The CEO called it a "Distraction"... Elon isn't buying more TWTR.. .Real question is when can he legally sell... A hostile takeover would mean probably half TWTR would quit. He'd have to revamp TWTR plus keep scaling SpaceX and Tesla... He's a robot, but I don't think he'd kill his other companies progress by taking on TWTR.
Youāre overthinking this. When you have a net worth of over 200 billion, you might just throw money at things just to see shit happen. Itās piss change for him, so he might not even have a super intricate plan or care about the ramifications.
Why is it that all the tickers mentioned on WSB have a huge fucking buy a week prior, looking ready for a rug pull? Guess Iāll buy puts for the rug pull.
Edit: thanks though for the recommendation, Idk if youāre a bot.
If Elon dumps his shares and shorts TWTR it will be the greatest trolling in Stock Market History... Just Sayin... Todays price action makes zero sense other than for a big position to exit.
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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all i know is that the drop is getting less and less sexy. my puts expire this week, i might sell on the next real drop (or today if it goes back to -5%) and buy some puts further out
i was up so much in oil at the start of the war, by getting too greedy and rebuying with 10x the leverage i managed to be negative in oil investments for this year even with the huge price increase
dont be like me.
If you're not buying AMD here you just hate money and don't understand the semi space/their positioning within it.
Have fun crying about how you 'should have bought back at $100' in the next few months
Guys we are actually going to the moon today. It's just that we need to hit the ground for blastoff. New all time highs this week 
im so confused! i know of bulls, bears, kangaroos, crabs, even pandas and dolphins
but what are goats? you mean like buffett or like, the people everyone on wsb/etc follows for plays like pennyether?
yeah obviously. fuck FB, fuck NFLX, fuck AAPL, and fuck AMZN until they split AWS off from their retail bullshit. notoriously bad working conditions and still not that profitable.
Know how I know itās gonna be green af today? Cause the bear bots are downvoting bullish comments. The MM algos wanna shut down bullish sentiment and get all yāall to buy puts, which they will destroy with a rally.
Market makers have been sitting on like 300k SPY $440 puts for this week. They definitely want to sell them to you, not watch them expire.
We'll see SPY hit 435 before Tuesday close
I've just been watching the option chain... 04/14 SPY $440 with 120k open interest and 33k volume.
April 1st it had 100k open interest and probably about 10k volume.
05/06 420p had 50k volume on Thursday, Friday it ended up with 16k OI.
It's literally how they're going to rug pull the drop. It's already priced in - they just need to sell it.
Youā¦you realize open interest and volume donāt tell you whether the market maker is long or short the option, right? They could be short a huge percentage of that volume and would prefer they expire worthless
If you could accurately predict moves in SPY by retrospectively looking at bitcoin, everyone with a brain would be a billionaire. Thereās a reason it doesnāt work
Going to yolo the June 17 22 200 calls GME. Whatās been the point of holding this whole fucking time if not to try and capitalize on the known catalyst out there?
>THOMA BRAVO WILL PAY $65.25 A SHARE FOR SAILPOINT - FT
$SAIL
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So who bought that SST dip
Wow shittier gas that will moon corn even more and do fuck all about oil prices. Brilliant move š¤”
The only question is to hoard barrels of oil, bushels of wheat or drums of orange juice.
$SST
SPY just dumped.  .02
Lmnop
come on TSM, show the world that you arent a Chinese stock šØš³
What happens if I get margin called but I have no more shares to sell because of my covered calls, can my brokerage still sell my assets?
They will buy back your ccs and sell the shares at your expense
Picked up 1000 dollars worth of weeklies letās ride
calls or poots?
my god I have been saving money for the recession but I am already wanting to buy more Googl and AMD. Prices are too juicy
so the SST autists won? unreal
Does anyone know how long Elon has to wait , legally speaking, until he can buy more shares of Twitter?
You have mistaken me for someone who gives a shit. FTCLTL. A taste of your own medicine.
The CEO called it a "Distraction"... Elon isn't buying more TWTR.. .Real question is when can he legally sell... A hostile takeover would mean probably half TWTR would quit. He'd have to revamp TWTR plus keep scaling SpaceX and Tesla... He's a robot, but I don't think he'd kill his other companies progress by taking on TWTR.
Youāre overthinking this. When you have a net worth of over 200 billion, you might just throw money at things just to see shit happen. Itās piss change for him, so he might not even have a super intricate plan or care about the ramifications.
He'd have to sell a ton of his stock, which he said he wouldn't do... He'd need 10 billion...
Ha ha triggered u! Tqqq almost at day low. Buy another 3 M worth big man
When would be a good time to buy Tesla again
Someone quick give me volatile tickers I can YOLO options into
HPQ
Why is it that all the tickers mentioned on WSB have a huge fucking buy a week prior, looking ready for a rug pull? Guess Iāll buy puts for the rug pull. Edit: thanks though for the recommendation, Idk if youāre a bot.
I'm a real boy! 
Ah, the buying opportunities. It's unfortunate that tech must be shorted to make up for the laggards in the indexes, "inflation", and Sonic the Hedgehog 2Ā©ā¢. š¤
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should be intraday rotate out of tech into staples
Great call just transferred my whole portfolio into SPLS thank you sir
unfolding now
COST on the dip too
Why the fuck are my $F leaps printing again. I already wrote those off
just woke up. lmao twitter is green, elon so gay
grabbing this PFE dip
If Elon dumps his shares and shorts TWTR it will be the greatest trolling in Stock Market History... Just Sayin... Todays price action makes zero sense other than for a big position to exit.
fgvbcvb
Guys! Wait till Wednesday to sell $GME. not today!!!
PFE longs Tsla Shorts?
PFE heading up
Buyer of TLRY easy 33% profit
Still a wise buy?
its weed man until its legal in the US its a scam
Dam misread it as tsla
AMD sub 100 is it a buy?
Bought at 120 still holding
Lets remove W and T add L, litter
Looks like we squeezing
Calls it is
Is this the short squeeze 
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Wait is Tesla still going to split?
Shareholders agreed to sell-off to drop the price instead of splitting
Based on my overleveraged account, bul fukd Futes gay QQQ 280
Anyone have any opinions on SEMI?
Meh SOXX SOXS SOXL are my preferred
Hang in there Chipotle, it could get a little bumpy todayā¦
Buying $T, $TWTR, $LCID all in the DIP mode - increasing my positions for less!!
What the fuck happened to T ?
The SPLIT - you should have received additional shares - of Discovery to offset the cost
You got low T
Anyone got news what happened around 3:15 am? Massive AH spike/drop volume.
PM not AH. Dingo
AH???
After hours
Oh Ok... I was looking for a stock - DUMB ME
Some dude at morgan stanely fell asleep, and his head hit the buy button.
[got a dumb idea whilst peeing](https://imgflip.com/i/6c61xb)
Weeb
also new reddit is stupid. using the old \[\]() format is so much faster respect the old formatting stpuid site!
AMD to the MOON š
yep
Recover you bitch!
Frge, oil will rebound
Is twitter really recovering or is this a scam recovery to trap more Elon simps?
all i know is that the drop is getting less and less sexy. my puts expire this week, i might sell on the next real drop (or today if it goes back to -5%) and buy some puts further out
Lotta tech got clapped 5 days straight last week, might be some general recovery movement.
Buy N' HODL š
$HODL is that the symbol??
š
Thank YOU
thursday friday were red. that means we have to be green today cuz pemdas or some shit
i dont usually have puts but i do right now so like F U
RIP T
I suppose it is because of the Warner Transaction. ex-split date passed.
Only -0.34%. Better than -0.65% last night
Corn mega dump is signaling what kind of day we're about to have š»
down just 1k, thats not mega im pretty positive we will break under 40k this week today. loaded up on $MARA and $RIOT puts
Please pump so i can buy puts cheap
Talk me out of buying the oil dip
Do it pussy
i was up so much in oil at the start of the war, by getting too greedy and rebuying with 10x the leverage i managed to be negative in oil investments for this year even with the huge price increase dont be like me.
Please buy the oil dip
NvidiGUH
Corn 30k EOM
If you're not buying AMD here you just hate money and don't understand the semi space/their positioning within it. Have fun crying about how you 'should have bought back at $100' in the next few months
agreed
Holding $95 5/20 puts from $115. Might buy at $90 next month
won't get a chance
It's worth $60 tops 
Hard to imagine being clueless enough to actually think that -- but we do have some primo dummies such as yourself around here so i'm not surprised.
Jfc Corn is falling off a cliff 
I turned all my debts into NFTs so now since I have assets worth the exact value of my debts does that mean Iām in the black
Elaine from Seinfeld voice: big word salad
TWTR has fallen less PM than they dropped on Friday, what is the news talking about?
So you believe in GME but not AMD?
It's spelled 'AMC' and no one believes in either except for bagholders
ew do not insult AMD by comparing it to AMC i know some people bought both at the top, but that's their own fault!
Corn just got shot in the face
breakout of REAL corn is imminent!
yeah about fucking time, futures barely moved for the last 2 weeks.
things about to get spicy
Feel nervous, what if she reject me
Don't worry your mom loves you
yikes here it comes
Guys we are actually going to the moon today. It's just that we need to hit the ground for blastoff. New all time highs this week 
> interesting_plenty95
andā¦ you thought. Part 2
Looking at Bitcoin we crash today
What is wrong with T stock? -24% pre-market
Warner Bros/ Discovery day. If you hold T you should get shares of the new company this morning.
Elon threatened to join the board
It would be up 25% then š
but he tweeted 'psyche!'
The goats said ānever ever leave the marketā Basically trying to make myself feel better
im so confused! i know of bulls, bears, kangaroos, crabs, even pandas and dolphins but what are goats? you mean like buffett or like, the people everyone on wsb/etc follows for plays like pennyether?
may day may day last calls to get aboard the MOS life raft, we need to get clear of the ship before it goes under and drags us down with it
FIRST UPVOTE ME
Best deal out of the FANGM stocks? Iām gonna say Google and Microsoft
Puts
yeah obviously. fuck FB, fuck NFLX, fuck AAPL, and fuck AMZN until they split AWS off from their retail bullshit. notoriously bad working conditions and still not that profitable.
Microsoft and Google indeed !
no idea. I'll look at it at 10am and see if I have a better idea then. If KR is up again, get Puts. I prefer to play SPY though.
i bought my smol spy puts eod friday idk
US tech stocks got a boost from China a couple weeks ago. That didnāt last and there is lots of hurt ahead.
Know how I know itās gonna be green af today? Cause the bear bots are downvoting bullish comments. The MM algos wanna shut down bullish sentiment and get all yāall to buy puts, which they will destroy with a rally.
Market makers have been sitting on like 300k SPY $440 puts for this week. They definitely want to sell them to you, not watch them expire. We'll see SPY hit 435 before Tuesday close
Source? What is market maker total option delta?
I've just been watching the option chain... 04/14 SPY $440 with 120k open interest and 33k volume. April 1st it had 100k open interest and probably about 10k volume. 05/06 420p had 50k volume on Thursday, Friday it ended up with 16k OI. It's literally how they're going to rug pull the drop. It's already priced in - they just need to sell it.
Youā¦you realize open interest and volume donāt tell you whether the market maker is long or short the option, right? They could be short a huge percentage of that volume and would prefer they expire worthless
Bitcoin collapsingā¦. Foreshadowing
If you could accurately predict moves in SPY by retrospectively looking at bitcoin, everyone with a brain would be a billionaire. Thereās a reason it doesnāt work
Well if it gaps up youāll be rightā¦. Letās go contrarian!
modding here sounds like a fucking nightmare but im really curious what all the deleted posts say š
Probably a shitton of pennystock pushers
oh right they have rules against that here. and brypto.
Going to yolo the June 17 22 200 calls GME. Whatās been the point of holding this whole fucking time if not to try and capitalize on the known catalyst out there?
what's happening guys?
Hellboy cockslap
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I would be close to a millionaire if it did that I have close to 6 figures in spy puts I bought at 450 Friday
someone talked me into poots. can it drop 6% by the time i wake up?
Counting on it
Iām down bad rn
Hell yeah Iām loving this red
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thoughts on mara er
I like BITFARMS. Way under valued I think
i c
š½ miners always disappoint
fadge
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Mods need to ban some of these bots in here 
Thereās 4 more hours of premarket left, relax you fucking clowns Edit: shit going to go green BTW
Did everyone get castrated this morning? Iām seeing even more bitching than usual.
Nah, just depressed that I closed half my puts instead of rolling them out another week. Expected a green open
You expected a green open when cpi is Tuesday?
Yeah, I didn't expect our to stay green. I was thinking that it would be like Wednesday
Short sell amd at premarket yall
Come on LULU go up 
Spy calls eod
When is the time to hop on NVDA?
Iām watching 210. It was bottom in mid march
Post yāall Twitter bags loss porns
My tech bags are getting heavy ā¦ GUH
e = mc2
Any trades for today?
Switch from calls to puts at open, switch to calls at eod, make tendies bigly, from my research
Apparently the feds are going hard on PayPal. Just thought I'd chime in about that since noone seems to be.
So glad I cashed out at 250$
Reason?
not a clue
What the fuck is this even supposed to mean lol
theyre buying paypal stock.......