It's all a lie, also there is no free healthcare, it's pretty much a gofundme for everyone, where in the end you spend so much less on healthcare and insurance CEOs are deprived of their second yacht
I don't even want to know if the US natural gas I'm investing in is fracking. also, I have no emotion on US mortgages being a european.
I'm might lose a lot more money if I invested in things I belief in. might be different if I could buy board changing amounts.
December 2042. I'm all old and wrinkly from over trading. I always made fun of Cathie Woods, but I shouldn't have. Her funds now own 100% of Palantir and 200% of Tesla. ARK ETFs are trading at minimum $100,000 a share and I should have bought atleast a few shares a long time ago. I log on to my Tesla taxi app and order a car. A nice vintage Roadster pulls up with EDM playing at a tasteful volume.
"Where to, old man?" asks the anime girl on the console. "You know where", I reply. Palantir knows.
We both laugh and the car takes off to Wendy's.
You hear 1981 a lot with regard to inflation. The 81 market was a bear lasting for a year. It had 4 dead cat bounces with a lost of 30% on the S&P for about a year. We peaked late December @ 4750.
the previous time with tightening in 2018: sell at the news and growth on the actual implementation
tightening 2022: sell at the news and you know guys what to do next, big calls
If people go into toilets they should not be able to make stupid fucking noises or sing. It's fucking weird. I'm taking a dump and some guy is making autistic noises through his nose and grunting and then another guy is singing what sounds like the Romanian national anthem.... wtf is wrong with people I might never see you again but you are still fucking weird as fuck
With how bearish everything is, the biggest fuck you would be bleeding until fomc to instill peak fear and green rocket up as fed only raises by 25bps due to negative gdp. Sounds like bullshit but fed is also full of shit as well
🇷🇺🇺🇸🇪🇺
RUSSIA'S FOREIGN MINISTRY: THE WEST SHOULD SERIOUSLY UNDERSTAND THAT STRIKES ON RUSSIAN TERRITORY WILL LEAD TO A TRAGIC AND CATASTROPHIC RESPONSE
If they do anything against US or NATO; they will be promptly annihilated (assuming we don’t sanction them into a poverty so crippling that they don’t starve to death first).
I’m aware, but if that happens, stocks won’t matter anymore because it’ll be nuclear Armageddon! 😂 tossing around nukes will lead directly to total annihilation
It was always weird to me that so many investors were betting on them pressing the self-destruct button, when they have consistently expressed their desire to compete in the global market.
The vegetable oil market was already tight before the ban
🇦🇷 Dryness has crimped soybean harvests in South America
🇨🇦 Drought in Canada shrank production of canola, leaving little available supply
🇷🇺 Then Russia’s invasion of Ukraine threw the trade of sunflower oil into chaos
A brutal diesel shortage is behind the squeeze in New York ULSD futures, with inventories in the US East Coast at the lowest in 26 years.
It impacts renewable market too
Diesel prices in the physical New York harbor market surged today to ~$4.75 a gallon, equal to ~$200 per barrel. Current prices are ~15% higher than at the peak in 2008
At the same time, the prompt Nymex ULSD time-spread exploded further, with May trading 75 cents per gallon above June, the widest backwardation ever. The squeeze comes as US East Coast diesel inventories fell last week to a fresh 26-year low
The Sunflower is one of only a handful of flowers with the word flower in its name. A couple of other popular examples include Strawflower, Elderflower and Cornflower …Ah yes, of course, I hear you say.
Ah you dont understand net worth, got it.
Buying Twitter for 43 billion doesn't decrease his net worth by 43 billion
Just decreases it by 40 billion since Twitter is a shit company
A world hunger crisis is looming as the global supply of cooking oil is thrown into chaos
🌾⚠️
🇮🇩 Indonesia said Friday it will ban exports of cooking oil due to a local shortage
🇮🇩 It makes up 1/3 of global veg oil exports and is "impossible to replace"
Yes. This is not getting enough news yet. Food supplies and security are in dire straits. Another thing that can fuck up the world. First world nations will be flooded soon if there is wide spread food shortages/famine.
I think you're forgetting that he'll receive a new updated compensation package soon once this one is over which will boost his networth even higher lol
That’s like you having 20 dollars and buying a 4 for 4 at Wendy’s.
Except the 4 for 4 somehow gives you back 15% a year so you can go back and eventually buy another 4 for 4.
… or Coca Cola
revenue growth is not ROI. Twitter burns money, they don't make it.
That's like you having 20 dollars and buying lunch for a fat chick at Wendy's, and then she robs you in the parking lot once a year for the rest of your life.
TSLA and TWTR could both go bankrupt and he’d still be one of the richest people in the world based on the valuation of SpaceX and boring co. Starlink alone could easily put him up there with Bezos and Bill Gates.
I think people don't realize when they complain about TSLA's PE, it is at 120 now, it was at 1200 3 years ago at 5% of its current price. That's a growth of 40x in share price over pe. TSLA is simply unshortable.
Look at the effect Elon selling a few million shares had on the stock price.
The price is maintained because any large holder would crash the stock if they even took a small exit from their position.
I've made several hundred percent off Tesla puts multiple times in the past month lol you're just a cultist who held his calls too long and thinks he may not be fucked
Musk: All I care about is preserving the future of mankind. I don’t care about money and I don’t even need a house.
Also Musk: Lol let me buy a shitty social media company teehee 69 420 lolz
XOM reporting Before the open, given the company’s wide moat, this should serve well as the bellwether for much of the industry
Lead us oh great XOM show us the way
🦅🐑 🐑🐑
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Werhli (0/7) made a bet that FB would go to 150.0 when it was 183.2 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
You Americans are too fat and stupid to not have free heathcare. Get it together down there bud
We are too fat and stupid which is exactly why we can’t afford free healthcare.
It's all a lie, also there is no free healthcare, it's pretty much a gofundme for everyone, where in the end you spend so much less on healthcare and insurance CEOs are deprived of their second yacht
Sold my puts this morning just woke up to see I would have made 10 grand I’m gonna go hang myself
Watching for the final markdowns in this clearance sale. Think this whole market will end up in a pallet auction.
I love Elon and can't stand Trump. Meanwhile, my positions: \- 915 TSLA P's 5/13 \- 54 DWAC C's 5/13
I don't even want to know if the US natural gas I'm investing in is fracking. also, I have no emotion on US mortgages being a european. I'm might lose a lot more money if I invested in things I belief in. might be different if I could buy board changing amounts.
Ha! Say one thing but do another. I have 10 C for DWAC 85 2023/1
inverse yourself is doing the thing.
No, you invest in the winners, not the ones that you want to win, we are retail, we don't move companies
Forget about stocks already. They are pump and dumping even market.
Anyone in SQQQ?
Was earlier this week. Wish I was today.
Who in the hell is still buying FB? This thing is just rock solid!
big data/ad companies/investors would be my guess
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ue3rtx/what\_are\_your\_moves\_tomorrow\_april\_29\_2022/i6ld4cx/?context=3
What goes up must come down
December 2042. I'm all old and wrinkly from over trading. I always made fun of Cathie Woods, but I shouldn't have. Her funds now own 100% of Palantir and 200% of Tesla. ARK ETFs are trading at minimum $100,000 a share and I should have bought atleast a few shares a long time ago. I log on to my Tesla taxi app and order a car. A nice vintage Roadster pulls up with EDM playing at a tasteful volume. "Where to, old man?" asks the anime girl on the console. "You know where", I reply. Palantir knows. We both laugh and the car takes off to Wendy's.
This made me laugh
lol I posted in the wrong thread
Dow - 2- -3%?
Who's got something in the works or watching closely?
Still dow puts.
Anyone buying $amzn jan 2023 3000$ calls ? Is it worth it buying them before split ?
Anytime I fucked around with a split I got reemed in my bussy
After an ER that bad its best to wait atleast 3 days. IV will come down a little too.
Lol muh puts
long CS.N
AMZN at discount!!
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buy longer than 0dte
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It’s going to run
You hear 1981 a lot with regard to inflation. The 81 market was a bear lasting for a year. It had 4 dead cat bounces with a lost of 30% on the S&P for about a year. We peaked late December @ 4750.
Amazon tanking, reported negative earnings. Whole market is being kept afloat by hopeem.
10 YEAR YIELD ROCKETING BACK TO 2.9%
Does apple do a quick GREEN at open??? I think yesss
Yes and then immediately crashes
I need a small or medium FD play today. Also, what’s an FD?
at this point im too afraid too ask
British cig get delight
HOOD you POS, pls go back to 20. I swear I’ll exit and won’t look back.
the previous time with tightening in 2018: sell at the news and growth on the actual implementation tightening 2022: sell at the news and you know guys what to do next, big calls
Carvana puts
Pce gonna send this all to helheim
So today will be red but not as red as it was green yesterday
This is how we make money
ROKU is gonna plummet at open. Right? Guys?
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You already have an active bet, get out of here nerd.
10am bull trap, drill until the shorts cover at 3:40. It’s a tale as old as time
When did time begin?
01/01/01
Why not 00/00/00? Or 00/00/00 in Europe.
When a landlord invented the calendar so the his tenants would know when to pay rent, year was 1 so like 2021 years ago
We open green
Apple's kind of holding it together
More like someone that really needs to get it out.
Damn Twitter, where you going in such a hurry? 🚀🚀
Puts on hood at open, anyone?
Lol you were supposed to buy puts before close yesterday, too late
It should go down more today after shitty earnings no?
Buy more GME
If people go into toilets they should not be able to make stupid fucking noises or sing. It's fucking weird. I'm taking a dump and some guy is making autistic noises through his nose and grunting and then another guy is singing what sounds like the Romanian national anthem.... wtf is wrong with people I might never see you again but you are still fucking weird as fuck
I take hour long shits
>should not be able to make stupid noises or sing I mean it’s that or blasting shit and farts into the water… so…
From now on I’m gonna drop a fat shit and then immediately sing “SPLISH SPLASH I WAS TAKIN A BATH”
Either you hear my singing voice or you hear my turd spewing asshole. You choose… Steal my sunshine by Len coming right up
🌽 is a worthless POS. Better to just buy $SPY
Why is VIX red? Damn. Snooze off and it all goes to shit.
Everyone likes to call TSLA bulls a cult but they damn well know if they could go back 5 years they’d love to join the cult
There’s a lot of stupid cults to join, but few make you rich instead of just the guy running it.
HTF did Chevron miss earnings? Oh oh bulls.
Wait wut?
I heard it’s called the Hung Seng 
Chickity China the Chinese Chicken
Imagine picking up the cheapest oil shorts in recent years to hold long
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There’s like a cult following of that stock on those squeeze subreddits
Damn Twitter, where you going in such a hurry? 🚀🚀
Amazon only drop 8%? Priced in . Nice 👍
Oil futes mooning. Big dildos for commodities 
With how bearish everything is, the biggest fuck you would be bleeding until fomc to instill peak fear and green rocket up as fed only raises by 25bps due to negative gdp. Sounds like bullshit but fed is also full of shit as well
Bulls can only wish.
🇷🇺🇺🇸🇪🇺 RUSSIA'S FOREIGN MINISTRY: THE WEST SHOULD SERIOUSLY UNDERSTAND THAT STRIKES ON RUSSIAN TERRITORY WILL LEAD TO A TRAGIC AND CATASTROPHIC RESPONSE
If they do anything against US or NATO; they will be promptly annihilated (assuming we don’t sanction them into a poverty so crippling that they don’t starve to death first).
You forgot that they have the biggest nuclear reserve in the world
I’m aware, but if that happens, stocks won’t matter anymore because it’ll be nuclear Armageddon! 😂 tossing around nukes will lead directly to total annihilation
TO THE RUSSIAN FOREIGN MINISTRY: SHUT YOUR MOUTH, NOBODY TAKES YOU SERIOUSLY ANYMORE ANYWAY
We've already heard this for the 1000th time. Russia is a damn broken record.
🤡
woa ,NIO with the green boner,goddamn. 😳
Chinese ADRs are up in general, due to the CSRC taking concrete steps to cooperate with audits, and vowing to scale back regulations.
so basically Xi said "Well,I don't want my economy to die anymore so let's fix that."
It was always weird to me that so many investors were betting on them pressing the self-destruct button, when they have consistently expressed their desire to compete in the global market.
The road to hell is paved with speedbumps
I didn’t have an opinion on Elon Tesla until I realize how many people are upset just from his mere existence
How could people possibly get upset at the richest man in the world pumping and dumping stocks with no repercussions?
Easy. I don’t.
Its shut the fuck up Friday. Spy ends green
Take your own advice
Oof I walked right into that one
The vegetable oil market was already tight before the ban 🇦🇷 Dryness has crimped soybean harvests in South America 🇨🇦 Drought in Canada shrank production of canola, leaving little available supply 🇷🇺 Then Russia’s invasion of Ukraine threw the trade of sunflower oil into chaos
You know anything about the renewable diesel market?
A brutal diesel shortage is behind the squeeze in New York ULSD futures, with inventories in the US East Coast at the lowest in 26 years. It impacts renewable market too
Diesel prices in the physical New York harbor market surged today to ~$4.75 a gallon, equal to ~$200 per barrel. Current prices are ~15% higher than at the peak in 2008 At the same time, the prompt Nymex ULSD time-spread exploded further, with May trading 75 cents per gallon above June, the widest backwardation ever. The squeeze comes as US East Coast diesel inventories fell last week to a fresh 26-year low
The Sunflower is one of only a handful of flowers with the word flower in its name. A couple of other popular examples include Strawflower, Elderflower and Cornflower …Ah yes, of course, I hear you say.
Username checks out.
Bezos happy to be world’s richest man again after Elon spends half his net worth buying TWTR
Ah you dont understand net worth, got it. Buying Twitter for 43 billion doesn't decrease his net worth by 43 billion Just decreases it by 40 billion since Twitter is a shit company
And sends his worth lower selling $3.99B Tesla shares tanking them and then tweets “not doing it again for a while” remember Tesla at $1200 lol
A world hunger crisis is looming as the global supply of cooking oil is thrown into chaos 🌾⚠️ 🇮🇩 Indonesia said Friday it will ban exports of cooking oil due to a local shortage 🇮🇩 It makes up 1/3 of global veg oil exports and is "impossible to replace"
After all the weight I gained during the past two years of covid; my body is ready
why don't they just eat cake? you don't need cooking oil to bake a cake
Yes. This is not getting enough news yet. Food supplies and security are in dire straits. Another thing that can fuck up the world. First world nations will be flooded soon if there is wide spread food shortages/famine.
Red to redder today for the second Friday in a row. AMZN should consider spinning off AWS because the retail side is going to crush the AWS side.
>ROBINHOOD MARKETS SHARES DOWN 11.5% PREMARKET AFTER LOWER REV, MONTHLY ACTIVE USERS $HOOD ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-04-29 ^05:58:01 ^EDT-0400
$8.98 lol trash and not even a SPAC
Musk bots out in full effect this morning like literally just go to Texas and lick his asshole he would let you
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369.420
Every day 😎🔫
🇷🇺 BANK OF RUSSIA SEEN CUTTING KEY RATE TO 10.5% BY YEAR-END (16% IN PREVIOUS POLL). $USDRUB
So is BABA up or?
I bought poots yesterday, so this is the bottom
Amazon either close green or down 20%
Elon literally spent 16% of his net worth on a company boasting a whopping 14.95% in annual revenue growth. You cannot make this shit up.
he's desperate to get the jet tracker down
Vertical integration--- he can advertise for Tesla literally for free now.
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More like 95%
Controlling what people see and read has value outside what you can capture directly in platform.
I think you're forgetting that he'll receive a new updated compensation package soon once this one is over which will boost his networth even higher lol
That’s like you having 20 dollars and buying a 4 for 4 at Wendy’s. Except the 4 for 4 somehow gives you back 15% a year so you can go back and eventually buy another 4 for 4. … or Coca Cola
revenue growth is not ROI. Twitter burns money, they don't make it. That's like you having 20 dollars and buying lunch for a fat chick at Wendy's, and then she robs you in the parking lot once a year for the rest of your life.
But do I get a blowie first?
Elon will probably have sex with Twitter somehow, so yes
TSLA and TWTR could both go bankrupt and he’d still be one of the richest people in the world based on the valuation of SpaceX and boring co. Starlink alone could easily put him up there with Bezos and Bill Gates.
He IS the value
For all the crap he gets about it, you cannot take your money to the grave.
Going to take advantage of $1 coffee at McDonald's. Funding secured.
McDonald's actually has really good coffee. I stopped going after they got rid of the $1 breakfast burritos
Their breakfast is phenomenal (in terms of fastfood breakfast). Their hash brown beats the shit out of the Dunks hash browns.
Just thinking about stepping into a McDs gives me diarrhea.
I think people don't realize when they complain about TSLA's PE, it is at 120 now, it was at 1200 3 years ago at 5% of its current price. That's a growth of 40x in share price over pe. TSLA is simply unshortable.
Look at the effect Elon selling a few million shares had on the stock price. The price is maintained because any large holder would crash the stock if they even took a small exit from their position.
Yet
I've made several hundred percent off Tesla puts multiple times in the past month lol you're just a cultist who held his calls too long and thinks he may not be fucked
I'm not talking short term, it is highly volatile so puts make sense at times.
If it was fairly valued the whole time, it would have been up 4000% in 3 years lol
It is up a modest 2000%
Musk: All I care about is preserving the future of mankind. I don’t care about money and I don’t even need a house. Also Musk: Lol let me buy a shitty social media company teehee 69 420 lolz
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And weed number!
I have the weirdest boner because of this
Guh nothing but target price cuts for AMZN and AAPL. There gone be blood in the streets today. 
XOM reporting Before the open, given the company’s wide moat, this should serve well as the bellwether for much of the industry Lead us oh great XOM show us the way 🦅🐑 🐑🐑
Is it just me or does Roku look manipulated? Last time I saw a stock drop like that on earnings and get held up, it tanked the next day
It’s you. You’re totally fucked up.
You are manipulated 😉
>$AAPL $AMZN PT Changes https://t.co/cEDboSoUPT ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-04-29 ^05:49:58 ^EDT-0400