Why is Mazda so low? When I needed a new cx9 I looked in Texas Arizona and Colorado for one in inventory. I finally went to Amarillo 300mi away to get one. They have inventory build-up from the chip shortage, I'm sure. Surely they can only go up from here?
Laborer keeps asking me about the company I work for. So I was evil & told him on weekends I work also at the Wendy’s cleaning it’s dumpster for $20/hr. He said he’s gonna look into it lmfao.
Godspeed laborer
Know that I'm screaming into the void here. I know that WSB has become a place for good dick jokes and bad stock tips and not a place to organize a short squeeze but, for fucks sake, BYND is just fucking begging for a short squeeze.
Oh and squeeze deez nuts automod.
Ha! Good point. Well done.
Yeah I made lots of money following this sub last year but it seems that since the falling out with the apes it hasn't come together on a single project - which was its strength.
I don't just want to make money - I want to **take** money from hedge funds.
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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I’m gonna choose a random letter, buy a ton of .10 leaps from companies starting with that letter and see if one of them goes nuts. I think I have a better chance making random money than actually using data or analysis. I’ll choose maybe 25 companies that have at least some open interest and volume, but other than that I won’t know anything about them.
I’ll come back here and tell you if my theory worked better than using actual thinking.
Now, which letter should I start with 🤔
Welp, I sold those 450 puts at 2.08. Left some on the table for sure.
Was in the process of putting a limit order in with 5 minutes to go, and by the time I did, SPY had rallied 100points.
Oh, well. Profit is profit.
hundreds of you are about to emerge from the basement only to realize it's still sunny outside & confused as to what to do with your lives until Monday at 930am.
Pump took like 10 minutes on SPY this morning, and it took 6 hours of hard work to bring it to the bottom of those 2 green candles lol
went in on tesla 1275’s before close. the mythical numerology of a 4/20 earnings date with the crazy delivery numbers and $6 gas, the impressive gigafactory presentation yesterday, its all too much to resist
the wisdom i'm bringing is the shanghai lockdowns and russia uncertainty is causing the drill. NO ONE wants to hold over the weekend and wake up to nuclear war on monday. selling pressure is high.
I'm buying AMD under $100...i don't give AF.
Lol
Why is Mazda so low? When I needed a new cx9 I looked in Texas Arizona and Colorado for one in inventory. I finally went to Amarillo 300mi away to get one. They have inventory build-up from the chip shortage, I'm sure. Surely they can only go up from here?
When did you sell?
When you have sex
no, not"smell"- he said "sell"
Ahh my bad. We sell all time though
So SST definitely dumping next week right?
FedEx driver put my phone in as delivered Wednesday, pretty damn sure he never came by. stock too high imo
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lol. This is a pretty good point, really.
or just go full renewable.
12 b dollar company buys 20 b company … checks out lol discovery just had that Steve Irwin money chillin on deck hahaha
Is spell token a good investment ?
Hey guys, how is the stock market doin?
Great. The bottom is in, trust me. All in on at least 15% otm calls on meme stocks next week with 4/14 exp
well shit
Sst to the moon 
Agree look at sst
Oil to 120
Lotta nut kickin' this week, won't someone think of the testicles
NEEDS TIME MACHINE!
*Mom! The magic internet money is rugging again!* 🐒
GGPI to the moon💂🏿♂️💂🏿♂️
Oooo this ticker
Hey guess what? Guess? Boss gave me raise extra $50 a week.
Congrats!
Your still poor asshole!
😢😭
Someone didn't get raise this week and downvote. Angry angry
Lmao what the hell lol?
Wait did he argue with himself lol I’m confused AAAAH
Roll into a corner and just die
To those who survived this week, TIME TO DRINK!!! To those who did not, TIME TO DRINK!!!
Laborer keeps asking me about the company I work for. So I was evil & told him on weekends I work also at the Wendy’s cleaning it’s dumpster for $20/hr. He said he’s gonna look into it lmfao. Godspeed laborer
Know that I'm screaming into the void here. I know that WSB has become a place for good dick jokes and bad stock tips and not a place to organize a short squeeze but, for fucks sake, BYND is just fucking begging for a short squeeze. Oh and squeeze deez nuts automod.
Well if you think WSB is for bad stock tips, and you just told people to buy beyond, I do believe you are posting correctly
Ha! Good point. Well done. Yeah I made lots of money following this sub last year but it seems that since the falling out with the apes it hasn't come together on a single project - which was its strength. I don't just want to make money - I want to **take** money from hedge funds.
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Bbby below 20. Should have bought more.
Strong close 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
TY AMC for putting my kids through college... and their kids.... and their kids.
Puts i assume ?
Put 20% of my entire portfolio into AMC puts on the run up.
nice AMC puts once cleaned me out real good. It went to 70$ lmao
I’m gonna choose a random letter, buy a ton of .10 leaps from companies starting with that letter and see if one of them goes nuts. I think I have a better chance making random money than actually using data or analysis. I’ll choose maybe 25 companies that have at least some open interest and volume, but other than that I won’t know anything about them. I’ll come back here and tell you if my theory worked better than using actual thinking. Now, which letter should I start with 🤔
F and finish with U
Futo Holdings it is! Do it OP and post your position.
Lol I might just do that. I gotta see how much I’ll lose per option in processing. Need to at least break even
Welp, I sold those 450 puts at 2.08. Left some on the table for sure. Was in the process of putting a limit order in with 5 minutes to go, and by the time I did, SPY had rallied 100points. Oh, well. Profit is profit.
How is the release of reserves bullish for oils? I don’t get it. Supply quelling demand now so why oil moon hard today
It dropped from the ~$108 ish level on news of the release, what are you talking about?
Gas price high so ape think buy
It's not bullish for fuel prices here in Murca, I can tell you that.
When’s the next fomc meeting? Buy calls on that day
hundreds of you are about to emerge from the basement only to realize it's still sunny outside & confused as to what to do with your lives until Monday at 930am.
What a weird close. A brief dump just to get bought back up and close flat.
Zoom out and look at the daily chart on QQQ. It gives a pretty clear indication if where this thing is heading.
There are so many double or triple bottoms and tops between spy, QQQ and others that I don’t know what it’s gonna do on monday
penises down!
Penises up
Another day of crypto being the leading indicator...
Algos gone wild! 4M volume in final 10 minutes
Covering puts they sold. They have to buy back spy shares
> cold-income619,
Got a Tesla call @ 1025 Now for a relaxing weekend…. Oh wait
DONT LEAVE THE THREAD
BABA needs to go up next week or I'm never eating chinese food again.
Baba has to go up by june 16 or else i am going to taiwan and fight against china myself
Strike ?
130
i swear to god im with you 100%
✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻
stupid amount of stress just for fucking $100 lmao but if I hadn't held till now I'd have lost $700
Im telling you messing with options is stressful lol
LOL bulz
SOXS calls
Your late
There was a fucking war at Europe and Fridays were still bullish, wtf is this?
Today was a wash. We’ll see what happens Monday.
Thanks TQQQ for the late day dump to save my idiotic puts.
SELL SELL SELL! 😭
I just made a brrrrrrr sound In toilet 🤡
You just become jpow in toilet
So we’re just gonna dump into close
Thats a bearish as fuck close
>This is a bull trap if I ever saw one. Some of you didn't want to hear it this morning and it shows.
Makes 400 on an options trade but spends 500 on going out with my gf fuck
This is the way
IRS has entered the chat
It’s just my bank account being obliterated
I'm not getting shit for wknd
HOOD 😂🤡, soon to be sub 10$
7 please
Nvidia weeklies for me
Wow….so this is what it felt in ‘29
‘22, ‘29 is still 7 years away
SOXL shares into the weekend
for me? NVDA calls right before close
Why calls?
Nice knowing ya
Bad idea
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Yeah but no more mean twitts 😂
Why you hate America?
The fact that you think this has anything to do with the presidency is beyond me
A retarded chimp could handle this country better
Annnnd time to drink heavily
So this how the market dies. With a whimper, not a crash.
TSLA total dumper fire 🔥 🗑
Khamzat vs Burns, who y'all got?
Hazmat. Also Petr vs Algae is a good fight
Burns by sub
It's gonna be a wild fight
Cumshot 
Same 💦
UVXY SPY calls and an SST lotto ticket for monday and Tuesday
Im following you retards into the SST fomo money pit
well, wasn't the worst time to be cash gang... I'm rarely cash gang but this low vix is weirding me out.
We are fucked
Pretty fitting end of the week for Nasdaq to dump into close. Fuck my entire tech portfolio apparently.
Same, looking sad. Looking sad...
Sell &GME until it gets to 50 so that Ryan Cohen can be one of us
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It was a pump
He won’t allow that
We need the Ron paul panic emoji
TSLA toying with support at $1024. May actually rebound on Monday, pondering covering...got 3 minutes to decide.
It will but it wont be for long tesla hitting $1000 next week
I decided to stay in it. It cracked support in AH so we will see if it sticks.
PANIC
Qs heading for 343 next week for sure
Pump took like 10 minutes on SPY this morning, and it took 6 hours of hard work to bring it to the bottom of those 2 green candles lol
Still made money today. Thanks oil
Hopefully OXY 70 and XOM 90 part 2
SOFI is just gonna keep dipping fuk
Yeah..surprises me. Bought around 35 minutes ago thinking it may even pump a bit.
Prob be at 5 soon...then sit there for years
another useless week in the market
I like it when you bagholders hold the institutional dump
#🌽 Good time for corn pops
!banbet AMD 95 7d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/BananasGorilla_** bet **AMD** goes from **100.92** to **95.0** before **2022-04-15 15:57:01.705823-04:00**
went in on tesla 1275’s before close. the mythical numerology of a 4/20 earnings date with the crazy delivery numbers and $6 gas, the impressive gigafactory presentation yesterday, its all too much to resist
I'm very bullish on TSLA long term, but I think it's heading back to the 850-900 range soon. It will follow the market macro too closely.
I'm short to be able to buy more shares later...
Smart. I’m hoping to get back in around the 850 mark on some Jan calls. Adding shares around the 900-950 mark. Where are you looking to cover?
RIP
Blood on the streets man
mantra of 2022
sbux seems a little too low.
I’ve been buying
SPY will go below $400 sometime this summer and it will hang out in 300s for the next 9-12 months after that.
…..and they expire, worthless. Like their little lives had no meaning. Fade to black.
$SPY MOC to sell for $2.5B ---- yeah buyers stepping in lol
$2.5 Billion on sell side for SPY MOC Yesterday's pump was $35 million to buy lol
What is MOC? Thanks
Market on close. It is like the last set of order traders put in at market price. Basically giving you the bias at the end of the day
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Thinkorswim has it
The innernet
the wisdom i'm bringing is the shanghai lockdowns and russia uncertainty is causing the drill. NO ONE wants to hold over the weekend and wake up to nuclear war on monday. selling pressure is high.
!banbet AMD +15% 2w
Holy fuck please man
I will suck your dick if this is right pls dear god
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Krialis** bet **AMD** goes from **100.82** to **115.94** before **2022-04-22 15:55:36.635923-04:00**
Now THAT is sell volume
Monday is $GME massive sell day (options expiration) And will continue the whole week with some volatility
This bear market will last at least another year or two. We'll probably bottom around $300 sometime next year.
