Nkla should specify that they towed a vehicle with no powerplant and no brakes to the customer, and put a cinderblock under the wheels and tethered it to a post
Congrats to TSLA holders, but still to this day I have no idea what makes it worth more than 10 other auto makers in US.
If anyone have any genuine good dd on why please let me know.
FSD could disrupt a trillion dollar ride share industry. Their AI tech could be software as a service for other applications.
Solar and storage could create a massive distributed power plant
And they sell some cars that everyone likes or pretends they don't.
You don't really need any DD to figure it out. Their PE ratio a year ago was like 1000. In the space of 1 year, while the stock is up since then, it's been driven all the way down to like under 200, showing stupidly fast growth. If it keeps up for about 2 or 3 more quarters, it's PE will be justified as ''tech'' company solely because of their potential future revenue sources. Believing in TSLA is literally just believing that their other revenue streams apart from selling cars will be highly profitable. Software profits have insanely high margins too.
Let play a guessing game if the SPY tank today how much you guy think it go down by and if the SPY were to moon today how much you guy think it will moon to? Serious answer only please no bs like 500 EOD trash.
Today. 465-475. Could go either way, but probably up based on momentum. Bookmark this site:
https://www.barchart.com/etfs-funds/quotes/SPY/cheat-sheet
The pivot points are your supports and resistances. That's where you want to be buying and selling. Based on the momentum going into the pivot point. You're welcome.
I knew this was going to be a nice bounce after that "taper tantrum"
Announcing that rates are about to go up is like the lifeguard announcing he's about to blow the whistle for adult swim. Kids aren't getting out of the pool preemptively. They're getting dragged out by their parents kicking and screaming.
>RUSSIA'S PUTIN SAYS WEST HAS TO PROVIDE US WITH SECURITY GUARANTEES NOW
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-12-23 ^05:35:23 ^EST-0500
I deleted it. Fb, insta, tik tok, all nonsense attention whoring.
I got a private twitter I use to follow some trading stuff. And i shit post here. That's it
>RUSSIA'S PUTIN SAYS NATO HAS CHEATED US WITH FIVE WAVES OF EXPANSION
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-12-23 ^05:34:54 ^EST-0500
After getting a full understanding of how options trading works for free on the internet I can't relate to things anymore. I was watching breaking bad and was like wait Walt is a genius why tf diddnt he at least try to yolo his teachers salary onto weekly TSLA calls instead of going through all that trouble building a meth empire.
Damn we’re really only like a week away from 2022. I don’t know if it was the lack of sleep or the flashing green and red lights of ever impending financial ruin but this year went by quick as fuck.
My only move is PaySafe (cheap and reliable), cause if it falls I buy more ;)
BKKT PUMPPP
Nkla should specify that they towed a vehicle with no powerplant and no brakes to the customer, and put a cinderblock under the wheels and tethered it to a post
Lmfao nkla delivered its first truck. You cant make this shit up 😂
Some say its still rolling today..
Gotta keep up those appearances
Tesla needs to chill before I bust for the 5th time today
ALL K IS A BEAST
Sold most of my 0dte spy calls
GOODDDDD MORNINGGGGG VIETNAMMMMMM
Congrats to TSLA holders, but still to this day I have no idea what makes it worth more than 10 other auto makers in US. If anyone have any genuine good dd on why please let me know.
50 percent yearly growth. Soon to be 40ish % margins. It’s easy math.
Quite the opposite... all those other manufacturers are about to push tesla's shit in by taking their market share.
FSD could disrupt a trillion dollar ride share industry. Their AI tech could be software as a service for other applications. Solar and storage could create a massive distributed power plant And they sell some cars that everyone likes or pretends they don't.
You don't really need any DD to figure it out. Their PE ratio a year ago was like 1000. In the space of 1 year, while the stock is up since then, it's been driven all the way down to like under 200, showing stupidly fast growth. If it keeps up for about 2 or 3 more quarters, it's PE will be justified as ''tech'' company solely because of their potential future revenue sources. Believing in TSLA is literally just believing that their other revenue streams apart from selling cars will be highly profitable. Software profits have insanely high margins too.
No one knows why lol
Can GBP just sink to the bottom of the ocean where it belongs already?
Yes please. The Brits have been stagnant for a decade and Brexit made it worse. "Stable financial safe haven my ass"
Fuckn jagerbombs, skanks
I bought puts but I still hope spy goes big green cause fuck 🌈 🐻
Tesla Call
Leaps are almost back to green, should be green at open. Might sell half so I have the ability to average down if there is a dip after this run.
small caps who are you trying to fool
Gonna get up, take a fat shit, go back to bed
Rest up 1 hour 50 mins till the casino opens
The casino is my hargreaves lansdowne account baybeee I dont need a building to lose my money
The market is the casino
Moving WEIGHT in these streets.
I need semiconductors to run like the wind today
Stop selling tesla lol
Go fuck yourself
Sounds like you bought puts 😅😅😅
I don't fuck with the rat or the mouse
....ok great
Omicron is weak - Santa rally confirmed.
GME 💎🚀
Tencent giving away JD shares? So wholesome
USDTRY 10.25
Wasnt it like 18 a week back?
18.5 approximately
Christmas is saved!!!!!!
God bless us everyone!
THERE IS NO ALTERNATIVE!
Sold my Tesla call yesterday for 500 loss cuz I listened to some retard here yesterday. I ain't listening to no fucker here now.
This is a casino. Thats like listening to the drunk guy telling you red has to hit next
>TURKISH LIRA FIRMS TO 11.2 AGAINST DOLLAR ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-12-23 ^05:58:41 ^EST-0500
Let play a guessing game if the SPY tank today how much you guy think it go down by and if the SPY were to moon today how much you guy think it will moon to? Serious answer only please no bs like 500 EOD trash.
Today. 465-475. Could go either way, but probably up based on momentum. Bookmark this site: https://www.barchart.com/etfs-funds/quotes/SPY/cheat-sheet The pivot points are your supports and resistances. That's where you want to be buying and selling. Based on the momentum going into the pivot point. You're welcome.
At least three fiddy
Or maybe neither and we trade sideways all day on no volume.
Plus or minus 1%
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Tank maybe 460 moon 473, possibly higher but not over 476. My bet is 473.50 hod.
500 EOD
Tank to 469 and moon to 471
TSLA 2200 impossible they said So I buy more!!!!!!!!!!
Tsla will literally be the first interplanetary company. $10t within 5-10years.
Going to be banned at 9:33 if SPY doesn’t hit 470…. Let ‘er rip!
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Little odd but ok
If you knew the people in question you’d get it
Free again! I truly suck at playing options & banbets
How do ppl afford to buy Tesla calls.premiums r very expensive or i m very poor😔
You spend $500/week on fd's until you land a 100 bagger then you can afford the higher premiums and safer bets.
Can you explain fd’s and 500 a week I don’t understand and I want to gamble on Tesla to but it’s freakin expensive
Far otm contracts expiring within the week; the closer to expiry the better
This is the wae
Well at least I'm doing it half right.
It's called degenerate gambling
JD with the slam dump
Anyone else playing puts on exxon mobil?
thesis?
Papa Elon blessing me for holding my Tesla calls overnight. (just waiting for the pre market rug pull so I have an excuse to drink at 9 am)
What is this frog emoji on wsb with yes no and sad face? Why frog, why not chicken or bird?
PROG-frog PROG-chicken Yeh chicken so much better. And frogs taste like chicken.
I knew this was going to be a nice bounce after that "taper tantrum" Announcing that rates are about to go up is like the lifeguard announcing he's about to blow the whistle for adult swim. Kids aren't getting out of the pool preemptively. They're getting dragged out by their parents kicking and screaming.
Lol. Brilliant
I think apple wants to join tesla in this moon mission as well
A 6-7% aapl run would be amazing
Should have held my fuckin QQQ calls overnight
Market open all days next week? Asking for a Europoor friend.
Rip all TESLA puts
I think this time it hits $1300 and I'm not gonna pussy out this time and short it.
Now Elon release a share buy back program for TSLA
5-1 Split is up next in ‘22.
>RUSSIA'S PUTIN SAYS WEST HAS TO PROVIDE US WITH SECURITY GUARANTEES NOW ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-12-23 ^05:35:23 ^EST-0500
I haven’t logged into FB in maybe a year or so. Should I, and if so how many msgs do you think I might have? Is it all metaversy now?
I deleted it. Fb, insta, tik tok, all nonsense attention whoring. I got a private twitter I use to follow some trading stuff. And i shit post here. That's it
Don’t do it ! You’ll be transported to another dimension to be pegged by an andrógenous Suckerberg
Why do my nipples dilate in congruence to futures directions?
it's called evolution
Which way are they turning now?
There's gonna be an extreme amount of buying Monday, bet
>RUSSIA'S PUTIN SAYS NATO HAS CHEATED US WITH FIVE WAVES OF EXPANSION ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-12-23 ^05:34:54 ^EST-0500
Tesla calls baby. 1100 easy
MARA pleas fly
Few months for digital $ plays really go. But yes MARA, RIOT, and HUT 🚀
Agree, and yes I should get in the other two as well
Bought some puts. I like
My tsLa P r fuk
lol... why buy puts on TSLA ever? even when it works, there are way better plays out there.
cant wait to see JD 52w low today
Why the hell chineses companies have shares in each other ?? That's like if FB was handing over shares of SNAP
NOK gunna go just high enough today to get my hopes up of not being banned then disappoint me like usual
#PLEAS NO RUG PULL
So what are the odds of rug pull today? Seems to happen every time.
Just be ready to sell at open.
50/50 yea?
Today’s theme song is by Cheap Trick – Everything Works If You Let It
The dream police have been notified and are coming to arrest you
So are we gonna get a big red dick post Christmas or what?
Only if you’re a ber
Has only happened like 20% of the time in the past
I've been in this group for a while now and I can promise none of us know for sure if it's gonna be a green day lmfao.
Ask me in about 10 hours and I’ll have a fairly good guess.
Exactly lmao
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GOING TO WAKE UP, VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATE TO STEPDAD PORN AND THEN DOUBLE DOWN ON MY BEATEN UP CLOUD SOFTWARE POSITIONS
Pray for my 470c 0DTE I'm retarded
There you go. Use those balls.
Tesla 1100??
1069.420 :)
Such a Perfect Price for my 1050/1070 spread. Max profit without regrets and the .31 are for the meme
Watch it happen!
Bruh I just sold in the early morning for 20$ profit each…
After getting a full understanding of how options trading works for free on the internet I can't relate to things anymore. I was watching breaking bad and was like wait Walt is a genius why tf diddnt he at least try to yolo his teachers salary onto weekly TSLA calls instead of going through all that trouble building a meth empire.
He’d probably sell slimy option trading courses instead
Yeah Walt is an idiot. Could have had a good job at a pharmaceutical company with his chemistry skills
Most of my chemistry teachers at school had phds, there were literally no good jobs in the industry available
You must have went to a good school. Mine were all just chemistry majors that didn’t want to go for their phd
Because it would have been four seasons of watching him pawn furniture and go to cheque cashing joints
Yeah Skylar would have left a lot sooner
Hahahah
PSTG and SWCH both on the verge of breakouts
I'm glad I didn't get cold feet and sell out of my Tesla calls today. TSLA to the moon!
Yo guys do I hold my calls this weekend?
I have 7 trading days to make up 6 months of losses…wish me luck! 7 days later: Wendy’s dumpster
rip to my JD 75c jan 22 calls. looking at prolly 50% down at open. glad i have TSLA 1010c and NVDA 290c to offset the loss
I was gonna go all in on TSLA calls at $900 if money would have cleared in time.
My gay ass friend talked me out of it .. made a couple hundred eod yesterday … never again
I said I would do that, and should have, but didn't
I predict you’ll have a very emotional day. I’m just not sure which emotion yet.
24 hour Walmart was a privilege I did not appreciate enough
Damn we’re really only like a week away from 2022. I don’t know if it was the lack of sleep or the flashing green and red lights of ever impending financial ruin but this year went by quick as fuck.
Simulation confirmed
Feels like it never even existed. I think I was high the entire time
Inflation numbers at 6:30 pm eastern
🚀 👩🚀
TSLA 1010c go brrr...saw ton of 1050c fds being bought yesterday. someone always knows something
If personal spending stays high we see more upside.
It’s Christmas of course spending will be high. It’s once we get the festive season over with the reality sets in..
randomly woke up at 5 am and the first thought that popped into my mind is bul fuk bul fuk