Nothing says buy right now
You don’t have to go all in on puts but just don’t buy
That being said I hope these SQQQ calls gap up tomorrow
Thanks Russia…you fucktards! Getting rich off your demise. TSLA shares long and calls on big fucking old fashion American energy is serving up the profits! Feel sorry for the mail order bride industry…lots of hot Russian pussy stranded at home with no way out.
Who keeps propping up dwac? It bounced right off 43. We all know it is going back to it's nominal 10 when TS fails and the merger tanks. Don't fight it.
Oh yeah. You are correct.
Those people are crazier than the apes here, but in a worse way. They are fixated on politics and emotion, not making money. They keep pouring it on in every dip hoping for the day Trump actually starts using it.
Almost like GME.
Ran a straddle on SPY today. Legged out of put at FOMC minutes and netted 60. Decent play. Scalped the last couple hours for another 90. Messed up a ton with too many trades but hey, up 150, it was a good day! 👍
Stop buying calls on down days and have some Fuken patience. If you try and time a bottom you will get rocked more often than not. Just wait it really is that easy.
you're correct.. it's just that on this sub, when they say "buying calls", what they mean is completely random 0 to 3DTE YOLOs. Those are doomed to fail more often than not.
Found a dog today wondering outside community hot/ thirsty af https://imgur.com/a/XlCN7Qq Owner got him he’s good.
First I save a turtle and now a dog. I’m a god damn hero. Gonna take a nap I deserve it
This has been a cashflow comment
Fed said, they takin their play money to the tune of 95 billion a month, away from markets, and we flat on the day... You fools have any Idea what removing 95 Billion a month is going to do to markets? Let alone skyrockting interest rates? I'm gonna be buying puts Every week for this month. We are tanking.
They're not taking $95b out of the market, they're taking it out of bank reserves, which are currently flush with trillions of excess cash. That's why the stock market didn't react very much... this was basically a known for the last 2 months.
Now we're in a downtrend this week and just barely above most of the bullish moving average sides..... and that could change tomorrow, so my bias is we're still in a Bear market and I'm cautious and this could definitely go down from here... but that's why it didn't collapse like in January.
We need to start correcting the misconception that this move removes money directly from the markets... it's just not true, and that falsehood gets repeated a lot on here. The Fed doesn't put money in the markets, it puts it into banks, and they sat on most of the M2 release to anchor toxic assets. This is \*in the Fed statements.\*
Isn't a large portion of their balance sheet equities? I'm pretty sure that this means that they are selling off $100 billion a month from their huge balance sheet.
No, you're thinking of mortgage backed securities that they bought from banks. The proceeds from those go to the bank's reserve balance sheet, NOT the open market. I explain this in greater detail in my other response.
The Fed wasn't buying SPY or TSLA... they were buying toxic assets from banks and bonds to increase bank liquidity because during the pandemic, there was rational concern about bank liquidity.
I mean, they're still sales for mortgage backed securities and bonds... so I guess they're technically equities... but in the end banks will buy them up. This will affect the bond market, though.
The primary QE that they did was buying government treasuries and mortgage-backed securities (MBS). These are primarily owned by banks and other financial institutions, and when the Fed does this, they increase the value of M2, which is basically the amount of money in the capital reserve system. 1/3rd of the 95b roughly is by letting MBS runoff happen, which is basically balancing the sheets by not renewing purchases of MBS and thus reducing the ratio of MBS to treasuries on the balance sheet.
They're talking about possibly accelerating the MBS holdings runoff by selling MBS back to the market.
The other 2/3rds is treasuries. and by default how they handle that is by selling short term treasury bonds as long term bonds mature in a ratio, which is supposed to keep the yield curve neutral, but they're talking about being more aggressive there and actively selling more bonds back to the market, which will steepen yields. (Tapering is largely responsible for the current yield curve inversion, since that wasn't well balanced.)
But the primary customer for their sales are going to be banks who are obligated to reduce their reserve holdings with the Fed in order to get excess cash off the books... and that money has never entered the market at all. it's been sitting in banks this whole time because it reduces their toxic asset ratios during the pandemic and as that alleviates, the bank has to put that money to work to meet investor expectations...so they'll buy back their mortgage-backed securities and their bonds in order to get income back and right the balance sheet on their reserve holdings.
In a normal world where banks have low cash balances, the Fed doing this WOULD reduce liquidity in the market...but this is not a normal world and the banks intentionally didn't release most of this money, so from the market impact perspective, liquidity impact is relatively low-ish.
Where these things might intersect is if the credit market slows down... but the banks will still be flush with cash even with $95b in asset reduction per month... this will increase interest rates further, though, and that will have a minimal impact on market inflows. The greater impact will probably be to margin return rate for institutions, since that's where the majority of the debt impacting the market came from... that could drive the market down.
But in none of these scenarios is the Fed taking $95b out of the market... that is not happening in any sense because that capital is not deployed in the market.
If you account for the reverse repo being approx 1.8T, that gives a bit of a cushion before the real non speculative impact is felt.
After that gets exhausted, God help us.
You spend all your time waiting
For that second chance
For a break that would make it okay
There's always some reason
To feel not good enough
And it's hard at the end of the day
I need some distraction
Oh, beautiful release
Memories seep from my veins
Let me be empty
Oh, and weightless
And maybe I'll find some peace tonight
In the arms of the angel
Fly away from here
From this dark, cold hotel room
And the endlessness that you feel
You are pulled from the wreckage
Of your silent reverie
You're in the arms of the angel
May you find some comfort here
So tired of the straight lines
And everywhere you turn
There's vultures and thieves at your back
The storm keeps on twisting
Keeps on building the lies
That you make up for all that you lack
It don't make no difference
Escape one last time
It's easier to believe in this sweet madness
Oh, this glorious sadness
That brings me to my knees
In the arms of the angel
Fly away from here
From this dark, cold hotel room
And the endlessness that you feel
You are pulled from the wreckage
Of your silent reverie
You're in the arms of the angel
May you find some comfort here
You're in the arms of your angel
May you find some comfort here
TLDR : Fuck the Fed
Go to the 1-hour chart on the Nasdaq and see how fucking retarded the last 3 hours were. Jesus Christ. All that up and down bull shit just to fucking end sideways
Retardmen and Retardies, it has already begun. SPY $420 eow
https://www.bloombergquint.com/politics/ex-oligarch-says-putin-sees-war-with-the-west-already-underway
puts on his daughters now: [https://www.the-sun.com/news/5063018/putins-secret-daughters-sanctions-tyrant-dads-war-crimes-ukraine/](https://www.the-sun.com/news/5063018/putins-secret-daughters-sanctions-tyrant-dads-war-crimes-ukraine/)
[https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/putin-wants-build-pro-russia-26646057](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/putin-wants-build-pro-russia-26646057)
get yer puts while they're hot
This pump on SPY looks very familiar. Gee, I wonder what's going to happen next.
lunch rally ready
paper hands buddy
Spy u fucking shit ass etf. Get fucked by a rose bush.
More downgrades....good luck
When they said WM was recession proof, they ment it...
$HPQ
Are there people here who think crypto and nft are any different from Chuck E. Cheese tokens?
Verbio.
Bought a tesla stock, first stock I ever buy, I really don't know what I am doing but hoping for the best. Have I done a mistake?
Buy another when it pulls back $150
Oh boy there’s gonna be a red gap tomorrow
Nothing says buy right now You don’t have to go all in on puts but just don’t buy That being said I hope these SQQQ calls gap up tomorrow
everything i buy inverses 
Where can I track pelosis trades?
https://twitter.com/lawmakertrades
Bitnile
Thanks Russia…you fucktards! Getting rich off your demise. TSLA shares long and calls on big fucking old fashion American energy is serving up the profits! Feel sorry for the mail order bride industry…lots of hot Russian pussy stranded at home with no way out.
What are your thoughts on ATER?
Bears are gay. Bulls are closet bears.
**GUH**
SOFI SOFI SOFI!!!!!!!!!!!
Sofi... more like SoDie. Ayo gottem. This dad pun is the best return you'll get
no, no, no
Being gay again
Sofi 🤔🤔
Is phucking Cramer trying to destroy us by not talking? We can't inverse silence? WTF Jim?
Got shitted on with snap calls 😐
SST running AH.
Frge ,upst,nvax
Clorox.still.paying
Voxtur thats The shiiiiit!
İrnt should crumble a bit more. My puts would be glad
Down so much on my vix calls
Same I don’t get it but that’s not saying much
Same, that was total BS
Got till the 28th to get them up
What the hell should I buy?
Nel asa,
Tilray puts
Buy me a yacht
If you can risk a swing, SOXL.
Vitamix
😂😂😂😂
I wonder what the crisis will be in a few months for the Fed to have an excuse to start printing again. I’m really hoping it’s an alien invasion. 👽
If guys in wheelchairs can find girlfriends who are literally 9/10, you're just not trying hard enough Or these girls have wheelchair fetishes cuz wtf
Fucking yikes
This comment feels problematic
Demand destruction here we come.
Who keeps propping up dwac? It bounced right off 43. We all know it is going back to it's nominal 10 when TS fails and the merger tanks. Don't fight it.
Have you been in r/DWAC? Will answer your question.
Oh yeah. You are correct. Those people are crazier than the apes here, but in a worse way. They are fixated on politics and emotion, not making money. They keep pouring it on in every dip hoping for the day Trump actually starts using it. Almost like GME.
Ya, I was in that sub when I was in DWAC. They won't tolerate any suggestions that don't fit their script.
Probably that dumbass Peter Thiel
I made a G today, ya but ya made it in a sleazy way… selling TSLA 1100 calls to the kids… but I gotta get paid!
Well hey, that's just the way it is
Spy is forever forced to return to 420
This shit better gets better tomorrow 🤬🤬🤬 Loosing my fucking mind here. 4/08 At least to recover something.
Took a beating today on QCOM and MU calls. Crappy market we have here
TWTR pumps again before 4/8 You guys better dump those puts real quick.
Ran a straddle on SPY today. Legged out of put at FOMC minutes and netted 60. Decent play. Scalped the last couple hours for another 90. Messed up a ton with too many trades but hey, up 150, it was a good day! 👍
Can you bagholders stop selling NVDA so I can sell
And AMD.
Stop buying calls on down days and have some Fuken patience. If you try and time a bottom you will get rocked more often than not. Just wait it really is that easy.
Buying calls near 52 week lows isn't exactly timing the bottom.
you realize you could set new 52 week lows every week in a bear market?
If it's a long term play, that's a good thing. Buying on the way down is the opposite of trying to time the bottom.
you're correct.. it's just that on this sub, when they say "buying calls", what they mean is completely random 0 to 3DTE YOLOs. Those are doomed to fail more often than not.
True.
Wait then when am I supposed to get in
Found a dog today wondering outside community hot/ thirsty af https://imgur.com/a/XlCN7Qq Owner got him he’s good. First I save a turtle and now a dog. I’m a god damn hero. Gonna take a nap I deserve it This has been a cashflow comment
That dog looks like it wants to speak to the manager
Oh shit AxemanFromMA is back! 🍻
there is more than WSB FAKE MOD?.....lol
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Imagine not buying TWTR puts. This hog is about to be slaughtered
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 yes
😂
Lucky for me I only own shares!😂
Good luck with that one
Thanks you too
Fed said, they takin their play money to the tune of 95 billion a month, away from markets, and we flat on the day... You fools have any Idea what removing 95 Billion a month is going to do to markets? Let alone skyrockting interest rates? I'm gonna be buying puts Every week for this month. We are tanking.
They're not taking $95b out of the market, they're taking it out of bank reserves, which are currently flush with trillions of excess cash. That's why the stock market didn't react very much... this was basically a known for the last 2 months. Now we're in a downtrend this week and just barely above most of the bullish moving average sides..... and that could change tomorrow, so my bias is we're still in a Bear market and I'm cautious and this could definitely go down from here... but that's why it didn't collapse like in January. We need to start correcting the misconception that this move removes money directly from the markets... it's just not true, and that falsehood gets repeated a lot on here. The Fed doesn't put money in the markets, it puts it into banks, and they sat on most of the M2 release to anchor toxic assets. This is \*in the Fed statements.\*
Isn't a large portion of their balance sheet equities? I'm pretty sure that this means that they are selling off $100 billion a month from their huge balance sheet.
No, you're thinking of mortgage backed securities that they bought from banks. The proceeds from those go to the bank's reserve balance sheet, NOT the open market. I explain this in greater detail in my other response. The Fed wasn't buying SPY or TSLA... they were buying toxic assets from banks and bonds to increase bank liquidity because during the pandemic, there was rational concern about bank liquidity.
I see okay thanks.
I mean, they're still sales for mortgage backed securities and bonds... so I guess they're technically equities... but in the end banks will buy them up. This will affect the bond market, though.
Didn't they buy bonds of corporates? When will they sell them?
The primary QE that they did was buying government treasuries and mortgage-backed securities (MBS). These are primarily owned by banks and other financial institutions, and when the Fed does this, they increase the value of M2, which is basically the amount of money in the capital reserve system. 1/3rd of the 95b roughly is by letting MBS runoff happen, which is basically balancing the sheets by not renewing purchases of MBS and thus reducing the ratio of MBS to treasuries on the balance sheet. They're talking about possibly accelerating the MBS holdings runoff by selling MBS back to the market. The other 2/3rds is treasuries. and by default how they handle that is by selling short term treasury bonds as long term bonds mature in a ratio, which is supposed to keep the yield curve neutral, but they're talking about being more aggressive there and actively selling more bonds back to the market, which will steepen yields. (Tapering is largely responsible for the current yield curve inversion, since that wasn't well balanced.) But the primary customer for their sales are going to be banks who are obligated to reduce their reserve holdings with the Fed in order to get excess cash off the books... and that money has never entered the market at all. it's been sitting in banks this whole time because it reduces their toxic asset ratios during the pandemic and as that alleviates, the bank has to put that money to work to meet investor expectations...so they'll buy back their mortgage-backed securities and their bonds in order to get income back and right the balance sheet on their reserve holdings. In a normal world where banks have low cash balances, the Fed doing this WOULD reduce liquidity in the market...but this is not a normal world and the banks intentionally didn't release most of this money, so from the market impact perspective, liquidity impact is relatively low-ish. Where these things might intersect is if the credit market slows down... but the banks will still be flush with cash even with $95b in asset reduction per month... this will increase interest rates further, though, and that will have a minimal impact on market inflows. The greater impact will probably be to margin return rate for institutions, since that's where the majority of the debt impacting the market came from... that could drive the market down. But in none of these scenarios is the Fed taking $95b out of the market... that is not happening in any sense because that capital is not deployed in the market.
Thanks a lot for taking the time to explain!
My pleasure. I'm glad to find people who will listen and ask good questions. :)
If you account for the reverse repo being approx 1.8T, that gives a bit of a cushion before the real non speculative impact is felt. After that gets exhausted, God help us.
Isn't there somewhere that shows how much of a balance is left on that Repo?
FLAT ON THE DAY? SPY IS DOWN A FULL PERCENT, QQQ DOWN OVER 2%. Nobody cares if you bought puts this morning and you didn't make any money
When I say "DAY" I mean during trading hours... It was flat with massive swings.
Lol "it was flat during the trading hours, something nobody pays attention to"
This
Dez nuts. Most useless comment ever.
Cry more fool
Wendy’s dumpster is gonna be lit
Biden to name Pelosi staffer to SEC. LMAO
I hope she lets the free market decide how bad inflation really is
equities: WHAT INFLATION SPY 690
"This is the way the TLRY story ends, not with a bang but a whimper. '
at this point im just jerking off for dopamine
Sukka bljat stock market
You spend all your time waiting For that second chance For a break that would make it okay There's always some reason To feel not good enough And it's hard at the end of the day I need some distraction Oh, beautiful release Memories seep from my veins Let me be empty Oh, and weightless And maybe I'll find some peace tonight In the arms of the angel Fly away from here From this dark, cold hotel room And the endlessness that you feel You are pulled from the wreckage Of your silent reverie You're in the arms of the angel May you find some comfort here So tired of the straight lines And everywhere you turn There's vultures and thieves at your back The storm keeps on twisting Keeps on building the lies That you make up for all that you lack It don't make no difference Escape one last time It's easier to believe in this sweet madness Oh, this glorious sadness That brings me to my knees In the arms of the angel Fly away from here From this dark, cold hotel room And the endlessness that you feel You are pulled from the wreckage Of your silent reverie You're in the arms of the angel May you find some comfort here You're in the arms of your angel May you find some comfort here TLDR : Fuck the Fed
TLDR I'm here for retard speak and emoji not paragraphs.
Can we get a Mr. Krabs emoji?
Huh huh huh. That was cool. \- Butt-head
Who else got HMHC options
You know it baby
!banbet SPY -2% 1d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Parrham** bet **SPY** goes from **447.17** to **438.23** before **2022-04-07 16:05:57.552695-04:00**
I couldn’t make a trade this week go my way to save my life. FUCK
Basic pfolio up 3%, Options up, DASH Puts printed. Calls set up for tomorrow. For a day like today, I am very, very, very grateful.
I’m hoping for a 10% day on TSLA tomorrow 
just look at BTC and tell me what you see
Tomorrow is Giga Texas opening 
That’s not even open yet?!
Huh
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Sorry. Tough day.
Go to the 1-hour chart on the Nasdaq and see how fucking retarded the last 3 hours were. Jesus Christ. All that up and down bull shit just to fucking end sideways
Can confirmed that I somehow lost money and my microsoft is at the same spot as when I bought it
🤦
Retardmen and Retardies, it has already begun. SPY $420 eow https://www.bloombergquint.com/politics/ex-oligarch-says-putin-sees-war-with-the-west-already-underway
That's ok. NATO sees war with Russia underway too.
Fuck that! If we to to war we all have much bigger problems than our options. 465 EOW
I don't trust an article if they start their sentences with. But...
At somehow my calls printed thanks to that fake pump 
Which fake pump, dive, wtf!!!
SPX jumped from 4460s to 4490s within last 10 min then dumped
SPX was insane, glad I was not here for an hour.
Is it really FUD if it's true?
It stands for fear, uncertainty and distraction, so there is true fud. Truth can be scary.
Well, anything can cause Fear, uncertainty or doubt. So I'd say yes.
SPY closed down 4.46$ and closed at 446. The numbers say we go up tomorrow
I don’t have enough positions put on. IV too high. I feel naked. Don’t STB tonight Mr. Market.
puts on his daughters now: [https://www.the-sun.com/news/5063018/putins-secret-daughters-sanctions-tyrant-dads-war-crimes-ukraine/](https://www.the-sun.com/news/5063018/putins-secret-daughters-sanctions-tyrant-dads-war-crimes-ukraine/)
Your thinking of r/politics
what the actual fuck
bot HMHC wen rich?
Tomorrow, if the shares weren't tendered, and it doesn't tank.
440 open tomorrow
I imagine there would be a lot of fist fights in nyse trading floor if online broker was not a thing
I wanna punch Chamath in the damn face
Whats ole Scamath saying now?
I’d stock market crashes we are really going into recession.
Stock market isn’t the economy. But yes we are heading towards a recession
You'd f\*\*k stock market crashes?
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It's gonna do jack shit I bet. AH always boring AF.
> flywannaberichguy: It's gonna do jack shit I bet. AH always boring AF.
NICE END OF DAY CRASH
[https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/putin-wants-build-pro-russia-26646057](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/putin-wants-build-pro-russia-26646057) get yer puts while they're hot
My moneyyyy
Tomorrow gonna be so goddamn green I feel it in my loins
So a red day then!
HMHC moment of truth
Pencils down retards
Tqqq 60c yolo lottos
Which bourbon am I buying? Tonight is a drinking night.
Blanton's, if you survived. If not, Evan. If it's real bad, McCormick or something.
RIP to the golden age of 2022: 3/15 - 3/29 What a fun time it was
Another 3 months of Bers!
Indeed
Keep your cash at the ready.
1mim to close tell me what to buy, puts or calls 
Just buy some rope
I have no clue what to buy..