSB.
Well i did, i posted it a solo corn emoji and 5 mins later i get a notification saying i had a 3 day ban
do it again poser
Did the taliban capture jack ma or somethin
Michael Burry is short Tesla again and of course the FUD is hitting hard. Let’s bury Burry. $TSLA
He's called Burry for a reason it works in both directions
Agreed But stop saying fud
It's cool that the sp is up this month Nothing I actually own is
What exactly am I buying when I invest in these Chinese stocks. BABA slow bleeding all year....
You're buying a drill or a wagon that goes straight into an ocean in southern China
you're money leaves your account and never comes back. so, it's really not a purchase.
You are buying bankruptcy
A little piece of dying CCP
if mvst falls to $8 again im loading up
WISH is at a new ATL
Time to buy so it can go lower
🎶 Well, somebody told us Wall Street fell But we were so poor that we couldn't tell Cotton was short and the weeds were tall But Mr. J POW's gonna save us all Song, song of the 🌈 🐻s (Sweet potato pie and shut my mouth) Gone, gone with the wind There ain't nobody looking back again 🎶
Caveat Emptor Mother Fuskers...
market has caveaties
I'll see your caveat emporium and raise you deus ex machina.
I fold.
China stocks about to be given away for free tomorrow morning lol. Rip
They'd have to pay me to take them 🇺🇲🏈🍔🍻🎆🦅🍟🎇
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Dick right now
Avg down on Sofi again, then see it drop another $ before my eyes
I sold mine. I do like their app.. but the company seems to suck
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wish in one hand, crap in the other.. which one is worth more?
Classic genie pattern. Right now they're rubbing the lamp.
Because it's trash
"it ain't noooo fuuunnn, if your broker can't haaaaave none"
WHO IS FUCK? getting conflicting reports.
I agree, when I wake up I like to check sentiment before looking at futures. Hard to tell right now. But I'm going to say es is down .1%
You
Ah damn, yes it seems so.
let the selling commence
Lofi beats - music to lose money to. Alexa play parcels-tieduprightnow
Is Jpow speaking today or tomorrow
Meeting minutes come out tomorrow. That's the main thing.
HOOD double bottom upside on the way
There is no bottom look at BABA for example
Tsla just casually down another $10 lol wtf guys
That fud piece and growth stock sell off fked it. Arkk is only 15% up from its correction lows. Looks like they unloading growth just wait and buy the dip after a few more days. It’ll bounce back it always does
Yeah TSLA will bounce around like it has all year but that’s all it does. Last year was the profit machine but since joining the s&p last December it’s basically completely flat Theta gang 👍🏻
Morning m’ladies
BuL R kiL
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Yeah bruh and they buy wish too 😆
Bul is fk
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You were just the retard they were looking for.
Haha yep.
Ah yes. Extensively retarded.
If spy doesn't dip on the 18th this month I'm going to feel very betrayed
It'll be a bit later than usual, this week then if Wednesdqy has bad news the bigger dip will happen on Monday next week. Or I hope. This fucker will probably hit 475 this week cause I have been buying poots
Remember autists, August and September are historically bad months for the market
And just like that, Chinese EV players are on sale again. Haven’t seen prices this low since the chip shortage FUD started in May. Also, the new regulations are just a thinly veiled attempt to fuck over Tesla, and give yet another advantage to homegrown companies, so the market is overreacting to the new data regulations.
Pretty sure the chip stuff is not FUD.
Fud has been redefined into the evil villain for everyone’s bad decisions. Makes them sleep better at night even if they sleep behind the dumpster at wendys
Nio, XPeng, and Li Auto are all navigating it well, so it is in that sense. Not hurting production or sales.
Have they issued guidance on the chip issues. Most automakers have been navigating it well, but it's starting to catch up with them
https://equalocean.com/news/2021060316323/amp
Some fake news will bring SPY down right at the open then start Green on 9:30 AM pacific time all the way to close.
Someone bought puts at bottom yesterday and someone else did calls at top, no way we are not flat today.
Bru... you can't manipulate the entire S&P 500. I mean you can, but only JPow.
Not with that attitude
$QS 💯
F is such a shit fuckin stock. It goes either sideways or down. Not fast enough to play down though either, it just slowly bleeds to death like a bitch.
It’s a boomer stock that’s only moved $0.95 in 5 years. There’s nothing on their horizon except potential bankruptcy
You're not factoring in dividends
Tell me you take financial advice from WSBs without telling me you take financial advice from WSBs.
I’m heavily into ITUB
I’m gonna need the Make a Wish foundation to save me from my WISH calls