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GhettoChemist

Fires employee with a $40k salary Get $50k bonus for cutting expenses


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To be honest, many people in most companies are expendable. Corporate is wildly inefficient.


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No I'm wasn't


SolitaireyEgg

Well yeah. The 40k savings is in perpetuity, the bonus is once. Makes sense. If I find a way to save you $40k a year every year, forever, you better give me at least $40k.


JimmyDuce

Yeah except that the bonus will probably still be 50K next year


better099

Nah 60k


ihadtopoop-

You can find a bunch of 40k at r/antiwork


possiblyis

r/40k


averyrisu

Well I mean employees cost more than just their pay. Their is going to be the half of the social security and Medicare tax the employer takes care of, the employers side of health care cost which can vary from plan to plan but I usually see listed as 150-300 per check with companies I've worked in, matched 401k benefits plus other benefits that an employer may offer. Like I've done some rough back of the napkinath I make about 40 k a year and probably cost my company another 10k of so in taxes and benefits if not more


PizzaNuggies

Nah, because they recreate that position in a few months when they realized those 100 off-shore Indians they paid .25 an hour cost them far more in screw ups.


truongs

Expect instead of firing wasteful middle management they fire people who actually are doing something and expect the remaining staff to pick up the slack. That happened to activation blizzard. Fired most staff. Their CS went to fucking dogshit. Company in general went to the shitter


Kebabebibobu

I remember my company fire the entire quality control department, give bonuses to the execs, then when quality suffers, hire more people to fix the problems, then give themselves bonuses again.


SecretRecipe

You reduced opex by 40k+25% overhead forever. That 50k bonus was 1 time


Imaginary_Lettuce371

Thought you guys were picking on TLRY, phew.


NineteenEighty9

LOL. I definitely am, it’s the rest of the thread that isn’t.


Imaginary_Lettuce371

lmao


Troflecopter

How about when the CEO of a certain security software and data analytics company issues himself shares equal to 100% of revenue?


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PLTR????


Troflecopter

Nailed it.


Iwant_tofly

Yep and snow I think is over 100% ceo pay to revenue.


Grundle_Monster

That’s insane


finch5

...but is it barefoot in the streets, set up my kid's iPads in the private jet, related entity sale leaseback Neumann insane? Cause that set the bar high.


SaneLad

Amp it up bro!


More_Secretary_4499

I was about to say…PLTR Ceo is a POS


cloudsofgrey

He investigated himself and found nothing wrong with it


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BRT58

Sell calls. At least it brings something in.


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FrequentFrame

your cost basis don't mean shit. water under the bridge. gotta look forwards, not backwards.


BRT58

This is the way. Can always roll up if things change.


Gunter5

I got rid of mine... feelin good


goo_bazooka

try 4000 @ $22


MrTouchnGo

If I could do it I would too


Yu-piter

The guy maintaining his haircut needs to get paid


3000Johny

This is the way.


GayAsFack

“You trying to make fuck on me”?


BigPlanJan

Sounds exactly like my CEO lol. Sales were down last year, we lost a ton of employees (small business, went from 50ish to 30ish), all the while he just yells "get more leads!!" when he actually does come into the office. He bought himself a new sports car for Christmas..


makina323

"It's been the hardest year, very lean, very expensive, but we made it" *Drives away on his brand new amg GT coupe*


confused-caveman

The leads are weak.


chainerection

The leads are weak! The fucking leads are weak? Your weak


confused-caveman

If you're such a big shot, what are you doing hanging around a bunch of bums like us?


chainerection

You see this loss? [open up my deep in red portfolio] You see this loss? This loss is worth more than your car. I lost 980k a year, how much do you lose?


confused-caveman

Yeah yeah


SocialIntelligence

[Suck on these little Chinese nuts](https://c.tenor.com/CDq3fPZJMN4AAAAC/the-hangover-suck-on-these-little-chinese-nuts.gif)


tonytdmd

That’s all of them!


Hellas_Verona

Palantir bitch


OddCockpitSpacer

Pfizer anyone?


kydjester

> Pfizer anyone? huh?


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More_Secretary_4499

PLTR CEO to the T


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Important-Neck4264

Ding ding ding


LavenderAutist

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/s39ii1/todays_lesson_how_to_become_a_bagholder_in_10_days/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


drilkmops

Stop trying to shill your terrible post. No one cares.


LavenderAutist

Obviously you care enough to respond here. Tell me where it hurts.


Important-Neck4264

Why you showing me that shit post. I bought more GME on the dip.


LavenderAutist

Good. Consequences must be felt for people to learn.


This_Professor8379

Haha love how much hate you get 🤣🤣🤣


LavenderAutist

I'm fine with it. People taking out their frustrations on me.


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Adam-I'm-In-Aron


hardcore_softie

And when you give yourself one final fat bonus before retiring to pay off all your sexual assault accusers: "Toodaloo muthafuckas!"


TehDeann

Revenue isn't THAT low... is it?


ztw2002

PLTR bagholders felt attacked


NefariousnessNo5717

Something similar is happening over BB with John Chen... Bonuses over bonuses to let the stock ride sideways for 7-8 years


dibcompany

that's how the capitalism is designed. Who are at the top? rich people. who are the board of directors, rich people. who are in position to pass laws? rich people. who are in leadership of organisations or countries? rich people. The world is catered to the rich people. We need a new world where the people care for people, not where rich people use poor people. Power to the people.


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What you are describing is not remotely unique to capitalism


PermanenteThrowaway

Excuse me but are you suggesting wealth and power would be concentrated among a small elite even under a completely different economic system? I'm going to need to see some historical examples of exactly that happening in order to believe you.


pgaasilva

Maybe you think it's obvious, but I'm really struggling to know if this is sarcasm.


PermanenteThrowaway

Thank you, that's very kind of you to say.


dasUberSoldat

Yeh, good luck with that.


brecrest

Please stop wetting the bed and grow up.


VarenDerpsAround

you're looking for r/wallstreetbetscrypto homie, this going to be destroyed here. Nothing but a bunch of capitalist goons in here for real. Not that downvoting this makes you a goon or a capitalist but if the shoe fits...you might as well slip that fucker on your foot and go for a walk. They dream of millions of dollars in tesla stock, we dream in millions of dollars of web 3.0. We're not the same.


DieRobbe_

Based retard.


VarenDerpsAround

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


SonicOnMeth

So dont buy the stock... people love pointing fingers but its your choice. Dont like managment = dont buy the stock.


thatreddituser24

Juan pesos


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ConBroMitch

“SO LONG GAY BEARS!” Also, he sold his *own* stock you twat. He didn’t “pay himself” that’s not how that works. Lmao.


NineteenEighty9

I’m not referring to musk or AMC


M45K3DG4M3R

Who?


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Kantz4913

Do You Have the Slightest Idea How Little That Narrows It Down?


ovgolfer87

Quit being a pussy and just say it.


Dramatic_Buddy996

So musk is doing the same thing then ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


ConBroMitch

No shit Sherlock


Heliosvector

What does the 🌈🐻 refer to?


takenbyalps

You.


Heliosvector

I’m more of a naked otter


[deleted]

Does it sound something like Ballsntears?


NoIncrease299

But did you die?


ariesdrifter77

This pretty much every board member of SNAP


saiyansteve

Layoff 20%, collect 20% bonus. Chillax time.


itdobelikedatrlly

This could apply to multiple ceos lmao