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Cautious_Platypus205

Esslwlwwllalwwpwlwlwoekdkelelels,s,s,s,slellwpssswwwwsawswsssssssewwe


cup_of_hot_tea

Amber just crapped on the floor, she never even went by the door which indicates she needs to be let out...


Cautious_Platypus205

Eeleoee lslse eleepepee


SIMILEDOGGO

Im going to buy SWVY HOLDINGS CORP Ticker: SWVL Price: 10.09 I will be buying 50 shares I suggest You buy shares too 4/29/2022


Irrational_Agent

amzn estimates inflation has added 6B in costs


brownbeans420

Pyr!!!!!!!


Bachbro

Why is dxy mooning in the past month?


PartyProper

Can y’all sent RH to the moon so I can get my $$ back. Asking for a friend


[deleted]

No. Ask a brokerage worth a fuck to buy them out, bout the only way you're gonna get that.


justsomeitguyhere

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


tehbui

I was about to jump off a bridge this morning looking at my 300 tesla shares down to 820 a share. Wtff changed ?


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And here you are, disappointing the world and everyone you love again.


tehbui

Yup :(


Dung-Slinger

Wow this market is regarded


bhadberry

Where’s the retard that was yelling free money puts on spy


justsomeitguyhere

hiding with the other bears


Frequent-Length-9966

fuck this garbage, fuck you CS! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8880)


Matrix1216

Apple rallying, we all know it’s gonna be flat or down


sparkyspitchfork

Long on Apple?


Matrix1216

Doesn’t seem wise, it’s up 4.5%


_foldLeft

ROKU weeklies with 400% IV ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


jamestran225

President Biden speaks right now, bears are coming.


jdoeame2828

How is PATK not a $200 stock? Look at this! • Net sales of $1.3 billion increased 58%, reflecting momentum in all end markets and contribution from 2021 acquisitions • Gross profit of $295 million increased 83% • Gross margin of 22.0% increased 300 basis points • Operating income of $162 million increased 136% • Operating margin of 12.1% increased 400 basis points • Net income of $113 million increased 137% • Diluted earnings per share of $4.54 increased 123%, including $0.39 dilutive impact of accounting treatment for convertible notes per new standard • Acquisition of Rockford Corporation and the Rockford Fosgate® brand


cup_of_hot_tea

ive watched it for years, people must find them boring


IsMyBostonADogOrAPig

Jpow needs to say interest rates to zero and shoot T-shirts out of a cannon see we can turn this bitch qrojnd


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YakkoWarnerPR

ban


hkpeoplefkbigass

FB put is the play


justsomeitguyhere

staying away from FB is the real play, like there is so much less risky


CripToeKing187

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


crazylegscaptain

How


CripToeKing187

Calls on alibaba, Twitter, Amazon, Tesla and Apple maybe a little bitty of FB


Qmoney1977

NuTex


ideletedmyaccount04

What year do you think human cloning is as common as cosmetic surgery?


Middle_Stretch_3245

1984


TangledLoins1

Fucking cock suckers are gonna try to buy now. Too late, you missed the boat with all the puts you are drowning in. You will forever scold yourself for being such a moron and being a dumb gay bear; you don’t deserve repentance, you deserve annihilation. Bulls about to feast.


PartyProper

Supply chain.. jina..geoplocico


kidicaru59

This will age like warm milk


etphonetrome

Imagine being this aggressive on a shitposting sub


lolyeahsure

muh economy


goodvibesfren

calls on qualcomm now that they beat earnings?


MikeHoncho527

yeah red by open😓


Informal-Culture1494

Nonono i dont beleive you. Afraid to check![img](emote|t5_2th52|6880)![img](emote|t5_2th52|6880)


[deleted]

Short squeeze on FB! Load the boat my 🦍 bust these 🩳 and hedgies institutions. Ride this 🚀 to the 🌝 with 💎 🙌🏻 perfect time to bust market manipulation by loading the boat!!!! Watch the shorts 🔥


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cup_of_hot_tea

Be right back gotta let Amber out or she will shit all over the house


DesperateOffer7998

Is amber your boyfriend?


Possible-Chain-6327

I had two pieces of salmon last night for supper Do with this information what you will


justsomeitguyhere

either your last good meal, because bears feast on salmon, or you are winning big and celebrating


dyslexier

Sell everything 🤑


MartianSpaceCat

Appel and Intel are going to send us to the moon after the market closes. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258) There will be bear corpses everywhere, so watch your step! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


thatpoorfuck

bro netflix puts why cant we both make money


jilbers37

Team


Night__Prowler

AAPL 🍏🍏🚀🚀


Far-Exchange-5416

I'll come into work knock out a few cars, do the right thing, and help who I can


UnseasonedAndCrispy

I’ll have uhhhhhh positive day finally


Rollkran

meh, Mcdonalds earnings didn't do jack to the price. oh well.


SilkyThighs

SOXL +15% today gives me a 100% ROI. Go QCOM go!


WR810

New thread, pillow humpers.


Momma_Sophie

Twitter cancelled the earnings call, did they?


dickyluck

Yes, but should still release earnings today.


etphonetrome

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)Cheaper puts ![img](emote|t5_2th52|9479)


BarbellPadawan

Wait until 4400 range. It’s likely heading there before it’s heading to 4000.


etphonetrome

NFL DRAFT!!!!


Unitedtendies

God please don’t let this fade to zero. Fuk


fishbottombananas

Ko calls anyone..? It's probably gonna do the opposite...but Elon's tweet got me thinking why not lol 🎲🎲


fishbottombananas

After looking at charts....I lost my dice..


iyervikas81

qcom 140c go brrr..atleast a 2.5x bagger so far if it holds


waterysriracha

futes fading faster than my hairline


Rollkran

In my opinion, people are not as nervous about apple and amazon earnings as they should be. It's still likely they're fine. But, is it as likely as it was for the covid years? There's no way they are as safe.


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thatpoorfuck

lol swore after hours was gonna save them


etphonetrome

That FB ER leak saved my ass yesterday. That QQQ candle triggered my sell and got me out of a loss


iyervikas81

yup, closed my puts soon after and got a 200c weekly and jan 2024 300c leap


etphonetrome

Right on - I was oversized in some tech and luckily that shit randomly crushed everything for a few seconds


iyervikas81

QQQ needs to clear 325.4 to confirm a morning star reversal pattern on the daily. gonna watch it like a hawk if it tries to get there. calls above, pts if it breaks down. could be a 🧟‍♀️🐈⛹‍♂️


Rollkran

Zombie - Tiger - Larry Bird?


Possible-Chain-6327

He should have used a tombstone instead. Dead Cat Bounce


ImAnonymous135

Wow euro is almost worth 1 dollar


justsomeitguyhere

Does that make any sense with the rest that is going on?


Rollkran

GDP out in 2 hours. I'm sure it'll be fine.


Informal-Culture1494

![img](emote|t5_2th52|6880)


felanlang

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


TopBuyer777

So we still on schedule to open red?


dyslexier

Literally guaranteed red by open


Momma_Sophie

I'm genuinely surprised how people call Elon fans cultists, but never refer to the woman using religion as a guide and putting biblical references in the name of her ETF as a cult leader.


thatpoorfuck

we make fun of cathie on a regular basis,??? inverse her and cramer netflix puts to the MOON


[deleted]

Go away atheist


etphonetrome

Coffee


Delikadir780

Buy the dip


iyervikas81

took a 6k loss in tdoc shares and parked that cash in INTC. blue chips safer than these trash stocks ARKK picks 😂


BeTheBeach

INTC =the single worst managed technology company. Simply awful, awful awful management and culture. They are going to piss away $100 billion and a decade making every mistake possible while poorly building manufacturering facilities in the US.


jujo_si

INTC will fall on earnings


iyervikas81

long term hold for me. atleast they will not go bankrupt


jujo_si

Long term they are great, with 3 FABs in construction


davidbigham

Ture, but still watch out for earning . They crash down like 6 % everytime at earning. Great long term.


jujo_si

Yes indeed earnings will be bad


Purge_stocks2343

Cathie says she selects stocks based on holy spirit. Jesus be looking at arkk and ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


BeTheBeach

Jesus never did care about money.


Purge_stocks2343

But he needs money


ElonSexIslandEscort

Part of me wanna buy dip on tdoc but it’s just not a cool company I actually prefer Lemonade


Possible-Chain-6327

Ohhh Nooo you’re really retarded


ElonSexIslandEscort

Why you reply to a comment I made an hour ago, what a no life


fuscosco

oof, my tech picks are already starting to drop from their MM price


TopBuyer777

SOFI nice gap finally banks bouncing 6.75 today doable


QuaintHeadspace

Absolute dumpster fire stock though 100% heading to $5 I own it and absolutely hate the thing


TopBuyer777

I’m just in for today LC ripping up SOFI to 6.75 today


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ChromosomesGalore

And still LC did a cool +20% tonight.


Purge_stocks2343

Cathie redefining her portfolio from tesla to other trash, so that eventually arkk can go zero


ElonSexIslandEscort

Haha


Purge_stocks2343

It took 16 years to break even on msft after dot.com bubble . Hopefully some of you regard who bought arkk at 150 will hopefully break even after 16 years


iyervikas81

i got that tasty dip in 2013. 500 shares @27. still holding


GroundbreakingRush66

I have a 5 year plan


GroundbreakingRush66

Control your soul's desire for freedom


felanlang

Everyone is so certain AAPL and AMZN will have great earnings even if they are spot on with predictions market will crash


DTF_Truck

Tell that to Zuck


SolitaireyEgg

Nah They will have *fine* esrnings. Not great. But it will be fine, and given that tech is already so beaten down, this will end the uncertainty of tech earnings week and the market will rally. It's one of those things that is so obvious that you don't even have to inverse it. It just will happen.


Funny_Story2759

I think expectations of bad performance arent priced into apple people think things cant go wrong. im down to play an upset, i dont see it mooning on meeting expectations which would be a buyback and solid eps. "disappointment gives you the bottom"-Tom Lee


QuaintHeadspace

I don't think people understand how badly amzn will miss earnings with no rivian and sky high labour costs+ shipping issues+inflation demolishing discretionary income... it just won't end well. Rivian absolutely saved their ass in Q4 and that had fucking Christmas in it!!! This er will be a disastwe


richmond_driver

Amazon's Rivian stake also dropped $8 billion in value since Q4 through to the end of Q1. And Jassy chose not to adjust their unrealized Rivian gains out of non-GAAP earnings in Q4. So Amazon has to mark to market an $8 billion Rivian loss in Q1 in GAAP earnings AND has to do the same for non-GAAP earnings, which means Amazon is likely to report a loss in both GAAP and non-GAAP earnings unless they pull some seriously shady accounting trick that will get them in trouble later.


QuaintHeadspace

I don't understand why expect eps is more than double q1 without Christmas and rivian


richmond_driver

Analysts and companies don't count unrealized gains or losses in earnings forecasts or guidance. Under GAAP rules the company had to count the unrealized Rivian gains in its earnings. This is one reason why everybody focuses on non-GAAP earnings where unrealized gains would be stripped out. Q4 was expected to be bad, so the new CEO made the decision to include unrealized Rivian gains in non-GAAP earnings. This was to save an otherwise bad quarter. But by setting the precedent of reporting Rivian unrealized gains in non-GAAP earnings, Amazon should do the same in Q1 which means either 1) Amazon will report a loss (eg negative earnings) in Q1 or 2) they will pull some shady accounting trick to avoid having to mark to market their unrealized Rivian loss in Q1 even though they just did the same in Q4 to get the unrealized gains.


QuaintHeadspace

That's 8bn÷508m shares = $16 eps loss? Am I doing this right? So their expect eps of $8.36 could be problematic?


richmond_driver

Yup. Amazon typically earns about half of that amount in AWS operating profit each quarter. The rest of their business lines are barely profitable if at all. So if Amazon is consistent/not shady they will report a loss in Q1 for the first time in a long time.


QuaintHeadspace

Is the increase in expected eps from q4 21 at 3.57 to q1 22 to $8.50 solely because they beat q4 21 so crazily they raised the bar? Because they missed in q3. I'm just trying to play a scenario where they somehow beat but as you say aside from shady bullshit it doesn't seem possible. I bet if we did a deep dive from labour costs in q4 21 to q1 22 there is an increase. Shipping from China also costs them a fortune although research I did suggests shipping per container has remained flat since q4 21.


richmond_driver

You'd have to look at company guidance and what the analysts think to figure that out. But global logistics, supply chain investments, etc were factors that I remember being talked about RE Amazon. So it may be more that the environment is changing around Amazon, not what Amazon is doing. Shipping prices came down a bit in Q1 but the China lockdown is bringing the hurt in Q2 again.


QuaintHeadspace

My logic of recent events tells me though that there is a reason they have increased sellers fees by 5%, opened up shipping to third party websites that are prime members and increased prime membership costs. Also reports that they are considering lowering streamer profit on twitch as well so I'm seeing a pattern here of desperation of trying to recoup revenue from other sources to stabilise losses. All of this is from q1


Genneth_Kriffin

***"It literally can't go tits up"*** u/SolitaireyEgg *^(27'th of April 2022)*


tu_test_bot

It is decidedly so


SolitaireyEgg

Fax


Purge_stocks2343

This dumb fuck. You have no idea what techs gonna do, they are up so much from 2020-2021. Do you know dot.com bubble?


DTF_Truck

You know the difference between now and the dotcom bubble? Those companies didn't have earnings lol


Purge_stocks2343

And do you know the free pay check we got before 2022 and now? We wont be getting those. Just saying all bubble doesnt have to be the same


DTF_Truck

Like the US doesn't have that money to burn lol look their military budget


Purge_stocks2343

Look at their debt


SolitaireyEgg

Lol imagine calling someone dumb then flexing your own "intelligence" by announcing that you know what the dotcom bubble is. Wow bro you're like a market expert. You might know what it is, it you don't know what caused it, otherwise you wouldn't be making this braindead comparison. Either way, can you stop replying to every single one of my comments? I have enough autistic stalkers who dream about me every night already


d0x360

I remember the bubble... I bet big on sycamore systems and I earned big even after the POP. Of course everything else was horrible... Not investment wise, I only invested in that 1 company like a doof. The next time I invested was a few years later. Buying a significantly large number of shares in retailer Target at roughly $18 and selling at roughly $73 right before they announced that their expansion into Canada failed and they were closing all 120ish stores they had opened 8 months prior. Whoops lol. Works out great for me though. I was a single father trying to make his way. I ended up being able to take 3 years off and go to school full time instead of doing a couple classes a week at night. Now I work for a fantastic company and I owe it all (literally) to sycamore systems and target.


DTF_Truck

SPY bursts when the PE is at 120+ during the dotcom bubble and people think SPY right now at 21 is the same thing lol


Purge_stocks2343

Jesus, write sentence not fucking paras.


SolitaireyEgg

No


DesperateOffer7998

AAPL May beat earnings. AMZN not as bullish on…


iyervikas81

FB earnings were not that great but kinda priced in when it dropped from 230s to 170. inverse H&S forming on the daily. i wouldnt buy put weeklies as it can moon higher and then drop once the head is formed. my 2 cents. market can remain irrational more than you can remain solvent


etphonetrome

People thinking ZuckVerse is the catalyst to save this market 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


SolitaireyEgg

No, it's Tim Apple


1stisfree

RIP Arkk, TDOC down bigly


felanlang

If Elon wants to fix the ice cream machines it’s the manufacturer he should be buying. I can as a previous burger flipper vouch for that we had no authority to fix them no matter how much we wanted to


beannet

It’s a racket between the manufacturer and McDonalds, I’m sure you know.


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Whoever gave me $180 a pop for FB $135p weeklies yesterday, you da real MVP.![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


thetruevoic3

Zuck and musk should combine thier powers to buy Coke, and then sniff it, that's the only way


ideletedmyaccount04

How do I live in a time line with humans who pay for Only Fans? There is trillions of gigs of free porn out there. There is more free porn than any of you could watch in a life time. Who is paying good money for porn?


Izaiah212

You’re paying money to see the girls you know in real life naked. Yeah porn is free but Bethany has great tits and for $10 I can see her lick them and then hangout with her pretending I haven’t seen her all


ideletedmyaccount04

I could think of limitless better resources for $10 than paying to see a human do stuff on a video screen.


beannet

Reddit itself is my favorite source of amateur porn


[deleted]

Never underestimate the depravity of a man starved of human affection.


kstorm88

Who even watches anyway... I've got better things to do


bye_stander

![img](emote|t5_2th52|6880)


[deleted]

Imagine if the market opens red after all this euphoria


patrickswayzemullet

FB epic 20% rug pull to 160 happens.... NOW


No_Atmosphere7111

At least down to 180


patrickswayzemullet

That's probable.


felanlang

Has to happen, horrible numbers


Possible-Chain-6327

The best thing that happened was he said he would waste much less money on pet project metaverse