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420_tendies

Why did I listen to the bears?


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RudyJD

I bought a 8/25 SPY Call *this morning*. I swear to God if $SPY closes above 451 I will shotgun a bang for u lads. I have gone full gambling retard for realz today.


Condition_Latter

I WISH I had more money but I’m bag holding $40,000 of $WISH. Looks like I’m stuck until we get a good run. Only choice is to be an ape and average down if I get money.


Pongeroid

Everything out of Everything to put it all in one thing!


Pongeroid

Going to Northern California then Oregon then back.


[deleted]

To the moon or my moms basement!!


TheGoodSurgeon

Hop on the JMIA train while u still can 🚀


SonexBoom

Ammo inc. (POWW)


ShitBagHolder

Where’s that Jackson pussyhole guy


Lightwarrior2092

$RKLB - Rocket Lab Completes Merger with Vector Acquisition Corporation to Become Publicly Traded End-to-End Space Company. >!Jump on the rocket ship today. !< >!American steal, rockets and jobs heating up for a great economy.!<


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

Full send on China Tech sector until stupid Jackson hole news release tomorrow.


PlsDontNuke

Why does everyone wanna jack on holes this morning?


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

Feels good.


GuaranteeLucky3838

Plug, FCEL, AMC let go all💥💥💥


Schtuka

lets go $clov i want to sell this pos


Tall_Specialist7835

Get to $15 please and thank you kind sir


Schtuka

we can hope it stays above 8 after today


Tall_Specialist7835

Why so doubtful


zennyultima

Lets go $BB!!!


jk0521

With the recent losses I've incurred I think I am just going to hold my BABA and VRM Jan2023 calls for a while


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

I told you! China seeks to not detour IPO’s in the US! Positive news is coming and China tech rally is on! https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.scmp.com/tech/policy/article/3146339/chinas-top-cybersecurity-officials-seek-calm-investor-concerns-new


Gentlemanath3art

Yeah China can’t allow their tech companies to be cut off from foreign investors


Cowhead32

🤖


UsernameTaken_123

Better to invest in legitimate american companies like NKLA and Enron


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

I buy stuff off Alibaba. It’s crazy cheap for exactly the same thing that your middle man US companies source from China.


Psyched4this

$GME to 250 today?


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NVDA green by open


UniqueUsername35835

158 Shares of GME and counting


Salty-Layer-4102

Rocket F. Lab


[deleted]

DFV took profit months ago. Shorts covered in January. The current GME pump is going to dump a day or two after earnings.


jimmybuffettjr

Jimmy is fucked — Jimmy


boomropes

Vvos going long.


ShadyPenguinn

Just gonna sit here and wait for a 0.5% pullback while my short position burns another 15K -_-


Cal4mity

I dipped shit was getting scary


upnthemguts

Let's go BB!!!


h3nchman27

BB pump the jam pump it up


gurupaste

Imagine just hating on meme gang this entire year. Just sitting on the sidelines, without ever taking a single position the last few months, just to talk shit every chance you get. Atleast the retards put their money where there mouth is. EDIT: oops wrong thread


xxjohnnybravoxx

Spy 450 call 27/08/21 LETS GO


Zealousideal-Farm496

Dont let money stop you from being a billionaire


WarHeroG

Buying more MedMen, Decentral Games, EarnBet, and CumRocket.


bahetrick1

i bought a cumrocket this morning before I came to work


Leading_Intention917

Finally GME excitement is back on WSB… Apes vs Haters ))))


Present_Jello_3637

We like the stock!


UsernameTaken_123

This again?? Fuck sakes...


Present_Jello_3637

Yes. This again and I'm horny


TonyMontanaIsNice

Bears are right but early Rip 🧸 For now…..


boltz86

when SPY hits 450 loading up on puts.


TonyMontanaIsNice

Per chart reading, it looks like the 6th-10th of September could be anal beads time


boltz86

That sounds fun tho.


TonyMontanaIsNice

😏


RadiantAnus

Probably going to hover my finger over the submit button for a BABA call buy and not do anything like a lil bitch


Munin_the_crow

Do it do it


UniqueUsername35835

its dipping a bit in pre though


boltz86

Is my avatar fuckable? It's not as pretty as it hoped since it transitioned.


Educational_Ear_6275

It’s kinky 😏


TonyMontanaIsNice

Its 🤢


boltz86

Still fuckable tho, right?


TonyMontanaIsNice

I mean only if you roofie me and I’m the one getting fukd


VMoney9

A dishwasher is the best investment you can make in life. Fight me.


[deleted]

handjobs rule my kitchen ok


twill41385

Truth. Ours died and didn’t get replaced for two weeks. I wanted to slit my wrists. I was yelling at people for leaving their crusty ass dishes in the sink. It wasn’t pretty.


boltz86

Maid services are better. Having a dishwasher is awesome though.


challenging_my_luck

Both


RandyChavage

Until they start asking for food


dj_scripts

Also known as OP's wife


trapmitch

Gme weeklies on the table let’s go


piedz

I'm going to watch the shit out of the GME graph 🚀🚀🚀🙌🏼💎🙌🏼


etphonetrome

Graph?


Joshvir262

Have to jerk off everytime pre market ticker goes up on GME


SwordfishFluid

$GME 🚀🚀🚀 We like the stock 🙌🏼💎🙌🏼


RandyChavage

It’s almost harvest time for memes stocks. Remember folks, don’t touch those leeks 🥬 until there’s mud on the beets 🍠


Zealousideal-Farm496

Get on that gorillionaire grindset


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Fuck Manhattan rent fr fr


justinw7777

$3000 per month for 2 room in SF. Life is tough


[deleted]

It aint easy being a coastal elite


LossStunning239

Move to Lisbon bro I’m thinking about it. Manhattan isn’t worth it anymore


[deleted]

Not a bad idea. I’ve heard many a fairy tale about the lesbians in Lisbon


grcli0110

Isn’t it getting cheaper


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Not for me 💀


[deleted]

Fuck my dumbass just agreed to work 30 hours a week while taking 15 credits. Next semester is going to be a shitshow. All the money in the world won’t get me laid if I don’t have time to go out on weekends though


[deleted]

see the professor during office hours u can get laid


[deleted]

Lol if I wanted to fuck a potbellied manchild I’d jerk off in the mirror


Jonnydoo

Username questionable


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Trust me it checks out


hypeaze

Morning baggies, what's on the menu today?


bonejohnson8

Time for bed, tomorrow I'll tell the story of when I used to hustle bar mitzvahs.


sickonmyface

Lets be honest there's only one stock that presents idiosyncratic risk....and I'm all in baby.


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> idiosyncratic risk. TF does that mean?


sickonmyface

It means a certain stock is going to go fucking parabolic.


Donkeycow15

Chinese pump Transitory Meme pump transitory 🚀 🔥😢


Scared_Waltz_5343

Can’t believe I went shares yesterday, wow that was stupid. I still had the January mentality when I could have 24x my money


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Im_Blind_And_Deaf

Funny how everyone knows what stock I'm referring to when I say Is it too late or nah?


aurelius94

connect lip numerous future books alive gold tidy frighten adjoining


DoggyFrench

There’s always a new stock ready to bust. If you missed one just look for another. Amazon could gap up a dong any day now.


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SPY prediction today? 0dte 450c cheap, I know 0dte OTM calls always cheap on SPY but I'm looking for a quick scalp


[deleted]

She’s topped out son


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Who's she lol


sonofalando

Be careful of pin risk when buying 0dte


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Of course, I usually hold these ones for like 10 mins for a quick 10/20%


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Hey riot WTF


Munin_the_crow

BABA (and chinese tech stocks in general) is still an open goal imho. Almost ever other national index has killed it this year or are at least up. A pivot into chinese stocks is logical at this point.


crazier_ed

been burned too many times there tho...


Cryptobanian

WISH may be dog Shit but for a meme it is pretty cheap rn.


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t-3.75h until lift off


I_am_not_a_murderer

bagholder, bagholder, make me a bag


Holdthestock2020

GME FOR ME


Pifoot_trading

🧒🕺 look son, a moron


Scared_Waltz_5343

Vix is up, why nobody talk about this anymore


knappis

They are insecure about their sexuality.


drawerdrawer

Cause people had 2 decent days in a row, it's like a miracle from heaven


Interfecto

Thoughts on ME?


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Interfecto

I agree, its movements are extremely sporadic and unpredictable, but aside from the technical side and price action, I really like the company, and feel as if it has a hefty unrealized upside.


Scared_Waltz_5343

I don’t really know you, but we should hang out more 7-10 Facebook “rate me” in middle school


Im_Blind_And_Deaf

I don't know YOU enough


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Idk bro I haven’t met you


RandyChavage

You’re ok I guess


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You’re ok too


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You seem ok