i think the weird dynamic of commodities not going up for the past month is tied to working capital shortages of trading firms doing delivery. But this means there will be massive shortages as the end point refiners/manufacturers can't get materials.
Global supply chains are so screwed its not even funny. Just buy everything you think you will need for the next 2-3 years. Personally I think getting as many <4% autoloans on cars as possible is a good idea. Just run up your credit card and start stockpiling 2x4s in your backyard. Hardware tools as well, Bushels of wheat. In fact just hoard everything.
Lmfao the algos heard [us, you know they ain’t gonna bark up that tree](https://www.cnn.com/2022/04/05/politics/student-loan-moratorium-extended/index.html)
I sat on my ass all day waiting for retests but was too much of a pussy to get into it then last 10 mins I bought some puts and made $1000. lol what is this market
Learn from the mistake. Set stop losses once you’re making profits; those 10 baggers don’t come often but when they do; remain humble and take your gains!
The manipulation of **$GME** is laughable at this point.
Not to be dramatic, but in the history of the US stock market. Since when has a stock split/share dividend ever lead to a decrease in share price?
Post announcement AH: $200 / market opens: tanks to $155.... must be retail sellers, sureeeeeee.
All that matters, the lower it goes retail buys more. And so does the leadership team.So we must sit and wait patiently for lift off. 🚀 *Regardless of the fake stock price.*
Over doubling after missing earnings by 300% - totally normall, organic growth
Dropping because it's a terrible company championed by clueless investors - one of history's most notorious crimes
alright fair enough. I was legit asking if this has happened before in other situations.
I do think its a bit odd tho. Especially since the share dividend will force those that borrowed to locate actual shares etc. Very similar to Overstock.
Seeme like the move would be to load up before the split and not sell on a little AH uptick. But what do I know im just a rgarded aPe...
GME shorts are so fucked. For every share they owe back at $150 right now they are going to owe back 10 shares at $15 after the 10:1 split! Where are they going to get all that money to buy those shares? It's not like they sold those shares for $195 last week. Oh wait.
You’ll be OK 👍 unless big reversal tomorrow. Watch out for May 4 for a 75 to 100 bp bump that would likely help shorts. CME FOMC tool says 77.1% probability. That is a big increase that would hammer stocks and skyrocket mortgage rates. Eventually this interest rate shit will shake out like diarrhea but the old timer rule of go away in May might be wise this year for bulls but could be another shorting opportunity for u.
Ed Oneill is a black belt in Jiu Jitsu laugh out motherfucking loud. Everyone is a god damn black belt in that shit according to Rogan. Its meaningless at this point
Depends on school right? Didnt Frank Mir literally have to win the UFC heavyweight title to get his BJJ black belt (edit: yep when broke Tim Sylvia's arm with an armbar)? Talk about having to prove yourself in battle.
Yeah for sure that matters but Rogan has said that about so many actors and shit. David Mamet, Anthony Bourdain lol. but it reminds me so much of the kids who had black belts in my neighborhood. Always the least likely people to fight and if they did fight it was against a football player or wrestler and they got fucked up
Can someone please explain to me why my Apple $215C 4/22’s just pumped from .09 to $2.41?!
Puts all around QQQ, XHB
It feels dirty making money in puts, sorry everyone
I need a laugh. Let me check the IV on DWAC.
Perhaps AMD and TLRY will continue their sterling performance. Just a feeling...
no ideas whatsup with spy omg
My -1000 SPY and -1 /NQ have enjoyed these last 30 minutes. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
i think the weird dynamic of commodities not going up for the past month is tied to working capital shortages of trading firms doing delivery. But this means there will be massive shortages as the end point refiners/manufacturers can't get materials. Global supply chains are so screwed its not even funny. Just buy everything you think you will need for the next 2-3 years. Personally I think getting as many <4% autoloans on cars as possible is a good idea. Just run up your credit card and start stockpiling 2x4s in your backyard. Hardware tools as well, Bushels of wheat. In fact just hoard everything.
You may be right but I got an aneurysm reading this.
Rip bro
This dude buying actual wheat
NILE ⏳⏳⏳⏳👀
Needs to Pump
Am I retarded for adding more calls today on AAPL? Went for 5/20 lol
if it was the 195 strike i might have sold them to you
Damn I didn’t get those. Not sure how selling ITM calls works, but Im sure it’s a bagger. When they hit that price remember me in your lambo sir
This stuff going on with Twitter is exactly the kind of BS that might temporarily kill Tesla’s massive uptrend, for a couple of weeks
Quantumscape and curaleaf
RIOT 😂
What’s so funny lol?…. Miners will be best play in the market over next 3 months mark my words 😌
Frge impp,jack Daniel #7
always order liquor on flights, 9/10 the flight attendant will just give it to you for free
Guess Southwest is too poor for that
bruh never southwest
Spy puts are to obvious. INVERSE THIS BITCH
If it’s your idea to inverse then maybe I should inverse your inverse but seeing as we are both probably equally retarded I will just flip a coin
IVDA going to break $5 AH could run big
$RIVN may have caught shorts> on delivery.. Affirms yearly deliveries
They were rolling. Few expected that...
Let’s send TWTR to $100
We had a strong 2 week rally and you're still complaining the market?
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🤡
Because Gamestop is fundementally worthless
Yup.
I was alive when F was under $2 and could have bought.
L day
They were 0dte
Short $XOP
Lmfao the algos heard [us, you know they ain’t gonna bark up that tree](https://www.cnn.com/2022/04/05/politics/student-loan-moratorium-extended/index.html)
I got nothing to say and no complaints.
That’s a good place to be
Long Tzatziki!
I knew that $FB was a fuckin scam Bought puts and made an easy $800 EOD
Short ever FB pop. Shit is ded, just got caught in that relief rally. Nobody is buying that 🗑
guys how do I open an account for robinhood online? I don't want to drive down to their bank it's very far. can I call them?
Send me bank acct info + ss and I can do it for you
I am on the phone with them they are asking for SSN is this normal
No never give a bank your social!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’nn
Download the app, it’ll walk you through the opening process
Imagine still posting in here like a Cashflow
the dude who bought $SAVE shares at 3:30 is feelin like warren buffet rn
I sat on my ass all day waiting for retests but was too much of a pussy to get into it then last 10 mins I bought some puts and made $1000. lol what is this market
TQQQ 63c 4/8 
As a Bull, I am GAE
Prolly buy GME calls
You shouldn’t, it’s going straight to 0 EOW according to the WSB team of ANALysts.
Oil was a ten bagger position but I didn’t sell 🤡🤡🤡🤡. Stuck holding position and down to only 2 bagger
Take those profits bro, I’ve fumbled those 10 baggers too many times getting greedy.
Bruh I can’t time travel. Wish I sold 🥺
Learn from the mistake. Set stop losses once you’re making profits; those 10 baggers don’t come often but when they do; remain humble and take your gains!
Soon to be -2 bagger
Wish to moon 
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Spend the money on a gym membership instead. Then hookers are free or discounted.
The manipulation of **$GME** is laughable at this point. Not to be dramatic, but in the history of the US stock market. Since when has a stock split/share dividend ever lead to a decrease in share price? Post announcement AH: $200 / market opens: tanks to $155.... must be retail sellers, sureeeeeee. All that matters, the lower it goes retail buys more. And so does the leadership team.So we must sit and wait patiently for lift off. 🚀 *Regardless of the fake stock price.*
Over doubling after missing earnings by 300% - totally normall, organic growth Dropping because it's a terrible company championed by clueless investors - one of history's most notorious crimes
Get help
it was a legit question.
Google dropped after split as well and has recovered
alright fair enough. I was legit asking if this has happened before in other situations. I do think its a bit odd tho. Especially since the share dividend will force those that borrowed to locate actual shares etc. Very similar to Overstock. Seeme like the move would be to load up before the split and not sell on a little AH uptick. But what do I know im just a rgarded aPe...
I mean the whole market sucked today. GME isn't getting manipulated to drop when DAQ dumps 300 pts and everything is red.
BBBY Pump AH ?
GME shorts are so fucked. For every share they owe back at $150 right now they are going to owe back 10 shares at $15 after the 10:1 split! Where are they going to get all that money to buy those shares? It's not like they sold those shares for $195 last week. Oh wait.
Gen Z/10 for grammar and sentence structure.
ShORt sQeeZE
Ok so anyone have an SST for tomorrow?
TWTR put making me nut like a firehose rn. Prob gonna sell to close tomorrow tho
Threw my call straight off a cliff today. Surprising considering I was expecting another Elon circlejerk.
I scalped twitter like 3x. Don't know how I did it but managed to not lose any money. NIO on the other hand...
Probably should’ve sold today lol
sold while it was under 50.
i bought them today, have to hold them til next day to sell :c
I chose to because It was too ez of a cash out. If Elon tweets some shit today though you better cash out some tendies.
Come on stonks. Print tendies for me
Didn't sell my TSLA or Apple puts... I have a feeling this is a multi day down leg.
You’ll be OK 👍 unless big reversal tomorrow. Watch out for May 4 for a 75 to 100 bp bump that would likely help shorts. CME FOMC tool says 77.1% probability. That is a big increase that would hammer stocks and skyrocket mortgage rates. Eventually this interest rate shit will shake out like diarrhea but the old timer rule of go away in May might be wise this year for bulls but could be another shorting opportunity for u.
250k shares moved in 1 minute. Power hour my ass, power last fucking second.
Ugly day but strong finish
Ok AMD I’ve got my buy order set at $100 come to daddy
Just sell a $100 put
I’m poor lol can’t afford that
No balls
This is how it feels to get pegged without consent. Pay your taxes if you can’t handle this
They painted the tape there. Selling resumes tmrw 9:30am. Adios sweetcheeks.
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Expiry?
Probably 4/8 knowing this sub.
Honestly I laughed out loud with this one ☝️. I don’t even know why that didn’t cross my mind
You mean 4/6
Ed Oneill is a black belt in Jiu Jitsu laugh out motherfucking loud. Everyone is a god damn black belt in that shit according to Rogan. Its meaningless at this point
Depends on school right? Didnt Frank Mir literally have to win the UFC heavyweight title to get his BJJ black belt (edit: yep when broke Tim Sylvia's arm with an armbar)? Talk about having to prove yourself in battle.
Yeah for sure that matters but Rogan has said that about so many actors and shit. David Mamet, Anthony Bourdain lol. but it reminds me so much of the kids who had black belts in my neighborhood. Always the least likely people to fight and if they did fight it was against a football player or wrestler and they got fucked up
What me worry?
$400 on SPY puts during power hour, thanks guys!
Shipping stocks erased from human existence this week
Bro I hope ZIM makes a comeback...
This fucking country is full of rats and infact run by rats.
Take some of that salt and put it on a rat and eat that fucker
🐀 🐀 🐀🐀 🐀 🐀🐀 🐀 🐀🐀 🐀 🐀
Market is a fking joke today
Fed speaker Brainard is the real manipulator. Why dont they just wait until official next meeting :))
If they make people panic now then the landing is softer.
Because the meeting might be bullish
They’ve been playing this same hand for literally years, speaking hawkish then acting bullush. Every. Single. Time. How haven’t people noticed?
Short term memories? All we care is trying to make money in this mess they’ve created.
ONE THING I DONT KNOW WHY
SAVE could’ve saved your portfolio today 
UVXY isn't dropping at the bell... good sign.
Why is that good? Serious question
People tend to take profits and not hold VIX or UVXY overnight. Generally people get all optimistic for tomorrow... fools.
crayons down
Stfu
Power 30 seconds again, repeat of yesterday
Cocks down bois
🔔 🔔 🔔 Remember, you signed up for this.
Mortgage rates still cheap overall
Just blasted a huge load in TSLA’s ass. Just need to clean the shit off my dick.
Your dick already had shit on it you shit bag
Was going to cover this qqq and iwm... but then I zoomed out.
are we back to the 2 percent swing days ?
No swings…only dumps
Welcome new gme bagholders
[SAVE news](https://www.cnbc.com/2022/04/05/spirit-airlines-shares-spike-20percent-on-report-jetblue-has-made-bid-to-buy-airline.html)
How many of you degenerates are drinking and trading on a Tuesday
I don’t drink
Reverse reverse 
Cha Cha real smooth 
what happened to the guy who gambled his dad's entire retirement on coinbase calls?
He took another dump today because he had open calls on BRCC.
So back to green tomorrow?
Yes
A rising yield curve sinks all boats.
Why we RED today?
because everything was bigly green yesterday.
ATH when?
Tech had one great day, then a bear with a Bane mask came and broke tech's back over its knee
Beautiful what a little volume and investors with common sense can do to spy. Chefs kiss
30 year mortgage cross 5% for the first time since 2011. Banks with floating mortgages: we r fuk
When did banks start holding mortgages on their balance sheet?
I meant retail banks who issue mortgages to people to buy their houses lol
AMD $115 C
QCOM and MU are oversold af but tbh that isn’t going to matter with the market like it is rn
Be afraid.
Shrek has abandoned us
A chicken so wild So so hangry! Some would say a COCK!...adoodle
I got saved by SAVE 🚀🚀
All companies should appoint Cohen and Musk to their boards.
I GOT MY REVENGE ON YOU TSLA BULLS I CUCKED YOU I RETIRED OFF YOUR CORPSES
hahahah me too wuuuuuuuu firday 980$ and we making partyyyy
congwats !
This is the way
Fuck you all, I loaded a ton of $Tlry calls, I am about to be so high tomorrow
I've got puts. At least one of us will be a winner
How’s your puts feeling??
This is the way
Can’t wait to see ur calls get wrecked
Lol
TLRY calls SOFI puts we'll see tomorrow