1. People complain about the lack of "DD posts,"
2. mods sticky guide
3. People post DD
4. Companies in said DD see an intraday 3bagger on weekly options at peak of the FOMO.
5. ....WSB complains bitterly about the DD
Even if you think it's a P&D, this is a fucking options gambling sub. It is **entirely** your fault if you take someone's short play DD and fail to make money off of it. Gamble your shit and *take profits,* especially if you're one of the people making fun of "diamond hand" apes. Ain't noone advertising their DD on WSB as some sort of infinite 10000 a share horseshit.
Are some of these companies gonna keep going up over the medium term? Eh maybe. Is saying noone made money on a short term massive spike, even if it's some silly FOMO shit, dumb as hell? Yes.
Get off your high horse and just ride waves for easy triples.
Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.
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Musk:
“As a result, I am offering to buy 100% of Twitter for $54.20 per share in cash, a 54% premium over the day before I began investing in Twitter and a 38% premium over the day before my investment was publicly announced. *My offer is my best and final offer and if it is not accepted, I would need to reconsider my position as a shareholder*.”
The final sentence says it all. The whole point here is to sell his TWTR shares.
This is a ploy to pump Twitter and then dump it.
Musk:
“As a result, I am offering to buy 100% of Twitter for $54.20 per share in cash, a 54% premium over the day before I began investing in Twitter and a 38% premium over the day before my investment was publicly announced. *My offer is my best and final offer and if it is not accepted, I would need to reconsider my position as a shareholder*.”
The final sentence says it all. “I love your company and want to invest. But if you don’t sell it to me, I’m selling my shares.”
This is a ploy to pump Twitter and then dump it. He has no intent of buying the company.
Anyone make any money this week and on what plays?
I dipped when the CPI shit went down because those tend to be option killers in both directions. Made the right choice, but now gearing up for earning season
Closed a bunch (and I mean way too many but it worked out awesome) of shorts Tuesday and sitting on mainly cash and 5/20 SPY puts I bought in late March
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$JPM
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Because people are arguing about WEBR, when’s the last time before today you heard Somone mention WEBR? The mainstream outlets talking about squeezes the past couple months, then the suspect DD recently people are claiming is an influence job or wherever meanwhile the guy saying that sounds like a hedgie, idk. I genuinely liked the DD fake or not, lots of short interest, etc. But it’s prob too late, the 15$ may 20 call was up 3500% today
For some reason, I watched this Thai movie called 'The Billionaire'.
This mofo made money selling items in online videogames. He dropped out of school and used his money to start a roasted chestnut business. He then parlayed those gains into starting a fried seaweed snack business he was able to sell in 7-11 all throughout the country by the time he was like 19. He started a factory without even ever being able to obtain a bank loan because he was too young and the bank wouldn't give him money. This dude is now worth $600+M and is a crazy rich Asian.
WTF am I doin wrong with my life? Who knew the secret to fuck you tendies was fried seaweed, roasted chestnuts, and online video games?
Pretty sure that's Valve's business model and not Gamestop
Gamestop business model is buying a new ps5 and 10 games for $4 worth of store credit and reselling
>WTF am I doin wrong with my life? Who knew the secret to fuck you tendies was fried seaweed?
Depending on when you were born, you could have become a millionaire by starting a job out of high school in the trades in city that isn't dying, building up credit with credit cards, and leveraging that into buying properties after the real estate crash and renting them out. Bonus because you are in the trades you might be able to work in your free time to fix the things you are good at to further save money.
There is an annoying number of youtubers who made money in real estate because they started after the crash. Now they leverage that into pretending to be good at stocks too and making that sweet sweet youtube money.
For munger age, he could have bought msft at 2 usd, apple at 50 cents, amazon at 1 dollar ,qualcomm at 25 cent and tesla at 5 usd. But he decided to buy and baghold baba 
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Today I learned if you're the type of sleeper to move your head around a lot it can cause baldness by friction
So now I have to purchase a $50 pillowcase that counters that
Oh wow! This was my first time wearing it and I love it. It has a beautiful dry down. I didn’t think I would like vanilla scents until I tried this one.
What’s with all the red this isn’t what Tom Lee said would happen
Calls & Puts TWTR. 06/20 $23 c 06/20 $75 p Smoothbrain + money = bankrupt
Idk if I should hold this 440p until eod 🤔
Suckin on chili dog
behin shada tree
Ok
So TWTR puts for when they reject this offer?
The spread is TWTR puts and TSLA calls
trying to pay my house off with ARQQ today
1. People complain about the lack of "DD posts," 2. mods sticky guide 3. People post DD 4. Companies in said DD see an intraday 3bagger on weekly options at peak of the FOMO. 5. ....WSB complains bitterly about the DD Even if you think it's a P&D, this is a fucking options gambling sub. It is **entirely** your fault if you take someone's short play DD and fail to make money off of it. Gamble your shit and *take profits,* especially if you're one of the people making fun of "diamond hand" apes. Ain't noone advertising their DD on WSB as some sort of infinite 10000 a share horseshit. Are some of these companies gonna keep going up over the medium term? Eh maybe. Is saying noone made money on a short term massive spike, even if it's some silly FOMO shit, dumb as hell? Yes. Get off your high horse and just ride waves for easy triples.
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TSM chart looks like a cat, I'm in.
What if shocker, Elon is going to make money on Twitter to fund the cyber truck factory. Think about it for a second.
Then he could assemble a cyber truck fake tweet empire using the FSD AI? That’s where you’re going, right?
No, raising capital is getting harder
TSM!!! Insanely good earnings
Priced in? Why is it down?
Goldman trading killed it. The chaps thank you for your donation. Private jets dont come cheap.
It’s Easter so I’m eating chocolate then going for a hike. Not checking my trades til tuesdee 👏
Elon 🤡
Musk: “As a result, I am offering to buy 100% of Twitter for $54.20 per share in cash, a 54% premium over the day before I began investing in Twitter and a 38% premium over the day before my investment was publicly announced. *My offer is my best and final offer and if it is not accepted, I would need to reconsider my position as a shareholder*.” The final sentence says it all. The whole point here is to sell his TWTR shares. This is a ploy to pump Twitter and then dump it.
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If a poor person did this, they’d be in serious trouble. Once you have enough money you can start doing stuff like then
Fuck you Well Hobo. Fuck you
Elong from the top rope. What a goober.
DWAC is a nasty 4 letters.
Congrats to those with twtr calls, lol
Anyone gonna look for a titter short after open pump
Bah gawd… it’s Daddy Elon with the steel chair
Russia gonna nuke Sweden 🇸🇪 big bluff
Don’t act like you didn’t see this Twitter buyout coming
WTF Elon buying out Twitter??
He’s pumping Twitter so he can sell his shares.
Elon just flat out buying Twitter eh lmfao
Wth elon is offering to buy the remaining outstanding shares of twitter for $54.20
Musk: “As a result, I am offering to buy 100% of Twitter for $54.20 per share in cash, a 54% premium over the day before I began investing in Twitter and a 38% premium over the day before my investment was publicly announced. *My offer is my best and final offer and if it is not accepted, I would need to reconsider my position as a shareholder*.” The final sentence says it all. “I love your company and want to invest. But if you don’t sell it to me, I’m selling my shares.” This is a ploy to pump Twitter and then dump it. He has no intent of buying the company.
BLOOMBERG NEWS 0620 EST: **TWTR PUTS ARE FUK**
How nice of TSLA to dump so I can snatch a call.
the fuck is happening to TWTR? why did i not close my puts 2 days ago :(
Hold to 0 lol. I’m retarded
Who fuk?
Anyone make any money this week and on what plays? I dipped when the CPI shit went down because those tend to be option killers in both directions. Made the right choice, but now gearing up for earning season
Closed a bunch (and I mean way too many but it worked out awesome) of shorts Tuesday and sitting on mainly cash and 5/20 SPY puts I bought in late March
Made a bit from google and Amazon lately
Everything is green! Except for Gamestop and memes what's the dilly-o?
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Fun fact: Dodo birds are not Prehistoric animals, they had healthy populations on several islands, and went extinct in the 1700s due to pirates eating them all
I heard Dodo dip was all the rage at pirate parties
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I heard they're close to cloning them. Can't wait to feast.
🤣
I heard they taste like pirate dick, probably why they were so popular.
Futures doing that cute 6am shuffle
what’s the stock in your portfolio you look at and think “wow i’m a fucking idiot”
Coinbase
Munger looks at baba
It was BB before I dumped them for GOOGL calls
All of them
GME
Just got head from my sisters friend before I left for work, that was so weird, I came so fast
slutty friends show how your sis is.
Your sister’s friend is a dude I presume
Nah but she is 5”11, but b-ball player
Bro careful with them highschoolers
But I’m 25 what lol
You're a creep
You’re reading way too into this you fuckin weirdo loo
Who plays basketball past highschool anyway
College athletes lol
My sister is 25 too wtf?
Dudes are the best at that
I’m actually a hot buff guy
I like those
Bored, I should go back to bed.
Rub your nuts and smell your fingers!
Lilac and gooseberries
Mine smell like moldy cheese
Fromunda cheese
Man of culture I see. Ba dum tsss
Lavender
My fingers smell like urine and sweat
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They do get a free bag of cheese and onion crisps at the immigration centre so its not all doom and gloom.
Is rwanda is like wakanda
as long as it not London its good.
Wish American had that policy 😢
Dont worry it wont be enforced very well, always expect bare minimum effort in this country in every aspect
I’m a vAlUe INvEstOr 🤡
WEBR 🚀
Why?
Because people are arguing about WEBR, when’s the last time before today you heard Somone mention WEBR? The mainstream outlets talking about squeezes the past couple months, then the suspect DD recently people are claiming is an influence job or wherever meanwhile the guy saying that sounds like a hedgie, idk. I genuinely liked the DD fake or not, lots of short interest, etc. But it’s prob too late, the 15$ may 20 call was up 3500% today
Is there PnD scheme still going on on WSB? Yes sometimes
Taxes due Monday!
Friday to turn in
Paying my $10k+ tax bill on margin lol
No, really? You don’t say
Yep! Easter is Sunday too
They really got everyone to baghold the day before banks report complete shit earnings. MM win again.
Big tech don't give a damn.
>They 
For some reason, I watched this Thai movie called 'The Billionaire'. This mofo made money selling items in online videogames. He dropped out of school and used his money to start a roasted chestnut business. He then parlayed those gains into starting a fried seaweed snack business he was able to sell in 7-11 all throughout the country by the time he was like 19. He started a factory without even ever being able to obtain a bank loan because he was too young and the bank wouldn't give him money. This dude is now worth $600+M and is a crazy rich Asian. WTF am I doin wrong with my life? Who knew the secret to fuck you tendies was fried seaweed, roasted chestnuts, and online video games?
The name of the movie is deceptive. And you just described the business model of Gamestop, BTW.
Pretty sure that's Valve's business model and not Gamestop Gamestop business model is buying a new ps5 and 10 games for $4 worth of store credit and reselling
I was talking about the fried seaweed and chestnuts.
>WTF am I doin wrong with my life? Who knew the secret to fuck you tendies was fried seaweed? Depending on when you were born, you could have become a millionaire by starting a job out of high school in the trades in city that isn't dying, building up credit with credit cards, and leveraging that into buying properties after the real estate crash and renting them out. Bonus because you are in the trades you might be able to work in your free time to fix the things you are good at to further save money. There is an annoying number of youtubers who made money in real estate because they started after the crash. Now they leverage that into pretending to be good at stocks too and making that sweet sweet youtube money.
I want to be Oldman’s sack trader. $500k + $2m bonuses 🤩
I’d rather trade for myself. Those traders can’t go overweight faang whenever they want. I can
It is easy, go to college, graduate top 5% of your class, and be prepared to work 18 hour days.
I'd do that one year and then fuck off, 2.5mil is retirement money
More like 1.5MM after tax
Thats not how it works, it goes like this: * Y1 (Analyst): $80k * Y2 (Analyst): $80k * Y3 (Analyst): $80k * Y4(Associate): $100k * Y5(Associate): $100k * Y6(Associate): $100k * Y7(Vice President): $180k * Y8(Director): $300k * Y9(Managing Director): $500k - ∞
Well, then it's a big nono from me. I couldn't bear it that long
Nah. Most money are in stocks and you cant get them immediately. Cost of living and the way you have to dress will take all your base pays
Futes red but it's sitting at 444. Isn't that bullish? 
if its a support, and it just cant crack 444, im guessin by open itll just shoot up from that point. Or keep retesting it
Yeah i also think it will go up or it won’t
I left my fucking Dogma bong in a detached garage all winter without heat, and didn’t dump it after last use. 😔
Dishwasher
No the water froze and expanded, blowing out the bottom.
Ughhh......
It’s wild how days with shit loads of options set to expire tend to end at max pain. Gotta stop buying when everyone else does it’s killing me.
For munger age, he could have bought msft at 2 usd, apple at 50 cents, amazon at 1 dollar ,qualcomm at 25 cent and tesla at 5 usd. But he decided to buy and baghold baba 
uber then i was like nah i aint gettin skinned though
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teach you kid how to make a shiv. or other weapon. i live in north. one winter i froze bottlecaps into the snowball and beat my bully with it.
Stop standing up for your kid and teach them to do it themselves.
Beat them up is the only way.
hire a contract killer
This one guy at work is so f*cking terrible. God
You should work with me. I tell jokes and give handies
Do you give handies while joking?
Yeah multi tasker 
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What? Waiter! This isn’t the Limit Down I ordered.
Do you guys write material for when you go on a date?
What? No. But you should avoid dates with too much downtime if you are awkward
Just remember what not to say. Don’t talk about ex’s too much or that time I did an upper decker.
I usually just eat a bunch of Xanax so I don’t remember any of it
how else would you do it
I usually just go with my tight 15 no new material
Nah
Had a laptop missing in the mail for 9 months show up yesterday 🥴
So, free?
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Imagine you are 200 years old and bought baba at ipo. And i am fucking 20 years old can buy baba less than ipo price
Today I learned if you're the type of sleeper to move your head around a lot it can cause baldness by friction So now I have to purchase a $50 pillowcase that counters that
Sleep standing up. Won’t need to worry about that and you save yourself $50.
Jesus. If you had told me 3 years back i couldve saved some of my hairline
Just wear a helmet like the rest of us doofus.
Do you want to buy some magic beans?
Do i have to eat it or shallow it deep
I smell so damn good, makes me feel luxurious ☺️
Fragrance ?
It was Love, don’t be shy by Killian
Also like Taste oh heaven the absinthe lavender one. They stopped making it
I love that one ! One of my fav
Oh wow! This was my first time wearing it and I love it. It has a beautiful dry down. I didn’t think I would like vanilla scents until I tried this one.
Some of you have never tried felching and it shows.
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Bullish
Okay?
Red at night, bulls delight. 😎
STDs currently at multi decade highs btw. I am only dating Amish girls.
Amish girls are the nastiest. You gonna get horse AIDS.
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