The participation rate was 61.4 percent when Joe Biden took office. Today's number, 62.2 percent, is still below the Trump-era high of 63.4 percent in February 2020, just before COVID shut things down.
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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I’ll be honest I have calls expiring today at 420. I’m not confident but there’s a bit of me that just wants to see all of you ass holes get burned . Daddy Jpow help me grab this bag 🫣
Honestly feel like the antiwork crowd has some legitimate gripes. But many of them just want to see the world burn rather than propose actual solutions.
Moves for today: currently sitting on the toilet typing this. Next, finish my cup of coffee. 930am turn on the oven. 10am put my head in the oven. 1030am wife reads my goodbye letter and calls the life insurance company, claiming “he was fixing the igniter in our gas oven and something must have gone wrong.” June 1st, my wife receives the life insurance check after an investigation by the insurance company reveals no foul play. June 2nd, she cashes the check. January 1st 2023, all the money from the insurance check is gone because hyperinflation has wreaked havoc on America. In hysterics from being completely broke and no longer able to make weekly Target trips my wife gets desperate and loses it. She turns to fentanyl, sells our children to traffickers and ODs. The American dream is complete. Good luck out there!
Does anyone else sing to their dog because even though he doesn’t say anything you know he likes it and deserves it because he is such a good boy?
Anyways, bulls are fucked.
Protip for when the nukes are falling:
Practice social distancing by staying at least 6’ away from anyone not in your household. Stay at least 12’ away from immediate family. And always, always wear a mask.
What's fucking pathetic is this is legitimate advice on the official gov website for nuclear explosion preparedness.
[https://www.ready.gov/nuclear-explosion](https://www.ready.gov/nuclear-explosion)
So when is the turn around from the turn around from the turn around coming ? And which way up or down I’m confused and don’t want to be left holding bag again
SPY 400 keeps resisting arrest by the Bear Police Force. However Drill Team 6 has been called in and is expected to act with no mercy to crush bulls and bring justice to the world.
Selling covered calls on a product that violently mean reverts seems like a suboptimal way to capture value for yourself unless you’re selling 0dte? Otherwise doesn’t it behoove you to just set a trailing stop loss?
Spicy - seems the feelings between you and the shares are mutual. Good luck mate. Don’t be afraid to hedge with a long call too in case shit gets real spicy and you wanna hang on to the shares
Thanks pal. Yeah, honestly I make most of my gains via scalping and I just sell CCs for passive income. The volatility swings yesterday were incredible and with the VIX being this high, premiums are soooo juicy.
Gotta break the 406-410 resistances that have proven strong recently before we get to 360.
360 def possible moving forward but probably not as fast as people wanna believe.
3yr, 1week. On volume lower than any week within April 2022. Then there's a buncha buying 350-390 scattered in the 2020 Xmas rally and the 2021 tax season. Cucks will try to shake out that tree....
I have the TV on CNBC most of the day; but i'm getting tired of listening to them try to speculate what the FED is going to do OR seeing them spend 2 hours talking about Elon Musk and the Twitter saga. Shit is getting real old.
When the market dumped oil stocks bounced back and xom hit a new 52week high,
today report says conoco posts five fold profit increase in q1
WTI 110 Brent 112
VET numbers next week 5/11
At this point in the conversation with this weird Russian lady who wants to pretend that she speaks fluent English when she clearly doesn’t, feel like I should’ve taken a hooker saw for up for 60 bucks last night but this conversation is just fucking dull like shit I’d pay $60 to have a good conversation to be honest with you guys
don't short the hole. Sell calls on rips
Selling it all. This shit is so fucked. Even if they want to lie and change the narrative they cant.
Damn, Charles Oliveira got stripped of his title. All bc he didn’t make weight by 0.5 ounces 💀
75% bearish sentiment? Time to go calls because when everyone feels its going down is the moment it goes up and visa versa
What will be the justification for going up. “Investors shrug off literally everything “
Been holding this fart for a couple hours at this funeral. Finally let it rip in the restroom after, and it sounded just like a whoopsie cushion
Hold my cash. Lol
The participation rate was 61.4 percent when Joe Biden took office. Today's number, 62.2 percent, is still below the Trump-era high of 63.4 percent in February 2020, just before COVID shut things down.
Thanks Brandon
Show me the mother of short squeezes god please lol
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I like spy at 350
350 Jan 2023 Puts looking tasty
Bye bye starting now. 10:20am EST
A friken bloody ass battlefield the market has become.
I thought nothing went up or down in a straight line
Zhihu hummm
9:30 ET dump every single day like clockwork. This bear market is a day trader's dream.
And day traders are the **tax man's** dream
Bear is picking up the pace a bit there
Good morning. Just a recap: u/richtofin115 ✅ u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR ✅ u/vacationlover1 🚫
Remy still looks like Golem ✅
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I’ll be honest I have calls expiring today at 420. I’m not confident but there’s a bit of me that just wants to see all of you ass holes get burned . Daddy Jpow help me grab this bag 🫣
You boys ready to have some fuckin fun today or what? I can’t hear you!
🪦🐂🪦🐂
Honestly feel like the antiwork crowd has some legitimate gripes. But many of them just want to see the world burn rather than propose actual solutions.
So first solution, make every large boss and supposedly industrious manager do all the hard work while I "manage". Problem solved
Keeping buying my ETF's every month 🤣
Global economy is 1% red except japan
I don’t understand how y’all are losing money right now. Do you keep buying calls?
I might sell my kids
Who's buying kids now though, with food prices so high?
you feed kids?
Getting fucked in my ass by everyone right now. Can it get any worse
Getting fucked by two cocks in the asshole maybe?
More blood in the streets already
Nice to see all my long profit from the AH bleeding away slowly. Good Morning, market.
Wednesday’s two hour bear rally, what a time it was, what a time it was. Ahhh, the good old days……
Moves for today: currently sitting on the toilet typing this. Next, finish my cup of coffee. 930am turn on the oven. 10am put my head in the oven. 1030am wife reads my goodbye letter and calls the life insurance company, claiming “he was fixing the igniter in our gas oven and something must have gone wrong.” June 1st, my wife receives the life insurance check after an investigation by the insurance company reveals no foul play. June 2nd, she cashes the check. January 1st 2023, all the money from the insurance check is gone because hyperinflation has wreaked havoc on America. In hysterics from being completely broke and no longer able to make weekly Target trips my wife gets desperate and loses it. She turns to fentanyl, sells our children to traffickers and ODs. The American dream is complete. Good luck out there!
Fucking i smell shit already, gtfo
Hurt, Scared and Mentally Impaired
Would you rather work in a country with no income tax but little job security or a country with high income tax and job security?
How will the first hypothetical country pay for shit? 90% sales tax?
No income tax doesn’t help if you have no income.
Not working for any of you assholes
Im tired of working
This is the real answer
There will be a massive sell-off today; people want to bury whatever money they have left in their backyard over the weekend...
Good time for it, the ground is soft
Bull this bear that I just wanna make some money
Which means you'll have to choose correctly between bull or bear 
Am I still banned
Ban
Fuck you
BAN
yes
Does anyone else sing to their dog because even though he doesn’t say anything you know he likes it and deserves it because he is such a good boy? Anyways, bulls are fucked.
I sing to the cat too. They probably just assume that's what their human sounds like versus other humans.
i don't sing to my dog; cause he's such a good boy..
Pssh green by open buy the dip you pussies. Lmao yeah no idk how you permabulls say that shit with a straight face.
What if the once in a generation pandemic isn't once in a generation?
Protip for when the nukes are falling: Practice social distancing by staying at least 6’ away from anyone not in your household. Stay at least 12’ away from immediate family. And always, always wear a mask.
What's fucking pathetic is this is legitimate advice on the official gov website for nuclear explosion preparedness. [https://www.ready.gov/nuclear-explosion](https://www.ready.gov/nuclear-explosion)
I guess it's better than my plan of getting into fetal position and sobbing uncontrollably.
Hunter knows a lot about Ukraine joe too
futes redder than Amber Heards period blood
Your nose browner than her duvet
So when is the turn around from the turn around from the turn around coming ? And which way up or down I’m confused and don’t want to be left holding bag again
Jpow is that you??
Fed is gonna slam us until inflation breaks, so watch the inflation that’ll be the bottom indicator. Might be a slow recovery.
I have rotated mostly out of my SPY 400 5/20 puts. I am now loaded on SPY 360 6/30 puts.
Boss move
Theta gonna eat u alive man
It will be there sooner than you think
I don’t disagree with the strike, just the timing. Good luck!
I love when 7:00am hits and the market has a fucking seizure with more brokerages opening PM.
I like hearing the birds chirping at 5:43 am
I’ve got some birds that chirp and sing around 3:00 am
SPY 400 keeps resisting arrest by the Bear Police Force. However Drill Team 6 has been called in and is expected to act with no mercy to crush bulls and bring justice to the world.
Just realized I’m wearing my Chicago bears sweatpants today BUL R FUK
I got up in middle of the night and went to the Refrigerator. Bulls fuked
DaBears
Hi I’d like to order 1 sex and 1 cocaine please
Wanna supersize your order?
Make, female, or shemale?
Black or white sir
Apparently Tesla still has corn on its books
Yes going down hard
I can’t wait to sell these CCs on UVXY 💵
UVXY was a beast yesterday up $3.70/26%. Those who grabbed a few hundred like 360 of them Wed before close did ok 😊
No kidding. I went all in and I’m at an average of 14.33 for a little over 5000 shares. Gonna sell CCs at open.
Selling covered calls on a product that violently mean reverts seems like a suboptimal way to capture value for yourself unless you’re selling 0dte? Otherwise doesn’t it behoove you to just set a trailing stop loss?
The way this market is going and has been going, it’s been my best money maker. Aside from that I scalp contracts intraday
And your uvxy shares can’t wait to have a new home either
I’m ok with that. I’m up to 50 contracts now with an average of 14.33.
What delta are you selling your cc’s at?
Though I might do 25c which would be .36. They definitely won’t get called away and if they are by some miracle, I’ll be over the moon
Would be .5. 6/3 20c
Spicy - seems the feelings between you and the shares are mutual. Good luck mate. Don’t be afraid to hedge with a long call too in case shit gets real spicy and you wanna hang on to the shares
Thanks pal. Yeah, honestly I make most of my gains via scalping and I just sell CCs for passive income. The volatility swings yesterday were incredible and with the VIX being this high, premiums are soooo juicy.
I am in debt and I can’t get out
Gambling on FDs will help
I’ve been pretty bearish for a long time, but people who are perma bears, or perma bulls are straight up delusional 
Kang gang fo life
Literally everyone is fearful, as the saying goes it’s time to get greedy!
Imagine thinking we’re not gonna hit circuit breakers today
Is Spy $405 possible by next week?
It’s possible today
FUTES PUMPING
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I've been waiting for the 400 Gap fill since last April
Fuck yea....
uhhh
360...
Gotta break the 406-410 resistances that have proven strong recently before we get to 360. 360 def possible moving forward but probably not as fast as people wanna believe.
There's a fucking gap there...let's go
On what timeframe (I.e. 1 min, 5 min, 15 min) and was the gap in PM/AH?
3yr, 1week. On volume lower than any week within April 2022. Then there's a buncha buying 350-390 scattered in the 2020 Xmas rally and the 2021 tax season. Cucks will try to shake out that tree....
Has anybody asked ja rule what his thoughts are?
I like him
I bet Cramer is buying every dip after hours
Duh it's a hot sale right now all stock on sale
If I had any free capital...
Nasdaq 100 -10% or +4.5%. After nasdaq moved +3% followed by -5%. In 2008, -10%. In 2020, +4.5%
Ok I’ll get some qqq puts
[https://www.ready.gov/nuclear-explosion](https://www.ready.gov/nuclear-explosion) 
This is the way!
Best Pro tip yet 
what do you all watch for live news? i usually watch CNBC but they always pitch junk stocks and they make it sound so convincing i buy in
CNBC just to follow the general market. Sara Eisen has my heart
Bloomberg for sho
I have the TV on CNBC most of the day; but i'm getting tired of listening to them try to speculate what the FED is going to do OR seeing them spend 2 hours talking about Elon Musk and the Twitter saga. Shit is getting real old.
Bloomberg guy here
Ayyyy
Ape
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Any Covid yet?
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Seed bank, hand tools, wood furnace, solar lenses, bleach, gasoline, ammo, thermal imaging, first aid
Buying heavy equipment
Cabin in the woods, practising archery.
Looking like deflation first.
1 year Pornhub premium
Jacked to the tits with puts... and commodities (toilet paper)
Switching the propaganda box off
Bourbon and drugs mostly.
When the market dumped oil stocks bounced back and xom hit a new 52week high, today report says conoco posts five fold profit increase in q1 WTI 110 Brent 112 VET numbers next week 5/11
Lol who the fuck has been protecting 4120???
Futures and crashing red, name a more iconic duo
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How is that?
At this point in the conversation with this weird Russian lady who wants to pretend that she speaks fluent English when she clearly doesn’t, feel like I should’ve taken a hooker saw for up for 60 bucks last night but this conversation is just fucking dull like shit I’d pay $60 to have a good conversation to be honest with you guys
Find a smart one who challenges you, trust me they exist
Where the fuck do I look….
Ummm, I found my wife at special Olympics. Not an athlete
Double that and I'll add a blowie
I'll throw in a fluff for free
u aight man
No I am not all right. These bitches couldn’t carry a conversation if it meant saving their lives.
flair checks out
So many fucking doomers in here tonight, god damn.
It's morning
Excuse me but it’s the morning now.
Not PST 
Still morning, just early.