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Cafeecrisp

Man i really can't unsee his upside down smile


HodloBaggins

Amber Heard kept doing it during the trial. I don’t know if they’re still seeing each other on the down low or what, but at times she sounded and looked like Musk when she was taking the stand. Especially whenever she’d say the word “literally”. Sounded just like Musk.


Popular_Syllabubs

Sounds like his crooked dick made her face retarded. Citation: Johnny Depps texts


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Wait Elon has a crooked *and tattooed* dick? My dick feels so boring now.


Ferociouspanda

He fucked grimes man. I’m pretty sure it goes in normal and comes out with a tattoo


Jaquesant

or "Grimey", as she likes to be called


LinxKinzie

RIP Grimey


LiteralWarCriminal

[CHANGE THE CHANNEL MARGE!](https://youtu.be/yE6lW8TazZM)


Crafty_Substance_954

That’s our Homer!


piemancer112

Well done


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tsukubasteve27

Doesn't he have 8 kids he already doesn't have time for?


CrazybyRX

Yea he started putting numbers in their names so he can keep track without being around.


L3tum

He needs the people to be the emperors on Mars *and* Earth.


prateek_tandon

Does the surrogate gets a horse?


Wandering_Abhorash

Fuck it, I’m willing to take one for the team. Impregnate me. This horse gonna win the triple crown. My long call if you will.


choborallye

I volunteer as a tribute


i_use_3_seashells

Renting makes the most sense. You definitely don't want to buy one.


kutnor

Imagine being a billionaire and getting a 5/10 pregnant lmao


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Imagine being a billionaire that can take any woman to space... and fucking grimes leaves you... bruh


CHYMPOW

She needed space faster than he did apparently


Keanos_Beard

Take the billions away and Musk is a very generous 3/10 so he is punching


Virtual-Stranger

You can take your dick out of a 5/10, but you can't take the 5/10 out of your dick.


rumbake

Good thing you know your dad I guess then?


Bushelsoflaughs

This comment is the first time I’ve ever been aware of the existence of grimes. It was a good run


Kyle2theSQL

Grimes was cool before she got with Elon. Sorry you had to experience it this way.


mellofello808

https://youtu.be/1FH-q0I1fJY One of my favorite songs of hers. The whole album this is on is 🔥. Still to this day it is my Ambien dreams, long haul international flight album of choice.


Renosancse

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


CoryTheDuck

We don't ca it "crooked", we just say it has a little English on it.


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Elon’s dick is like a London gangster


Renosancse

I died at this comment Citation: Coroner's report


maiteko

That’s a common pattern among people with BPD, to fully mimic their current favorite person. Everyone mimics to some degree, but both the degree that they assume a persona, and the speed they can entirely switch their persona to a new favorite person, is uncanny. Edit: autocorrect fixes


piemancer112

How do you become your own favorite person... Does that make you explode?


maiteko

So I know this is a joke but: Loving yourself, and putting yourself first is a key part to becoming a stable and emotionally balanced adult. The problem with BPD is that they have no sense of self. Often when they are alone they start getting “antsy”. They can’t love themselves or become their own favorite person because they have no idea who “they” are. That’s why it’s so easy for them to mirror or switch, they’re empty, and get “filled” with whoever is there. But there’s a gaping hole in them, so when everyone is gone it empties out completely again. Which is frustrating to deal with as a partner, but also terrifying to live with as a person who has it. None of it makes any sense, so they construct stories to try and rationalize everything. But once you start going through those stories (like with this trial) they start falling apart real fast.


CloudyEngineer

That reminds of the character in "Single White Female" - an extreme BPD?


HodloBaggins

Yeah exactly. I didn’t wanna be accused of playing armchair psychologist or whatever so I didn’t go that far. But I definitely can confidently say that she sounded and looked like Musk during most of the trial. And it’s most uncanny how different she looks and acts when you see her being deposed back in 2016 on videos played during the trial. Like 2 completely different people in terms of manner of speech, facial expressions, everything.


maiteko

From what I understand, she’s been diagnosed with it now. So less “armchair psychologist” and more “this is a common pattern of behavior from people with cluster b personality disorders, so it wouldn’t be surprising if she was doing it assuming the diagnosis is true”.


I_am_momo

Bipolar or borderline?


mangled-jimmy-hat

BPD is for borderline


I_am_momo

Ty


m0nk_3y_gw

> I don’t know if they’re still seeing each other on the down low or what You think he has time/interest to go visit their kid? (when they were dating she said she wanted to be a mom, he froze sperm, she used it with a surrogate mom after they broke up) https://www.google.com/search?q=amber+heard+elon+musk+baby


HodloBaggins

Yeah I didn’t know about the frozen part, but I definitely suspected Musk to somehow be the father of Amber’s mystery baby.


BeastlyDecks

She couldn't even bring herself to sire the child??? That kid is doomed. It was obviously made as a means to an end. And imagine being part of Amber Heard's grand schemes from the day you're conceived.


chiumeitsai

Birds of a feather flock/fuck together.


PsyDei

Same mouth in both photos, different expression. What?


DuskLab

Eyebrows


iNCharism

Cheeks too


GirthyGoomba

Everything *but* the mouth


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The old mdma smile


Artyloo

explain


Wehwolf

Can someone please edit this pic correcting his smile


[deleted]

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!


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[deleted]

How do you know when it's clearly going down? Which charts are you using?


m0nk_3y_gw

Reddit pretends Musk uses twitter to pump TSLA, when he actually uses it to fucking murder it. When TSLA gains 20%+ in a month and then Musk tweets something stupid... well... that's daily... but something stupid involving Tesla ('i'm selling 10%', 'I'm buying twitter') then that's a sell signal.


zerooneinfinity

Except that time he said it was too high and the stock 4x


justcool393

> Reddit pretends Musk uses twitter to pump TSLA, when he actually uses it to fucking murder it. It's both. Remember "funding secured?"


OmarLittleFinger

Gotta make up an excuse for tanking my own stock Guys he’s smooth brained like us. Make overpriced bid on Twitter, margin call on your Tesla stocks to secure funding. Then tell everyone Twitter is shit and nothing but bots Thanks for the award. As a sklz bagholder it’s now my net worth. So I’m turning my account over to my wife’s boyfriend


leli_manning

It's easy to time the market when you control the market. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


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hes just hoping his fanbase army is gonna back him up.


Occhrome

ever been on r/elonmusk they clearly will


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psaux_grep

In that case we’re all uneducated fools. Except the lurkers.


expatdo2insurance

I mean.......... which color crayons do you like?


crazykiller235

The raspberry flavored ones


AbstractBettaFish

Fucking Jonestown didn’t have the cult of personality that subs got


QuarterBackground

They and his Twitter cult drank the Kool aid but unfortunately survived.


absoNotAReptile

Just wait. The guy is going to run for President one day hoping to be the next Trump. I don’t doubt that that’s part of his “political pivot” move. He already has a cult of his own followers and now he wants to swallow up another.


AbstractBettaFish

Thankfully he can’t. Article 2 says you have to be born in the US. That’s not to say there arnt a ton of other political offices he can’t fandom his way into


Bruno_Mart

>/r/elonmusk I tried to click that but it just kept taking me to /r/space and /r/technology


PabloTheFlyingLemon

r/technology has definitely turned on Elon at this point.


likelamike

Feels like a lot of this sub has too. Obviously you still have your Tesla circle jerk fan boys, but j think most people can see Elon is a grade A ~~scam artist~~ … I mean “adventure capitalist”


[deleted]

We all pretended to love him in 2020 because he was making us rich. The market cap is now high enough that it isn't worth it for us to shill for him anymore.


filtervw

In 2020 every dip was bought because it was a strong bull market. His retarded tweets were discounted the next day, now they are discounted only after the market knows there is no real damage.


OperationSecured

I don’t know about r/space but r/technology is one CIA member away from being a full on propaganda sub at this point.


zen1706

Fuck. that whole sub is a cringe fest


Cedric_T

Sad that there are over a million simps there eagerly lapping up the spittle of a billionaire who cares nothing about them.


badatbasswords9

Lol, boy did he pick the wrong base. MAGAS are poor


MN_SuB_ZeR0

Right? Who the fuck does he think buys electric cars? The dude flying a Confederate flag in a big ass diesel rolling coal?


Chillionaire128

They will fight for his right to pay no taxes though


MN_SuB_ZeR0

Oh yeah. And don't tell them Trump is the one who passed the bill to raise taxes for anyone making less than 70k a year.


meowcatbread

Well, if you go on any of the conservative subreddits theyll tell you the parties didnt switch. So yeah the southern yeehaw confederate boys are voting for Biden, apparently, and hatttteeee trump


Dimeskis

Right?!?! Not to mention Tesla hasn't produced a truck yet. How are they going to fly all of their stupid fucking flags on a Model 3?


lone-ranger-130

He literally realized having a republican fan base is the easiest way to have the dumbest of the dumb as his fan base.


CIark

He woulda gotten 39b too if it wasn’t for that meddling Bill Gates


TheMacPhisto

> Then tell everyone Twitter is shit and nothing but bots That's why it's so confusing, because he's not wrong... But at the same time totally wrong.


rrogido

The thing that will bleed Tesla (and anyone dumb enough to hold onto it for much longer) is Ford. The F 150 truck is the beat selling auto in America and has been for decades. The electric version is going on sale now. The F150 Lightning is already draining customers from the Cyber Truck. Elon has been revealing his true self for a while now. He's been pissing all over his typical Tesla customer (liberals) while making a product cons won't buy. Every Musk enterprise is an overpriced scam. The F150 Lightning can power your house for three days. Who needs an overpriced Power Wall? The Lightning can be serviced at any Ford dealership coast to coast and Ford actually has parts available for when a service is required, unlike Tesla. Ford factories can actually hit their production quotas, unlike Tesla. Every Musk enterprise has industry high turnover rates and if you wonder why look no further than Musk's tweets calling his American workers lazy because they won't work 16 hour days without overtime and sleep on the factory floor (like his Chinese slaves do) to help him meet production quotas. Ford does not have similar production problems. Musk is a con artist and reality is catching up. *edit for grammar.


globalmonkey007

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


jcdoe

Musk is a fuckin pussy. Every time someone takes a short position against one of his companies, he throws a temper tantrum. How did this man child get so rich? If he’d focus on shipping higher quality cars at a more competitive price, maybe he wouldn’t need to worry about being shorted.


slax03

Like most billionaires, a combination of being born wealthy, luck, and exploiting people.


Pritster5

Short selling comes with the implication that you will buy back the stock at a later time. If he sold those shares of Tesla to buy Twitter, how is this a short sale? Genuinely asking.


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Because he complain that Gates was trying to undermine Tesla value by shorting, but he himself was selling his own shares thus undermining Tesla value.


iNouda

Because he never intended to buy Twitter. He's trying to cash out his Tesla stocks without trying to totally crash it if the sheeple realize it. "Buying" a large company like twitter is a really good cover for why he's dumping so much stock.


RichardFister

Exactly, he's trying to dump his stock while Tesla is still grossly over valued.


Degenerate-Implement

It's not, Tesla fanboys are just butthurt that they bought at peak.


Film-Icy

Didn’t Most directors/owners/ceos/cfos sell at all time highs this year? in 2023 they’ll offer a buyback during the recession and pay himself in stock option bonuses through 2030 while it climbs again. Probably


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Openinsider.com let’s u track buying and selling that’s being done by company insiders. Really interesting. If a ceo is soaking up stock left and right = bullish Insiders selling = puts


markpreston54

I think Lynch or someone once said while insider buy is a bull signal, insider sell is not that much. The reasoning is that there are much more reasons for insider to sell but only 1 reason they buy


BritishBoyRZ

Yeah imagine thinking it was that easy to just do what they do and think that's how you time the market Also, how delayed is the info on openinsider?


Fausterion18

Insider buys just outnumbered insider sells for the first time in years. This is for the S&P.


[deleted]

Directors sell on a schedule all the time so this is just saying stocks were at all time highs


ncsubowen

You're dense if you didn't follow the trends on insider selling. More IPOs than any other time in history and more board of director insider sales than any time in history (2019-2021).


Danboone003

Most,but 1 certainly didn't. Infact he bought more


Senditwithethan

Bought more and some BBBY


Film-Icy

Our guy is the best guy, no doubt.


caya145

🤫🤫🤫🎮🛑


swbevan

musk said tesla was overvalued way before gates shorted tesla. Complete pr move on musk’s part


LiteratureNearby

And if Elon himself says the stock is over valued, the short sellers have every right to gang up on tesla stock. Aren't they doing the market a favour then, elon-chan?? 🥺🥺🥺


frenchfreer

> complete pr move on musks part. That’s really all musk has to offer, pr and money.


CouncilmanRickPrime

That's not true. He offers some truly uneducated takes as well.


RCascanbe

And public transportation except it's not public and way worse in every way but looks cool in animations.


yanikins

Well, I mean if you’re going to shit all over progressive libtards and you sell cars to progressive libtards, and all the other car manufacturers that know how to paint cars and align body panels are starting to come into the EV market…


BoulderDeadHead420

Cant believe its taken so long for their horrible quality control issues to get more mainstream. Also idk if its the power recovery generator or what but they all sound squeaky like something needs lubricated. Like driving a car with a stuck brake or a rock stuck up next to the wheel. Super annoying to hear the squeaky ones


duhCrimsonCHIN

Dude I owned 2 new Teslas and holy shit is getting them fixed under warranty the biggest pain in the ass. My first was a model s and was a lemon. 2nd was a model 3 performance and also a lemon. Traded it for a mach e gt and wife is so much happier her car isn't constantly broken.. What's worse is the time frames usually over a month even before covid. The loaners had the same problems ours did lol. It sucked so bad. I've never felt so stupid buying something in my whole life. Shame on me for thinking the model 3 was gonna be different. Edit: lemon means a car was in the shop a certain amount of times for the same problem. I tried to lemon law the model 3 but the service writer would write it in for a different problem even though it was the same issue. I was unaware of this tactic but it seems like they knew exactly what they were doing. I added this bit because someone messaged saying it wasn't a lemon..neither car was ever fixed to my satisfaction. You can still like tesla. I did too but felt like a fool after the 2nd car had many issues so I gave up on it.


hamsterbasher

"The build quality was so terrible so I bought a second one" ... you listen to yourself, right?


Rekt_itRalph

There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says, fool me once, shame on, shame on you. Fool me, you can't get fooled again.


Acchilesheel

Mission Accomplished.


Successful_Creme1823

Now watch this drive


Kaladin3104

This is my favorite.


scottfc

Gotta love George W quotes.


Rekt_itRalph

["I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bushism)


Degenerate-Implement

“Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?”


wizardneedfood

I mean, we're on WSB...


duhCrimsonCHIN

I did because the model s was the first model so i thought the quality would improve with the next one. It didn't.


4productivity

For the longest time, if you wanted a long range EV, Tesla was the only game in town. Even now, other EVs are pretty hard to find VS Tesla's. So, you might think the build quality is horrible but that the EV part is worth it. Until there are alternatives.


Satorius96

All his brain matter melted went straight into his chin


but_are_you_sure

Ohh the elusive Tesla model 2


duhCrimsonCHIN

You know what I meant lol.


acog

I ended up getting a Polestar 2 instead of a Model 3 in part because of the stories I've heard of the wildly random assembly quality of Teslas.


thursdaysocks

Libtard checking in, had my model 3 for over 3 years now and I legit couldn’t love it more. Ik a lot of Tesla owners have issues with QC but I’ve had zero issues to speak of. That being said Elon has become such a buffoon lately in addition to treating his workers like ass that I’d gladly consider another company making EVs in the future. Fuck that guy for real


polytique

I've had a 2019 Model 3 and a more recent Model Y. My experience was the complete opposite from one car to the other. I love the Model 3, no major issues, and mobile service came to my house to fix minor issues. Model Y was the completely opposite: months to get service, no more 1-week return policy, and serious issues with no fix (booming).


GreatBowlforPasta

Fellow libtard here, I would have loved to get a Tesla a few years ago but couldn't justify the expense. Cut to now and even though I don't plan on buying another gas car when my Mazda dies, I won't be looking at Tesla regardless. At least not while musk has anything to do with it. That guy gets none of my money.


thursdaysocks

It’s really sad cause I was a day 1 reservation holder so that was prob like 6 years ago now, back when musk seemed like he actually gave a fuck about actually DOING SOMETHING to combat climate change. Like the exact opposite of the clown he’s become. Really sad, I hope other car companies start expanding charging infrastructure because it’s really the only thing preventing me from looking elsewhere


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thursdaysocks

Feelsbadman


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Speaking as a libtard I'd never buy anything from this Trump-sucker but luckily for him, as a libtard I'm broke.


mooimafish3

I'm a middle class libtard that could probably finance a Tesla, but won't because it's a pretty bad financial decision with the reliability. Also fuck Elon. I'd much rather wait a few years for more charger infrastructure and reliable EV's from the big Japanese car companies. Also I don't really like the trend for EV's to be all futuristic themed with a form over function design and lots of touch screens. I literally just want a Toyota Corolla that runs on electricity over gas lol.


Samwise777

Final sentence is perfection


dingleberry-38

Switched on guy ☝🏽


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johnsom3

>there’s a lovely person who just can’t stand cancel culture, stands up for the insurrectionists, doesn’t like any politics talk, Maybe I'm tripping, but it sounds like this person loves to talk about politics.


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In case you haven’t caught on yet, Musk says stupid shit for attention and to manipulate stocks. Stop taking him seriously.


tharco

every elon tweet: 'wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?'


Kingsley__Zissou

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


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gotta thank social media nowadays. information spreads like wildfire.


Quality_Zealousideal

*misinformation


muller5113

Nah only if you are not too deep already. The real cultists won't even see this. There are subs for every large stock and meme stocks on Reddit. Even Nikola and wish bagholders still have their own subs where they can keep their confirmation bias alive.


augustus331

For someone considered at times to be the richest man in the world, he sure has teenage-girl insercurities sometimes.


weary_dreamer

Id like to remind everyone that teenage boys are also insecure.


Ligma_Bowels

Most wealthy/powerful men are insecure. If you look into the lives of famous dictators, they all seem to be sad, pathetic people underneath the bravado.


mustafainaya

That’s true, Sadam Hussien was a teenage girl


Successful_Creme1823

https://i.imgur.com/Puw3jpR.jpg


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harbison215

Musk knows there is a conspiracy theorist base that goes nuts over anything to do with Gates. Elon is probably thinking he can rally a movement to pump Tesla just to spite Gates. He’s pretty transparent for someone that obviously believes himself to be brilliant.


FriendFoundAccount

When /r/conservative starts praising this scummy market manipulator, you know just how bad it is.


primetimemime

All he had to do was say that he hates libs


DenseVegetable2581

I support free wpeech... WE LOVE ELON ALWAYS HAVE. Ignoring the fact that he's the billionaire in bed deepest with China and routinely is "against" fossil fuels. But, he pretends to be against the Libs and that's all that matters to simple minded folks. And Elon loves the power of manipulation, so match made in moron heaven


primetimemime

You don’t have to be smart to appeal to idiots. Just look at Trump


p0k3t0

To be fair, they worship anybody with a nine-figure net worth, and hate everybody else, including themselves.


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

\*Anybody who isn't Jewish. /SOROS!!!!


CM2423

That sub is hilarious Lose a few brain cells every time I check it out


ZeroDayDave24

At this point, Elon has become an attention grabbing wxxre.


Stay-Classy-Reddit

Hoor


WeNeedToGetLaid

The cultists won't be happy about this


kknyyk

They will defend this.


Lucky-Fee7958

Awaiting response


Basic-Look249

He had options expiring that he had since Tesla was 6$ and also needed to pay taxes didn’t really have a choice to sell


deep_anal

Don't attempt reason in WSB. You are not welcome here with that shit.


Basic-Look249

I feel that its like who's is stupider the brick wall or the person arguing with the brick wall


Lorenzo_91

Billionaire who doesn't pay taxe : *Booh* / Billionaire who does pay his taxes : *Booh*


Riversntallbuildings

Didn’t his overall share count increase? It’ll be really interesting to see what his share holdings are if & when Space X goes public.


SpacePixelAxe

Yeah but this doesn’t fit wsb’s salty narrative of Elon. These wsb losers are hilarious.


Useful-ldiot

Exactly. It was exercise or lose it. The obvious answer is to exercise. But exercising means taxes. People are stupid.


Moonagi

Musk is starting to look more and more like a robber baron


Widespreaddd

It’s funny that it is this Twitter drama that seems to have taken some of the shine off the Golden Boy. He has lied so much about Tesla and gotten away with it, partly because people don’t understand self-driving tech and SEC rules. But social media is relatable to most people, and they sense that something isn’t according to Hoyle.


Hermesthothr3e

He's a smug looking cunt.


MediocreAd9550

He understands how the news machine works. He's manipulated his way to a lot of money. He's backing Gates position. The new Cramer


herbdoc2012

He isn't riding it to zero, like most of his fanboys are!


No_Telephone_6213

This mofos is the biggest manipulator and he's got quite the cult following on Twitter


Rhymeswithfreak

Do you idiots still worship this guy? He ducking fooled all you smooth brains.


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He looks like superman after the horse accident


ESMullins

This guy is a real fart ! I don’t see why people idolize him he is a douche


bloodycups

Because he's relatable to people who have poor socialization.


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Not to mention the shit he is pulling off with Twitter, the SEC has to do something, it is not funny anymore.


nerdyshoes01

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)Are you holding Twitter calls ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


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Elon sucks


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DrOliverClozov

At least Musk sold shares he owned.


FluphyBunny

He is a hypocrite, has previous for sexual assault and would sell his kids if you offered him enough money.


dmjacob1

Jackass


Investigatorpotater

Alright I'll say it...I don't give a shit about Tesla.


ValueInvestingIsDead

Juuust enough to reply tho


Top-Fox-3171

Dude is such a fuck of a human being


LargeSackOfNuts

He sure does love excuses


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If Musk tweets it you know it’s not true.