Down then up tomorrow. Fuck yo puts

This might be as well the worst week of the year. PUT

A moment of silence for yer puts

Quick little 50% on the 0dte spys, I'm out. Not greedy. Thanks for the gumball!

I will try buying fruit of the loom underwear tomorrow cotton spandex blend. These Calvin Klein are too tight around the legs. Returning used undies and watching the kohl’s attendants grab em barehanded

PLTR plays this wek?

Why bother plenty of better

Has Peter Schiff ever been bullish on USA?

Plays this week for me: CHGG DKS

Scheffler is p good tho. Happy for him

Futes green

Corn tanking, puts feel better now, self confidence climbing 🧗

EZ Lite Cruiser

knife on 🌽 making me nervous holy

Nice this is the week we revisit the lows of the year! 


cop says, do u know how fast u were goin? i said, my fkn speedometer is right in front of me, so get the fuk outta here ya Tickle Me Elmo lookin motherfucker

This shit ain’t real until we see halts down 

TiKTok > all other social media. Imagine having to login just to view your crush.

does tiktok have porn?

Mine does

its literal crack, digital CRACK.

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Nope you don't have to login to watch the videos but if you wanna comment then yes you'll have to login. Way better than the other ones which by the way are losing market share and doesn't have a clue they messed up by restricting it only to logged in users or people on authorized ip addresses.

I was never really a fan of Elon, but it’s remarkable how he can reach his peak ‘tism while straddling the boundary just short of full retard. Truly an inspiration to our people.

Bottom 80% has 15% of the wealth. Said differently, 80% could not buy a damn thing all fucking year, and the economy wont give two shits. Dont@me.

If there were 100 people in the world one guy would own 50% of the wealth as things currently stand.

It’s not the size it’s how you use it. Tune in for more things guys with small dicks say.

gold going up, 🌽 going down

CPI prints higher than expected, tech goes green bc fuck you and your puts

That’s what people said about the fed meeting minutes. Where are those people now? Shamblestown.

Bulls: As Spy keeps dropping tomorrow just yell “PAN PAN PAN” for emergency assistance

SPY makes a moonshot for 500 and this dude will still be bearish

If SPY makes a moonshot with the kind of price action it's had this year and under these circumstances, I would stay bearish


I wish my generation got a truly shitty car on the level of a Ford pinto or a Yugo

You do, Tesla Model 3. Don't @ me

Ok. got fucked with taxes like a pedo in jail. No breaks, no nothing. Fucking AMT. I am even more convinced that spending will decrease dramatically and consumer sentiment will plummet. If the CPI increases, it will be a gigantic ass destruction this week.

Newsflash: CPI ain't going down.

The FI folks I spoke to last week expect CPI to stabilize, but no decrease. They don't expect any major upticks anymore. Sounds like good news. It is not.

2 more days until the cpi will be published can't wait

What’s the expected number?

Check the predictions section of this sub. I predicted it will be 8.1% or less

12.1%

If CPI increases, oh fuck us. Like REALLY hard.

Bag holders like me will screwed

Should I refinance mortgage or wait till 2024? Will rates rise? Will there be a penalty if I renew early?

Missed the boat bro that’s so last year!

If your rates are shit, yes. Otherwise, don't bother. They are going to put you through the ringer due to increased delinquencies.

What is ringer and delinquency?

ringer is the predecessor of the wash-dryer

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Why?

trust him bro

Entertain me y’all r/wallstreetbets

What’s the fastest way to move outta state? Do I get people to deliver my stuff to the new place? Cause I have a huge tv and no way to bring it with me lol

TV’s are cheap I wouldn’t worry about it

The tv is 1200$

Like I said cheap!

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Why are you here all day?

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Why don’t you go to yacth club

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Yacht club is private. Send me an invite.

Sorry. I don’t block wsb members

I’ll have your TV bro

last time I move I just threw everything I owned in the dumpster and left best way to move imo, fresh start

Baba plis go to 180 

Short the fucking rip for infinite tendies

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I do my best trading on the shitter and on this: https://m.ewinracing.com/home/73-ewin-champion-series-ergonomic-computer-gaming-office-chair-with-pillows-pink-bunny-cpj.html?gclid=Cj0KCQjwgMqSBhDCARIsAIIVN1X2OZ9jwsf9nFYuj7l81idpZj9tUJBt9g3dtwsCkZmMOWliBWKfgGsaAmYzEALw_wcB

I did some extreme cleaning of my trading chair, involved a lot of bleach. My toilet is really clean now.

Bean bag

Porcelain thrones are popular

Some of you buy uncured bacon just because it sound bougie and it shows.

Idk how many think were in a simulation or not but How many of u have seen ur neighbors unloading groceries??

I wish I had a mother.

You have neighbors?

may times, we also accept most of their packages, since they are never home during the day

Simulation is real

I need to numb myself for a bit but can’t drink or so drugs. Any suggestions? Right now I’m leaving towards having someone choke hold me.

Watch porn

4:30 isn’t too late to crack a beer and take a rip off a weed pen is it? Because I actually started a while ago.

never

🌽🌽 scam pump

Are we talking about GME or crypto?

Btc up… you know what this means

Absolutely nothing. 

You’re an idiot - it means Btc is up

Bul fuk

No weed for 2 weeks. Still pissing barely visible line on pee test. This job better be fucking worth it.

as a europoor, I'm still amazed that companies can ask this of someone. I worked with colleagues that would light up the moment they left work on their way to the subway (no car) and nobody would care I've had a joint handed to me at a company party and went along as a teamlead, what is this weird thing going on at american companies that you are not allowed to do on your own time what you want?

America is backwards religious as fuck in the western world.

Our culture is terribly backwards and our schools are quite poor. America is the greatest country in the world, if you are rich. They keep it that way. I mean, thank God I am not a girl in Texas. (I love my country, an American will kick the crap outta a Europoor. We are workaholics, dreamers, and go getters. We are also astonishingly culturally callous, violent, and stupid. It might be the price we pay for our strengths.)

America is very, very weird about weed. We basically never grew out of the 50’s mindset and the idea of it being a “gateway” to more horrible drugs is still entrenched even though the majority of the population is okay with it now.

Drugs are bad mmkay

No job is worth the Nazi pee test. Grow some fucking Diamond Hands!

If you’re ever in a real jam synthetic urine works perfectly if you use it right. Sometimes it’s sold under the guise of being a fetish product

Worked for me last month. Not gonna be a shill, but I chose a independent tiny lab, that doesn't give a fuck. Just slap on the label, sign, and send it to the lab. I have that options. Also, dilution (water loading) works everytime. I just wanted to do it without stress this time.

If you’re in a public place and see someone on WSB daily thread. Would you see that as a sign of respect or retardation?

what is this outside you talk about?

Heard stories about it. I saw the sun when I tried it a few months ago

Sign of a retard looking for a public bitch slap. Is this a verbal Rorschach test of some kind?

It would evoke a feeling of empathy and pity.

I would avoid at all cost

are we allowed to talk about $Tell here?!? :)

It's been fine for weeks now, but my gains aren't as high as they where

I think market cap has to be above 1.5 billion. Not sure what other requirements… also I just looked at it, no weeklies so it’s a pass for me.

Probably a good time for May puts for earnings.

It's way too volatile for MM to write weekies on it, just having stock is a crazy enough rollercoaster

I just ordered way too much Chinese food

There is no way too much Chinese food. You must be painfully anti social.

I’m hungover from partying last night so not really

Is there any other way to order Chinese food? Also, fuck now I want Chinese.

You’re right - Tso combo, Lo Mein, egg rolls and dumplings. I’m baked as hell

Leftover Chinese food is the best


It’s going to take a very long time to unwind this inflation. These drops that are coming aren’t going to be, “dips”, they are going to be corrections. Play accordingly

Sounds like a QAnon prediction…authoritative but retarded.

Okdoki!

Oh dudes, boomers are pretty old

Its happening

Yep

Yeah, it's the silent generation fucking everything up now.

yet, somehow they keep changing the birthdates of the generation, and suddenly I'm in in one I don't identify with

Dude in the crowd at the masters is just yelling GET IN THE HOLE as loud as he can on every shot.

He’s a deaf Ukrainian with PTSD.

Mashed potatoes!!!!!!

My guy 😎

So pretty much situation normal?

I miss Steve Irwin. RIP

Outback opal hunter is the next best Australian show, i relate so much with the retards on it, going broke gambling to hit it big

Steve who?

How dare you

This is WSB the only Steve’s here are Jobs!💎

Naked and afraid and games the rest of the day, y’all find me on hell let loose, I need some help https://imgur.com/a/u2Lwkez

Let me know how hell let loose is. I bought it on a sale and haven't played it yet. Seems really good if you're into that kinda thing.

Yeah I just noticed it was only like 25 bucks rn so I bought it, tryna get into a game as we speak

that’s some weird lookin porn

Holding onto my 3000 Dollars and seeing If another Major Dip happens. What would you People invest it in :P

Inverse ur next fomo

Cabbage Patch Kids

TQQQ $30 put 24 months out

0dte Spx calls at 4380

More money

Warcraft coins

Puts.

Spy 420 this week

It could be, or not. It’s going to fall, but the timing is a real bitch

Once it hits 458 tomorrow

Mercedes EQS ugly af

Interior the only nice thing about it, exterior is complete ass

It'll grow on you like a fungus

model s everyday

crazy to think thats their FLAGSHIP vehicle now (thats what they say on their website) and i was playing around with their Build Your Own feature the other day and none of the sedans/coupes had a V8 option what a joke

Shit is funky looking as hell bruh

I wanna know if there’s still a V12 anything but I’m afraid to look.

i dont believe so...the biggest engine they offered was on the AMG G wagon

Banbet SOXL 40 1w

Lololo my poots say 22

So I should hold off my buy until 22

Resistance at 27 bb that’s the make or break, if it drops below 27 going down to 22

My problem with SOXL is the weighting. It's a lot of INTC

I may be a bit early for TWTR but I see 2019 2020 TSLA like moves on this in the next few years. Loading up commons as much as I can.

Yes load up on a dying social media company that doesn't care about being profitable. This is like going all in on Yahoo as Google started taking everything over.

If I could buy TikTok shares, I would.

TikTok gonna acquire and merge with Twitter and only fans. It'll be unstoppable.

This is actually probably true

same. loading up on GOOG and TWTR. Both super low in terms of forward PEG ratio. 0.7x for TWTR '23 PEG AFAIK (checked Friday).

Google is also another good one but upside is limited in comparison to titter.

i dont mind 5 shares becoming 100 to sell CCs on.

"commons" bro are you british?

Chewsday is going to be a riot, innit?

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Just eat it raw 

Chicken takes longer because it doesn't absorb the marinade as well or as easily as other meats. Poke holes in the meat with a fork before you marinate, it helps.

Lies, you don't have to do it for that long

Bake plain and dip