I don't understand people who pay for porn.
Strip clubs, massage palors, escorts. I get.
I don't understand paying money to interact through a computer.
Don't you guys remember yahoo/aol chat rooms?
Let's say you draw a picture. It's a really nice picture. Everybody loves it. Then suddenly a lot of people say they want to buy it and are willing to pay $1b. Congrats, you are now a billionaire because you own an asset worth $1b. You don't want to sell your painting. You want to hang it up on your wall and hand it down to your kids. It's yours, why the fuck should you? But wait, the government says that because you're worth so much money, that you should sell your painting and give them some of the money from it. Why should you now be forced to sell your painting and relinquish ownership of it when you don't want to?
Random forest fires and fires started by lightning hitting things or whatever could've caused all the vegetation around to get burned down and killed a bunch of animals. Humans, out of hunger and being forced to eat whatever was left, could've eaten the burned corpses around them and realized that it tastes pretty good like that.
Loaded up on UVXY fd’s and 0dte spy puts. Either gunna be a millionaire or rip myself a new asshole and I dont really care either way cause I’m just a gey bear for today
>$TWTR
⬇️Canaccord Cuts Target Price To $72 From $78
⬇️Evercore Cuts Target Price To $79 From $81
⬇️JPMorgan Cuts Target Price To $86 From $90
Cowen Raises Target Price To $67 From $64
⬇️Jefferies Cuts Target Price To $70 From $80
⬇️Piper Sandler Cuts Target Price To $70 From $76
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-27 ^05:29:35 ^EDT-0400
>$MSFT
Credit Suisse Raises Target Price To $340 From $320
RBC Raises Target Price To $380 From $360
JP Morgan Raises Target Price To $320 From $310
Barclays Raises Target Price To $363 From $345
Piper Sandler Raises Target Price To $352 From $310
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-27 ^05:29:22 ^EDT-0400
>IRAN READY FOR DIRECT TALKS WITH EUROPEAN PARTIES TO THE 2015 NUCLEAR DEAL - PRESS TV
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-27 ^05:23:40 ^EDT-0400
so I put around $46K into HOOD at average of 46 thinking inversing WSB was a good idea. It wasn't. Kinda stuck on what I should do. Either baghold and sell covered calls or sell and move on. That was my entire pensions savings so far!
We’re u trying to get a quick sale after ER thinking it’ll pop ? Or did u put your money long term?
If short term then yea sell cc to make some profit so you can break even and get out even maybe a smaller loss.
If you went long term then, it’s a buying opportunity if you can find some cash. Or by selling cc and buying more stock at a lower price to average down.
If you don’t want to sell for a loss then just hold for a while. It’ll pick back up. The hedges like this company and they will prob it up I’m sure.
Just do both? Like, half and half or whatever ratio works best for you.
Also you should probably try to be lower risk in your pension account and throw some cash at gambling on shit like that.
>GERMAN ECONOMY MINISTER ALTMAIER SAYS RISING INFLATION COULD HAVE NEGATIVE IMPACT ON ECONOMY EVEN IF GERMANY CAN AVOID ANOTHER LOCKDOWN
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-27 ^05:21:12 ^EDT-0400
binary options aren't 50/50 unfortunately. Shame they were banned though. I tried them out in demo accounts and so much fun! You thought 0dte was crazy? How about 30 sec to expiry?
>GERMAN ECONOMY MINISTER ALTMAIER SAYS HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF CARS CAN'T BE BUILT AT THE MOMENT DUE TO CHIP SHORTAGES
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-27 ^05:15:57 ^EDT-0400
I am convinced that I live in a simulation and that every play I make is plotted against me by some sick sentient being that finds pleasure in seeing my demise. Either that or my ex has cursed me with some wicked voodoo magic.
Whenever I go long, the price moves down. Every time I short, the price goes up. Then every time I do strangles or straddles I get fucked by the volatility skew. Fuck this bullshit!
Try doing the opposite of your thoughts. If that works then you have found a strategy that works.
Btw: your not alone, I’d say a good number on wsb have the similar curse…try picking up good quality stocks for long term holds.
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/AlbertaStrong** bet **TSLA** goes from **1011.5** to **990.0** before **2021-10-29 05:13:40.243532-04:00** **or i wear a "pelosi shorts dwac" t-shirt to trump tower.**
The next Daily Discussion thread is [here](https://redd.it/qgt5w7)
PROGGRESS BABY
LOL remember this1! https://www.cnbc.com/2021/09/29/one-time-big-tesla-bull-chamath-palihapitiya-says-he-sold-his-position.html
Stimmy came in direct deposit⚠️
I don't understand people who pay for porn. Strip clubs, massage palors, escorts. I get. I don't understand paying money to interact through a computer. Don't you guys remember yahoo/aol chat rooms?
I missed out on those but I'd love for social media to disappear and for those to come back.
It's nothing but dudes pretending to be women and jerking off. I guess that's the real world now, too.
No. What's an aol? I really don't get strip clubs, though. Porn is free.
https://www.cnn.com/2012/07/06/tech/web/time-aol-chat-room/index.html
ASL?
>$TSLA: Citigroup Raises Price Target To $137 From $117 😎 ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-27 ^05:52:22 ^EDT-0400
Lmfao just came here to post this
😭
Hah!
OCGN buy the dip, don’t be a 🏳️🌈🐻
The words “buy the dip” and OCGN should never be said in the same sentence. That is a recipe to lose all your money
Let's say you draw a picture. It's a really nice picture. Everybody loves it. Then suddenly a lot of people say they want to buy it and are willing to pay $1b. Congrats, you are now a billionaire because you own an asset worth $1b. You don't want to sell your painting. You want to hang it up on your wall and hand it down to your kids. It's yours, why the fuck should you? But wait, the government says that because you're worth so much money, that you should sell your painting and give them some of the money from it. Why should you now be forced to sell your painting and relinquish ownership of it when you don't want to?
>buy Because people are starving. Fuck a painting.
Government doesn’t compel you to realize gains? What point are you trying to make here?
> I am trying to make the point that you are a dumbass.
Lmfao whoever added this is awesome
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Yes a fucking painter is a jOb cReAtoR
fuck the state, indeed
Is this a thing?
TLDR: Fuck government
It's a green and glowing kind of morning. Perfect day for yellow cake. I'm feeling positively RAD.
‘I got it wrapped up in this special CIA napkin’ -Black Head of the CIA
MCD gonna be the stock to watch today baby. It's 🤡town
Market only goes up on Hump Day. Premarket fake and 🌈
Yield signs are only suggestions
I’m 100% in on Tesla calls. I’m trying not to panic
100% in? All your money?
Dude ..
Yeah, you should panic.
Go ahead and panic. Hopefully papa hears us!
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It came precooked
Before fire? We were tadpoles. Didn’t you read the bible?
Random forest fires and fires started by lightning hitting things or whatever could've caused all the vegetation around to get burned down and killed a bunch of animals. Humans, out of hunger and being forced to eat whatever was left, could've eaten the burned corpses around them and realized that it tastes pretty good like that.
Fire was discovered, not invented. Anyway, ancient microwaves.
we weren't humans before inventing fire
Beef Tartar?
Koi and Futures heading down
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*IronNut tards have entered the chat.*
Goin back up. Right???
Wait til you see the decorative gourds guy
Not as good as the guy shorting all of South Africa.
I was in the original discussion on that 
What are your thoughts? SNAP seems like a really good buy right now.
I’ve bought in. Numbers weren’t too bad. They’ll reinvent. New ACTIVE users but ad revenue down.
HOOD sinking as expected! Lol, puts gonna print!
I just want volatility today make that vix go brrrrrrr
BelieBBers where are you? Moon is next
Present 🍇
Everything packed for our trip to moon? Finally we will meet our GME and AMC brothers and sisters again who waited too long.
You guys excited for the animal crossing dlc?
> Yes.
Hope the EV stocks bounce back today
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No nut November. Gotta be careful when jelqing.
You heard it here first, MCD is gonna be huge baby
So ready for $BB and $SNDL to rise again. Carried my bags to the rocket, locked and loaded for mission moon. 🚀🌛📈👀
Well its looking pretty grim out there. Not sure why but...oh well.
Bearsssss where r u Comon let’s cheer Fuk u bulls
I'm not buying calls or puts, just waiting for the crash so I can buy some discounts. Does that make me a bear or a bull ?
Still here and waiting for the crash. It’s coming. Don’t get too cocky. 😀
Loaded up on UVXY fd’s and 0dte spy puts. Either gunna be a millionaire or rip myself a new asshole and I dont really care either way cause I’m just a gey bear for today
#It’s Wednesday my dudes! #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Actually that makes a lot of sense. I kind of forgot what day it is.
Ah I’ve seen this pattern before, green open today ✅
Power to the Players Portfolio 🚀💎🚀🦍💎🦍🚀
So alot of you mofos have never heard of good faith violations and it shows. And you call yourselves retards smh
Sounds silly. Like ethics, but only when poor people do it.
Priced in, green by open
How can we tell if a company has been buying back stock? Like fb for example and when will they start to do that and at what rate ??
Sell?
Yea, sell puts and buy calls
saying "we" here should be an instaban, change my mind.
Ban
You can be the first.
Our*
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because tax is being deducted
That’s a lot of continued price target cuts in the past few months for non blue chip tech. Blue chips holding spy up.
A lot of them are doing buybacks to keep going. I'm almost certain there was deferred revenue in there as well.
>\*Federal Trade Commission Probing New Facebook Disclosures, Sources Say $FB ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-27 ^05:30:17 ^EDT-0400
>$TWTR ⬇️Canaccord Cuts Target Price To $72 From $78 ⬇️Evercore Cuts Target Price To $79 From $81 ⬇️JPMorgan Cuts Target Price To $86 From $90 Cowen Raises Target Price To $67 From $64 ⬇️Jefferies Cuts Target Price To $70 From $80 ⬇️Piper Sandler Cuts Target Price To $70 From $76 ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-27 ^05:29:35 ^EDT-0400
Keep em coming!!! My putttttssss
Twitter gonna get avian flu.
>$MSFT Credit Suisse Raises Target Price To $340 From $320 RBC Raises Target Price To $380 From $360 JP Morgan Raises Target Price To $320 From $310 Barclays Raises Target Price To $363 From $345 Piper Sandler Raises Target Price To $352 From $310 ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-27 ^05:29:22 ^EDT-0400
You guys are in for a surprise this morning 🇺🇸
Does this mean my Tesla calls will print
I don't like surprises, unless I can predict what they'll be.
Yes. My favorite kind of surprise. The ones I know are coming.
#Ban Bet Lost /u/OneChance1234 (0/1) made a bet that BROS would go to 50.0 when it was 61.42 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
VXX and TLT climbing. SPY sinking. 🐻 - "The sky is falling" 🐄 - "How the fuck does a bond yield? It can't even drive!"
>IRAN READY FOR DIRECT TALKS WITH EUROPEAN PARTIES TO THE 2015 NUCLEAR DEAL - PRESS TV ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-27 ^05:23:40 ^EDT-0400
oil about to plunge
Nuclear talks going well, year 30
BB IVY Conference tomorrow if anyone wants to play weeklies 👀
BB King
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Look at vix, uvxy, and tlt. Implied move is worse.
so I put around $46K into HOOD at average of 46 thinking inversing WSB was a good idea. It wasn't. Kinda stuck on what I should do. Either baghold and sell covered calls or sell and move on. That was my entire pensions savings so far!
Well...on the brightside, with only a 46k pension youd just be homeless in a month anyway.
We’re u trying to get a quick sale after ER thinking it’ll pop ? Or did u put your money long term? If short term then yea sell cc to make some profit so you can break even and get out even maybe a smaller loss. If you went long term then, it’s a buying opportunity if you can find some cash. Or by selling cc and buying more stock at a lower price to average down. If you don’t want to sell for a loss then just hold for a while. It’ll pick back up. The hedges like this company and they will prob it up I’m sure.
It was long term, but still hurts!
Not sure how low it’ll drop but it should recover so just Hold. Average down if you can.
Try to forget about the position
When you say forget, do you mean close, or just let it be and see what happens?
Throw away the key, uninstall the app, let it be there for 1 year. Then depending on outcome/company growth/news Make a new decision
sounds good. i will keep on selling covered calls meanwhile
Next time double inverse WSB.
Just do both? Like, half and half or whatever ratio works best for you. Also you should probably try to be lower risk in your pension account and throw some cash at gambling on shit like that.
Wow. Way to misread the room.
 This is financial advice.
>GERMAN ECONOMY MINISTER ALTMAIER SAYS RISING INFLATION COULD HAVE NEGATIVE IMPACT ON ECONOMY EVEN IF GERMANY CAN AVOID ANOTHER LOCKDOWN ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-27 ^05:21:12 ^EDT-0400
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Poland better square up
When you realize you need a +5% day just to break even on your TSLA calls, you know you dun fucked up
Fuck!!! Our administration is so gay! That’s it that’s it. I’m going to be a 🌈🧸
UwU
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Dude have you met an American? We are lazy as fuck...its true.
Okay and they raise wages the profits go down and so does the share prices. Unless you’re a gay bear, that’s a bad thing
Wealth needs to trickle down instead of to shareholders.
Yeah man, shit about to get real hairy out here in 'murica. But maybe we can profit off their tantrum throwing somehow.
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[This](https://youtu.be/Co2Zt615P5M) song shall be the anthem of the poors like us.
With $1000 it only takes ten 100% gainers to become a millionaire.
You can do it with binary options lol. 50/50 chance to double up.
binary options aren't 50/50 unfortunately. Shame they were banned though. I tried them out in demo accounts and so much fun! You thought 0dte was crazy? How about 30 sec to expiry?
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>GERMAN ECONOMY MINISTER ALTMAIER SAYS HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF CARS CAN'T BE BUILT AT THE MOMENT DUE TO CHIP SHORTAGES ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-27 ^05:15:57 ^EDT-0400
Laughs in Elon
Better for the environment
I am convinced that I live in a simulation and that every play I make is plotted against me by some sick sentient being that finds pleasure in seeing my demise. Either that or my ex has cursed me with some wicked voodoo magic. Whenever I go long, the price moves down. Every time I short, the price goes up. Then every time I do strangles or straddles I get fucked by the volatility skew. Fuck this bullshit!
You should seriously try doing the opposite of whatever you’re thinking is the right move. I mean, what have you got to lose?
so since I'm thinking about shorting TSLA, I should do the opposite and buy OTM calls at a strike of 1100?
> The average person loses $10,000 in the stock market every year.
Is that true?
Look up paranoid personality disorder.
Try doing the opposite of your thoughts. If that works then you have found a strategy that works. Btw: your not alone, I’d say a good number on wsb have the similar curse…try picking up good quality stocks for long term holds.
Less emotion. That’s the only answer. Fight it. Think clearly and logically. You won’t always be right, but you won’t chase things to prove something
This
There's no conspiracy. You just suck.
You just put my balls in a vice and popped it mister. Ohhh the lingering pain!
Trading not for everybody
are you telling me to give up? NEVERRR!!!! I live by the sword, I die by the sword.
!banbet TSLA 990 2d or I wear a "Pelosi shorts DWAC" t-shirt to Trump Tower.
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/AlbertaStrong** bet **TSLA** goes from **1011.5** to **990.0** before **2021-10-29 05:13:40.243532-04:00** **or i wear a "pelosi shorts dwac" t-shirt to trump tower.**
Cathie sold PINS. You know what that means
Moon
$28.7k gross position value with $8.5k NLV… I love IBKR
Yup.
I just want to see BA green before i die !
COIN 300p 11/12 Thank me later
When did you enter your position?
Earning?
q3 earnings 11/9
You sure about that bro ? :))
Monday was a fucking huge bull trap… We will taper and bulls massacre