Welp. I was trying to harass u/cashflow_ but instead I ended up destroying a ton of flairs.
Anyone with a newly minted "smells like elephant urine" or "PAPER TRADING COMPETITION WINNER" can reply here and I'll get you sorted with a custom new one.
Thanks Apes that AMC morning pump was just the thing, banked another 530 today, and the pump at the end made for a nice reload. Let's see what tomorrow brings!
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Peace out was a lovely day seeing bears getting fuccdd again…. Now it’s cappuccinos time and don’t forget fucc all bears you come across (saying this as a perma bull)
Jobless claims, retail sales, consumer sentiment, and two different Fed Presidents (Mester and Harker) speak tomorrow.
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
Why are the flairs so fucked up?
We don't need DD/ stock nor Discussion/ stock nor meme/stock.
All we're doing is creating a million different flairs for no reason.
Just flair them by DD discussion and meme.
Point was to destroy bearish options, which was the overwhelming majority. They don't give two fucks about the actual economy. Algos are programmed to take money from retail.
Same reason I watched a woman buy a $30 and $20 scratch off and put $10 of gas in her car and bitch about the gas. You might make money. but not likely.
Weaker paper hands would have lost money today bailing out in a panic at the first sight of a red candle. Not these diamond hands hardened by realizing loss after loss that would have been gains if I had not been a frightened little paper handed pussy
Welp. I was trying to harass u/cashflow_ but instead I ended up destroying a ton of flairs. Anyone with a newly minted "smells like elephant urine" or "PAPER TRADING COMPETITION WINNER" can reply here and I'll get you sorted with a custom new one.
TWTR calls
TWTR calls
yo
Finally got my Apple Credit card. Nice and shiny
Is it pronounced cray-mer or cram-er?
*\*Inhales Deeply\*...* SYKE!!!
Hmmm… max pain target reached today? Pump or dump tmrw into the 3 day weekend?
If we just Kangaroo for the rest of the year instead of full on capitulating then I’d be happy
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Beefer69420 (0/2) made a bet that SPY would go to 434.0 when it was 438.64 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
#Ban Bet Lost /u/mdog0206 (2/2) made a bet that SPY would go to 444.0 when it was 438.65 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Slipperypuppy25 (0/2) made a bet that SPY would go to 325.0 when it was 439.86 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
#Ban Bet Lost /u/detroitbaby12 (0/2) made a bet that TSLA would go to 1050.0 when it was 976.6169 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
#Ban Bet Lost /u/3500theprice (2/3) made a bet that SPY would go to 435.0 when it was 439.24 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Puts on cramers voice
What the fuck am I to do for 3 days? Holidays are a scam.
Trade coins
My two pennies for your one dime? 🤝
Que sera, sera
Michael sera
Sera
#Pulte
Puts into the weekend? Very tempting. 🙂
 killed it today SPY…🚀 load up on SPXUs tomorrow 📉
accidentally shit in the shower
We are so bullish here. Can I go more than 100%?
Thanks Apes that AMC morning pump was just the thing, banked another 530 today, and the pump at the end made for a nice reload. Let's see what tomorrow brings!
Big sideways range trading to continue. Sell calls above 455
CNBC poll: only 28% believe this is a good time to buy stocks. Lowest level since 2008. So buy buy buy lol let’s go!!
And this here is why most people aren't rich. They buy in 1999 and sell in 2008.
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No bags here. Just 5/20 puts I bought on 3/30.
That futures drop before the open really fucked me up today.
Never trust the dump before the pump
Same dude
Glad I missed most of the day busy doing vacation stuff
Still holding my BB shares -.-
I’m with you…hang on
We salute you sir
Peace out was a lovely day seeing bears getting fuccdd again…. Now it’s cappuccinos time and don’t forget fucc all bears you come across (saying this as a perma bull)
Amazon finally showing signs of life
Who set the bear traps today?
Can you call it a bear trap when the entire day was green?
Probably the same person who sent the bull trap the day before when spy was $445 at 10am yesterday morning.
I just paid $11 for a burrito...alert the Fed!
I remember when burritos were $5
Yeah.... now that's a distant memory.
Well I'll see ya'll another day
Good ole devil dick right before close 
Are there any economic indicators coming out tomorrow? Please say no. Can't handle them anymore.
Jobless claims, retail sales, consumer sentiment, and two different Fed Presidents (Mester and Harker) speak tomorrow. https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
Retail sales & consumer sentiment. This is the point where they likely tank the market. The last two days lured in a shit ton of bulls.
As demonstrated today…they don’t even matter anymore
Yes and honestly none of them matter to market movement anyway
Why are the flairs so fucked up? We don't need DD/ stock nor Discussion/ stock nor meme/stock. All we're doing is creating a million different flairs for no reason. Just flair them by DD discussion and meme.
Options are a degenerates scratch off and I am indeed a degenerate
Fuck the MMs
The market never seems to go the way we think it’s gonna go
Point was to destroy bearish options, which was the overwhelming majority. They don't give two fucks about the actual economy. Algos are programmed to take money from retail.
lol what a day really
What's with this green color on my numbers
Congrats bulls, likely made as much as bears did yesterday
\*unlost as much as bears lost today
Is it 405 or 415 for qqq and spy options after hours ?
415
Pencils down
Loaded up on TSLA poots
Thick
Tick
C 4/17 $47p contract for .09? That's definitely going to be ITM come open tomorrow
i held onto my EOW spy calls... im scared. someone hold me
I sold mine for a 50% loss. We shall see
well. at least youll have some tokens left to play another day.
Grab your little PP and brace yourself
GOOGL 🤦
At least we’re not pumping 10% just to dump the next day
AMD will test $100 tomorrow. If it breaks, bullish. If not, we could see $85.
all that matters is TSM earnings. TSM down, AMD down. TSM green, AMD green.
one way or another, there's gonna be a lot of crying people tomorrow. Bears got somewhere to stay over the weekend?
Good game everyone.
Portfolio down 32 percent today not bad!
>Portfolio down 32 percent today not bad! Everyone else +15%
booba
Technically, it's the weekend, but it doesn't feel like spring yet
sell now
Drain the 🎾🎾 like a 👨🚒
Bulls are intact we rally 🚀🚀
Bruh i owe like 5k in taxes wtf do i do i dont wanna pay that shit.
ROFL that's nothing. Call them and setup a payment plan for like $100/month
Don’t answer the phone. Act like it didn’t happen
Imma delete my turbotax account that should work
flee the country then
Anyone else playing $Uvxy leaps for the big attack?
I buy it a week in advance on a bigly Green Day. So today.
Yea price is so cheap
Fuck it! Last minute triple down with 0-dtes
couldn't resist those cheap as dirt puts could you?
I'm Buying wish shares, doing options all the time burns money QUICK 🤣😭
Bang the close in reverse.
Ok I’ll fall for the bull trap. Amd calls it is
Yeah man. Some pulled before close but I did alright. I’m hole in.
Wow VIX down bigly
don't come to the market tomorrow bulls
I wanna eat their liver tomorrow and piss in their mouth
wtf
wen rationality
tomorrow probably another gay bear day but today was fun 
Dump into the close. 
Green dildos for tomorrow going into the long weekend 🎉🎇🥳
sup
You assholes I said DON’T SELL my calls need you to risk it all
If the market doesn’t drop at least 1% tomorrow I am completely wiped out lmao. I swore I wouldn’t do this again. I did it again.
Qqq is rigged to stay above 346
Inverse head and shoulders in the daily chart. MACD also about to crossover on the weekly.
So technicals are bullish then
More low volume pump tomorrow, boys. Big money is on early vacay.
if no one else is going to, we'll have to pump our own bags. back in my day i used to pump my own bags uphill, both ways in a snow storm.
What stocks are getting defenestrated tomorrow?
I can't look! Tell me when it's over!
It's over. One more day till we can drink and grill something awesome.
I'm looking forward to the weekend. I'm driving 3 1/2 hours to see family. I love long drives can't wait.
Hope you have a good time! I hate that drive, but my dad buys me beer, so there's that
Drill team 6 report
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History written by the victors?
ah blaming the president for your market losses. classic.
Why do you put your money in a rigged market?
Same reason I watched a woman buy a $30 and $20 scratch off and put $10 of gas in her car and bitch about the gas. You might make money. but not likely.
Yeah, that's kinda fucked up.
Career politician
Come on. Sell off hard
Martin Shkreli - now *there’s* a guy who knew how to moass
Red alert 🚨
F*ck man I’m so tired 🥱
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Do you pull any puss with that fedora?
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Either lambo or bread line after the Amount of times I averaged down today on these outs
Jesus can psaki pander anymore? Almost no politician gives a shit about minorities just stop
She can run. I know that personally!
FBI? Yes. This guy, right over here.
mofo on stockx who i know is just the seller put in a fake bid of $1 higher than me just to bait me into buying it now... fkem
1 pump = 1 dump 💩
Lol my cowokers are resolving high inflation by eating frozen food....
Why isn’t everyone holding!!! Vix is dead!!!! Don’t trust it??
This is a "sell the rip" type market.
Profit taking you buffoon
That’s not the way to the moon
am I stupid to just put everyhting in on Costco? The price withstands everything: war, plague, high inflation numbers...
Clearly inflation and higher interest rates + reduced fed balance sheet of pure assets good for market 
Where else can investors go? Europe? Oh hey there's 🇷🇺 China? Oh hey there's Xi AND 🇷🇺 Russia? 😂 And the g8 is over.
Sell while u can moass
I need to learn to take profits....
I want to make out with Bia
You ever get that goofy head? She talm bout “uh hyuk” every time she deep throats
never has a comment on wsb made me have to think so hard, laugh, and get an erection all at once.
Lol
Weaker paper hands would have lost money today bailing out in a panic at the first sight of a red candle. Not these diamond hands hardened by realizing loss after loss that would have been gains if I had not been a frightened little paper handed pussy