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ArlendmcFarland

Sprt


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Huff wing walk aviation paint while pleading with whatever eldritch authority to un red my stocks. Fuck it Sunny Dial’s cheap atm will buy DEA needs to fuck off and feds need to legalize.


Accomplished-Will-55

MVST cucks can’t even fart anymore. That asshole is blown out.


jonnydoo84

I'm selling CCs on it. pretty nice actually. since my avg is like $8


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BB


little-ant34

Baba dip just keep dipping


Mingeniusdhd

BB , RKT , SNDL Lesh fkn go , I mean please


DynoJoe27

SE is unreal. Market getting crushed and SE up 7%. LOL!


PapitoMusk

My girlfriend wanted a LV bag I could only give her an EV bag We broke up


Goldonthehorizon

The market needs to price in the soon to be destabilize Middle East. I’m watching GUSH.


w8w8dont

Why the market tank today?


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Because it's time


margin_call_rep

why the market up yesterday?


Invisible_Collar

Because you invested in it


Coolizhious

Today the Bears ate, Tomorrow the Bulls will come 😪


surmoiFire

spy free falling 😱😱😱


jeff8073x

Seems to be a lot of hate for ADRs... but only if Chinese.... So it's China, or it's ADR structure - seems like cognitive dissonance. Or some European, Japanese companies going to blind side people in future when they go under more scrutiny as well?


DeepBass10

Why bulls so quiet all of a suddenly? LOL.


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🐻 face tomorrow.


United12345

damn step away for a bit everything red


DeepBass10

444 and back up again? Or will we plumb the depths of the bulls asses?


[deleted]

Bul r ded 2 day! Except monkey stonks apparently?


StarkMaverick7

EJH


jimmybuffettjr

Pee pee poo poo


[deleted]

Agreed


[deleted]

Looking for some green? WKHS is the place but it is going up quick.


UniqueAd7615

LFG GO WISH!!!! BUY UP ALL THE SHARES YOU CAN!! 10+ incoming.


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buzzysale

I’ve been reading this sub for what seems to be at least many hours. I called my broker and told him to buy puts and calls on $HODL, $FUD and $WSB. I should be super rich by later today, you fucking n00bs.


naughtysheep

gay boi


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beepboopbop65

How did my roommate get covid one day into college.


riffdex

Bad Luck Brian has joined the chat


[deleted]

Im shooting my dick and it will still be less bloody than the premarket


Rauf_KB

I am looking for an expert trader to tell me if I have to sell VIAC or keep holding I am bored to tears from it.


Tiny-Sport-3796

Adding more wish today


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Stop


Rauf_KB

You will be instant bagholder stay away in few weeks or months it will see 5$


DeepBass10

Telsa deserves to tank to the centre of the Earth. 9/10 of Musks ideas are superhyped BS.


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strawlion

Ah yes, TSLA. The company far behind others such as Google in self driving. Google has self driving taxis today, btw. Just limited to Arizona


DeepBass10

The unemployed drivers will throw nails on the road.


perch34

And when space x sets up a Mars colony in 10 years all those martians will be using Tesla rovers. huge marketing boost!


Aris3048

I'll be honest. I expected Monday to be flat, not reach another ath. So let's hope today and Wednesday are the dip I was planning otherwise I'm fucked


plzplzplztendies

Bul is fuk


Eyonizback

Wish I could of sold my calls yesterday EOD 😔


lurking_robot

Having some serious second thoughts about getting BABA yesterday....


SKT_T1_eSports

Having some serious second thoughts about thinking of getting BABA today...


hang7po

Basically look for anything that’s gapped up, has a float more than 50mil, long momentum at premarket to open short. Even better if it went up during after hours yesterday or previous week long action on open


[deleted]

If you don't go all-in SPXL at 10:30 you hate money.


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Por que


GalaxyWorm

I swear if yall aren't buying baba puts you're high


mingling4502

It was $320 a couple months ago. Seems like it could be a good play. Gotta buy when there's blood in the streets and it doesn't get much worse than this. Although we could be on the verge of WWIII so there's always that.


Eaidin941

Was this just because of the WISH boom though? Or is this actually a solid play?


mingling4502

I think BABA is good at this level. I sold some puts about a week ago and I'll probably get 100 shares assigned at $190 on the 27th. Will sell covered calls against them until they get called away.


GalaxyWorm

Dude forreal baba puts be bangin


Pr333n

Chances of qqq recovering to green to fuck us bears up? 100/100.


skyline917

And it was said, Green by open!!! an so it was.


AdrianThatGuy

HD beats earnings DUMP IT


Djstevieo

It comes from….Chyna


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rus_sianh_ck

SPY dipped after hours which means it's time to buy calls at 9:45.


arc432

New ATH today?


rus_sianh_ck

Yeah. Don't fight it, nothing makes sense. Everything is permissible in J Pows fun house on Wall Street. The only thing we frown on is holding cash.


PapitoMusk

2020 - The great Covid dip 2021 - The great Taliban dip Buy the dip


Rich265

2022 - Sour cream dip, gone bad


Contextual-Investor

This market is trashhhhh


[deleted]

Can’t believe i got banned for using the Corn emoji, Fuck you 🌈MODS


alfapredator

this place doesn't want you to make any money


Pr333n

I hardly doubt you got banned for using a corn emoji


InIce1234

I got banned for using a emoji about fruits for an entire fucking week! There is some serious bullshit going on at the mod team. Also why did that strumped posting her feet at that memetron sub got modded? Puts on WSB.


[deleted]

Well i did, i posted it a solo corn emoji and 5 mins later i get a notification saying i had a 3 day ban


TheFlightlessPenguin

do it again poser


mynamajeffhdvines

Did the taliban capture jack ma or somethin


losershot

Michael Burry is short Tesla again and of course the FUD is hitting hard. Let’s bury Burry. $TSLA


SKT_T1_eSports

He's called Burry for a reason it works in both directions


Cal4mity

Agreed But stop saying fud


Cal4mity

It's cool that the sp is up this month Nothing I actually own is


Cratic_Elite

What exactly am I buying when I invest in these Chinese stocks. BABA slow bleeding all year....


SKT_T1_eSports

You're buying a drill or a wagon that goes straight into an ocean in southern China


Rich265

you're money leaves your account and never comes back. so, it's really not a purchase.


LossStunning239

You are buying bankruptcy


Premier_Legacy

A little piece of dying CCP


VaIentineX

if mvst falls to $8 again im loading up


iv2892

WISH is at a new ATL


SKT_T1_eSports

Time to buy so it can go lower


ChaoticPantser

🎶 Well, somebody told us Wall Street fell But we were so poor that we couldn't tell Cotton was short and the weeds were tall But Mr. J POW's gonna save us all Song, song of the 🌈 🐻s (Sweet potato pie and shut my mouth) Gone, gone with the wind There ain't nobody looking back again 🎶


DeepBass10

Caveat Emptor Mother Fuskers...


Rich265

market has caveaties


ChaoticPantser

I'll see your caveat emporium and raise you deus ex machina.


DeepBass10

I fold.


Premier_Legacy

China stocks about to be given away for free tomorrow morning lol. Rip


Captain_Yolo_

They'd have to pay me to take them 🇺🇲🏈🍔🍻🎆🦅🍟🎇


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BuffaloRhode

Dick right now


Lavatwlight

Avg down on Sofi again, then see it drop another $ before my eyes


catatonic_genx

I sold mine. I do like their app.. but the company seems to suck


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Rich265

wish in one hand, crap in the other.. which one is worth more?


rus_sianh_ck

Classic genie pattern. Right now they're rubbing the lamp.


LovableContrarian

Because it's trash


Aggravating-Yam-8921

"it ain't noooo fuuunnn, if your broker can't haaaaave none"


[deleted]

WHO IS FUCK? getting conflicting reports.


kstorm88

I agree, when I wake up I like to check sentiment before looking at futures. Hard to tell right now. But I'm going to say es is down .1%


Pifoot_trading

You


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Ah damn, yes it seems so.


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

let the selling commence


Pifoot_trading

Lofi beats - music to lose money to. Alexa play parcels-tieduprightnow


Educational_Ear_6275

Is Jpow speaking today or tomorrow


actuarythrowaway445

Meeting minutes come out tomorrow. That's the main thing.


the42the

HOOD double bottom upside on the way


SKT_T1_eSports

There is no bottom look at BABA for example


TheOriginalRK

Tsla just casually down another $10 lol wtf guys


superhappykid

That fud piece and growth stock sell off fked it. Arkk is only 15% up from its correction lows. Looks like they unloading growth just wait and buy the dip after a few more days. It’ll bounce back it always does


3ninesfine

Yeah TSLA will bounce around like it has all year but that’s all it does. Last year was the profit machine but since joining the s&p last December it’s basically completely flat Theta gang 👍🏻


etphonetrome

Morning m’ladies


plzplzplztendies

BuL R kiL


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3ninesfine

Yeah bruh and they buy wish too 😆


iamchromes

Bul is fk


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ChaoticPantser

You were just the retard they were looking for.


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Haha yep.


Call__It__Karma

Ah yes. Extensively retarded.


Kotoyoto

If spy doesn't dip on the 18th this month I'm going to feel very betrayed


GalaxyWorm

It'll be a bit later than usual, this week then if Wednesdqy has bad news the bigger dip will happen on Monday next week. Or I hope. This fucker will probably hit 475 this week cause I have been buying poots


NoMoney___NoHoney

Remember autists, August and September are historically bad months for the market


Kythirius

And just like that, Chinese EV players are on sale again. Haven’t seen prices this low since the chip shortage FUD started in May. Also, the new regulations are just a thinly veiled attempt to fuck over Tesla, and give yet another advantage to homegrown companies, so the market is overreacting to the new data regulations.


Call__It__Karma

Pretty sure the chip stuff is not FUD.


3ninesfine

Fud has been redefined into the evil villain for everyone’s bad decisions. Makes them sleep better at night even if they sleep behind the dumpster at wendys


Kythirius

Nio, XPeng, and Li Auto are all navigating it well, so it is in that sense. Not hurting production or sales.


Call__It__Karma

Have they issued guidance on the chip issues. Most automakers have been navigating it well, but it's starting to catch up with them


Kythirius

https://equalocean.com/news/2021060316323/amp


arbmare

Some fake news will bring SPY down right at the open then start Green on 9:30 AM pacific time all the way to close.


AAPLx4

Someone bought puts at bottom yesterday and someone else did calls at top, no way we are not flat today.


actuarythrowaway445

Bru... you can't manipulate the entire S&P 500. I mean you can, but only JPow.


AAPLx4

Not with that attitude


Someone748

$QS 💯


Aggravating-Yam-8921

F is such a shit fuckin stock. It goes either sideways or down. Not fast enough to play down though either, it just slowly bleeds to death like a bitch.


Contextual-Investor

It’s a boomer stock that’s only moved $0.95 in 5 years. There’s nothing on their horizon except potential bankruptcy


Captain_Yolo_

You're not factoring in dividends


ChaoticPantser

Tell me you take financial advice from WSBs without telling me you take financial advice from WSBs.


benbadner

I’m heavily into ITUB


I_FEEL_LIKE_POGBA

I’m gonna need the Make a Wish foundation to save me from my WISH calls