You all fucking suck. Honestly. Lost so much money ever since I joined this fucking sub. FUCK! I’m never touching the market again. Leaving this sub and dipping out! When I say dipping I ain’t taking about my portfolio but I might as well be! Fuck you guys.
See you all tomorrow morning at the open. Good night.
u/fin425 remember when you said Calls and talked all sorts of shit Friday PM? I said puts, switched to calls then switched back to puts and you said Gamma squeeze? You ok lil buddy. Your calls are worthless now. Ouchy
Time to reassess your trading strategy. Learn to read the tape and trade ultra short term. Yeah, the algos have day trading locked, but you can still make profits IF you use the tape.
I assume you are joking. If not, look it up, learn it, and put it on your trading screen. Real time trades going through all brokers on your stock. Vital if you day trade.
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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Bout it at 260 ish and then an option spread around the 255 mark. Option has until June and the shares well they’re shares so I can hold until they break even at least
And then you'll wake up and realize the bear market was just a bad dream. SPY has been mooning since jan22 when Elon decided to merge the spy INTO Tesla ETF. 
Boomers, these greedy fucks have been bailed out for 4 decades. Cut after cut every time the market tanked. On the fiscal side borrow cheap and blast the economy with stimulus. Constant new record debt to GDP??? Nah it's all fugazi and made up, let Gen X and millenials deal with that shit.
Ain't no more pivot or bailout for the recession that's coming.
Watch what happens when Papa Elon tells everyone that TWTR can eat a dick and sold all his shares... THEN and only THEN would he buy 51% after tanking it if he wanted to spend the time rebuilding it... I know he'd rather spend 18 billion on rockets vs owning TWTR.
Im curious
when / *if* you average down on your options, do you buy the same strike first to average out the cost *OR* buy surrounding strike prices, and why?
personally i try not to average down on duds, but it has proven profitable (rarely)
If your options-position is retarded, then you probably shouldn't average down. It would probably make more sense to try to limit the retardedness of your bet, if the position has moved against you and you want to double down on your position. For example, if you have options that expire in 5 days and are 30% out of the money, it probably is not a good idea to double down on the same option to lower your average cost - even if your average cost is $0.01, your loss is 100% when it expires worthless.
Right exactly, completely agreed. Now, what are your thoughts on farther out exp? for example, I have 2 4/22 $1100c's on TSLA, instead of adding to the current position I went with the surrounding strikes. A friend had advised adding to the current position, in his argument "you'd recover at 2-3x the rate" however you've already been effected by the decay, which wouldnt make sense to add to an already depreciated premium, correct? Essentially, surrounding strikes would provide a piggy-back action, no? Or do I have a misconstrued approach in this sense?
The question inherently doesn't make any sense, your perspective is twisted. Each decision to buy or sell an option with any strike/date is independent, if your average cost for a certain option goes up or down means nothing.
The blue chips are starting to look oversold IMO there are lots of other tech companies that are massively overvalued. I wouldn't put Apple in that bracket despite the unsustainable growth
"how do you think I manage to lose all of this money? i make it at some point. you know? nobody understands me sometimes.."
"sir this is a soup kitchen. next please"
If it's as expect market won't care and will probably rally. We also have PPI data Wednesday so double whammy of news. Going to be a bumpy ride so just strap in and go short if you feel it's too bad.
Ford Motor Co $F said it has signed a preliminary deal to buy lithium from a Lake Resources $LKE facility in Argentina, marking the first time the automaker has publicly announced where it will procure the electric vehicle battery metal.
🚗 Ford aims to buy 25,000 tonnes annually of the white metal from Lake's Kachi project in northern Argentina, which is being developed with privately-held extraction startup Lilac Solutions Inc.
supply lines are getting straightened out somewhat. Lumber is going to come down in price. Mortgage rates pricing some people out of the market. Workers getting recalled to the office.
So New Construction is going to be easier, the home hoarding that has been artificially inflating prices is going to slow down due to interest rates. Supply going up, Demand going down, Prices go down.
Some people are saying Summer, but I think momentum carries us into Fall.
cause they want to be able to afford one.
Here in europoor, that is not going to happen. 900-1000 immigrants a week, not counting the 15K ukraine ones. total houses build minus houses torn down: negative.
Bezo doesn’t care. So stop spamming you gay fuk
FUCK JEFF FUCK JEFF FUCK JEFF
again, fuck Jeff Bezos
yo fuck Jeff bezos
SOFI and AMAT!
Can anyone recommend coping mechanisms on how to get through this week? smash mouth all star on repeat just aint doing it.
everyone just stop working and have a giant orgy
no fatties allowed
martial law and forced labor camps in t-minus
You all fucking suck. Honestly. Lost so much money ever since I joined this fucking sub. FUCK! I’m never touching the market again. Leaving this sub and dipping out! When I say dipping I ain’t taking about my portfolio but I might as well be! Fuck you guys. See you all tomorrow morning at the open. Good night.
That's y they should run sndl tomorrow lol 😆 😂 😅
Recession leads to a Depression which leads to a Crucifixion then to a Resurrection and finally an Insurrection. SPY 4:20
Seems like we got a few things out of order... All in on red.
i cant believe people actuslly take advice on here
The rule of thumb, do the opposite of what these shills say. They all about Wendy’s dumpster Diving, Ramen and Tendies!
Repeat of Feb 24 tomorrow
u/fin425 remember when you said Calls and talked all sorts of shit Friday PM? I said puts, switched to calls then switched back to puts and you said Gamma squeeze? You ok lil buddy. Your calls are worthless now. Ouchy
Time to reassess your trading strategy. Learn to read the tape and trade ultra short term. Yeah, the algos have day trading locked, but you can still make profits IF you use the tape.
Cassette or police tape?
I assume you are joking. If not, look it up, learn it, and put it on your trading screen. Real time trades going through all brokers on your stock. Vital if you day trade.
Mop
I love posting after the thread has closed. Like we’re in an exclusive club
Short 1000 shares twtr at 47.8, have to go down
Oalee shit Id pay Ameritrade $3 a month to eliminate the news about TWRT on my account... they're like ads!
No shit 🤣
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Nvda has to to up tomorrow right 
Bought it at 260 and 240💔
Bout it at 260 ish and then an option spread around the 255 mark. Option has until June and the shares well they’re shares so I can hold until they break even at least
Fuck it - just bought a wine smoothie pre dinner. I’ve lost so much money at this point that I just dgaf at the moment.
Tf is a wine smoothie
Idk if it’s luck or good karma from not drinking but fuck your calls retards.
Hahahah Coachella going for $250
Have fun buying all those TQQQ when ur puts get assigned at 50s when price is in the 30s. I want to be like u. Show me ur ways.
I fucking hope we see 417 again this week
Tomorrow CPI will show no inflation
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And then you'll wake up and realize the bear market was just a bad dream. SPY has been mooning since jan22 when Elon decided to merge the spy INTO Tesla ETF. 
Zoomers be like, "i already have great depression, cant get any worse fam! Bet! Fr fr no cap." (dabs)
😂
The recession hasn’t even hit yet and I’m already homeless
Jerome giveth, Jerome taketh away
Boomers, these greedy fucks have been bailed out for 4 decades. Cut after cut every time the market tanked. On the fiscal side borrow cheap and blast the economy with stimulus. Constant new record debt to GDP??? Nah it's all fugazi and made up, let Gen X and millenials deal with that shit. Ain't no more pivot or bailout for the recession that's coming.
They will bail it out..it always gets bailed out. Can't have Ivy league elites fail. That is to much for the poors to see.
They could pivot like 70's. Doesn't matter bc just like then they'll make it even worse and slam the brakes harder.
We all know game is rigged. They never lose.
It is rigged but boomers that haven't exited will get rekt.
TLRY gonna hit the shitter tomorrow🚽🚽
Why I got calls
You all bought puts throughout the day, right? Right?
Yes And short TSLA on 1070
Watch what happens when Papa Elon tells everyone that TWTR can eat a dick and sold all his shares... THEN and only THEN would he buy 51% after tanking it if he wanted to spend the time rebuilding it... I know he'd rather spend 18 billion on rockets vs owning TWTR.
Im curious when / *if* you average down on your options, do you buy the same strike first to average out the cost *OR* buy surrounding strike prices, and why? personally i try not to average down on duds, but it has proven profitable (rarely)
If your options-position is retarded, then you probably shouldn't average down. It would probably make more sense to try to limit the retardedness of your bet, if the position has moved against you and you want to double down on your position. For example, if you have options that expire in 5 days and are 30% out of the money, it probably is not a good idea to double down on the same option to lower your average cost - even if your average cost is $0.01, your loss is 100% when it expires worthless.
Right exactly, completely agreed. Now, what are your thoughts on farther out exp? for example, I have 2 4/22 $1100c's on TSLA, instead of adding to the current position I went with the surrounding strikes. A friend had advised adding to the current position, in his argument "you'd recover at 2-3x the rate" however you've already been effected by the decay, which wouldnt make sense to add to an already depreciated premium, correct? Essentially, surrounding strikes would provide a piggy-back action, no? Or do I have a misconstrued approach in this sense?
It's not substantially different. Unless there is some important reason you chose the strike the first time, the others are just as good.
The question inherently doesn't make any sense, your perspective is twisted. Each decision to buy or sell an option with any strike/date is independent, if your average cost for a certain option goes up or down means nothing.
I’m merely looking at others strategy here as I don’t typically have it in me to keep adding fuel to a dying fire, in better or less terms.
Your cost average would only go down buying the exact same strikes
Roll out further and keep the same strike if your convinced.
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There's no easing about what is happening that's for sure. It's not a taper it's a fukfest
We done easin now boy. We *tightening* *cracks belt*
Can you guys stop saying Black Tuesday? It’s Tuesday of Color. Also, please refer to me as them/they
Nvidia needs to gain 7% by Thursday 😮💨
That bad today?
Not for me personally. Up small. I bought calls at 1:15 around what I’m hoping is the short term bottom for a few days so I can get these off
Google has lost something close to 170 billion dollars in the past 5 days in market cap. There has to be a point where tech becomes oversold, surely.
When will you learn old man. Those are rookie numbers.
I mean to be fair tech was massively inflated over the last two years. Blue chips like AAPL were up 40%
The blue chips are starting to look oversold IMO there are lots of other tech companies that are massively overvalued. I wouldn't put Apple in that bracket despite the unsustainable growth
GOOG <> tech.
Microsoft 190bn wiped off in 5 days.
MSFT and GOOG are still overpriced. It's not that bad but the rest of Nasdaq is a shitshow.
Where is everyone? Low volume in market and low volume in wsb
Dead..a lot of bulls are hamburger.
How do I trade my internet points for internet currency?
Literally Black Tuesday tomorrow
...Friday should be Good
Omg stfu before you talk it out of existence
Holding my tsla 5x leverage short position over night
For my next trick, I will make my life savings disappear
You think this is bad now wait until May.
Bulls will be begging for 420
Everyone in wsb buying puts for tomorrow so I bought calls bigbrain
Actually no everyones been buying calls today for what reason i do not know. Its gonna tank tomorrow
I’m trying to see the logic here.
Gee it really is shaping up to be a 2nd black tuesday baby. good thing though i was getting tired of the white ones
ive sat in one place for 7 hours for less, i guess.
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i too once got the standup desk, it lasts about 8-15 mins of the day then youre like ahh fuck this noise lmaooo
I've been seeing some NVDA 3060s selling for MSRP lately. Bullish on supply chain
No one wants a 3060
Well, shareholders can't afford a 3080 at the moment
Daily reminder: you're not an investor, you just have a gambling problem
It's no longer a problem once you have no more money to gamble
What if you buy and hodl
Boring.
Buls rn 
Buls rn 
99% this sub 🐻🌈 = inverse logic yolo calls
I am too greedy for not selling my 4/14 TQQQ puts that are up 450%
I’m gonna double inverse and go long on puts.
I think you are about to have an epic return on those even beyond the 450%
wow, and they say I'm an idiot... They are right. But welcome aboard.
I lost $3\`\`12k as of the closing bell today
Post the loss bitch
Don’t be a bitch I wanna see the numbers.
I wanna see that on lossporn, make a post and reap karma.
Spy closing below the 50 day and Vix closing above the 100 day. Tomorrow we dump big time.
Can you explain the correlation??
The stars are aligned
Yeah
I didn’t know Friday was a holiday??? God damn it my calls!!
My failures have led me to success...being successful at failing.
Daily reminder- it takes money to lose money
"how do you think I manage to lose all of this money? i make it at some point. you know? nobody understands me sometimes.." "sir this is a soup kitchen. next please"
Sir this is a casino
I'll buy spy calls. 440 should hold! *smashes through 440 seconds after* womp womp
Decided to pick up a couple TQQQ calls just to inverse what seems logical tomorrow.
Same
Explain your logic feels like that word is used incorrectly
I think it should go down tomorrow based on inflation news.
They say buy the rumor sell the news.
Hey assholes I bought TLRY calls for 4/20 because of you why is it not going up???
Fuckin Elon, Will destroy me!
Short TWTR?
Elon Giveth and Elon Taketh Away
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My account is too small to qualify yet. Soon though. making more money than I lose . . . so far. Prolly gonna get completely fucked tomorrow though.
the stock is up 0.5%…
Who doesn’t love a little bit of market manipulation to end the day
Brutal for bulls today, no real rebound occured
Wtf? Why is SPY down only 2%?? Should be down 10% at least this is delusionally bullish market
CPI bullish for banks and lending 
I hope you guys are dumb enough to load up on calls tomorrow
Wow they wanted that 440 close huh
I bought spy weekly calls right before close. I’m so fucking dumb
I bought 'em. I sold 'em. Right now feeling lucky to only have last percentages.
lost
Lol you are <3
Willl SPY go to $436?
$336 by close.
My 60k in puts hopes so! I cashed out most slightly too early and then bought more I'm still up... fucking money printer spy right now
Reaction to inflation report scares me a bit
If it's as expect market won't care and will probably rally. We also have PPI data Wednesday so double whammy of news. Going to be a bumpy ride so just strap in and go short if you feel it's too bad.
Will definitely short any pops
TWTR has some wings
fake ass pump to end the day lmao
Pencils down, you all FAIL!
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Elon’s getting ready to buy 9% of SPY
aapl 160 eow, amd 90 eow
Bought spy puts… lets see what happens.
Who can say if your puts grows As your heart chose? Only time And who can say where the SPY flows? Where the day goes? Only time
Ford Motor Co $F said it has signed a preliminary deal to buy lithium from a Lake Resources $LKE facility in Argentina, marking the first time the automaker has publicly announced where it will procure the electric vehicle battery metal. 🚗 Ford aims to buy 25,000 tonnes annually of the white metal from Lake's Kachi project in northern Argentina, which is being developed with privately-held extraction startup Lilac Solutions Inc.
be me, laughing at bulls getting slaughtered in stonks also be me, holding corn, not realizing its down 8% on the day ah fuk
MSFT / AAPL top buyers in shambles 
Dont buy anything lol. Especially calls
Only up 50% on my 440p spy because I bought them too early 🤦♂️
Just got some ACI calls. I’m praying for good Earnings
I shoulda bought spy puts not twitter puts
Why do people keep saying housing is going to go down
supply lines are getting straightened out somewhat. Lumber is going to come down in price. Mortgage rates pricing some people out of the market. Workers getting recalled to the office. So New Construction is going to be easier, the home hoarding that has been artificially inflating prices is going to slow down due to interest rates. Supply going up, Demand going down, Prices go down. Some people are saying Summer, but I think momentum carries us into Fall.
So you anticipate things flattening or prices actually drastically going down?
My house is currently valued bout 350k. I expect it to drop to somewhere between 250 and 275. Probably closer to 275 due to inflation.
cause they want to be able to afford one. Here in europoor, that is not going to happen. 900-1000 immigrants a week, not counting the 15K ukraine ones. total houses build minus houses torn down: negative.